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Royal Emerald Day
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Fartface Turdburglar: "Oh, you'd like that wouldn't you?"
Horny Futa: "Yes, very much!"
Fartface Turdburglar: "Do you know why I became mayor of this dungheap of a city, Horny? Because I knew, I knew that someday you'd need a favor from the mayor's office. And when that day came, I'd be the one sitting behind this desk when you came crawling in to beg for whatever idiotic idea popped into your tiny brain. You see, my dear cousin, ever since you humiliated me at the Murdermals regional quarter finals fifteen years ago, I've dedicated my every waking moment to getting revenge! And now all my carefully laid plans have come to fruition!"
Horny Futa: "..."
Horny Futa: "It's a dick measuring contest."
Fartface Turdburglar: "Our entire lives have been a dick-measuring contest, Horny. But now I'm the one holding the ruler! Oh... you'll get your precious contest, cousin. But it will be on my terms! You'll have to face my Elite Four! There will be no mercy for your weak, limp, pathetic little pecker."
Horny Futa's Dick: "Hey!"
Fartface Turdburglar: "No... After all these years I'll finally get you. And your little dog, too!"
Violet: "That's me! I'm her little dog! That's me!"
Fartface Turdburglar: "So what do you say, will you face my Elite Four and be made a laughingstock? Or shall you admit defeat now?"
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