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>I'd suggest to say there's this lovely points system for making comparisons, but looking at it again that system doesn't seem to technically figure in anything about whether the girl enjoyed herself, so let's not. Make note for improvements to be submitted to HOPE.
The point system isn’t actually real and is only an abstract concept dreamt up by a derange mind in a vain attempt to keep itself sane in a reality where it only exist to breed and nothing else. Or it’s just a silly idea the author of this crap made to encourage the filling of more holes than just the baby making one. Still dreamt up by a deranged mind either way, though.
>The score is more for the meta, but everything can be improved with starred performance reviews. We only got 4.5/5 stars on the last one, though. Shame on us.
Only 4.5/5!? You left her barely conscious from the sheer bliss she experience from living through her most exciting sex fantasy! That’s clearly a 5 star performance! And everyone knows that anything below 5 stars is completely unplayable anyway…
>If we're desperate to get rid of him, so much as implying gay stuff around him should send him packing.
And there’s no way he would call that bluff either… eh, who are you kidding. You’d slide right in under that tail of his if you got the chance…
>Just ignore him.
…that would be rude… not to mention that he loves to talk, which means that he might just continue talking even if you ignored him.
>Don't call him out on his bluff yet.
…is it a bluff? You’re not actually sure…
>The only reason he's talking to a "loser" is because he's insecure about how well he's doing.
You know, going by how often he has to go on about how he’s the greatest… he is starting to sound rather insecure, doesn’t he? Maybe it’s just his way of handling the situation? Hmm…
>You don't need to be rude to him. Be nice! Jerks hate it when people don't engage with them on their terms.
Right, let’s not sink to his level. You’re a nice guy after all, and not a jerk.
>We're supposed to be good at finding the good qualities in anyone, so let's try that now with Zaton.
Well… he’s confident, at least outwardly… has a nice bod and is well trained… and he has to be at least tolerable around women if he’s not lying about his conquests. What more? He’s an extrovert and likes to initiate interactions, which might be why he’s been getting laid… and he doesn’t seem to anger easily? You guess? Oh, and apparently he’s got a big dick? Eh… you need to actually get to know him better if you want to figure him out.
>If he is going to act like a child, treat him like one. You know, like a dad. With dad puns and everything!
Well, Zaton, I’m kind of proud of you, you’ve egg-ceeded my egg-pectations.
…why would you be pr- Wait, were those puns?
Weren’t they egg-ellent?
Puns are no yolk, bud, and they deserve to be pun-ished. This transgression cannot be egg-nored.
Hey, no need to fry of the handle and give me shell over some puns.
Don’t you have any fried, making bad puns like that? I’m egg-ast!
Hi egg-ast, I’m dad.
You’re not a dad yet, Bayard.
Well, in about a week we’ll both be dads…
Huh…you’re right… I, Zaton, haven’t actually thought about that… … …but better laid then never, am I right?!? *fingerguns*
Heh, I Egg-ree!*fingerguns*
But I digress, you didn’t answer my question. Are you a future dad or not, chump?
>Two actually! The first one with the capitan, teaming up with Fivers, the second one not too long ago with Wide Carriage. Both encounters were pretty special.
The captain? Really? That stick in the mud? And here I thought she was some kind of asexual blob of pure bitterness. And you did it with Fiver, you say?
Threesome, baby.
…who’s the father, then?
We both are. We dp’d her like the mad lads we are.
Nice.
Got a feeling we made twins too.
Double nice. And WideCarraige? I, Zaton, recognize the name.
She’s that butt we saw while getting the tour, remember? The one next to the twins?
Butt?
Remember? It was this massive, magnificent rump sticking out of a vent? You know, like this huge!?
Oh, fuck, don’t tell me you fucked her?
Put an egg in her oven before giving that fat arse two rides in a row, baby.
Aw man, I was looking for here just a while ago. Really wanted to breed a kid into those fat hips of hers.
Oh, yeah, those hips definitely deserved a proper breeding.
Shit, bud, now I, Zaton, is jealous…
>See if you can divert his attention by mentioning that the last girl you were with seemed interested in setting up an anonymous location. Maybe he'll be genuinely interested.
An anonymous location?
A place where they can get bred without know who the father will be and we can make eggs without know who the mother is. Like a hole-in-the-wall or… I don’t know, a bed with a curtain cutting it off halfway or something?
That’s sounds super-hot… and let us skip right to the best part, the fucking. I definitely need to have a talk with that lady and see if she need help setting up. With my, Zaton’s, help, it will be easy.
Well, last I saw her she was just around the corner, inside a maintenance hatch. Haven’t seen her leave yet, so might still be there.
Heh, I might get a chance to take that ass for a ride then as well.
She’s got a friend there now, though, a Viola I believe it was?
She fertile?
I think so? I didn’t really check, seeing as I was still riding my post-orgasm at that point… besides, I already got a long list of mother’s to be already.
Heh, I guess I got work to do there then, knocking up her friend. I, Zaton, will definitely make my way there as soon as I’m done eating.
She likes keeping thing anonymous, which include you not seeing her face or her yours, nor knowing your name for that matter.
Got it.
So no going around yelling your name, got it?
Hey! I, Zaton, am a master of digression. But thanks man. I appreciate it.
Don’t mention it. We breeders need to stick together, right?
…yeah, we do, don’t we?
>If you want to slip in a jab then you could comment about him doing fast work and if you can keep your smile you can leave him wonder how you mean it.
Well, I, Zaton, don’t like to brag but… I know how to quickly please a lady.
You don’t say.
Besides, you’re no sloth either, Bayard. You said it yourself, you fucked her three times in a row, no?
I mean… I guess?
Which means you’ve fucked someone four times, which is one more than me. We’re both pretty quick at our job then, hehe.
Uh huh… sure… (You can’t tell if he actually caught the insult and is throwing it back or not…)
>Carefully press him on the ladies he was with.
So… speaking of jobs… who have you been with then?
Why, I started off with the SoftSocket twins, of course. Did them both at the same time.
…really?
Though… I kind of failed on the… ah… egg making part…
…wait, how?
They are tricky, alright? Only one of them is fertile and… well… I chose the wrong one.
…didn’t you say that you fucked both of them?
Threesome. Yeah. But… alright, seeing as I don’t think that doofus Fiver will be able to woo them, I guess I’ll give you some pointers. They want a mate that’s clever and smart, which means they’ll ask you a bunch of tricky questions with trick answers before getting to the fucking. And it was the last one that tripped me up.
…and that question was?
Which one of them was Mili… or was it Mala? Whoever it was that was in heat, anyway. Well, I kind of panicked and took a 50/50 and… missed.
That’s rough, buddy.
At least they let me fuck her butt before leaving…
Oh, and the last lady? You said you’ve done three of them.
Well… it was when I was looking for lady large bottom. There was this large, muscular lady, green scaled, that had her consent set to yes already… so… well… I went up and… you know…
…she got a name?
Err… Lu… Lo… something on L, I, Zaton, think?
You didn’t get her name?
She didn’t want to be called by her name, so I, Zaton, didn’t memorize it.
Kind of hard to have repeating customers if you can’t even remember their names.
Hey, the SoftSocket are definitely coming back for this dong, mark my words. As for the other… eh… I rather not…
…was she that bad?
She wanted to roleplay. You know, being dominating and all that. It’s just… she wanted me to be all powerless and begging for her to stop and shit and… that’s just not Zaton, you know. But, eh, at least I made an egg, right?
Sure…
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