1/2 Nacha 2026/07/25(Sat)00:29 No. 1129840 ID: 2a27dd
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The wrestling match is drawing to a close. I stand tall atop my stalwart ally’s shoulders. With Jimmy Cones’s sturdy stance, I will take flight to finish off my grounded avian foe.

This is it: my Momento de Triunfo. The audience will see my daring! My skill! My glory! Their jaws will all drop and they’ll gasp in awe as I launch high and crash down in an awe-inspiring display of true Lucha skill. They’ll have no choice but to take me seriously, and not as a gimmick. I’m much more than that.

Without warning, my unwavering ally’s stance… wavers.

“A-are you sure, Nacha?” Jimmy asks, his voice cracking. “How do we know Redcap can survive the Survivor’s Splash? She’s our newest wrestler!”

2/2 Nacha 2026/07/25(Sat)00:31 No. 1129841 ID: 2a27dd
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What is he saying?! Teamwork is the essence of Lucha Libre. Is he really losing his mettle now, when I need him most? He’s unsteady. I need to jump now, or never.

“Then this is her chance to prove she’s tough enough for the Ohio Wrestling Organization,” I fire back. “¡Prepárate, Redcap!”

The wrestling newbie shrieks as I leap from Jimmy’s shoulders, and…

Is Piper tough enough to get flattened by my FULLY HEALED luchadora moves?
1. ¡Sí!
2. ¡No!

Annihilate her!

1. psh she'll be fine

1

the kid has got spunk if nothing else, they can take it like the best of them.

Si! She can take it!

¡Sí!

1. If she can’t take this, she can’t take on Ohio. Give it your all and FINISH HER!

1

1) Yeah! Piper's tuff

This is trial by fire for this bird, so give her the taste of what she will experience in the future in this profession so 1.

Wow, first choice in the thread and it shows nothing was learned from the ninja match.

1. Time to tenderized this bird, show to all that you are back and stronger than before.

Nacha 2026/07/26(Sun)20:50 No. 1129920 ID: 2a27dd
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The crowd watches in anticipation. Is Redcap made of stern stuff? Will she survive the Survivor’s Splash? Ever since Marv was beaten senseless

I must remember Step Five of Lucha: trust my friends, and they will trust me. Besides, I trust that Redcap has followed Step Two of Lucha: Be Healthy!

Creo que sí…

¡Zas!

Redcap takes the hit- and she moans groggily. It’s over. Jimmy Cones turns his head downward in respect for Redcap’s bravery. He climbs out of the ring to summon help. Perhaps she does have what it takes to take on Ohio- but only after she recovers.

But the crowd isn’t cheering. They liked the show, the high-flying splash, but was the outcome really ever in doubt? Is this really what they came to see? A trained Luchadora annihilating a newbie? Yes, there is spectacle, but no stakes.

“Redcap will return, yessirstrongerandready, onceshehasbeentreatedby the AY-ppropriate medical AU-thorities,” says Dusty Toad, the announcer for the night.

“That’s right!” says Trisha, pulling translation duty for Dusty. “Remember, Nacha took a tumble versus Tsuki and broke her leg, and Marv was brutally beaten when he had his retirement-inducing match against Genbu, both of the WAN, those nasty Nippon ninjas! We’ve had medical assistance on standby ever since, just in case! Wrestling is a dangerous sport, and we have to be ready for the worst!”

“Here, let me help you!” a nurse says, clambering into the ring to check on Redcap. “Are you injured? Oooh, there’s blood, definitely blood. Come with me, I’ll take good care of you.”

Aguanta…

The crowd is yelling- not in anticipation or glory, but a warning! To me!

Something is not right about this giraffe!

Nacha 2026/07/26(Sun)20:50 No. 1129921 ID: 2a27dd
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This giraffe is a VAMPIRE!

I remember when I was defending a poor Ohio village against vampires, there was one disrespectful man who ate “ketchup” with his Mexican food… and he was a vampire! I always assumed I had defeated the head vampire in Ohio with my IMPALER DDT, but now I am not so sure. And now, seeing this nurse, it is so clear! I was a fool to think I had nothing to worry about in Ohio- of course a nurse vampire would have all the blood she needs to survive!

Jimmy Cones is outside the ring, far from being able to help me defeat this vampire about to “take care” of Redcap! It’s up to me to protect her from being bitten!

But… but… this giraffe is very, very dangerous! Her neck is so long, she could bite me from so far away- and she is so tall, how could I ever gain a height advantage on her, even from the post? I would have to leap to the sky- but I am healed. I should not doubt myself!

“¡Alto ahí!” I command. “You wear the clothes of a trusted medical lady, but you are not! You are a fiend, ¡una creatura monstruosa!”

“Oh, is my cover blown? Ah, it was bound to happen eventually,” the nurse-giraffe-vampire giggles. “My mistress has granted me dark powers over the weak-willed and small rabbits like you. You really think you can defeat me?”

NOW the crowd is cheering, really sensing something drastic is about to happen. How could I possibly gain the advantage over such a tall vampire with the ultimate bite attack?

How can I defeat this dreadful vampire without being bitten?
1. Aerials! I can take to the sky and bring down the beast!
2. Strikes! I can use my speed to pummel the big, slow behemoth before she can defend herself!
3. Grapple! Get too close for her to use her reach effectively and then control her limbs, rendering her neck useless!

Grapple her, like the snake in the grass she is!

Go with option 2. She is just like a tree during a storm, it just takes one lightning strike to knock it down.

2.

Graple. If you get on her back she's done. And maybe Piper can recover in time to land the finishing blow

1. Intentionally the bad option as she has the long neck to strike us, because acting wise, the crowd wants stakes, and if we fail, the crowd will eat that up, and will want to root for us to take down this evil giraffe in the future shows.

High Risk, High Reward. Go for a grapple!

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3. ol reliable grapple. just make sure to control the neck once you're close and dodge those bites.

Go for the grapple!

3. By the power of suplex i compel you!

>>1129926
Yes!
Drama!
And stakes which im reliably told are essential for fighting vampires!

Nacha 2026/07/30(Thu)02:14 No. 1130114 ID: 2a27dd
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I lunge forward with speed born of need! The vampire’s limbs are long, but I am no easy target. I am quick, like Speedy… ah… someone who needs no introduction. The vampire beast uses her long neck to attempt to bite me- but it is her downfall, not her strength! I seize her! She struggles, and I almost lose grip for a moment, but I have her neck in the end, and she is helpless!

“I have you now! Redcap, get a wooden stake!”

“I have a pencil, will that work?”

Oh, well. New faces can’t be relied on one hundred percent… but a pencil should still work, right? I prepare for my victory. “Tell me your name, evil one, so I may tell your vampire mistress who has failed her!”

“I am Dama Alta,” the vampire giraffe says, “You thought grappling would bring you victory? Ha! I have not failed my mistress… not at all! Muahaha! I have brought you under her thrall, as she has bidden me! And BITTEN you! ”

What? No, that can’t be. She is speaking metaphorically. I have to end this!

“Redcap, stake her! ¡Andale!”

Redcap raises her deadly sharp pencil high in the air, pointing it at the vampire’s chest!

Nacha 2026/07/30(Thu)02:15 No. 1130115 ID: 2a27dd
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¡Puf!

Before Redcap can push the pencil through Dama Alta’s heart, she disappears in a cloud of black smoke!

“Noooooooooo!” I cry out. My victory denied!

“This is so cool!” Trisha exclaims from the announcer’s booth. “You heard it here, folks! Nacha may have become a real deal day-walking vampire? It’s true, they exist! Go read Lucha Quest Issue 1 if you don’t believe me!”

Nacha 2026/07/30(Thu)02:16 No. 1130117 ID: 2a27dd
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Trisha bounds to the ring and holds the microphone out to me. “Tell us, Nacha! What does it feel like to have new vampire powers?”

No, it can’t be true! I haven’t fallen under her thrall. I can’t see any bite marks, even if I’m a bit bloody. She must be lying! She’s trying to humiliate me, just like that dirty, sultry ninja Tsuki!

That old, familiar anger burns in me. Why must I, the honorable Luchadora, face these foes so intent on dragging me into the dirt? I am NOT a vampire!

If she wants a fight, I’ll give it to her! I must track Dama Alta and her vampire mistress down to clear my name in a high-stakes tag team rematch with a trusted ally! I’ll get to wrestle her again with holy water in my blood next time and sure-fire protection against being bitten. I’ll make her rue the day she tried to trick my fans and friends! She is LYING!

Es la verdad… ¿no?

Is it true? Am I a vampire now?
1. VAMPIRE ROUTE Sí… it is true. I cannot lie to my fans. I have become ¡una conejita de la noche!
2. SLAYER ROUTE ¡No! The giraffe must be wrestled again to clear my name- and punished severely!

1! BUNNICULA

1. Let’s get a little taste of the heel life, Nacha! Errr, I mean, let’s try to win our way to cure ourself!

2) Next time, snap her neck in multiple locations.
And then use her neck as rope to strangle her children.
(You can totes be evil without resorting to a life of addiction, you just need creativity!)

2. SLAYER!

Hmm... Yes, and you will not sleep 'til you seek out the one who turned you!

1)
Sweet! Tie-breaker!

Let's go become the head vampiress instead of the head vampiress!

1) how can she resist the power? The evil sexy power of the blood

1, We got bit. Our opponent said it, the announcers said it, and Trisha said it. We'd be making everyone look stupid if we disagreed at this point, and you're already in hot water over the tepid response to your match with Tsuki.

SLAYER ROUTE, we have to show our fans that we want to get out of this curse.

Why not both? She feeds on animal blood. While seeking REVENGE!

>>1130117
1!
A vampire you may be but until you feed, in her thrall you are not.
And!
If you slay...
Well, pin
Your sire, the curse will be lifted!
Use your vampire powers to attain freedom!
Resist the urge to feast on more than the cheers of your fans!
Develop new and exciting vampiric twists on special moves!
Watch every blade movie three times for inspiration!

ah what a tough decision...1)

Option 2. There is nothing more exciting than showing a long and sharp wooden spear into the bodies of vampires.

>>1130132
oooo thats an interesting one

A mixture of 1) and 2). You might have been bitten, but you have yet to turn, nor fall under thrall of those that bit you. Before you taste blood of the innocent and sentient and become a being of evil, you can slay the one who would have you enthralled and end the curse!

Until then, you must sate your hunger on mere beasts... A chupacabra of necessity.