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111833 No. 111833 ID: 4ce1b0

I could be a farmer or a miller or a shopkeeper and live a life that's nice and safe and quiet... and boring. I'm going to live a life with some excitement.
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No. 128038 ID: c0f3bf

>>127821
Be sure to get as close as physically possible when you say it.
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No. 128082 ID: fe0817

>>128029

I am with this person on this.
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No. 128474 ID: 4ce1b0
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128474

"I'm just messing around. You should lighten up."

>>127893
I guess I should go find out about the stone so I know what I'm dealing with before I ask people to join me.

>>127822
Oh crap... I licked his nose. Uh... I'm pretty sure it doesn't mean anything. I mean, we're not even purebred kobolds. Right?

"Poor kid. He's going to think everyone bigger than him wants to eat him. Maybe it would help if we stopped telling him that we do! KEHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
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No. 128475 ID: 62489a

>>128474
Take Dag with you. Tell him that you feel safer with him around, being a slender little halfbreed.
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No. 128476 ID: e828f5

Nice to see Dag in on the conversation at last. Give him some lickin's so he doesn't feel left out.

(Y'see that? I provide a suggestion and a REASON for it)
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No. 128478 ID: c0f3bf

Tickle the side of his neck with your tail. Ask Dag if she's got anything else lined up for work after you guys get paid.
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No. 128479 ID: 632862

>>128474
I dunno if it means anything. It's a pretty grey area between mixed breeds, like you said.

Let's go to the library.
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No. 128480 ID: 8ce2bf

>>128474
What it means is you want to fuck him.
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No. 128481 ID: 817cd3

>>128474
>Uh... I'm pretty sure it doesn't mean anything. I mean, we're not even purebred kobolds. Right?

Hehe.. don't you wish... don't tell me you haven't ever struggled to chose between your loins or your nose.
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No. 128482 ID: e53249

>>128474
arm wrestle dag for the right to eat Jehral!
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No. 128657 ID: 12fc66
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128657

>>128474
Tell Jehral not to worry, that you'll protect him from anyone trying to eat him. He's our sidekick from now on.
So small and weak... we could do anything to him. He needs us.
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No. 128704 ID: 8ecfd4

>>128474
Well unless you're going to eat him or rape him right now I would suggest telling them that you're going out to find leads on a potential big contract. Then head towards the nearest temple or library.
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No. 128908 ID: fe0817

>>128657

For once, Raital is right on the mark.
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No. 128981 ID: 4ce1b0
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128981

>>128480
N-no way. Even if I did want to, he's so small I doubt it would be that enjoyable for either one of us.

>>128478
"Hey, Dagnyr. Do we have anymore work lined up?"

"Nah... Nothin' I heard of anyway. Time ta sit around and get hammered up fer a few days I guess."

"What about pay?"

"Give it a few days to get sorted out. Why? Hurtin' fer cash?"

"Nah."

I'm not broke or anything. I don't have anything big I want to buy anyway.
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No. 128983 ID: e828f5

Nice job with the impulsive act and no follow-through. Now you're just creepy-weird. Anyway the sooner you get your cash the sooner you can blow the joint.

Anyway, aside from just laying low until you get paid, you've really no specific task until you can get to somewhere where you can learn more about the stone and all.
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No. 128984 ID: 632862

>>128981
Yeah, let's just go to the library.
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No. 128987 ID: e0499d

>>128984
a non-magic using mercenary... in a library...

that looks so normal...

Maybe getting magic lessons or something (explaination for magic smell?)
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No. 128988 ID: 67c611

You know that using the 69 position it really doesn't matter how big his dick is he can still please you.
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No. 129004 ID: e0499d

>>128988
... he's too short... even for that...

how sad is that >_>
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No. 129006 ID: a56bd0

>>128981
You would be surprised... but total proportionality does not always follow expected norms. Especially where halfbreeds are concerned.

Anyhow... let us proceed to a place more suited for the learning of dark secrets.
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No. 129007 ID: 2dd482

>>129004
well I guess he could use his... fist and forearm, or something. Being someones bitch means you don't get to ask or expect anything in return.
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No. 129032 ID: fe0817

That's OK. It doesn't have to proceed to sex right away. Carry him with you to the library, and tell him you don't want to eat him yet. He is just too adorable. Say that you are his new master now.

Think about ways to... make sex work. Raital and Mudy did it. I am sure Reaver can enlighten us on how.
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No. 129037 ID: 15f6d6

He's tiny a dumb. Go to the library, learn about the stone.
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No. 129038 ID: d31d16

>>128981
Inform us why Jehral is comfortable eating breakfast with a mercenary gnoll three or four times his mass. He seemed pretty chill when the ogre and the rat-wizard came in, as well..
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No. 129039 ID: 9e9b47

Head to the library for boring exciting book search montage.
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No. 129083 ID: e447a9

>>128981
You know what they say... midgets are usually big where it counts~

By which, I surely mean his nose. That soft, sensuous nose. Maybe you could take him along if you follow the suggestions for the library. Libraries have all those secretive nooks and crannies that you could try things in.
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No. 130465 ID: 4ce1b0
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130465

After breakfast I go to the temple. They might have books on this or at least know stuff about it.

"Hello, child. How can I help you? Kupo~"
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No. 130466 ID: 63f46a

A moogle!
Ask for a book about shiny rocks with magical properties.
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No. 130475 ID: 8ecfd4

>>130465
Ask about a prophecy about some dead god sealed in a tomb that can be unlocked. More specifically where said tomb is located. If the thing asks why we're looking then tell him it's to stop some madman from unlocking it.

But the truth of course is that it's to enable a certain madwoman to ascend to godhood. No offense Rynh, but headvoices usually indicate insanity, especially when they urge you to kill helpless people, which I have done at a number of occasions.
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No. 130477 ID: 34bfdb

Man that's one tiny moogle even when it comes to moogle standards. How tall are you anyway?

Sooo what do the Gods 'round here think of unrepentant killers who bath themselves in blood only to line their pockets with Gold?

Speaking of that, what God do they worship here anyway...? I'm sure you're on your way to the lower planes either way~
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No. 130500 ID: 817cd3

>>130477
There is like at least a deity of warfare or two if they have the whole pantheon thing goen on.
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No. 130501 ID: 1e1932

>>130465

Ask it to save your game.
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No. 130536 ID: e828f5

You don't want to say anything so suspicious that, if interrogated, the moogle can easily say "oh yeah this one guy was askin' about that stone." Instead, claim to be interested in the thing Ivek was talking about. Only describe in it words he or one of his underlings already used.
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No. 130609 ID: 5a2e05

>>130501
This right here is very important. I don't think we've chosen to save yet, and there's no way we're going through those cutscenes again if we die.
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No. 130920 ID: e0499d

>>130465
We wanna get information without giving too much away.So the course of action should be to ask for books on simple magic (shows interest in magic rather than in stone info), then ask for books on magic history, then on demons/evil gods and spirits/good gods.

It's like going on a wikipedia deviation... except with a goal!
>>130609
do this too... perferably before doing th above...
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No. 131239 ID: 4ce1b0
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131239

>what God do they worship here anyway?

"You want to know about the Gods? Of course. That's what I'm here for, kupo~"

"First there's the twin Goddesses of Light and Dark,Urayu and Kerstrawho rule over day and night and keep all things in balance."


"Greva, the Mountain God, who rules over all the earth."

"Undra, Goddess of the Ocean, who commands the flow of all the world's water."

"Magranos, the God of Flames, who provides the world with warmth."

"andTaosen,the Air God. His breath moves all the winds of the world."

[i]"There are many other gods of many other things as well, but these six are the foundation of everything. kupo~."
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No. 131241 ID: e828f5

cool beans. Didn't know Airman got promoted to Deity level, but whatever. I still think you should ask it if it knows anything (or of a book) about the stone your boss was talking about. Gets you the info you need without undue suspicion
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No. 131243 ID: 8ecfd4

>>131239
Tell the thing that you have heard rumors about a dead god sealed in a tomb. And you're curious about learning more, for instance how can a god die.

Ask him if he has a book about it, the info we're looking for might be in there.
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No. 131253 ID: 4ce1b0
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131253

"I've been hearing rumors about a dead god sealed in a tomb. Can gods die?"

"The Gods I just mentioned are tied to the most basic elements that make up this world. In order for them to die, their given element would have to cease to exist and the God itself can create an unlimited amount of it's own power. It would be like trying to stop the rain by catching each drop on your tongue, kupo~"

"On the other hand, there are many spirits that are worshiped as gods. Most races have a god that ascended from a powerful ancestral spirit, for example, kupo~. Lesser elementals also fall into this catagory, kupo~"

"Some spirits can be called forth by temporarily or asked for boons by summoning magic, but in order to seal a spirit strong enough to be considered a god permanently would require immense power, likely in the form of aid from other gods, kupo~. I can imagine anything worthy of such a fate would be quite terrifying, kupo~!"
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No. 131271 ID: 8ecfd4

>>131253
Ask him if something like that has ever happened.
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No. 131390 ID: c0f3bf

Ask if you can industrialize it with application of magic stones, focusing crystals, multiple mages, etc.
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No. 132041 ID: 4ce1b0
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132041

>>131390
"Would magic stones or crystals be involved in this?"

"I guess they could. Why are you asking, kup-"

"YOU DO HAVE IT, YOU DO! K'VSSH IS NO FOOL!

Aw, shit! Where did he come from!?
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No. 132044 ID: 62489a

Blade, throat, now.

Toss the priest a coin, say "Sorry about the mess," and walk out.
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No. 132046 ID: eb91b2

>>132041
Let him know you just overheard some nobles during the assault and you have nothing better to do until another job comes in.
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No. 132048 ID: 62489a

>>132044
Or, you know, torch the guy.
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No. 132050 ID: 632862

>>132041
Oh hell.

UM... "Fuck you, I simply put two and two together. You're trying to release a dead god with whatever magic stone or crystal you're looking for!"

If that doesn't convince him I guess we'll have to fight him. DO NOT kill him inside the church though. That will piss off the cleric like you wouldn't believe.
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No. 132051 ID: e3f578

Yes, don't kill him inside the church. In fact bum rush him all the way outside or knock him unconscious, then kill him in an alley.
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No. 132052 ID: 6834bc

>>132041
"Th'fuck are you on about, ya little rat-thing? So maybe I saw some stupid-lookin' crystal shit when we were raiding the castle.

Doesn't mean I have it, some dumbasses were runnin' off with it. They weren't in my way, and as far as I knew the job was to kill a couple of nobles. It would've been too much work to bother with them so I said "fuck it."

Now stop harassin' me, you disgusting little thing."

If he calls bullshit, saying that you're part dragon and you would have grabbed it because it was shiny, call him racist and debate with him over the racial stereotype of dragons being obsessed with shiny things.
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No. 132054 ID: 817cd3

>>132041
Bumrush him outside, kill him (discreetly, dispose of corpse in garbage bin (maybe a burning barrel just to make sure)?
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No. 132055 ID: 4ce1b0
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132055

Alright, I'll just have to figure out how to deal with this guy...

(Thread is too huge. New chapter will begin when I feel like it.)
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