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1123817 No. 1123817 ID: 0c2899

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No. 1124704 ID: 847683

Now, you dont get that sort of problem with gobble-ins.
>>1124702
Well, gate town first no matter what.
Then, hm...
Slime time?
And then the goblin hole for pup support payments and an explanation to why the hero wasnt good enough for the snoblins.
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No. 1124705 ID: c8e302

You forgor to loot the snoblins! At least have titmouse take one pair of their shoes.

Gate town. We need to recruit a hot bard
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No. 1124706 ID: 70f58a

>>1124702
Let's check Gate Town for low level quests.
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No. 1124711 ID: fd169b

speedrun strat over the mountains to skip strait to the goblin hole
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No. 1124712 ID: b4c241

>>1124702
Well, at least our cute subby mouse friend got to have some fun. She deserves to take a little time for herself now and then. Give her a kiss to show our gratitude, and to discreetly get a taste of snoblin cum while it's still fresh in her holes.

If we're planning a long-term route, let's head through the Slime Swamp to get some gooey tentacles filling our holes on the way to the Big Butt Goblin. But we should spend some time in the towns first to get slime-resistant gear, so that Titmouse doesn't have to ruin her nice robe again.
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No. 1124732 ID: 4d350d

the pregnant status debuff will be important later I'm sure, kiss your rat wife and then go to gate town
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No. 1124734 ID: d30887

Uh... is there a ritual that sacrifices unborn babies for power? We should look into that.

Backwards Long Jump your way to the hole! You can do this move by contorting in a way that your breasts replace the function of the ass!
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No. 1124736 ID: 37eca1

No choice until we get to the Royal City but let's be careful. That's the only way the monsters could have come so we know these roads will be dangerous.

Hope these two don't fight too much over whose turn it is to sacrifice their body to save the other one.
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No. 1124779 ID: 56db77

>>1124702
Before we do anything else we should slaughter the sleeping monsters (free exp and loot!)
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No. 1125218 ID: 0c2899
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1125218

>Give Titmouse a kiss to show our gratitude...

You give Titmouse a kissu on the cheek.

Boobie Bunny: "Thank you for stepping up to protect me."

Titmouse: "EEEEK! Hero!"

Titmouse became fired up!

Titmouse gained the status effect: wet!
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No. 1125219 ID: 0c2899
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1125219

> (discreetly get a taste of snoblin cum while it's still fresh in her holes.)

Yesss...
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No. 1125220 ID: 0c2899
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1125220

>Loot the snoblins' shoes

You loot the snoblins. You got 10 gold coins!

You got 1 pair of snoblin shoes.

Titmouse equipped snoblin shoes! (-100 Foot Appeal)

Boobie Bunny: "What? Nyuuuuuu! Take them back off!"

Titmouse: "We're about to walk for miles and miles to Gate Town. Do you expect me to walk barefoot?"

Boobie Bunny: *grumble* "I suppose not..."
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No. 1125222 ID: 0c2899
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1125222

>Go to Gate Town

You set off for Gate Town. Gate Town is sandwiched between two high walls which block off Hero Town from the rest of the kingdom. It is the checkpoint between the outside world and those specially chosen to serve the Hero With Huge Boobs and watch over the Magic Crystal. Only those bearing a Hero Town Pass may cross.
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No. 1125223 ID: 0c2899
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1125223

After a day and night of walking, you arrive on the outskirts of Gate Town. You have had no food and spent a rough night in the wilderness with no shelter.

Boobie Bunny has gained the status effects: tired and hungry.

Titmouse has gained the status effects exhausted and hungry.

Titmouse: "Thank you for carrying me on your back these last few miles, Hero. Forgive my weak body, but I couldn't walk any more..."

Boobie Bunny: "I'm actually hella strong from carrying my huge tits around all day so it's no big deal."

Titmouse: "I promise I will become stronger for you, Hero."

???: "HALT! WHO GOES THERE?"

Titmouse: "EEEK!"
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No. 1125224 ID: 0c2899
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1125224

Boobie Bunny: "Holy kitty titties!"

A gigantic sphynx blocks your path!

Gatekeeper: "I am the Gatekeeper of Gate Town! Only those who bear a Hero Town Pass may... pass!

Boobie Bunny: "Titmouse, do you have one of those?"

Titmouse: "Of course I do, it's—eeek!"

Boobie Bunny: "I don't like the sound of that 'eeek...'"

Titmouse: "My Hero Town Pass was in my other habit! It must have been dissolved by those slimes!"

Boobie Bunny: "Uh oh..."
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No. 1125225 ID: ac6db5

A sphinx? alright, we know the drill, we answer her riddle, we get to pass, right?
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No. 1125226 ID: fd169b

Time for the old "here for your performance review" gambit. starting with hey how'd all those villains get in?
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No. 1125228 ID: ec9127

Those are some stonkin' big tits! Maybe the sphynx should be the hero of legend instead. And I guess the rest of the town just gets full view of her other bits all day, huh?

Maybe ask her if she has a quest we can do to let us in instead of the town pass. Only heroes do quests, after all. For everyone else it's just chores
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No. 1125229 ID: ac6db5

Oh yeah, Titmouse: tell the sphinx her nips slipped out from the ground, she's exposed!
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No. 1125232 ID: b4c241

>>1125224
Big cat milkies...

...and also more trouble. Should have expected that the sacred guardians didn't stop that big buff RAT KING from padding his paws right to our doorstep but still find the time to get in our way when we try to stop him.

Um, of course we have a Hero Town Pass, giant kitty lady! No need to eat any poor innocent bunny or mouse girls! It must be buried in our cleavage somewhere, let me just take a look in here...

(Hey Titmouse, think you could sneak by while I distract the guard and get us new passes in town?)
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No. 1125234 ID: 70f58a

>>1125224
Demonstrate your huge boobs as evidence you are the hero Boobie Bunny.
...shouldn't you also have a hero pass?
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No. 1125236 ID: 4d350d

Try not to flirt with the sphinx, fail and do so anyway and ask for a sexy riddle from the cute feline
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No. 1125245 ID: 0a8664

Time! The answer to the riddle is always time. Or death. Or darkness. Or the letter E. Or a hole. Are we close?
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No. 1125253 ID: 53f758

You guys giving riddle answers when she CLEARLY wants you to answer her tiddle. Ametures. The answer is still Man, but not because it’s a sphynx riddle!
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No. 1125255 ID: 847683

>>1125219
Oh bunny, you so ~nasty~

>>1125224
Oh.
My.
Deities.
Finally!
Someone who you can commiserate with over how hard it is to find a good bra.

A sphinx though..
Assert dominance by immediately yelling your best riddle at her!
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No. 1125376 ID: 1320c5

...How does she guard the other side of gate town here? Why did this feline not eat the BBEG? He's made of rats. Very cat food. Would have fattened tits.
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No. 1125426 ID: 126c9f
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1125426

>Finally!
>Someone who you can commiserate with over how hard it is to find a good bra.
>Assert dominance by immediately yelling your best riddle at her!

Boobie Bunny: "A sphinx, huh? I've got a riddle for ya: one big-boobed gal to another, where in the world do you go to find a bra that fits?"
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No. 1125427 ID: 126c9f
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1125427

Gatekeeper: *tch!* "You dare mock me with a riddle with such an obvious answer?"
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No. 1125428 ID: 126c9f
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1125428

Gatekeeper: "Hidden behind a waterfall at the shores of Lake Tiddyhaha, toils the Master Brasmith. Its is said that, given enough material and a place to stand, he could craft a brassiere with cups large enough for the whole world to rest comfortably inside. He could easily craft a bra for you or me."

(A secret was added to your secret notes! To access your secret notes at any time, just ask Titmouse to remind you.)
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No. 1125429 ID: 126c9f
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1125429

Boobie Bunny: "hmm, yes, that is correct. Excellent work."

Boobie Bunny: "Very well. You may pass."
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No. 1125430 ID: 126c9f
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1125430

Gatekeeper: "Humph! About time!"
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No. 1125431 ID: 126c9f
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1125431

Boobie Bunny: ("Hehe, ain't I a stinker?")

Gatekeeper: "HEY! WAIT A MINUTE!"
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No. 1125432 ID: 126c9f
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1125432

The Sphinx's huge paw slams down to block your path!

Titmouse: "EEEK!"

Boobie Bunny: "Mmmmhf. Dose beansz..."
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No. 1125433 ID: 126c9f
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1125433

Gatekeeper: "YOU'D BOTH BETTER SHOW ME YOUR HERO TOWN PASSES RIGHT NOW OR I'LL GOBBLE YOU UP!"
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No. 1125434 ID: 396270

"Oh no! We don't want to be gobbled up by a big-titted furry giantese, do we, Titmouse?"

"Yes we do....n't"
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No. 1125436 ID: 41bada

Quickly tame the best by playing bongos with her boobs!
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No. 1125438 ID: a2651e

Assuming we have our own Hero Town Pass, we can easily claim Titmouse as our plus one, as clearly indicated in the Plus One Loophole clause of the Hero Town Pass Act. We… DO have our own pass with us, right?
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No. 1125440 ID: ac6db5

Finally, now's your chance! Poke the beans, boobie bunnie!
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No. 1125441 ID: 4d350d

Poke the cat beans
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No. 1125442 ID: 847683

Aw, it nearly worked.
Good try.

Oh!
Beeeeaaaaans!
High priority quest!
Must smoosh.
While booby is doing that...

titmouse!
Ask to see the sphinxes gate keeper card!
She could just be some neerdowell up to mischief, not an official gate keeper.
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No. 1125445 ID: 6ca3f9

Wow, somebody got sand in their vegina. Alright, ask her if she is willing to eat a pregnant girl?
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No. 1125446 ID: 519255

How did she not eat the BBEG? HOW? Well anyway it's obvious how this will go. Her foot is right there. With the whole foot appeal thing, pretty sure bunny's got this.
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No. 1125478 ID: 56db77

>>1123817
Quick exploit her instincts demand a riddle from her
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No. 1125489 ID: b4c241

>>1125433
Now that we have a closer look at her snout... doesn't it look kind of odd? It's almost like a rat's nose. That's certainly a unique trait for a sphinx to have.
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No. 1125490 ID: fd169b

make a tactile examination of her foot appeal
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No. 1125496 ID: c8380b

>>1125433
Why do we need Hero Town passes to leave Hero Town? Isn't the point of the gate to keep ne'er-do-wells out? On that topic, did she let an evil snake lady and couple hundred rats through? Did they have passes? They destroyed the crystal, so she needs to start looking for work elsewhere.
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No. 1125506 ID: d30887

Bribe with milk!

Challenge her to suck all the fluid from your breasts within five seconds. If Titmouse can suck a drop after she's done, she loses!
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No. 1125521 ID: a08336

You'll have to use another riddle to delay her eating you.
"What can become a Hero Town Pass? A sidequest!"
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No. 1125525 ID: 66de4b

>>1125496

Do you have any idea how much trouble heros are? Pots, broken! Chests, looted! Chickens, bothered!
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No. 1125569 ID: 746662

Well obviously we were heading in to get the passes! How are we supposed to get passes from town hall without going inside?
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