+1 for BONE TIDDIES

Bloody ritual, FUCK YOUR RITUAL AND RULES, FIGHT BACK!

the bird is the word.

Is that bird holding a drumstick?

Let's go there and find out.

>>789979
Are those birds, or do they just have beaks?

>>789976
> One has the throne within her grasp, but what is she willing to use to get it?

Let's go enjoy some court intrigue, and try to keep a princess from going too far.

I vote for the undead princess.

>>789976
getting stabbed a lot seems like a rather pressing matter, we can see sad scary skellington some time after

>>790009
The author said in the disthread, "Just so you know we will be getting round to all four princesses so don't worry to much if your fave don't get chosen at first."

Which means she's not going to be sacrificed if we don't choose her first.

>One watches her nation slide into ruin, knowing she could save it but dose it deserve to be saved?

This one has piqued my interest the most.

>>789983
That's a glass of [liquid], stupid.

>First
The undead looks cute, the boyd looks like a 8!+(#, the cat looks plain, and the goat looks like she's in danger.

I don't like it, but the first one looks like she needs the most help right now...

>>790022
> That's a glass of [liquid], stupid.

Look at the right hand of the one on the throne.

>>789976
Bloody ritual.

undead.

Gato de los muertos.

Princess Quest Suggestion 2017/03/25(Sat)07:17 No. 790315 ID: 008b25
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You are Liik'il hat'uts kuxa'an kan baak, or Lil for short, and you just cant stop thinking about them, the living.
Their hearts full of Hot blood, beating back the end one beat at a time, Their tears, a endless lake of salt and grief that falls like soft rain and their sleep, so soft and gentle where hopes and monsters are born.


And butts.. you really REALLY like Butts.

The bitter irony that the princess of the dead has a ass fetish is not lost on you..

Thats it, youve moped enough, its time to get out there and find yourself a meatbag to snuggle!

Only problem is..

Princess quest: Search For Butts Suggestion 2017/03/25(Sat)07:18 No. 790316 ID: 008b25
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How exactly dose one Leave the Land of the Dead?

>>790316
Aren't there rituals or magics or just powers of the dead to let you go visit the living?
Consult an library of acceptable knowledge.

Clearly your best option is to begin work to open the border to the lands of the living for trade. Your people get access to open trade with other nations and you get to see some sexy sexy asses. Also do you have a preference between girl asses and guy asses? I don't want to presume.

well, there is usually one day of the year where the borders between the two worlds are thin

how does one enter it? I mean the people who show up here on day don't just pop up at some random doorstep right? There has to be some kind of central hub area for the newbes right? Failing that find a way to enter someone's dreams and try and convince them to summon you to the world of the living.

A classic tragedy! The lover of booty lacks a booty herself. I think snek tails are even better, though. Lucky!

>How does one leave the Land of The Dead?
You find an unwitting mortal to tempt, of course. Search the aether for someone performing an ill-advised ritual and offer them power or revenge or whatever gets their rocks off in exchange for summoning you. Conveniently forget to mention that translocating their skeleton usually doesn't leave the attached flesh in very good condition.

>>790316
- Reincarnate
- Swap places with one of the living who wish to live in the land of festivals and ivory
- A really long ladd- oh, wait.

Cthulhlu, that you?

You've lived long enough to know that religious scripture is so inaccurate, that even the doubts about it are misleading to the true concept of reality.

To the Void! Slip through the fabric of reality, to places where eldritch physics overrule death itself!

>>790316
What's with the people going through the heart-arch there?

Apart from that: research time! You're a princess; are there Royal Scholars or Royal Scientists you can talk to? Go have a conversation with them, and ask pointed questions.

>>790316
Trick some cat's paw in the mortal real into summoning you?

>>790316
Obviously you Romance the King of the Dead or you Stab him until he lets you go

>>790408
The King is her dad. Why would she romance him?

Princess Quest Azathoth 2017/03/26(Sun)07:36 No. 790595 ID: 008b25
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((Had to rush the color on this one -3-))

>how does one enter it?
Hmm, it would be simplest to just take the Dead road back into the closest living nation, which you think is called Tarn now? That would be tricky though as youd have to pass through Dokel-argul, and as long standing allies of the dead would have questions if you tried to just sneak through.
Plus your father has guards on the road to stop you leaving after the Incident last time, wich is hardly fair how could you have known you weren't supposed to take them they just leave them all In a room! Its not like theres a shortage of babies..

>do you have a preference between girl asses and guy asses?

You know you never stopped to think about it, gender in the land of the dead is basically a fashion choice, since everyone is a skeleton and all, but if you had to pick you'd say Girls, they tend to be softer plus they come with Breasts, Dreamer knows you get enough fun out of your own. (Your quite proud of them actually they took simply ages to make)

>Aren't there rituals or magics? Consult an library of acceptable knowledge.

Hmmm... if the normal methods wont cut it then maybe magic is the way to go, and you know just the Corpse to ask!


Jag'o Burgo : Hmm, just a wee sliver off the side here and ill be done for the d
Lil: JAG!
Jag: GAH!

bang


Lil:...So anyway I have a few questions
Jag: Of course you do.

A brief clean up later and you sit down with the undead Jako, he glares at you angrily but as a jako that's how he looks at everything.

Lil: So that's the situation, can you help?
Jag: Can I smuggle you, the princess of the dead, out into the land of the living despite express orders from the king of the dead, so that you can grope the living?
Lil: yes.
Jag: ...fair enough at least you admit it, well there's a few ways we can do it depending on how long you want to be gone, your father will feel you leave and pull you back after a few days if you simply teleport or swap places with a living woman, you could get years of wandering time if you went through the nightmare but...well its the Nightmare..

>>790596
and you are the princess, you can handle it.

Only days and father will increase certainly make it more difficult for you to ever do this again. No, it's time to go big or go home.

>>790595
Try to be slightly more considered and careful, if you're going to be going on a covert mission.

And if you want a path to the world of the living that allows you to stay for years, you're going to need to become living yourself; skeletons kinda stand out. Would going through the Nightmare to get there leave you as a skeleton, or allow you to become a living being?

Any other ideas? You need something that will convince your father of your usefulness as an undead emissary. Considering that there is little concern for succession, and your ability as an undead to respawn back in his kingdom if you get yourself killed, why would he be worried about your well-being?

>>790595
Oh no, you lost the breasts you spent so long making in the explosion!

>>790596
What's so bad about the nightmare, I'm already dead!

tell me more about this nightmare.

Before considering braving the Nightmare (whatever that is,) consider the possibility of doing the opposite: Bring a mortal lady into the Land of the Dead. Would it be possible to bring a mortal here, keep them alive and adequately disguise their true nature for a extended period, then return them to the Land of the Living? I'd certainly be a hell of a story for them to tell if it could be pulled off... Oh, maybe get a bard, 'cause bards are notorious for being as easy as a two piece jigsaw puzzle and would be enticed by being able to tell the tale of such a journey.

>>790669
This sounds good, but only if you can return them home.

Azathoth 2017/03/30(Thu)04:30 No. 791642 ID: 54f9ca
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>Oh no, you lost the breasts!

While you of course have spares, you take a moment to salute the passing of the Twins, who fell in the line of duty jiggling to the last.

Princess Quest Azathoth 2017/03/30(Thu)04:35 No. 791643 ID: 54f9ca
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>you are the princess, you can handle it.

Lil: Im the Risen beauty of living serpent bones, I think I can handle a little bad dream.

Jag: You don't know what it is do you?

Lil: I have no idea what so ever.

Jag: Alright, listen and don't interrupt im going to explaine this once.

Outside of reality is the dreamer, a being so powerful that its dream's form our world. When he sleeps magic flows into the world, miricles happen, the dead rise on mass and miracles become common place. When he Wakes magic slows to a trickle, the dead mostly stay dead and life becomes safe and boring.

Now in the same way its dreams become real, so do the Dreamers thoughts, springing to life as powerful beings called Urges, Elements and Concepts.

Urges are bodiless beings, floating through minds and urging them towards various goals, there mostly harmless if a bit odd.
Next are the elements, Force, Vengeance, Justice, Order and Chaos, they interact with the world infrequently so little is known about them and their intentions.
Finally we have the concepts like your Father, the Concept of death or the Concept of Tubes (That guy is Strange let me tell you...) Simply put they are the personification of a force or object that walks the land, sometimes helping sometimes hindering, they are strange and powerful beings that few truly understand.

Nightmare is all four of those things at once.

A place, Urge, Element and Concept all at one, it lurks just behind sleep and fills minds with fear and stress to prolong its own existence, He is a black mirror to the Dream itself and Not to be taken lightly.

Lil:Wow...that's..heavy.. why didn't I know any of this already?
Jag: Because your a idiot who never pays attention.
Lil: No jag please don try and spare my feelings tell me what you really think, Wow..
Couldn't you just wave your hands and magic me there? wouldn't that be easier?

Jag: Magic don't work like that, its like wind, wave your hand all you want without a sail your boat isn't going nowhere, Runes are the sails we use to make magic work.

Lil: Okay.. what about the switcheroo option then? would I need a disguise? Please say yes I have a whole room of costumes just waiting to go!

Jag: Well I haven't been into he living world for a while, but last time I was there a skeleton was cause for interest not alarm, that may have changed though, Living societies have the memory of a concussed mayfly, so maybe? The Danger with this plan is that we will be basically kidnapping some poor woman and holding her against her will, no matter how you spin it that's going to cause problems for someone down the line..

Lil: And your still willing to go along with this?

Jag: Im 299 years old, I ran out of Fucks to give fifty years ago.

Hmm, kidnapping or Jibbly monsters.. Not quite the choice you thought youd be making today...

>Mostly harmless
We'll gladly prove you wrong. The article used to just say "harmless."

You're looking at this kidnapping thing all wrong. What you've gotta do is find someone no one will miss, or who wants to run away! Or someone really old... What happens if a living being dies and they're already in the Land of the Dead?

hmm... if we can get an element on board with us that may let us get past the nightmare, i mean, you are some kind of half concept, and you got us urges flitting about your brain right now, so get an element and we will have a nice team.

could we use his magic badassry to maybe contact someone from the living world and ask if they'd like to switch places? Hell we could set it up as a culture exchange or something like that.

I don't suppose you could swap places with an animal. Or someone who deserves a kidnapping anyways.

Otherwise, let's risk the nightmare. I mean, people have made it through before, right? Otherwise why would it even be a known path out of the land of the dead.

Don't forget to pack all of your spare boobs for your trip to the land of the living! I have a feeling that your gonna need all of them because I'm sure this isn't going to be the last time they get blown up in an explosion!

Lead an expedition into the nightmare! If you make a breakthrough in research your parents won't be as furious when they finally pull you back.

Princess Quest Azathoth 2017/04/02(Sun)06:40 No. 792765 ID: 008b25
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Lil: I think its best to go the nightmare route, as im pretty sure i justify a expedition into the nightmare better then i can a expedition for lovely lady lumps.
Oh, and one of the urges suggested we get a element on side for added protection.

Jag: Couldn't hurt, theres got to be t least one of them willing to stick it to Nightmare enough to yank you out of there if things go south.

Lil: Oh, by the by, what would happen to a mortal if they died while In the land of the dead?

Jag: Well theyd simply.. theyd.. uh.. Huh.. i dont actually know, hmm.. i might have to look into this more when i have time..

He looks off into the distance thoughtfully, Your not sure thats a good thing..

You head back to you Chambers to gather your things while Jag prepares a way into the Nightmare, Your room is just around the corner so it dosent take long to get back, but then your room is Always Just around the corner no matter where you are in the Land of the Dead, one of the perks of being the princess.

You start making a mental list as you head inside of the things you'll need, clothes, weapons, magic runes and disguises are a must, but wihch Element should you throw your lot in with? Good and Evil dont exist for them so they all have good sides and bad sides..

Justice: Trial by Jury and legal slaves
Vengeance: Heroes and Villains
Order: Construction and Sterility
Chaos: Love at first sight and Lynch mobs
Force: Power to Grow and Power to Kill

Decisions, Decisions..

(OOC)
Liik'ils magic stat means she an hold 5 runes, those runes can be any spell you guys want and can be used as much as you want, but the max she can carry is 5.

Axes are the traditional weapon of the undead, and shes reasonably skilled with them, so pick some nice choppers.

As for disguises there's no rules at all, i throw open pandoras box for you, let me see what you draw forth.

Head to the discussion page (https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/110005.html) for a template of lil to dress up all pretty, go nuts :)

Love at first sight...THat sounds like something that would play very well with someone who jumps before looking eh princess?
Let's go Chaos, and have some real FUN!

>>792765
Seconding Chaos, especially given the nature of your expedition.

>>792765
Force seems like a good all-rounder, gonna need power for this adventure

gonna have to go with force, while chaos seems fun there is the issue of loyalty, it has none. it will be equal parts with and against us.

as for weaponry, i suggest getting a pair of small throwing axes to go with the bigger two handed one, for when you NEED to hit something from range, like if you are fighting an annoying flying critter.

runes...
Explosion: (comes with a pouch of beads) when activated a bead in your hand turns into an armed magical grenade, throw it and boom.
Earth Shaper: lets you work stone as if it was clay, useful for a variety of things, like crafting new beads on the fly or making a cave to wait out some bad weather.
tremor sense:"see" through the ground, important if you run into anything like giant doom worms.

>>792767
Use most of the runes for defense, concealment, or manipulation, not offense.

Invisibility. Silence. Flight. That kind of thing.

And for an offensive spell, if you have access to magic that is particularly deadly to the undead or demonic (radiant, for instance), prepare that.

Force. The powers of Growing and Killing both sound extremely useful.
Don't forget to pack milk!

Such a generous range on magical runes... well, let's see what we can do with five.
Runes 1 and 2 for changing size: That snake tail could get rather obtrusive in closed spaces. Or you could use a boost fighting a larger enemy, or just reaching the top shelf.
Rune 3 for stone shaping, that sounds useful.
Rune 4 for Exploding Rune: It's a safe gambit you're going to need that.
Rune 5 for an illusion spell, to convince people there's some meat on those bones.

>>792765
Chaos seems the most appropriate, though Justice could also be fun.

so is it wrong for me to want to use a spanish maraca dress, one of those long flowing black and red ones, and paint her face up like one of those day of the dead candy skulls and just have one of the runes cast a constant illusion that will make her body look like a living version of whatever species the looker is or have the illusion charm them to not notice the fact that she's a undead snake person?

as for weapons, one two handed ax for taking down something big and a few throwing hatchets for range and smaller opponents if we don't feel like throwing them, and no idea what to put down for the rest of the ruins. Also I vote for the power element.

Force: As a representative of the dead, you should assert your ability to forcefully indict the living into your jurisdiction, with extreme violence and sadism for brutal effect.

And because Enhance Knockers :3

Runes 1 and 2 for Sigil of Growth and Growth Activation - You can draw a rune on any object, but it will only accumulate power on its own. Activating the rune with a spell (you must be within a specific distance for the spell to work) will cause that object to grow. The precision, speed, and power of the spell depends directly on how long you keep the rune on before activating it, so the longer the rune has to process the object it is on and infuse it with ambient mana, the less chance of a mishap and greater growth and growth speed.

Should make for some interesting talk when you apply the rune twice to your own assets...

Rune 3: Reapplied Force - this spell allows you to absorb the momentum of any object, relative to any mass you select, and re-apply it to another object. Extremely costly to your mana, and it should be refined in the future, but this spell can save your life and destroy your enemies with their own aggression, without negligible physical effort. To use, first cast at the target you want to halt the momentum of, then cast the second incantation at the object you want to hold it relative to (like the earth, or some other object), and finally cast the third incantation to the object you want to 'transfer' the momentum to. Most of the entropic damage will be transferred to the second object, and you must specify three distinct targets.

Rune 4: Feather SLAM - This one is tricky; you absorb momentum from all sources, defying gravity to a fraction, and then re-apply all that resisted force with accelerated motion. Handy for grabbing your boobs, stuffing them in your butt, repositioning yourself somewhere safe to fall at faster speeds, and THEN landing on an enemy to crush them completely.

Rune 5: Entropic Vampirism - This is a tricky one. It's a FAKE classic death spell - you can absorb ambient energy from mitochondria, hyper-aging an enemy target and storing that energy for use in further spells. However, it does NOT eat away at the user's lifespan... much. They'll be fine if they get some fatty foods in them within two hours followed by twelve hours of bedrest. Of course, you could kick their asses while they're grey and tired...

FOR CHAOS!

Force (of Nature) Elemental. Do you have any idea, any idea who he is? Basically, kind of a big deal. If you was from, where he was from, you'd be f@#kin' dead.
Runes for manipulation of Self and manipulation of others/stone sound appropriate. Manipulation is a specialty of the Urges.

On one hand, Chaos would help out in securing the booty call, but Order would keep things from developing into little ones running around the halls with that sterility. Unless it's not that sort of sterility. Depending on your thoughts on the subject, one could pick either.

Though, you are going somewhere incredibly dangerous, so perhaps Force is a good option instead if you want security over help on the booty call.

Force seems like it could be interesting.

Princess quest Azathoth 2017/04/06(Thu)06:45 No. 793931 ID: 54f9ca
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You listen to the urges buzz around for a while before chiming in

"Well I do leap before I look most times so chaos would make sense, but as the others say its best to choose something I can rely on and not something that might turn me to cheese half way through the nightmare."

You inform Jag of your choice via messenger rock and start packing.

You choose three dresses, a fancy one for fancy dancing, a smart one for normal wear and a old traditional dress for traveling and disguise purposes. You also take what's called a dress but is really two thin strips of cloth held together with string for when you want t throw subtlety right out the window.

You retrieve your fancier axe, The axe of the true face, or Mister Choppychop as you call it. You also pack two throwing axes as while you prefer to split a bastard right down the middle, a ranged attack cant hurt.

You grab your runes and pick out 5 the urges point you towards.

Explosion
2-4 heart damage
Charges a item to splode dealing damage, Any item you can physically lift can be charged, but no matter the size will only deal 2-4 damage

Body manipulation
When used on the living this rune causes 4-6 hearts damage due to catastrophic body horror.
When used on the Dead or Constructs it allows the user to alter their body in anyway they see fit. Effects only body shape, dose not change colour, texture or temperature.

Illusion
Has a wide variety of effects, can be used to change colour, convince another your covered in fur or that you fell warm and soft and any other illusionary effect you can conceive.
Effect ends when user is harmed, and there is a limit on what you can get others to accept, they will believe your current body is a flesh snake but not that you have legs for example.

Earth manipulation
Simple rune for creation and manipulation of soil, stone and metal over a short range, useful in conjunction with other spells (ei Explode)

You forgo any disguises as your runes will more then cover you in that department and stuff everything into your bag of holding.

As you do you feel the tower slide sideways and gear violin music drift in through the doorway.
The parade must be moving past. You descide to go out onto the balcony and wave to your father as he leads them past, he wont have time to stop but still...

Princess quest Azathoth 2017/04/06(Thu)06:46 No. 793933 ID: 54f9ca
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..Its just nice to see him now and again, isn't it.

You also packed a supply of breasts for the journey.

He's a big guy. I guess you take after your mother's side? Oh well.

Smile and wave until the parade passes by. Smile EXTRA HARD so he suspects nothing at all is up.

I only count 4 runes. What's the fifth?

Damn it sorry my bad.

Slow fall
Passive rune that activates when the user falls 5 foot, the descent rate is then slowed dramatically leading to a safe landing from any height, dose not protect against landing on something deadly however, so beware 3 foot deep death traps.

>>793931
> When used on the Dead or Constructs it allows the user to alter their body in anyway they see fit. Effects only body shape, dose not change colour, texture or temperature.

Temporarily, or permanently?

He big.
Wave to your papa.

To check Liik'il's general knoladge, as well as pass any other skill's roll a specified dice amd score under her stats as listed below

Liik'il's Stats
Str 7
Agl 6
Spd 7
Mag 5
Lck 5/100 (as a undead her luck is boosted to max when in the land of the dead.)

In this case a Magic general knowledge check is a d10

rolled 8 = 8

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>>793949

rolled 7 = 7

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>>793949

rolled 8 = 8

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>>793949
which dice you grabbing? best of three or are you averaging

((Ill be averadging. Also appologise if this gets messy as i said im winging it a little :p ))

rolled 4 = 4

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Rolling to get the high score.

>>793938
>He's a big guy.
For you.

Your daddy looks to be quite the charmer. Hopefully you've picked up as much of that charm as you seem to have. So... is that new folks arriving, or is this a regular sort of amusement?

You wave to your father as he passes but he dosent react, as usual he's lost in the music off the parade and will be (ironically) dead to the world until its over.

>is this a regular sort of amusement?

"We generally have one when ever we feel like it, but this is the Danza de la luna resucitada, or dance of the resurrected moon in living tongue."

>I guess you take after your mother's side?

"Probably, she died before I was born so I never knew her."

>Temporarily, or permanently?
Magic skill test. Fail.

"It lasts about a week I think, maybe two?"

you watch the parade round the corner and the street return to its normal size before heading back to Jag's

>she died before I was born
What?

>>794106
Well, it is the realm of the dead. But then, that just raises more questions than answers. Why isn't she here, then? Did she go somewhere else?

>>794055
If she's dead, shouldn't she be around here somewhere? Wait, does this mean you were born a skeleton?

>She died before I was born
>Gender is a fashion choice in the land of the dead
Ah. So your father is a transgender man and your other father has been permakilled?

Princess quest Azathoth 2017/04/09(Sun)07:23 No. 794632 ID: 008b25
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>If she's dead, shouldn't she be around here somewhere?

"Not everyone comes back, sometimes the road of the dead is flush with people, sometimes its almost deserted, right now id say one in a hundred people wake to walk the road when they die.
Of course not all races come back at all, the Kichuk, icos and Dratheni have never risen from death, in the kichuks case i think its simply because they've never actually Died, no idea why the Dratheni dont come back.."

>permakilled?
"It is possible to make sure someone stays dead, just decapitate them. Nothing comes back from that."

>shouldn't she be around here somewhere?
"Ive looked, belive me i have, but all ive found is the portrait of her in the grand hall. i dont even know her name, all i know her as is The Last True Dragon."

You fall silent as you travel, thinking about her and who she was, did she want to stay but was unable to rise? or was she so distraught over the loss of her species she went into the center of the land of the dead, through the gate to what ever lies beyond..

>>794632
Ah well, as nice as it would be to have known her, she's of the past, you're in the present.
And you have an adventure of butts to go on!

>>794632
ever ask your dad about her? Also what's this about a gate?

Princess quest: Into Nightmare Azathoth 2017/04/10(Mon)02:37 No. 794800 ID: 008b25
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You arrive at Jag's, still pondering your family and find him working in a basement, putting the finishing touches to a large, if simple looking, rune surrounded by odd looking totems...One of which seems to be simply a tub full of junk...

Lil: How did you get all this set up so fast?

Jag: Ive actualy been planning something similar for sometime, just been to busy to work out the kinks. However now that my studio has mysteriously vanished I find myself with plenty of time on my hands. I got your message by the way, here.

He hands you a rough sphere that feels strange, like its under great pressure, straining to be released.

Jag: This is a Force elemental, at the moment its.. well I suppose you could call it Sleeping, when you need it simply throw it at something solid and run like hell. Force elementals are powerful but basically mindless, anything close will be a target including you if you get in its way.
Now, while in the nightmare you wont be able to trust anything you see, it will try and mess with you every way it can, but the urges will perceive things more or less as they actually are so they can lead you to a exit.
While your there I want you to keep a eye out for some strange looking beings, heavily cloaked and normally carrying packs full of books and scrolls, their called librarians and they turn up everywhere theres enough books to attract them. Thing is no one has ever seen them traveling, my theory is they use the nightmare, so any proof of them passing you can find will answer a lot of questions.

Lil: Cool. So how do we get into the Nightmare?

Jag: Step into the circle.

You slither into the middle of the rune, everything seems to shift and waver as you do.

Lil: Creepy. what next?

Jag: Cree wha nxt

Lil: I just asked that

Jag: iiiisjjuussas gaaaadt

As you stare jag begins to sag and melt, like a wax figure under heat, pieces falling to the ground with soft pattering thumps.

"...Okay.. I assume this means im already in...kinda expected some magical effects but what ever.."

As you speak long shadows begin to cover the walls, smothering the dim light till only pitch black remains.

at least he didn't scream while melting. Whelp nothing to do now but wonder until we find an exit. At least the return trip should be easier seeing how you can just head towards the path back in the real world since at that point you won't be hiding from daddy anymore.

Create soil while in the Nightmare, set it on fire. Because dream logic

If you travel without a direction, you will get nowhere. Therefore, travel down towards the enemy's gate.

>>794800
Alright, time to find a direction to go in. Look around, we can't see anything yet.

>>794800
Geeze, irresponsible. He should have given you directions on how to travel before sending you in.

Pick a direction and get slithering.

Princess Quest: Little Thing Azathoth 2017/04/12(Wed)09:37 No. 795275 ID: 008b25
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>what's this about a gate?

"The gate is... we don't really talk about it, its in the centre of the land of the dead and people tired of Undead..itude?.. or people who never wanted to rise walk through it and just...Vanish. We don't know whats on the other side or if there even is one.."

>travel down towards the enemy's gate.

"Considering the one back home is strange enough I doubt that Nightmares gate, if it has one, is anything other then horrifying.."

>Geeze, irresponsible. He should have given you directions on how to travel before sending you in.

"He's a Jako and I blew up his house, being stranded in the nightmare is the best possible outcome really, they are a Vengeful and short fused people. I mean seriously there's been a riot going on between the highlands and lowlands for the last three thousand years over a spilt drink this is nothing in comparison.."

>Create soil while in the Nightmare, set it on fire. Because dream logic

"I don't think that'll work.. this dosen't feel like soil its all soft and warm.."
You pull at a handful of the soft, warm material your snaking your way across feels like some sort of pillow or blanket. Unfortunately the glow from your body isn't strong enough to light more then a small circle around you, so you cant be sure.

Looking up, you see two glows in the distance. To the left a low blue light softly pulses to the faint noise of something moving, while to the right a beam of light slowly sweeps in long circles.

You dout either is anything pleasant, but its better then wandering in darkness...Right?

i vote we head towards the searchlight, it's doing something deliberate.

Go left.

The thing on the right is a lighthouse. Those typically signify guidance. Go there.

>>795278
don't lighthouses announce not to get too close because you can run ashore/into a cliff?
approach, but slowly, keep your other senses peeled while your eyes track what's shown in the light

head towards the light, the one on the right. I mean you're dead, isn't that what dead people do, go towards the light?

I don't think it's a beacon, but a searchlight. And you don't want to be found by whatever's searching the Nightmare. Go left.

Circle around one of the areas, see if you can recognize the shape.

Princess Quest: Where are you going? Azathoth 2017/04/13(Thu)06:38 No. 795487 ID: 008b25
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You head towards the moving light slowly, the ground beneath you changing slowly as you go. Sometimes its wet and cold, other's its warm and sticky, hurrying over a rather unpleasantly...fleshy part you trip over a boat which emerges suddenly from the black and face plant, thankfully, into soft sand.

looking up you see the light shining out from what you assume is a lighthouse, below you a large expanse of water slowly roars and flows.
Oddly while the sky is still jet black the land, tower and sea are lit as if in bright sunlight.

Heading into the tower you get a brief glance at a almost empty room that reeks of spoiled fish before the door opposite slams open and a heavily rotted, water bloated Nympen walks through, dragging another in a large sack.

It pauses, looking at you with confused surprise before vomiting a stream of bile filled water and rushing you, boat hook raised menacingly.

Princess Quest: Struggle, Little thing. Azathoth 2017/04/13(Thu)06:43 No. 795488 ID: 008b25
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hplRReyvVnE

You ready Mister Choppy, The drowned man readies his boat hook.

Liik'il gets first turn.

FIGHT.

Rune: Body Manipulation: Turn the drowned man into a jelly bean with no limbs. OHKO!

>>795492
Also, call him Bob.

bash, apply axe to head. it's using a piercing weapon which is disadvantaged against skeletons.

Aim for a leg in an attempt to hack it off. If it works he'll be slowed in attacking and unable to run away effectively.

Body manipulation rune. Use it to seal that things moth shut and for it's hook arm to fall off and fuse it's other hand into a useless stump so you can disarm it.

Can... it even hurt you? I mean, I know you have those abstracted health hearts to lose, but that weapon doesn't look appropriate for smashing bone.

Bash. Thy to take out the weapon arm, if you can.

((Trying to figure out how to put char faces into the txt box here like other quests, as thats how imma do most fight's apart from kill moves and specials. right now its just txt, sorry -3-))

You lunge forward and swing your axe right at the things head.
(agil7, roll 8)

It jinks back just enough to avoid the blow

"Damn it"

With a gurgling roar it swings at you, its boat hook aimed right at your face.
(agil-7 Roll-3)

You easily dodge the clumsy blow

"Hah, too slow!"

With a quick gesture you activate the Body manipulation rune, fusing its mouth shut and yanking its arm roughly downward.

The things skin stretches before bursting, spilling off its decayed muscles with thick wet slaps. The now skinned corpse seems not to notice the change in its stature.

"Oh..right yeah your dead.."

The stench is frankly horrifying, you cant help but think that if you actually had a nose it would be worse.

In that case just try killing it to death with your axe.

You said this thing worked on the dead. You don't have any skin. How's that going to work?

Bash bash bash.

>>796033
> ((Trying to figure out how to put char faces into the txt box here like other quests, as thats how imma do most fight's apart from kill moves and specials. right now its just txt, sorry -3-))

Go to https://tgchan.org/kusaba/icons/ , create a thread for your quest, post an image with the filename "charactername.png", then in your post, write "charactername" surrounded by colons to use the icon.

>>795487
> you trip over a boat

Well, that'll be handy later.

>Oh..right yeah your dead..

well then good thing you have an ax

DECAPITATION!!!

>>796033
Well, just chop it into pieces I guess.

1/2
>DECAPITATION!!!

Time to throw Subtlety out the window.

"Yaaah!"
(Aglity-7, Roll 4. Dam roll=4)

You sweep your axe round and cleanly slice the creatures head clean in half, digging deep into its shoulder before you wrench the axe back out
(Drowned man has 3 hearts left)

"Hhhrrrgggughhh"

The things chest and throat bulges for a second, forcing fetid water out of the new hole you created, before a Huge Thing erupts from the wound

Parasite "Hiisshhhh"

"Im...guessing this isn't a normal thing for living peo.."
(agl-7, roll 10. Con 20 roll 8)

Before you finish the creature vomits a stream of clear, thick liquid that hits you square in the face

"OH MY GOD IT TASTES OF SADNESS"

The toxic spray has ne effect, as you have no flesh to poison.

Princess Quest: Yes.. You will be of use.. Azathoth 2017/04/18(Tue)08:25 No. 796669 ID: 008b25
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(Agl-7, roll-1 CRIT)

"Oh thats IT!"

You rear up and hurl your full force behind behind your blow, slicing clean through the creature, splitting it and the mans torso clean in half.

"HAH!" As you gather yourself you see that the creature, as well as the gunk it spat, has begun to dissolve into odd, thin string like material and fading away into nothing

You look at the material as it fades "This looks vaguely familiar.."

Victory! Battle Win!
Liik'il gains 25 exp (exp now 25/100) and 2 Special Points (special points now 2/10)

>>796669
Go investigate the prisoner it was carrying. Are they a real person traveling the nightmare like you, or an ethereal dream-thing?

Wake up, meatbag. I want to axe you a few questions.

>>796669
Oh my gosh, is that a mortal?

familiar how? Also see what it was carrying and if they know a way out. Oh and if they've seen any heavily clocked guys walking around.

>>796669
A mortal! You know what this means? Butts!

Princess Quest: A Gift, Little Thing. Azathoth 2017/04/19(Wed)06:45 No. 796782 ID: 008b25
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>familiar how?

"Not sure, it was somewhere dusty and old.. file it for later, right now.."

>A mortal! You know what this means? Butts!

You slither over and start undoing the bag, hoping that it is some dreamling, mortal or simply a prop of the nightmare and not something that will start chewing your face off.

"Its ok, im here to help you don't need to be afraid of meeeeeeeee......"

The Nympen is... she's.. uh.. Wow... Sweet mother of milf's you hit jackpot.

You know what to do when you see a hot baabhabhiat, right?
Pepper them with questions! Who are they? How did they get here? How do they maintain their perfect figure? Is this their lighthouse? Did that parasite stab you with eggs? Which way is the exit? Is any of this real? Are you a boy or a girl? What was your rival's name? What if the real booty was the friends we made along the way?

Seduce her.

>>796785
Save the seduction for after we lead them out of the Nightmare. You can't trust anything you see here.

Suddenly this is very important to know, do you have a tongue

>>796782
Introduce yourself, and ask the pretty lady her name.

That is a fine piece of ass! I'll believe it when I see it outside of the Nightmare.

If it's too good to be true, it's probably not, especially in the nightmare.

Treat her as if she was real, just in case, but don't put any moves on her until after you leave this place.

... You have the urge to proactively hire her and EVERY last descendant as your new personal maid squad. Can mortals survive a few decades in the land of the dead? Can they have babies? Your mother could, so...

Given where you are though, I doubt you'll get to keep her. Use magic to tether yourself to her so you don't get separated.

right well... uhh

Oh right ask who she is and what she's doing here? Then if she knows where the exit is.

wait, make sure she's real and not an illusion preying on your desires.

Princess Quest: Chitter Chatter Little Thing Azathoth 2017/04/21(Fri)04:50 No. 797237 ID: 008b25
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>hire her and EVERY last descendant as your new personal maid

Part of your mind implodes at the suggestion, knowing you'll never be able to get the image from your head and unsure you'll ever try too..

>Suddenly this is very important to know, do you have a tongue

"What? i cant just ask her that out of nowhere id look insane i mean... oh wait did you mean me?"

"I sure do, look. Mleh! Shee ish fuurked ike a shneksh i..uh.."

"Um.. Ignore that, Im Liik'il hat'uts kuxa'an kan baak, The Risen Beauty Of Living Serpent Bones. But you can call me Lil for short."

"Äh ... es tut mir leid, dass ich nicht die tote Zunge spreche."

Ah, she dosen't speak Dead, you try Trade, hopefully she speaks enough of that to get by."

"Do you speak Trade?"

"Ah, ja I do, a little."

"Better then none, Im Liik'il, lil for short"

"Haduvig, are you..real?"

"Last I checked I was, I was about to ask you the same question. How did you get here anyway, I magicked my way in and im assuming you didn't, otherwise you would have dressed for the trip. Not that im complaining you are Rocking the tribal look!"

"Heh, schmeichler. Im a Klarer Träumer.. uh..Dream..maker? I go with clients into dreams and make them good. I do not know how I came to be here, I think this is a memory he had.."

(magic-5. roll-8)
"Well we should stick together while we try and find our way out. Let me see if I can make a rope or something in case we get separated."

You use the Earth Manipulation rune to pull and twist part of the wooden door frame in a attempt to soften and lengthen it into a rope-like length, however you pull to hard and the wood snaps, rapidly dissolving into the same strange thread like material as the dead man.

"Ok that's.. odd.. I swear ive seen this stuff somewhere before but I cant place it."

"It is .. Spider silk?"

do you have spiders in the dead lands?

well ask if she knows a way out of here... and how she got caught by the bug guy thing?

>>797240
so a dream maker is now in the Nightmare, I bet she wasn't prepared for this. ask if her talents work here.

Oh well, either way you've got a friend to explore the hellscape with!

So the whole place is some kind of spider's web. A trap, basically. Tread carefully, and whatever you do, don't struggle, lest you alert the spider.

>>797240
A dream maker huh? Well she's certainly dreamy.

a dream catcher is an object made in the shape of a web, it is supposed to catch bad dreams, aka nightmares.

>>797257
Inside the dream, anyway. Don't fall for it like Captain Pike did!

"A dream maker? well you certainly are dreamy. Ayyyy"

"Ayyyy"

"Anyway, yeah i remember spiders, Spindly fragile things that trap and eat bugs..So this whole place is a spider web? well need to move carefully then.. By the way how did the dead guy catch you?"

"he was mine client, a thing got him, made him bloat like drowned man."

"Oh..im sorry to say this but I kinda killed him.."

"Is fine, we are asleep, he will wake when I do and want his money back, ech.. guild is very strict about refund."

"Can your dreamy powers help me find a way out? im not dreaming im actually here bodily. Oh and im looking for these cloaked people, librarians? if we can find a few on the way it would make the court mage hate me less."

"I can try ja. Is best to use doorways to move, less noise more travel."

She walks up and puts her hand on your shoulder.

"Think of Librarian, or anything else you want to get close to, then open door and we will be on the path."

>he will wake when I do
Assuming he's not dead irl, and/or that we didn't just kill his mind or soul or something leaving him an empty husk.

Let's not raise the more horrific options and trust the dreamwalker has some idea what she's talking about, for now.

>"Think of Librarian, or anything else you want to get close to, then open door and we will be on the path."
Right, think of what you want. Library library library library library library library library library butts...

>>797579
>>797590
we already have a butt with us, so don't get distracted.

> or anything else you want to get close to
you immediately think of her ass, then shake your head and think of a librarian. While you might be a bit immature for a 6000 year old you can focus when you need to. Especially that by doing so means you can get out of here quicker and let you see the land of the living sooner.

>>797579
Hey, Lil, you should know there's some sort of entity that's been tracking you since you entered the Nightmare. It calls you "Little Thing", and decided you would be "of use" when you killed the bloated corpse. Meeting Haduvig was considered "a gift". Now it's getting a little bored with all the talking. Better get to the action.

Think of Librarians. Wait, she said "anything else you want to get close to", is she flirting with you? Flirt right back. Something like "I'm already close to something..."

Try thinking of a door, then stepping through the door.

Princess Quest: I dont think anyone expected anything else.. Azathoth 2017/04/25(Tue)05:30 No. 797898 ID: 008b25
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You close your eyes and concentrate on books and librarians, your defiantly not thinking of either the presence apparently stalking you or Haduvig's butt or other just and nice butts that may be in the vicinity..

You snap your eyes open when you hear haduvig make a choking snorting noise.

"Whats wro....OH COME ON!"

"...okay I hope we don't find any librarians now because they're probably going to be mad about seeing books shelved this way."

ok as amusing as this is, I say we just clear our mind and and try again. Although after you clear everything away ask your friend if someone could make anything appear here if they thought hard enough and ask why the nightmare is meant to be scary if everyone can just turn everything into the land of ice cream if they think hard enough... unless it's all a trap to lure people in then switch back to nightmare mood again.

Wellp.
Maybe she should be the one doing the whole 'focusing' thing because well, yeah, we've kinda got a one track mind...

Which one of these is the stalker's butt? Find it and plunder his booty book for information!

Look for an ass that looks like Haduvig's, grab the book from it, and see what's in it.

Then think your way to somewhere less buttish.

>>797898
What's that marking on that butt over there?

Talk about spewing drivel out your ass.

Grab the books that are relevant and stuff them up YOUR butt. Dream logic should integrate the data.

Is that brown thing a librarian because I think I see one in the back.

1/2
>nightmare is meant to be scary?

"Hey quick question, I thought the Nightmare was supposed to be this ultimate Evil thing, hows that work if anyone can turn it into the land of Butt Books?"

"We can change it because I am Dream Walker and you are really here, together we twist the web's and find the places we want to be. The other reason is Nightmare doesn't care about us or what we do, we are just two people, we are nothing to Him, less then ant. We fear Him because when peace reigns, when many sleep with calm minds he begins to get hungry and starts twisting minds, vomiting monsters onto the land and igniting wars like farmer spreading crop seed.."

>grab a book and see what's in it.

"Ok, we should try again in a second, but first I just Have to do something!"

Princess Quest: A less favored Guest. Azathoth 2017/04/26(Wed)08:20 No. 798099 ID: 008b25
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You slide over towards one of the Butt Books and pry it open. Hoping that there is some secret inside you could use.

???: Hhhkkkk Chhhkkk! Gaaaaakk!

You swear to never open another book as long as you live.

Princess Quest: By the pricking of my thumbs. Azathoth 2017/04/26(Wed)08:27 No. 798101 ID: 008b25
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As you try desperately to forget the image of a persone flattened like a pressed flower Haduwig calls you over

You look for librarians yes? this is their words, ive seen it on their things before."

"Awesome! Jag will be happy to hear this at least, do you think we might find a librarian walking around?"

"Maybe, they can be stealthy when they wish to be so it may take time to find one Oh no there it is..."

The Tall, shapeless cloak stands still for a moment before a part of it bulges forward and moves between the two of you, your not sure if that's its head sniffing you or a arm beckoning..

Before you can talk to the creature it glides around the side of the Butt and presses itself into the fur, revealing a long Web covered tunnel.

Without a look back it glides into the tunnel leaving the two of you alone.

>>798101
If they travel through the Nightmare, then this most likely leads into the land of the living.

Before you go through the passage, ask Haduvig if she wants to have a little fun. You're probably not gonna see her again, after all. What would be the odds you wind up near her place of residence when you exit the Nightmare?

ask your friend if she thinks we should follow, cause I'm tempted to follow.

Beauty before age! Let the donk go in the badonkadonk first.

follow it, we need to get out of the nightmare zone before something really crazy happens

>>798101
Well, I guess we follow, then. That path probably won't stay open forever.

>>798101
Hold your nose! It probably smells like really bad farts in there! >_<

Oh wait, you don't have a nose.....

Quick! Tell Haduwig to hold her nose!

Princess Quest: Remove the Thorn.. Azathoth 2017/04/29(Sat)06:00 No. 798713 ID: 008b25
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>Before you go through the passage, ask Haduvig if she wants to have a little fun.

While normaly you would follow that Urge and lay all your charm on the lady, you doubt that this is quite the right place to woo a fair maid. Few people are open for romance when they are about to crawl into a nightmare Ass..

>Beauty before age

Lil: Beauty before age, After you.

Had: Oh my, quite the charmer.

Lil: Indeed, although i must confess hidden motives, your dream powers will lead us to safety. Plus if you get decapitated you'll just wake up and ill know its dangerous!

Had: And they say romance is dead..


You follow the sashaying woman into the tunnel, the thick webs carpeting the floor make traveling a little hard for the first ten feet, then they simply stop dead, replaced by cool, smooth stone which itself fades into a warm soft material you don't like the feel of..

As you ponder just what it is your sliding over you practically ram into Haduvig as she stands stock still staring at something in the distance.

Had: Oh my..

Lil: Please tell me that didn't come out of my head..

Princess Quest: ..and recive a Boon. Fail and Die. Azathoth 2017/04/29(Sat)06:03 No. 798715 ID: 008b25
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Before you is.. you have no idea what your looking at, at once a decaying woman being penetrated, a vast ruined cathedral and a gaudy decoration from the tackiest of spook-shows.

As you stare you see part of the Being/Structure detach and collapse into cobwebs with a soft sighing, other then that there is no noise, the only motion the boiling of a sick, orange sky.

Is that a tear in the air on the right side of her face?

Great shades of H.R. Giger, that is horrifically repulsive.
Bet we're glad we don't have the capacity for nausea.

>>798715
Well that's creepy. Good to know the Nightmare's name isn't undeserved.

Forward, I suppose. The librarian is in there, somewhere.

>>798715
"remove the Thorn and receive a Boon. Fail and die".

Question is, what's the thorn? Gotta investigate.

yeah might as well let your companion know that this didn't come from you.

Oh and I see the Liberian guy up ahead as well.

The blue thing looks kinda thorny, while the rest, perhaps a little horny. Regardless, move on ahead, to find if it's a place of fun, or dread.

What's this 'drawbridge' attached to behind you?
We gotta get to the top floor. Is going up the side an option? -Wait, of course it is, you can use Body Manipulation to make yourself a great climber.

So this 'thorn' is in her vagina?

Ignore the Titan, just go through the door and do not touch anything. Yes, you may be tempted, but it's likely teeming with soul-eating diseases and rotten as her mouth. It would be like fondling a koosh ball made of broken windows, rotten fruits, maggots, leeches, and chicken skin.

Princess Quest: Chil Rot. azathoth 2017/05/02(Tue)07:38 No. 799326 ID: 008b25
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>What's this 'drawbridge' attached to behind you?


Nnnnooooooooope!

Don't get jealous, don't get jealous...

Princess Quest: I meant Child of rot! Child!.. Azathoth 2017/05/02(Tue)08:27 No. 799330 ID: 008b25
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You turn from the sight behind you and move forward, trying to distract from the knoladge that your walking on a giant Intestine Dick by looking at the sky.

>Is that a tear in the air on the right side of her face?

Looks like it, it keeps trying to push back together like a broken tapestry, and that blue thing definitely looks like it dosen't belong here, too 'Normal' for one thing.

As you get closer to the... Entrance you see that the shape waiting for you is not the Librarian but a...Thing. a lump of flesh that keeps shifting and warping as it turns and looks at you.

????: Ah its you, the little scurrying thing that's making Father pay attention for once. I am a Guard, here to stop anything twisted by the Thorn from escaping and damaging more of the Web.

"So...are you gonna fight me or something?"

"Only if you get Twisted like the Other Lustlings in the Titan, otherwise come and go as you please, father has already commanded your safe passage so your safe. From me at least."

Looks like this..Thing isn't going to try and hurt you, at least right now, you wonder whether you could put of going into the Doorgina by asking a few questions or whether its best to just hold your breathe and plow right in...

How does one get twisted, what made that hole up there, and can't we just climb over it if the interior is under quarantine?

Don't think about booty Don't think about booty
Don't think about booty Don't think about booty

I'd ask about the librarian. Also cant you just shapeshift your nose to stop working temporarily? I know the air itself will be gross, but still.

>>799331
Okay, confirm that the blue thing is the Thorn.

Maybe ask what's up with the whole thorn thing?

So... can I ask for more information about this Thorn and why it's dangerous?

And then maybe ask for directions. We're looking for a librarian (they were just here!) and the mortal realm.

Yeah, ask for an info dump about the thorn. If there's a way to help, we'll try, but no guarantees.
It'd probably be nice to get in good with the locals.

"Father, huh? Isn't it funny how we don't really get what parents are about until we're grown-up? Though, still not sure about some things about my dad..." might be a nice ice breaker.

>cant you just shapeshift your nose to stop working temporarily?

It would be easy enough, your nose is just a painted hole after all and you don't really need to breath, it just feels super uncomfortable when you you don't pretend to. You'll work on it later, first you decide to get some more info from the fleshy pillar.

"Fathers huh, just when you think you know them they throw you a curve ball"

"Father frequently eats thousands of us purely to keep the rest afraid and agitated."

"....."

In the awkward silence Haduwig sniffs and wrinkles her nose

"..Dieser Ort riecht wie die Gildenhalle nach Seemann Nacht .."

Your not sure what she said but your grateful for the breaking of the silence.

"Sooo is the blue thing the Thorn im supposed to remove? If so can I just climb over the roof and avoid going into the giant lady pocket?"

"Hah, I will be calling it that from now on"

"Oh no, you'll be totally exposed up there, it'll see you coming from miles off, besides you need to hack at the root of it, buried deep in the Titan's body, to remove it. Like one of those big wood things"

"Trees"

"Thank you, trees."

"Crap.. ok tell me a little more about it, I mean what is it, here did it come from and how is it infecting people.. I mean lustlings?"

"It came from the waking world like you, but where you slipped in between the threads this tore its way in, wounding the Web and breaking into the Titan of Lust. At first we tried to remove it ourselves but when Dreamlings get to close to it it drains us and twists our flesh, warping us into slaves that guard and feed it as it worms its way deeper into the Web. Ive seen things like it before, but they where memories taken from sleepers and told little of their origin."

"Hmm ok, well thanks for telling me what you could. By the way have you seen a Librarian? we where following it but it seems to have vanished.."

"Oh you wont find it now, father changed the tunnel you where moving through to bring you here, the Insect is fine however, They have a ancient concord with father, something about stories or porn, what ever."

Request some weapons. Your axe is mostly ceremonial, so a few new spells could be the difference between life and death.

Other than that, go in and get this done.

>something about stories or porn, what ever.
Oh the court wizard is going to love hearing about that.

Also ask where exactly you need to start hacking in order to get ride of this thing.

Princess Quest: The Welcome Wagon Azathoth 2017/05/03(Wed)10:16 No. 799496 ID: 008b25
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>Request some weapons.

"How will i know what to Chop? Oh and any chance of something chopy to help me on my way?"

"Anything i give you will be made of Father like me, the Thorn will melt right through it, your on your own Chum. As for what to hit just go ape shit on anything blue and spirally, youll get to it eventually."

With that the fleshy lump settles down and falls silent, leaving you with little option but to dive into the Titan. You seal your nose for good measure and take the plunge.

Inside you find a large hall lined with grey, slick looking walls that seem to be twisting into a spiral the further back they go. Blocking the way forward are three twisted looking figures that square off and advance on you as you stare.

Princess Quest: FIGHT Azathoth 2017/05/03(Wed)10:21 No. 799497 ID: 008b25
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( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVGOqY89Uxs&index=5&list=PLirSddeMOYZ5SwvXcJWIqGX3slLhvNWLz Theme: Blue Nightmare)

Three Twisted Lustlings block your path, intent on beating you back.

FIGHT

(options are Chop, Rune, Item or Talk)

Attempt to un-fuck one spiral with Body Manipulation.

>>799497
according to mr slugman we need to chop the shit out of them, go full lumberjack

Talk: sup, uggos.

Chop.

>>799497
Three of them? Seems like a good use of the grenade. I don't see any more closer to the root of the thorn.

But since the vote's swung towards Chop, I'd like to at least suggest using one of the throwing axes to take one out before we close into melee range. Does your companion need a weapon? Or does she want to stay out of the fight entirely? You could give her one of the throwing axes, as it's small enough for even someone unpracticed to use it as a melee weapon.

Explosion ruin sounds like a good option to use here. Failing that chop till you drop.

One sentence: "Surrender or DIE SCREAMING!"

Get to chopping.

ye, explode the group. then chop them one at a time.

1/2

You quickly toss haduwig one of your hand axes and charge forward.

(agl-7. roll=7. damroll= 3)

"Hah!"
You swing at the closest Creature, slashing it across what should have been a torso in a spray of blue blood.

(Lustlings health 17/20)

(Agl-7, roll 3, dam=3)

"Take this!"

Haduwig lunges forward and slashes at another Spiral thing, cutting it deeply on its arm.

(Lustlings health 14/20)

(agl-5, roll 10)

:swilr1: "Rrrrrvvvv"

The creature tries to mash its bulk into haduwig, but she nimbly steps out of the way.

(agl-5, roll-3. Dam=3)

"Vvvvv"

The creatures twisting fingers lash out and scratch down Lil's lower body painfully

:"Ow you Dick!"

(Lil hearts 17/20)

(agl-5, roll-1 CRIT)

"Your presence here will not be tolerated!"

Princess Quest: Ohh that HAS to hurt! Azathoth 2017/05/05(Fri)08:10 No. 799838 ID: 008b25
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The things body uncoils like a whip, wrapping itself around your waist.

Lil: Oh shit..

With two quick motions it tosses you into the air, then slams down on you with a mighty Crack!

Lil takers 8 hearts damage! Lil health 9/20!


"Lil! are you alright!"

"You honour me ambassador but my dance card is full!.."

special bar gains 4 points, 6/10.
The special bar is now half full, you may enter Special mode, however the fuller the bar the more powerful Special mode becomes.

So they deal that much damage, and there's three of them... Yeah, you'll have to turn on Special now, there's no guarantee you'll last another turn. Whatever Special is, I hope it's a really good thing.
Body Manipulate yourself to go HUGE or heal fractures, whichever gets you more effective hearts.
Haduwig, can you use your dreamweaver powers to buff your weapon?

10% chance to crit with no roll to confirm is a bit high I think.

Is it too late to throw the Force Elemental and run?

try special first and if that fails say fuck it and throw the elemental.

>>799838
Geeze, one round and we're down more than half your health.

Break out the special, you need it.

Princess Quest: What the Shit? Azathoth12 2017/05/10(Wed)09:17 No. 800872 ID: 008b25
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"I don't.. feel so good.."

"Just sit here sweetie, let me GAH!"

Haduwig falls back as a bright light shines out from your chest, filling the room briefly and filling you with strength, you tower over the Lustlings and bellow a challenge

HHHRRRRAAAAAAAA!!!

"Well fuck"

you lunge forward and breath a searing light onto the Swirls

(dam roll- 20)

The Lustlings briefly try to resist the searing light before breaking apart as the light fills the room.

Princess Quest: CLean up on isle three! Azathoth12 2017/05/10(Wed)09:28 No. 800874 ID: 008b25
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Lil: "...."

Hadu: "...."

Guard: "...What the shit was THAT?"

Haduwig stands up unsteadily

Had: "W..what the Hell was THAT!?"

Lil: "My mouth tastes of fire..."

The corridor before you is a smoking wreck, a deep channel has been burnt straight through the middle, the edges are trying to dissolve into cobwebs, but they seem to be shrivelling with the heat as soon as they form..


You gain 75exp! 100/100 LVL UP!

Liikil is now Lvl 1

Str +1
Agl +1

You gain two points to add to any stat you wish.
Special is now 0/10

Special Unlocked.
Half special "Growth Spurt"

d30 fire damage.

quickly survay the rest of the room to make sure there are no more enemies. That take a quick breather and try to recover.

She can fire in spurts

When she needs to

She's the dragon member

of the undead crew!


Well if you're done giving the Lust Titan hot flashes, boost the stat that governs health (Str?) and the Magic stat so we can hit harder/carry more runes.

>>800874
NICE. (nice eyeful of butt too)
You should mention that your mother was a dragon. That's probably where that came from. Oh, she missed your full introduction, why don't you give it to her now?
>stats
uhhh what are our options?

Get up and dust yourself off. We gotta move forward. If there are more Lustlings around we need to evict the Thorn before they show up.

Ok here's her current stats:
Liik'il's current Stats
Str 8
Agl 7
Spd 7
Mag 5
Lck 5/100 (as a undead her luck is boosted to max when in the land of the dead.)

I say add 1 point to Mag and 1 point to Str.

(I'm not sure I understand the combat mechanics. So far Lil has been aiming to roll 7 or less on a d10 with an agility of 6. So it's agility+1 tohit?, and enemy stats don't matter as far as hit chance is concerned? I guess spd only matters for turn order, in that case. I'm guessing damage is 1dx where x is the attacker's Str. What does Lck do?)

Oh no, it happened again! Your boobs! At the rate they keep getting destroyed, you're going to run out of them before you even get to the world of the living!

>>800874
that was awesome!

>nat 20 on limit break
Niiiiice.

Maybe that'll clear us a path forward, too. The beam could have scared off other things in the way.

Princess Quest: Fire solves many problems Azathoth 2017/05/12(Fri)05:54 No. 801270 ID: 008b25
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(Rolls are aimed to be under your skill level, right now your using d10 for things but as the difficulty increases the dice will get bigger, so higher skills means more chance to win. Also im kinda winging it so things will change and refine)

You gain plus one Str and Mag!

"Well its easy to explain, my dad is the king of the dead and my mom was the last true dragon."

:lilwat: "That just raises more questions!"

"Sorry to but in but I think this is a perfect opportunity, this is Real fire not one of my siblings mimicking fire, we can use this to burn out the infected parts of the titan while you attack the Thorn!"

As he finishes talking several.. Things scuttle past, their bodies awkward tripods topped with great wads of webbing.

As they scuttle forward they pause and dip their head's into the smouldering crater, bursting into flames before running further into the temple, hurling themselves at walls and setting them alight.

Princess Quest: The Thorn is Guarded. Azathoth 2017/05/12(Fri)06:05 No. 801272 ID: 008b25
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Heading through the remains of the door you find the Scuttlers hurling themselves at Twisted Lustlings, clawing at them as they both burst into flames.

Quickly moving past the battle you find the room spiralling towards what can only be the Thorns inner spike, the only thing between it and you is a strange, dull looking block.

"Saludos, majestad."

"¿Hablas el idioma de los muertos? ¿Que eres?"

"What did it say? what are you saying?"

"For the sake of our guest lets switch to Trade shall we? Yes I know both the language of the dead and your identity, your majesty. I am surprised to see you here, but not alarmed, you where always going to be a complication to our plans so I shan't look the opportunity to dispose of you secretly in the mouth. Good bye, your majesty. Unit 27, activate assault mode."

Princess Quest: Its Limbs Scratch And Tear. KILL IT. Azathoth 2017/05/12(Fri)06:10 No. 801273 ID: 008b25
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The block unfolds, the green light of magic flowing outward as it floats upward, its parts spiralling around it.

BOSS FIGHT.
Spiral Guard.
HP: 40/40

"Oh come on I barely survived the last fight!?"

(Theme: Bombs-For throwing at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uAsD6lQV1I )

so I know this might be a bit off topic but can we use that flesh shaping rune to heal ourselves or how does and undead get hurt? I mean I just figured our bones were braking or something so if so does that mean we can use the rune to heal ourselves by using it to mend our weary bones?

Oh and for something to actually do, fuck this thing, throw the elemental at it and get the fuck out of here.

Use the Force, Lil...

>>801273
Introduce it to your Force grenade. Toss it and run.

>>801273
Use Summon: Nightmare Guard
when that fails, throwing axe the spiral tendril thingy running through it.
This is it's weak point and will deal massive damage.

It's a boss so it has boss mechanics right?

>>801273
Watch the four table-leg-like appendages, it might try to spin them around at you. If it does, duck under them, and attack its core.

Also, try using Body Manipulation to disrupt the connection between its parts, or to lock its appendages together so they can't move independently.

That's a construct, right? Body manipulation is supposed to be a lot more effective against those. We can morph it into a pretzel. Or something less threatening, anyways.

Would be useful if the fire things kept throwing themselves on it too.

Princess Quest Azathoth 2017/05/31(Wed)09:24 No. 805253 ID: 008b25
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>fuck this thing, throw the elemental at it

Lil: "Damn straight, Take this Fuckboy!"

You Hurl the throbbing orb towards the construct in a great graceful arc. It tumbles through the air to smack into the golem with a dull thunk before landing on the floor.

Lil: "...aw shit man.."
Had: "Maybe you have to say the magic..... words..."

Now for step 2: RUN.

Princess quest Azathoth 2017/05/31(Wed)09:36 No. 805255 ID: 008b25
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The elemental stands staring for a moment, slowly morphing between states of Fire, Water, Air, earth, Flesh and Root.

The construct makes a series of beeping noises that sound like someone throwing a parrot down the stairs before unleashing a bright green blast of near pure magic right into the face of the elemental.

The towering figure rocks backwards briefly before leaning towards the construct once more, a deep rumbling noise coming from its body.

Suddenly the elemtntal lunges forward, far faster then something that large should move, and slams its arm into the construct, smashing it against the spiral pillar so hard it crumples like paper around its molten fist.
With a sound like a hundred cats mating the elemental forms its arms into a jaw like axe and plunges it into the construct, splitting it almost in two.

Princess Quest Azathoth 2017/05/31(Wed)09:54 No. 805256 ID: 008b25
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Lil: "Wooo!"
Hadu: "Haha!"

At the sound of your voices the elemental spins around and stares ate you

Lil: "...woo?..."

"Machine.png" "While this exact scenario was I admit unexpected, Nightmare was never expected to keep its promise but I anticipated a direct assult, I believe that the test run has been a success and mass production shall soon begin, excuse me one moment."

There's a brief fumbling noise before the machine speaks again as behind it the spiral begins to crack and glow.

"machine.png" "Fare well Princess, its been fun but I have work to do and kingdoms to conquer. Farvel og hvile i fred."

With that the world gose bright blue and a great blast of noise slams into you, you instinctively dart in front of haduvig trying to protect her against the explosion.

You tense up ready to weather the shards of glass and fire that must be hurtling towards you, but none come. After a moment you cautiously open your eyes to see that a extremely large hand has appared before you, taking the damage for you.

It looks... odd... you cant seem to tell how large or far away it is...

Woo, is it sticking around long enough to give you a ride? Bonus!

well the only guy who I can think of is that big is your dad so... who is the hand connected to?

Prriimmffess Qqqqqqeertert Azathoth 2017/05/31(Wed)10:19 No. 805263 ID: 008b25
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Before you can react the hand snaps shut and jerks downwards, tearing through the floor in a trail of bright green webbing before sinking into darkness.

Time seems to twist, you sink for seconds and centuries all at once before the hand suddenly drops you onto a cold, stone floor in the middle of absolute darkness, Yet both you and haduvig are visible as if standing in bright sunlight.

'lilchat2.jpg' "Are you ok?"
'hadwat1.jpg' Dah, im..im I.."

'lil4.jpg' "whats..wrong.."

p p p p p p p p Azathoth 2017/05/31(Wed)10:23 No. 805266 ID: 008b25
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"Hello. Little Thing"

>>805266
quick, what does the scouter say about it's power level?

I mean uh, Hi Nightmare?

...Hello!

Hi Nightmare! Still working on the Thorn thing for you, but we have it under control.

The infestation is cleared and you reinforced the area with an elemental, can you go now?

>>805266
You should probably bow, Nightmare seems to be some sort of deity.

Perhaps ask what boon he was talking about. Should you request to enter the living world near Haduwig, or is that something you can handle on your own?

Thanks for the assist! Your.. uh... hand thing. I guess it'll be just fine? I hope? Also, hi!

POWER LEVELS ARE BULLSHIT!

The towering figure bellows sudenly, lunging forward bringing its face down to your level.

Wouldnt you agree?

Its vocie is higher pitched then you expected, it sounds like its about to burst into jittery dance with every word.

Y..yes my lord (you say with a bow) i thank you for your help. I belive i have removed the Thorn as you asked and i..

And now you want your Boon you greedy little thing! Well Suprise! The boon is three fold! What a twist! First boon is whatever you request of me, unfortunatley for you the urges have already stated what they desire. When you leave this place you and haduvig shall keave together and emerge in the same place.

The next part if my gift is a answer. Ask me One question and i will answer it truthfully.

What's your opinion on trump

Was that a really big hand or did the Force Elemental make us really small?

Ask me One question and i will answer it truthfully.

...uh, so can you tell us what you know of those blue guys and machine golem thing we just fought?

WHAT IS YOUR 'TRUE NAME'?!

Yikes guys don't waste the one question we get!

Where is The Last True Dragon?

>The next part if my gift is a answer. Ask me One question and i will answer it truthfully.
"Why?"

>>805431
Good idea. Let's ask where mom is.

>>805431
Seconded

The urges chitter for a moment before settling on a question, one youve been waiting to ask for 6000 years.

I know theres more importnant things i could ask you, Lord nightmare, but i have to know. Where is my mother? What happaned to the last true dragon to take her from me?...

Nothing took her. She left after seeing what a failure you would be, currently she lives in Qou'nos with the corvians north west of the land of the dead.

She... shes alive? Why did she leave? What do you mean dissap..

SHUT UP now little thing theres one more gift to give. But before i do...

Nightmare reaches upward with a arm as long as a continent that dissapears into the darkness for a moment before swinging back down towards you, stopping just before it would crush you and showering you in several small items

your spoils from the thorn, i am not such a ungreatful host as to deny you your hard earned loot.

Liikil recives loot!

25x spiral glass shards
10x golem scraps
1x orchilium shard
(magick roll. 3) the shard is cracked through the middle so its value is lowered considerably, but a runesmith will still pay handsomely for it.

1x Nightmare webbing

1x spiral glass scythe
The scythe is made of the same blue glass that formed the thornit looks sharp and strong. ( d6 damage. Magic roll. 7)
You can feel magic flowing through the weapon, yet you can see nothing that even resembles a rune.. that shouldnt be possible..

>She left after seeing what a failure you would be
OUCH. When you wake up, give Hadu a deep @#$%ing to cheer yourself up.

Hold the scythe tight, Nightmare might take away some of the loot as taxes. For the lulz.

>>805827
"failure" probably just means she was trying to make another dragon, but you didn't come out that way. She could have felt disappointment or despair because of this, and left because of that. Nightmare may have spoken truth, but it is easy to speak the truth yet lead someone into coming to the wrong conclusions based on what was sead. You'll have to ask your mother for more details in person, I expect. Is Qou'nos reachable via the mortal world? Or will you have to go back through the dream world to get there?

Thank Nightmare for its boons. What is the third gift?

Ignore the obvious slant and just remember that your mother is alive, now fidget in place by rapidly switching your equipped weapon.

>Where is my mother? What [happened] to the last true dragon to take her from me?
Remember that the Lord Nightmare promised to answer one question truthfully, and you asked two.

So while you can trust the information on your mother's location, you can't trust the reason he gave you as to why she left.

Remember that he is a Nightmare, and the nightmare's purpose is to give life to that which we fear the most. Every child who loses a parent wonders if it is their fault, if they are the reason. In blaming your failure, he only follows his own nature and reflects your own fears.

>scythe
do scythes count as axes to you?

Also I guess we should bow and thank him?

Azathoth 2017/06/07(Wed)10:10 No. 806592 ID: 008b25
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Your pretty sure you'll get the hang of the scythe quickly, its mostly the same principal as a axe after all, long stick with a sharp bit on the end.

You bow deeply ready to give Nightmare your best brown-nosing when it speaks up once more.

And now my final, most precious gift.

With one arm It gestures to the right, the stone forming from nothing to make a path to a distant block of light, the faint breeze that springs from it smells of salt and water.

With Its left arm Nightmare tears at the darkness, revealing Thousands of its spawn standing stock still, silently watching you.

A five second head start.

>>806592

...

Run.

"OK,THANKSFORTHEGIFTSBYE!!!!!"

Hi-ho Liikil, and awaaaaay! Use your shaping rune to streamline yourself, if you can do so fast!

>>806592
Flash the Nightmare a thumbs up in one hand and the middle finger in the other as you sprint off... slink off? snek away!

Can you shape the ground behind you as you run to slow them down? Like, make walls or rough terrain?

give him a quick thanks as you haul ass

>>806592
Say nothing, you're wasting breath you literally don't have. Just run. Grab the girl if she can't keep up.

I really hope you practiced your 500-mile parade marathon.

Grab Haduwig and SLITHER!

"It's been fun! Byeeeeeee!" as you are making your hasty exit. I'd suggest the 'don't be a stranger' line, but this is something with a reputation for cruelty. Probably better to pass on that one and avoid wasting their time.

Awesome loot, though. Scythe makes for a stylish souvenir, if nothing else. Does the death of your world like scythes? Your dad might be a bit lenient if you show it off if he catches you if he does.

Run little Rabbit Run Azathoth 2017/06/18(Sun)06:57 No. 808802 ID: 008b25
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(coloring is rushed sorry -"-)

"Wellitsbeenfungottagonowthanksbye!"

You sweep haduwig off the floor and dive forward as Nightmare quickly counts down, when it reaches five you hear the footfalls begin behind you.

(speed 7, roll 1!)

Fortunately the things behind you are still (mostly) trying to imitate a living form, and as such require breathing and warm muscles to move, things you neither have nor need and soon you find yourself sailing through daylight towards the water below.

Behind you the few who kept up find themselves dismembered as the doorway snaps shut, spilling their webbing to the air as they dissolve with a brief pained roar.

Azathoth 2017/06/18(Sun)07:06 No. 808805 ID: 008b25
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Lil: We made it! woo! were out had... Haduwig?

You look around as you float in the water, but there's no sign of the woman. just before you begin to panic the water next to you erupts and haduwig soars into the air, cackling gleefully as her body begins to change.

???: HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

Lil: Oh god damn it i knew it!

The thing that used to be haduwig floats down towards you

Hadu: Oh shush you, so you dont get the booty big deal, you escaped father and got me into the real world thus gaining my eternal favor.

Backing away you try to buy some time to get to dry land incase she turns hostile
Lil: Was haduwig ever real or was it all lies?

Hadu: Oh my name really is haduwig, it means Strife by the way, and what i told you was mostly true, i just never told you i was a mortal, that was all you. the urges where suspicious but a little T and A threw them off as usual.

Seems you two have a lot in common, except for a lack of booty.
So, I take it messing with mortals' dreams is a hobby, not a job? And what exactly are you going to be capable of in a world where your surroundings are real?

Princess Quest Azathoth 2017/06/18(Sun)07:31 No. 808809 ID: 008b25
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Hadu: "When that little Thorn broke Lust its power shattered, the bigger bits like myself could hold onto some power and try to claw back what we could, surviving on scraps i could grab from creepy wet dreams.
But then you showed up and not only did you make me strong enough to actually return to the titan but now im loose in the world and ready to Feast and grow, all thanks to you!"

She floats down and quickly plants a kiss on your cheek. it feels itchy but not unpleasant

Strife: "I meant it by the way, when i said you had my favor, if you ever need a hand in a fight just call me and ill Fuck some shit Right up!"

She turns and floats into the air, wiggling her increasingly doll like butt in your face

Strife: "Well its been fun but its time for me to fly, good luck finding your mom or anyone really, who knows where this coastline is! buh bye!"

With that she soars into the air and vanishes, leaving you alone once more.

Sighing deeply you make your way round the rocks towards the open sea, hopefully you'll be able to spot signs of civilization somewhere.

.......Well then.... Good for you... You should probably get the disguise ready.. just as soon as you've decided what it will actually be..

(whacking a list of the races on the discussion, ill fill out deets about them there as ive run out of time to do a good drawing of them -3- im super professional as you can tell.. )
https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/110005.html

I'm sure letting some nightmare spawn lose in the real world will have no lasting negative consequences, nope.

>You should probably get the disguise ready.. just as soon as you've decided what it will actually be..
Kinda hard to tell from those headshots if any of those have naga tails.

But you're snakey, and Dargenic or Feg look like the lizardly races?

Although I'm kind of tempted to chose one of the bird-people (Skel or corvian) and go crazy bird-snake. A Quetzalcoatl kind of thing. Plus covering a pile of bones in colorful feathers seems to fit the whole Day of the Dead theming you have going on.

Do Arthelgul have boobs? If not, go for Equs, a known quantity. Name: Freya.
The... Vithara, look like they're the snakes (hard to tell from the neck up) but with a Body Manipulation or even the Illusion rune, does it really matter? You could reshape your skeleton to resemble a very pale, brittle version of any of these and convince people it looks lifelike.

a feg maybe?

Princess quest Azathoth 2017/06/21(Wed)10:30 No. 809557 ID: 008b25
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You Ponder the builds of the various races as you sit on the rocks and dry out a little, you also try and recall some of the more recent stereotype's and fact's that you've heard about them. The differing builds will pose little problems, the alterations to mass required would kill a living person, but to you are no more worrisome then a change of clothes.

(Magic 6. roll 3) While you sit and ponder you realise that the body manipulation rune could be used to heal your body, sealing cracks and reattaching chipped parts easily.

Jako: Angry rabbit people, tend towards the slim, short side.
Colours: Shades of brown mostly.
Politics: Matriarchy
Most common sexuality: Bisexual
Pros: Punches and horns plus so much sex... So much
Cons: So angry all the time. Viewed as slut's due to open and easy sexuality.

Nah-Bajuu: Big tall blue dog people
Colours: Shades of Blue.
Politics: Kingdom
Most common sexuality: Hetrosexual
Pros: Tall, muscly ladies, not much clothing.
Cons: Kinda hard to blend in when your a blue giant. Looked down on for their tribal living.

Kithara: Smol snake people that control trade on the crescent sea, they keep the peace and get Crazy rich of the back of it.
Colours: Shades of Blue, green and red.
Politics: Republic
Most common sexuality: Bisexual
Pros: So smol! Hella rich and Huge tails
Cons: So smol.. hella greedy and lazy. No boobs.

Feg: Quadruped rulers of Urksom, a race of hardy and sensible people.
Colours: Light brown
Politics: Parlimentary kingship
Most common sexuality: Hetrosexual
Pros: Horns, big ole butts and six arms!
Cons: Your really not sure where they keep their genitals..

go with a Kithara. You're already obsessed with booty as it is so might as well start here.

A chubby hedonist of the Jako race. Extra fluffy.

Nah-Bajuu. Take refuge in audacity. Don't forget to enhance knockers.