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This Censor is freaky. It says bad things about the Church when these are the people running it. What will happen fifty years from now? People choking themselves for fun, while cracking down on short skirts in public?
Maybe.
But what’s not a maybe is that I really want this all to be worth it. And I need new shorts. And money.
Ughhhhhhhhhhhh
“No, this isn’t part of the delivery service,” I say, “Because… it’s a special. And it’s one of many, uh, possible surprises. The next time you want this service, uh… it’ll cost triple.”
“Done,” the Censor says, without a whiff of hesitation. She hands over the fee and a VERY nice sweetener to Autumn.
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I just want to go home. I just want to go back to my room at the adventurers’ guild RIGHT NOW. The sun is just barely coming up and my nipples are out and it’s WEIRD and I can’t HANDLE this any more, I am LEAVING. Before I know it I’m flying ahead of autumn and just going straight back.
I really hope the town guard isn’t watching out for me. I think they saw me earlier.
Autumn is flapping behind me. Shoot, did I blow it already?
“Um, we gotta do something, fast!” she says. “There’s guard coming, I heard something, uh… we can try and hide in some rafters, or… or claim sanctuary in the Church of Eirene, or… or just go really fast, I don’t know! Apricot, why are you so… so hasty?!”
“Because I get things done, okay?!” I huff. Why is she picking right NOW to argue with me? She’s not supposed to argue with me! I’m the one who works hardest here! I flap all day and train hard and take risks!
Autumn is being unfair!
1. If you got a problem with results, just say so!
2. I got us paid!
3. In fact, this extra tip is all my money, since I’m the one in the nightie!
4. All of the above
I’m upset!
A. Keep flying
B. Keep flying
C. Keep flying
D. I’m not listening!
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