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1124716 No. 1124716 ID: 89e385

From humble roots, two novice adventurers are determined to make their way in the big city of Minga. Rent doesn’t grow on trees!

Lazy Wiki: https://questden.org/wiki/Lazy_Fairy

Art & Writing by Donut: https://questden.org/wiki/Donut
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No. 1127210 ID: 94d85e

Fly high and be lewd.
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No. 1127211 ID: afc874

I feel like the Censors would be begrudgingly understanding, id you explained the japery that led to your current state. That being said, flying high is clearly uncomfortable. Let’s fly low for a while, but no stealing! Lewdness might annoy the Censors, but stealing is worse! Just be careful not to flash that embarrassing print on your tush to anyone! Not that it might be an issue, realistically, but a good thing to look out for regardless! It’d be sooooooooo embarrassing and not fun for anyone to potentially draw! (Please pardon my nonsense, I just really wanna see it lol)
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No. 1127213 ID: fd169b

2,2 you aren't naked, the church has nothing to complain about.
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No. 1127214 ID: b57fea

2 & 2
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No. 1127215 ID: 06a3f3

Bruh, just wrap your blanket around your chest so they don't see your nippies. Use a bit of fairy magic to hold the blanket in place if you have to. It ain't rocket science heavenly wizardry.

Fly high and be "lewd", Miss Binary Choice.
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No. 1127217 ID: d30887

2-2) When you get to the door ask for free clothes and claim the client specifically told you that 'wearing this is part of the package' which you really didn't want to do.
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No. 1127227 ID: 847683

>>1127205
Autumn.
Autumn.
You have to step up.
Spread your wings wide, glow bright and lodge yourself in apricots cleavage.
With the wide wings, youll be her emergency bra!
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No. 1128990 ID: 2a27dd
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1128990

Thievery would get me in LOTS of trouble if I got caught (but could be fun if I didn’t) and the guards might see me if I fly high, too… so no stealing right now, and no flying high. I don’t wanna get caught in this!

Autumn hops aboard and we take off nice and low, we have plenty of time to get there before the deadline and these city streets aren’t busy yet and-

GAH A CLOTHESLINE

I dodge the first.

AHH ANOTHER

I dodge the second! But I have to flare my tailfeathers and I’m really hoping no one is looking out their bedroom windows! I go even lower to dodge the clotheslines and-

And then my luck RUNS OUT THERE’S SOMEONE COMING UP AHEAD and there’s a clothesline RIGHT IN MY FLIGHT PATH

It’s… a fox spirit. Dotti! No, not the Dotti!

She’s going to work at her bakery super early and I’m about to fly right in front of her and flash my super embarrassing panties if I dodge this clothesline… and this WON’T help her appetite for me I KNOW it

Or I could just power through the clothesline, but I’d probably lose my nightie… I could come back for it later of course, it’d get stuck in the clothesline probably, yeah… but I’d have to deliver this package to the Censor church in just my panties!


1. Lose the nightie for now, come back for it later!
2. Dodge the clothesline and keep the nightie but risk Dotti seeing me and my Deviled Egg panties- and all the consequences that her seeing them will bring later. VERY RISKY
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No. 1128991 ID: 70f58a

2
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No. 1128992 ID: 94d85e

1. At least the Church won't see you in your nightie.
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No. 1128994 ID: 5dbf00

2
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No. 1128996 ID: fe0bf7

As much as I want to do 1, 2

maybe if you fly fast enough, you'll be like a blur to dotti
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No. 1129001 ID: 546545

hmm 1
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No. 1129003 ID: 217317

1 just to piss off the censors
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No. 1129004 ID: 9fe8e1

2
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No. 1129005 ID: 2a27dd
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1129005

AHHHHH I don’t wanna make this delivery in just my panties! I gotta keep the nightie!

“Hold on tight!” I tell Autumn, I swoop as low as I can get under the clothesline and Dotti is RIGHT THERE

oh no
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No. 1129007 ID: 2a27dd
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1129007

I flap as hard as I can as she lunges at me, greedily going for my Deviled Egg. Ahhh!

I pull up just in time, tucking my legs, and my talons pass over something- did I accidentally cut her>?

She lets out a big fox scream.

Oh yeah I think I definitely cut her…

“I’m sorry!” I plead as she yowls at me and I feel awful but it’s her fault!

“She’s really mad!” Autumn says as we race for the delivery window.

I’m gonna regret this, I know it.
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No. 1129008 ID: 2a27dd
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1129008

I don’t see any blood on my talons, thankfully, when I alight on the windowsill. There aren’t any guards- and for some reason I can feel the wards let me pass through. It feels tingly. Too tingly. My whole body shivers and I hope everything is proper.

We arrive just in time before the sun crests the horizon. We did it! And… oh no.

It’s a full-fledged Censor waiting for us.

“Oh, now this is a treat,” the Censor says, smiling, hands outstretched. She’s the recipient?!

“Um…” Autumn opens up her inventory. “There’s a password.”

“Under the Veil,” the Censor says, a sly grin making its way across her features. “You’re just in time, too. Otherwise, I wouldn’t have had the chance to wear this for the blessings… Not a word from you two, understood?”

Oh wow. She is INTO this. Did we just become secret-keepers?

We bob in agreement and receive the HEFTY payment. The Censor looks me up and down and I realize I’m not fully decent.

Awwwwwww this SUCKS

“Is… your outfit part of the delivery package for intimates?” the Censor asks, clearly interested.

Oh no

If I say yes, then she’ll definitely hire us again, I can feel it. And that’s LOTS of money.

But is it worth it?!

Do I offer the nightie special again?
1. Yes, the pay is just too good!
2. No, I respect myself too much to fly around like this again!
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No. 1129009 ID: 9fe8e1

1: Depends how well you tip me.
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No. 1129010 ID: 94d85e

1. It pays well and you can just fly high again, can't you?
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No. 1129011 ID: 70f58a

>>1129008
Tell her this was unplanned, so she'd have to pay extra.
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No. 1129016 ID: fe0bf7

1, *siiiiigh* strip and Give her the nightie, but be clear the panties stays on!!!

oh wait, when she asked if that outfit was part of the delivery package for intimates, did she mean just as a spectacle and not a literally part of the delivery for her to have? shit! GIVE THAT BAAAAAAACK!
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No. 1129017 ID: 6ec4e5

1, Oh yes, definitely. That money is so good!
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No. 1129019 ID: ce8213

1 good for business
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No. 1129022 ID: 546545

1 yes but itll cost you twice next time. today was a promotional special
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No. 1129023 ID: 53f758

Yessssssss more nighty special!
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No. 1129033 ID: d9edf9

>>1129008
Mmmnh.
Its such a good promotion.
And! Its only important the nightie is on when the delivery is made.
Some easily sheddable outer clothes and you could pull that off with minimal risk.

Also, cute cute nighty.
Very daring.
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No. 1129044 ID: 581f5d

Wait! This is a nun who pretends to be in favour of censorship, but is secretly sus.

If people like that can thrive in this church, it will become more and more nonesensical and harmful over time.
In 50 years it will be full of angry nuns lashing out at anything lewd other than themselves, young priests chocking themselves with their censor wands for fun, and gay fuschia bandit goats!

2) I'm sorry, but true happiness comes from things money can't buy: summoning a goddess just to tattletale on a naughty nun.
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No. 1129227 ID: b19fa8

the outfit is one of the random possible surprises you get when you pay for expedited delivery, ma'am
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No. 1131457 ID: 8d91b3
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1131457

This Censor is freaky. It says bad things about the Church when these are the people running it. What will happen fifty years from now? People choking themselves for fun, while cracking down on short skirts in public?

Maybe.

But what’s not a maybe is that I really want this all to be worth it. And I need new shorts. And money.

Ughhhhhhhhhhhh

“No, this isn’t part of the delivery service,” I say, “Because… it’s a special. And it’s one of many, uh, possible surprises. The next time you want this service, uh… it’ll cost triple.”

“Done,” the Censor says, without a whiff of hesitation. She hands over the fee and a VERY nice sweetener to Autumn.

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I just want to go home. I just want to go back to my room at the adventurers’ guild RIGHT NOW. The sun is just barely coming up and my nipples are out and it’s WEIRD and I can’t HANDLE this any more, I am LEAVING. Before I know it I’m flying ahead of autumn and just going straight back.

I really hope the town guard isn’t watching out for me. I think they saw me earlier.

Autumn is flapping behind me. Shoot, did I blow it already?

“Um, we gotta do something, fast!” she says. “There’s guard coming, I heard something, uh… we can try and hide in some rafters, or… or claim sanctuary in the Church of Eirene, or… or just go really fast, I don’t know! Apricot, why are you so… so hasty?!”

“Because I get things done, okay?!” I huff. Why is she picking right NOW to argue with me? She’s not supposed to argue with me! I’m the one who works hardest here! I flap all day and train hard and take risks!

Autumn is being unfair!
1. If you got a problem with results, just say so!
2. I got us paid!
3. In fact, this extra tip is all my money, since I’m the one in the nightie!
4. All of the above

I’m upset!
A. Keep flying
B. Keep flying
C. Keep flying
D. I’m not listening!
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No. 1131458 ID: 94d85e

Well, you got paid didn't you?
Hide in some rafters, you fussy raptor.
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No. 1131459 ID: 1d1254

4 and fly so high they cannot catch you!
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No. 1131460 ID: 568d52

4? 4!
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No. 1131461 ID: fe0bf7

1. No time to hear the other stuff, it'll waste time. Just hear the important stuff autumn wants to say.
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No. 1131462 ID: bb0461

3) you worked hard in trying circumstances. Autumn should have been out in her nightie too.

Now that you aren't on the clock, do you want to fly? couldn't you flit from roof to roof, keeping low and hidden?
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No. 1131466 ID: fd1184

Definitely 4, and keep flying!
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No. 1131469 ID: 53f758

Be mad! Autumn wants you to hide so bad? Crash through an upper story window! Or if you’re not quite mad enough for that much self endangerment, just like, violently break in without breaking the glass. Either way, curl up into a ball of upsetness and REFUSE to engage with any of your surroundings, ESPECIALLY AUTUMN!!!




…Then cry. Cry a lot.
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No. 1131479 ID: 5dbf00

1, 2, A, B, C, D
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No. 1131524 ID: a1326b

4.
Fly home like partially nude lightning
And then

>>1131469

This.

Because its been an overwhelming day and it hasnt even started.

But remember.
Despite telling them about it, You dont have to take deliverys to the church of hidden perversions.
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No. 1131749 ID: 8d91b3
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1131749

Yeah… yeah! I worked hard, and I deserve the money. I’m gonna fly home FAST and get it over with. Autumn doesn’t understand how to get things done. Only I do!

“If you got a problem with how I get things done, then you gotta do ‘em!” I declare. “I earned this payday, so I decide how I spend it. And I decide how I end it, too!”

I’m upset. Really upset! So upset I don’t want to change my mind on ANYTHING! I just want to go home right now and get this over with!

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The spirits are now influencing AUTUMN.

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Oh, this is bad, this is bad, this is bad…

“W-wait, Apricot!”

It’s no use. She’s flying really fast and not listening to me. I can barely hold on to the scruff of her neck, and our contract magic feels just strong enough to keep me close. She’s really pushing it.

“Apricot, please don’t fly too high, the guards will see you again and… and… and you might go to jail!”

I don’t want Apricot to go to jail! She’s a good girl! They’ll eat her alive!

Oh dear sweet summer she’s diving straight for a window she is NOT a good girl

I have to convince her to not commit a crime, and for her to let me just go get her some CLOTHES and STAY PUT

Please don’t commit property damage!

I have to say something!
1. I’m sorry!
2. I should have been in a nightie too!
3. I’ll do whatever you want, just stay put and don’t commit crimes!
4. Other
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No. 1131750 ID: 94d85e

2 & 3.
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No. 1131751 ID: bb0461

2) Solidarity is the best way to stick together.
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No. 1131752 ID: ddd8d5

1, 2, and 3. an apology, sympathy, and bribery are the perfect ingredients for an effective persuasion check
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No. 1131757 ID: fe0bf7

4. you got fairy dust, perhaps you can use it to temporarily shine a huge light around Apricot so nobody will see her high in the air, or that it is her doing property damage. the light will blind everyone.

Sure you'll lose some fairy dust, but that's a sacrifice you have to take.
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No. 1131758 ID: 0fc160

The only thing I can think of to stop her in her tracks is to say something really shocking??? Apologizing is good, but might actually make the upsetness MORE upset, since Apricot is very much in “Run Away Frantically” mode. For now, just brace for impact and be ready to be there for her once she breaks down.
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No. 1131760 ID: 56db77

>>1131749
3
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No. 1131769 ID: 5dbf00

1, 2, 3
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No. 1131829 ID: fd1184

4 and 1: Burst into loud sobs, stopping her dead in her tracks outta shock and guilt, and then apologize for letting this get so out of hand. Then express your concerns and plead with her not to start committing crimes for quick cash.
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No. 1131830 ID: 101e93

4) Strip naked and say you're sorry you put Apricot through all of this and you'll suffer alongside her but she can't let this drag her down
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No. 1131885 ID: a1326b

>>1131749
2
Its enough of a non sequitor to cause her to pause,
Maybe give you time to explain why youre worried and come up with a solution to her nakedness,
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