Butt priestess wants the religion district to be less grimy and more synchronized or something. Maybe you could just move.

>>1129252
Well.
A lot of these prayers are old and moldy.
No wonder the new ones arent getting through.

He needs a good clean cock, not a big dirty dick.
That way every new prayer has a better chance of being seen...
And
People will have to donate more often rather than being a one pray and done

We all know where this is going.

We are going to make the priest of each shrine talk things out, solve their differences with sexy results, and form a syncretic religion.

This will, of course, eventually cause a schism between the dick-in-butt and the dickbutt shrines that will lead to a long and horrid war, but that won't be a problem for another 100 years!

...For you to solve, heroes are iconic, and thus eternal. Natch!

>>1129252
This makes me wonder if there is a forgotten Big belly womb and Pussy shrine that was lost and perhaps why the rat king is several rats a multitude born from one or several pussies that would be important for balance and creation.

Also funny that a dragon is of but and a Goblin of dick bit of a reversal.
Perhaps we need butt priestess covered in cum with a thong with filled condoms tied to it and let her get tailed with dicks asshoöe and oussy filled with cum so she can birth the big dick dragon and the butt Goblin in a time loop scenario of the Guardian spirits

As a dick priest, they likely know more abput male individuals than most. Ask if they know what the RAT KING looks like. Are they a single rat that's nefarious, or like, a bunch of rats that got stuck together somehow?

Also, what was the Magical Crystals purpose before it got destroyed?

Also worth asking if they got/know anything that can help with the Huge Dick Dragon part of your quest.

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>sniff

Well if you say so!

Sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiffff!

Dick Priest: "D-damn girl! Most girls interested in my footlong aren't usually dis literal!"

Dick Priest: "You some kinda freaky, huh?"

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>Ask if they know what the RAT KING looks like. Are they a single rat that's nefarious, or like, a bunch of rats that got stuck together somehow?

>Also, what was the Magical Crystals purpose before it got destroyed?

>Also worth asking if they got/know anything that can help with the Huge Dick Dragon part of your quest.

You ask all this stuff.

Dick Priest: "Woah woah woah! Slow down! Rat King? Da first I heard of him was when he came marching through Gate Town last night! I didn't even see him."

Dick Priest: "Da Magic Crystal was created by da three Guardian Spirits to stop da Evil Bad Thing. You're the Hero With Huge Boobs. Didn't dey teach you any of dat?

Dick Priest: "Da Huge Dick Dragon? Yeah he's da guy who gave me dis job. I could tell you about him, but information ain't free. If you want my help you gotta do a quest."

(You sense the Dick Priest may have a quest for you!)

>>1129879
Alright what's the quest?

Lick his feet and withhold nibbling unless he gives you the deets, the art of the tease is the only book you've read 69 times after all

>>1129879
Agree on the condition that the prayers and offerings are kept within the interior of the walls of the shrine.

Booty shrine priestess says it's distasteful, but I think she really feels underappreciated. Her shrine doesn't see nearly as much traffic as his, and the offering "flaunting" might be getting to her.

We should totally invite her to the spa later.

>>1129897
What about putting the dick in the dragon and the butt on the Goblin?

Keeping the graffitti out of sight of the butt priestess would indeed be useful. Another option could be painting the prayers as kamasutra art.

You could also switch from painting/graffiti to something more 'tasteful', like those fancy japanese prayer slips, physical phallic offerings, a literal 'suggestions box'... Saves on space for future prayers, and lets you remove those that came true already without cleaning.

Of course we could also ship the butt priestess and dick priest together.

Ask about quest in any case.

Also, is there a vagina deity/clergy out there?

OK, I get the picture. Let's hear the quest. I bet it's a quest that involves the Boob Shrine, and then to do that we're going to have to complete a quest from the Boob Shaman or whoever that has to be done at the Butt Shrine.

Fuckin' fetch quests.

File away this idea for the future: can we somehow grow the grass in the Grass Farm tall enough to hide the Dick Shrine from sight of the Butt Shrine?

>>1129879
The Dick Priest has a quest for us too? That might be an issue since we've already gotten a quest from the Butt Priestess. I hope we can get them to work out their differences. But let's find out what he wants before we tell him about the other shrine's problems, just in case negotiations break down.

Does the quest involve paying respects to his big juicy priestly dick? And if it's something else, would he let us do that anyway? Because I'm all in favor of sucking off a cute goblin boy while he sits on our boobs.

>>1129879
Bring on your quest cockmaster of the temple

Give a little kiss to his feet. A little thing make him remember this interaction.

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>Bring on your quest cockmaster of the temple

Boobie Bunny: "Okay, what have you got for me?"

Dick Priest: "Well, it's always been a dream of mine to get a double titjob from two big boobie ladies. But da only girl in town wit big boobs is da keeper of da Boob Shrine. Now dat you're here, maybe I can finally fulfill my lifelong dream!"

Dick Priest: "If you and da Boob Shrine Priestess gave me a double titwank, I would tell you whatever you wanted to know!"

Bold. Does he really think his cock can survive a job of that magnitude? from the hero herself?

Spicy. Idk what BB's dtf levels are at, they high enough for this sort of quest? Maybe she can be bold as well and ask for some foot stuff thrown in as an additional reward.

>>1130258
Accept the quest, and add/kidnap [Dick Priest] into your breast storage while you visit the final priestess.

Warn him that what he is planning to accomplish might be hazardous to his health and yet proceed in fulfilling his request.

"I expect double the reward from this, then. Because I'd be willing to give you a titjob right now and cash in."

>>1130271
This seems apt~

>>1130258
Now that's a quest worth taking! Sure, we'd be glad to get the Boob Priestess anduse our holy gifts to please his holy gift. How about a peep into his pants to see what we have to look forward to?

...His thought bubble is right next to our head. Enjoy the imaginary woman's feet while he's still daydreaming about them.

>>1130258
Accept the quest, but tell him the largest breasted maidens are repelled by a filthy cock.
Should he clean his shrine of old and dirty prayers, perhaps the quest could be completed!

just threaten and strangle him until he does what you want. or befriend ms. boob and see what if she'd be willing to cooperate. but keep the strangling idea in your back pocket, just in case.

Knew it. And now the Boob Princess is going to have a sidequest we have to complete before she'll join us for the double titjob, isn't she?

At least there isn't a collectible card game mini-game we have to play with literally everyone in the world.

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>Now that's a quest worth taking! Sure, we'd be glad to get the Boob Priestess and use our holy gifts to please his holy gift.

There's much more you'd like to do to this Dick Priest but you've already dilly dallied enough. It feels like you've been in this town for weeks and you have a whole quest still to get through.

You make your way north to the Boob Shrine.

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Gasp!

But what's this???

When you step onto the grounds of the Boob Shrine you're shocked and horrified to discover...

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The Boob Shrine Priestess doesn't have any feet at all!

Perhaps her lack of feet will mean she'll appreciate feet almost as much as you do.

Great her with the traditional sacred chest bump

Yeah chest bump!!!

Oh shit! it's the Sorceress of Snitties' sister! Get her!

>>1131019
ya this
also, what kind of divine blessings are necessary to have a massive rack without your spine disintegrating into powder, anyway?

>>1131016
Is it just me, or does the Boob Shrine seem bigger than the others? I guess they might be the most prominent of the local religions, with the whole Hero with Huge Boobs prophecy and all. Kinda seems unfair, from where we're standing.

Eh, we're not here to talk about politics. Let's say hello to the snilky shrine maiden in the pretty dress and wig. How are things going in her side of town?

>>1131016
consider killing her i guess (boob smother?)

>>1131016
Damn, denied the hat trick. Oh well, you'll have to settle for professionalism.

well that's good isn't it? no more distractions

Just imagine her body as one big foot.

The tip of her tail can be considered a very long toe. Or like with slugs, a big 'foot'.

Do the traditional/secret 'giant boobs club' handshake. It involves a lot of boob-on-boob collision. Then ask what quest she has to aid you in your own quest.

nibble the.... base of her tail? fuck what do we do!!?!?!

That’s even better. Snakes and feet don’t mix.
Whats up, new breast friend?

>>1131016
...but... even without feet.. she is still a sister in back pain.
Embrace her boobie.
Only she knows your pain.

Put a sandal on the tip of her tail. Then lick it.

>>1131068
She can lay her back (neck?) or otherwise sink into your cleavage for some temporary relief from back pain and/or a back (neck?) massage. Since she cannot enjoy laying her head on her own boobies.

>Sorceress of s**tties: "Oh it makes my mouth water jus**t thinking about it! You know these boobs don't come naturally to a sssnake. I have to absorb new ones from time to time... You have a nice pair, I bet they'll look essssspecially good on me!"

...So if snitties wasn't lying... priestess had to eat a lady with big boobs. HOT - oh uh... So IMPOSTER DETECTED! Where's the real priestess and her feet you fraud?

It's rude to make assumptions about someone's character just off their appearance. Even if snitties don't occur naturally, she's a priestess. She could just as easily have been blessed by the tiddy goddess.

Anyways, go sexually harass her.

>>1131104
Oh shit! good point! What if she absorbed the real priestess' boobs???

...what is wrong with us...

>>1131110
You know you've fucked up when kome is the one to tell us somethings wrong