"I expect double the reward from this, then. Because I'd be willing to give you a titjob right now and cash in."

>>1130271
This seems apt~

>>1130258
Now that's a quest worth taking! Sure, we'd be glad to get the Boob Priestess anduse our holy gifts to please his holy gift. How about a peep into his pants to see what we have to look forward to?

...His thought bubble is right next to our head. Enjoy the imaginary woman's feet while he's still daydreaming about them.

>>1130258
Accept the quest, but tell him the largest breasted maidens are repelled by a filthy cock.
Should he clean his shrine of old and dirty prayers, perhaps the quest could be completed!

just threaten and strangle him until he does what you want. or befriend ms. boob and see what if she'd be willing to cooperate. but keep the strangling idea in your back pocket, just in case.

Knew it. And now the Boob Princess is going to have a sidequest we have to complete before she'll join us for the double titjob, isn't she?

At least there isn't a collectible card game mini-game we have to play with literally everyone in the world.

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>Now that's a quest worth taking! Sure, we'd be glad to get the Boob Priestess and use our holy gifts to please his holy gift.

There's much more you'd like to do to this Dick Priest but you've already dilly dallied enough. It feels like you've been in this town for weeks and you have a whole quest still to get through.

You make your way north to the Boob Shrine.

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Gasp!

But what's this???

When you step onto the grounds of the Boob Shrine you're shocked and horrified to discover...

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The Boob Shrine Priestess doesn't have any feet at all!

Perhaps her lack of feet will mean she'll appreciate feet almost as much as you do.

Great her with the traditional sacred chest bump

Yeah chest bump!!!

Oh shit! it's the Sorceress of Snitties' sister! Get her!

>>1131019
ya this
also, what kind of divine blessings are necessary to have a massive rack without your spine disintegrating into powder, anyway?

>>1131016
Is it just me, or does the Boob Shrine seem bigger than the others? I guess they might be the most prominent of the local religions, with the whole Hero with Huge Boobs prophecy and all. Kinda seems unfair, from where we're standing.

Eh, we're not here to talk about politics. Let's say hello to the snilky shrine maiden in the pretty dress and wig. How are things going in her side of town?

>>1131016
consider killing her i guess (boob smother?)

>>1131016
Damn, denied the hat trick. Oh well, you'll have to settle for professionalism.

well that's good isn't it? no more distractions

Just imagine her body as one big foot.

The tip of her tail can be considered a very long toe. Or like with slugs, a big 'foot'.

Do the traditional/secret 'giant boobs club' handshake. It involves a lot of boob-on-boob collision. Then ask what quest she has to aid you in your own quest.

nibble the.... base of her tail? fuck what do we do!!?!?!

That’s even better. Snakes and feet don’t mix.
Whats up, new breast friend?

>>1131016
...but... even without feet.. she is still a sister in back pain.
Embrace her boobie.
Only she knows your pain.

Put a sandal on the tip of her tail. Then lick it.

>>1131068
She can lay her back (neck?) or otherwise sink into your cleavage for some temporary relief from back pain and/or a back (neck?) massage. Since she cannot enjoy laying her head on her own boobies.

>Sorceress of s**tties: "Oh it makes my mouth water jus**t thinking about it! You know these boobs don't come naturally to a sssnake. I have to absorb new ones from time to time... You have a nice pair, I bet they'll look essssspecially good on me!"

...So if snitties wasn't lying... priestess had to eat a lady with big boobs. HOT - oh uh... So IMPOSTER DETECTED! Where's the real priestess and her feet you fraud?

It's rude to make assumptions about someone's character just off their appearance. Even if snitties don't occur naturally, she's a priestess. She could just as easily have been blessed by the tiddy goddess.

Anyways, go sexually harass her.

>>1131104
Oh shit! good point! What if she absorbed the real priestess' boobs???

...what is wrong with us...

>>1131110
You know you've fucked up when kome is the one to tell us somethings wrong

>>1131112
We really to tone down ASAP.

Let's selflessly find some prostetic legs for the new priestess from the local blacksmith, then wholesomely agree to take them to her for free from the altruistic blacksmith (without engaging in dialogue, for we know the blacksmith will understand), then unfetteredly attach the legs to the priestess so she can walk and she'll help us (again, no dialogue, the surprise will be espectacular for her).

After that, we unite the priest and priestess in marriage so that...uh... actually I just kinda think they'll make a good couple (and that'll help with the Golden Ending. Maybe. I don't know. Who cares, man! It's True Love!)

>>1131104

Wait, this isn't magical absorption at all! The real boobie priestess is still in the snake's gullet, stretching her out into a boobie'd shape!

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>Imposter detected!
>What if she ate the real priestess?
>Boob on boob collision!

Time to employ one of your special attacks!

Boobie Forklift!

Boob Shrine Priestess: "Good golly, Miss Molly! I'm being attacked!"

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With the fake priestess incapacitated by your Boobie Forklift you easily pin her down.

Boobie Bunny: "Time to expose these fake knockers for what they really are... HUH??"

Boob Shrine Priestess: "P-please be gentle. It's my... firsssst time..."

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S-snipples????

What is going on here?

They do exist!

Be gentle!

(don’t be gentle)

>>1131704
Accuse her of wearing fake boobs. Snakes don't have boobs OR nipples! Mammaries are for mammals!

>>1131706
She just proved they are snauthentic.

Wait, wait. What if we could make your first time even better, by throwing Richard Pryor (aka Dick Priest) in the middle of it?

check for snilk

>>1131708
Can't they be magic or something?

Wait, I know what it is. She was so devout a worshiper that the Boob Goddess gave her boobs. Perhaps apologies are in order.

Explain the misunderstanding and be gentle.

Pull her hair! (To check if it's a wig.)

Hm. Is she a hybrid?
Well, demand a taste test!

Gotta suck them nipples to make sure they’re real

proceed

No! We're better than this! What would Hooters say? What would Titmouse say? Heroes don't dubcon virgins just because they have no feet. That's not hero behaviour. That's not even morally grey ironic 90s anti-hero behaviour.

We're just going to forklift her over to the Dick Shrine so a goblin can shove his cock between her tits. Obviously.

>>1131723
Yup taste test is the only way to be sure

>>1131704
I believe we have erred.

Apologize to the Boob Priestess for thinking she was a fake. There's no doubt that such a bountiful set of boobs are the real thing. What's it like for her, carrying such a heavy burden?

We could still do lewd things if she wants. Or does she have another quest for us? We've got a request from the Dick Priest for her. Does she know him?

She seems to be a natural sub. We can use this! Boob-carry her to the Dick Shrine and wedge Dick Priest in between!

"No time to explain, we need your help for a HOLY QUEST!"

Also, be gentle with those snipples. Give em a smooch.

>>1131778
Yes.
Apologise and intoduce yourself with a dramatically jiggly pose.

Those might still be a trick, an illusion! Confirm they're real by suckling on some mythical snilk (snake milk). You might get a powerup!

...or those are venom sacs and you get poisoned. 50-50 worth it.