[2/11] MIDNASTER 2025/02/06(Thu)22:51 No. 1103407 ID: 4591f8
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Ok, calm down. You're getting all riled up over seeing a little pale shithead. Maybe it's just getting late. Maybe the stress of your taxes being late is getting to you. You should probably just get the thing done.

> "Hey, little guy. I'm just here to do my taxes. No biggie."
▒▎▋▒▓█▂▄: ▓▇▄ ▁▄▄ ▖█▋▋ ▃█▄
Still no reply. Whatever.

[3/11] MIDNASTER 2025/02/06(Thu)22:52 No. 1103408 ID: 4591f8
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You daintily remove the thing from the premises, just in case.

[4/11] MIDNASTER 2025/02/06(Thu)22:52 No. 1103409 ID: 4591f8
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You use your keys to open your file cabinet.

[5/11] MIDNASTER 2025/02/06(Thu)22:52 No. 1103410 ID: 4591f8
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You use your keys to open your file cabinet.

Whoops! Wrong drawer. That's just some vials of bee pheromones you got off the Shadow Market. No use outside sexy times. You cover your antennae. You remember one of them makes you smell dead to bees. You'll never forget the time Lune tried that last week. You cried the whole day. You really did think she died. Maybe you're still mustering yourself in the aftershock of that.

[6/11] MIDNASTER 2025/02/06(Thu)22:52 No. 1103411 ID: 4591f8
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Rummaging... rummaging... A-ha! Here!

[7/11] MIDNASTER 2025/02/06(Thu)22:52 No. 1103412 ID: 4591f8
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SSN ACQUIRED. FIELD COMPLETE (29/32). 3 REMAIN.
Confetti! Hooray! That wasn't so hard, was it? Less than ten minutes have passed since Lune came home; that's how quick it was.

[8/11] MIDNASTER 2025/02/06(Thu)22:52 No. 1103413 ID: 4591f8
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You now have 3 more fields left to fill:
* Spouse SSN. Unknown location, definitely not where it's supposed to be. Just to be sure you didn't accidentally put it with your stuff, you cast a supplementary [MAGNACURIA: DOWSING].
* 12, your E-6 form. You just need to get it from your dungeon exploring associate. It's not that far of a flight.
* 17. That damned unknown variable. You have to meet with Jackson to figure out what to do.

From here, you have a few options:
A)

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Somewhere else, a portal snaps shut.

Somewhere else, papers rustle only slightly from the closing of a passage.

Somewhere else, a home mutely slumbers in ignorance.

[11/11] MIDNASTER 2025/02/06(Thu)22:53 No. 1103416 ID: 4591f8
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One moment, you're in your Inventory, holding your documents. The next, you are somewhere unfamiliar. The only feature is a thick stygian fog.

A) Explore
B) Wait
C) Cry
D) Analyze

Analyze. You seem to be lying down on something.

D) Somewhere you've been before?

>>1103407
"solstice: the bee will die"
I guess its name was Solstice.

>>1103416
You should've anchored the bookcase to the wall! Or used a lighter set of shelves, like plastic or something.

Anyway.

A.

wow you died fucking instantly
D: Did the door close with you still inside? did It close it? is this what happens when you get trapped inside yourself?
...Did one of the Pheromones knock you out?

Well, one way or another, you are definitely going to cry about the verything that managed to happen in the last hour

Stop laying in the fog like a French girl, analyse what the vapor that makes up this fog is!

oh, you know where this is. C about it

Goddamit we are supposed to do our taxes not to GET SENT TO SUPERHELL (is this normal to witches?)

I’m gonna go with B on this one. We just chill for a bit. Maybe take in our surroundings for a bit of D? Mostly chill though

Wake up now or you die for real

C

We were just starting to make progress. This is too much. Everything keeps happening all at once.

MIDNASTER 2025/02/08(Sat)02:51 No. 1103462 ID: 4591f8
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You feel at the ground. It's cold, and dusty. You're not a geologist, so you can't be completely sure what the gravel is made of, but it's light and coarse like pumice. You don't think you're under the effects of the pheromones; they've never induced hallucinations in your experience, though you can't be sure.

MIDNASTER 2025/02/08(Sat)02:51 No. 1103463 ID: 4591f8
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[MAGNACURIA: ANALYZE] -> FAILED

None of your spells are working. In fact, the fabric of magic here seems to be absolutely stagnant. You haven't felt this mundane since before you learned magic.

MIDNASTER 2025/02/08(Sat)02:51 No. 1103464 ID: 4591f8
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You feel lost. You feel lonely. You wonder if you had just seen the last of Lune.

You've died before, once, in a safe environment, but that stuff requires a lot of set up to create a proverbial "save point," so that Kay could revive you without needing to recover your body. You hear tales of other witches who find thrill in mortal odds, but that's simply not your thing. In fact, it was such an unpleasant experience for you, you never killed a monster or enemy since.

You don't recall any sort of transitional period like this.

After you died the first time, Kay extended her studies on necromantic arts, just for you, and helped you through signing a bunch of pacts, the sum of which should allow you to be resurrected without consequence if your body is found.

Alas.

Your soul wanders the fog, hoping you'll find something. The world here is featureless and monotonous. The whole of you wishes that this is some hallucination or some limited in-between realm. You hold this hope close to your heart as you fly around.

MIDNASTER 2025/02/08(Sat)02:51 No. 1103465 ID: 4591f8
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After nearly an hour of cainite meandering, you hear a deep, raspy, androgynous voice.

???: MISSUS EAST. I HADN'T EXPECTED TO SEE YOU SO SOON.
> "...Death?"
???: A RELATIVE.

MIDNASTER 2025/02/08(Sat)02:52 No. 1103466 ID: 4591f8
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The figure steps through the foggy veil.

TAXES.
TAXES: APOLOGIES FOR THE WAIT.

A few thoughts run through your mind. You could choose a few to act on, consider the order, or suggest something else:
A) "What was that thing in my Inventory?"
B) "Where is this? Are you real?"
C) "What happened? Am I dead?"
D) "I'm not done with my form. Surely you could help me with 17."

Ask him for help with entry 17, something tells me he might know a thing or two about taxes

>>1103466
D. Also A.

A) "Because I think it murdered me. Can you move my corpse so I can be resurrected by my wife? I can't finish the taxes if I'm permanently dead."

D

C, A, D, preferably in that order. B is silly to ask. Real is relative. Though, asking where this is is actually a good question thinking about it.

>>1103469
This. But also D

D: Sinse you have somehow managed it, you might as well ask the inevitability of life how the Taxes gets done
But Also A: what even was that glitch creature

...Is this why the BONE FACTION has grueling taxes? The name already implicates a connection to Death so it makes sense their relative is here too

D

No one would know better.

MIDNASTER 2025/02/09(Sun)02:42 No. 1103526 ID: 4591f8
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TAXES: YOU HAVE DIED, MISSUS EAST. I WILL BE HANDLING YOUR CHECKPOINT TO THE AFTERLIFE. ACCORDING TO YOUR DEATH CERTIFICATE, YOU WERE "CRUSHED BY [YOUR] OWN BOOKCASE." USUAL ENOUGH. HOWEVER, YOUR LOCATION IS LISTED AS "POPPY." ISN'T THAT STRANGE?

That already answers one question you had. It's hard to find your name being your location of death as funny as it should be given the circumstance. You straighten your back as you engage in conversation with Taxes itself.

> "Taxes, may I ask a few questions first?"
TAXES: ?

MIDNASTER 2025/02/09(Sun)02:42 No. 1103527 ID: 4591f8
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1. Field number 17

> "What was field 17 on the tax return form? It was blank when I had it."
TAXES: DOES THIS MATTER? YOU ARE DEAD.
> "Well, I'd like to know, now that I'm here."
TAXES: IT SEEMS ABSURD OF ME TO LEAVE A FORMAL CRITEREON DEVOID OF DIRECTION.
Taxes manifests the tax form and scans it eyelessly. It cocks its head.
TAXES: THIS DOES SEEM TO BE THE CASE. I BELIEVE THIS TO BE THE ONTOLOGICAL TAMPERING OF SOME EXTERNAL FORCE. THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME KNOW. I WILL HAVE THIS RECTIFIED.
> "Thank you. Rectified? How?"
TAXES: BY SUNRISE I WILL UPDATE THE FORM.
> "Would this effect the form I already have filled?"
TAXES: NAY. THAT WOULD BE TAINTED BY YOUR HAND, WERE IT NOT ALREADY LOST. THE UNTOUCHED PAGES WOULD BE ALTERED UNANIMOUSLY.

If the god of Taxes didn't know, there is no way in Bone Hell that you would find out on your own. Even though it did not tell you, you feel as though you just made immense progress on the matter.

MIDNASTER 2025/02/09(Sun)02:42 No. 1103528 ID: 4591f8
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2. What was that thing?

> "When I-- hold on, can we get chairs, please?"

Two pillars of stone rise from the ground.

> "Thank you. When I opened my Inventory dimension, there was a strange creature. It was made of simple rigid geometric shapes. It resisted all of my identification magic as if I wasn't doing a thing."
TAXES: I PRESUME IT IS THE NATURAL DISLOYALTY OF THE MORTAL SENSES.
> "You're saying I made it up?"
TAXES: I SAY TELL YOUR PITEOUS HEART THERE'S NO HARM DONE.

You can tell that it's withholding information. You could press harder but you want to get your other questions in. You have priorities. Most importantly...

MIDNASTER 2025/02/09(Sun)02:42 No. 1103529 ID: 4591f8
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3. Move my corpse, please.

> "Could you move my corpse out of my Inventory so that I could be resurrected? I have the Curian, Mutian and Magnan necromantic pacts. Please."
TAXES: I DO HATE TO SEE SUCH A PATHETIC DEATH UPON A TALENTED WITCH IN HER PRIME. I HOPE YOU'LL AGREE. I'M FAMILIAR WITH THESE PACTS; THIS IS MY DUTY. WITH THESE PACTS, IN YOUR STATE, I MAY BRING YOU BACK WHERE THE THRESHOLD STOOD. AS TAXES, I CAN ALSO RETURN YOUR DOCUMENTS TO YOU IN THE PARTIAL STATE THAT YOU LEFT THEM. I WILL WARN YOU, HOWEVER, THAT, ALTHOUGH YOU WILL BE SOUND AND USUAL OF LOGICAL MIND AND BODY, YOU WILL LACK A FEELING SOUL. THERE WILL BE NO PLEASURE. NO PAIN. NO HATE. NO LOVE. YOUR PRECIOUS WIFE WILL AWAKEN TO A DIFFERENT PERSON THAN THE LIVELY ONE SHE LOVED.

That's not life. That's a special hell. That's a special terrible hell to make you as miserable as possible. That last sentence--it digs into your heart like a thousand nails. You don't want this! You don't want any of this!

MIDNASTER 2025/02/09(Sun)02:42 No. 1103530 ID: 4591f8
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TAXES: MAY I ADD--YOU HAD SHOWN ME AN ERROR IN MY CREATION, AND I DOUBT YOUR UNIQUENESS IN YOUR PLIGHT. I AM WILLING TO RETURN THE FAVOR, MOVE THESE OLD BONES AND PULL SOME STRINGS FOR YOU.

You lean forward.

TAXES: I COULD... EXPAND THE DEFINITION OF LINE 2 TO ENCOMPASS YOUR EMOTIONAL SOUL, AND, THEREBY, TRANSFER YOUR VEIAN LIFEFORCE ALONGSIDE YOUR TAX FORMS, RESTORING YOU TO EMOTIONAL WHOLENESS. UNDERSTAND I CANNOT GIVE THIS GRACE TO EVERYBODY. SINCE THIS PACT IS BOUND TO YOUR TAX STATUS, THE TERMS OF THIS PACT ARE SIMPLE: YOU MUST TURN IN YOUR TAXES ON TIME.

Taxes' words fill you with waves of intermingling relief and stress. On one hand, you have been given the divine grace of Taxes to continue your life. On the other hand, its condition will make tomorrow the most important day of your entire life.

You can handle it.

You may choose multiple and their order, or suggest your own action:
A) Press for information on the Thing. (What do you ask?)
B) Press for information on "ontological tampering" (What do you ask?)
C) Thank profusely.
D) Plead for an extension.

>>1103530
A. Say that it wasn't a hallucination because you had a premonition of your own death after talking to it. It's like it was trying to warn you, but you couldn't hear it directly? Also, you didn't mishandle your bookcase, which means something pushed it onto you. That means something is trying to stop you from doing your taxes, something related to the thing you saw. So, ask... who could have killed you?

Hmm, I wonder if Poppy will hear this:
Its name was ▒▎▋▒▓█▂▄. That means "Solstice".

C) but also, it sounds like we still need to fill in 17 even though it isn't supposed to be there? Can he tell us what it is, or is this task impossible from the start?

I don’t think Taxes know what The Thing was either. If it was supposed to be there, he would have said “IT IS BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION” or something like that. “YOU IMAGINED IT” implies that this could be a serious problem.

That.. sounds like you are missing a pact entirely: if you have a pact for everything but your "Veian" lifeforce... but that's assuming it was ever possible
A/B: I don't think your getting any direct information on these... but you can ask: Why, why was The Thing there? At you? Why the Tampering? was it anything you did?
Will there be other things trying to stop you doing the taxes?
And C, thank him deeply, he had no need to do this. For the god of taxes to be bending the rules, even if in response to other rules being bent by- someone else, can't be emotionally easy, even if it literally is as the god of taxes.

B

I think that if there's some supernatural entity messing with our tax forms, and our continued existence as ourself depends on filing our tax forms properly, we should know what we're up against. If the Thing is an agent of this force, then we should learn about it, in turn.

(Also C, this is a terrific boon for the spirit of Taxes to grant personally. Many of His terrestrial representatives would not be so kind.)

MIDNASTER 2025/02/21(Fri)01:27 No. 1104080 ID: 4591f8
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> "Thank you. That is terrific. Sounds like I missed a pact entirely. Is it alright if I ask for a couple more clarifications?"
TAXES: PERHAPS.
> "You mentioned something tampering with the taxes? What's that all about? How would that not get caught? ...Was it something I did? Why was that thing in my inventory? Also, if it wasn't the thingy, then what could have killed me?"
TAXES: THUS, ALL IT SAYS ON YOUR CERTIFICATE: A BOOKSHELF HAD TOPPLED UPON YOU AND YOUR CARAPACE CRUMPLED UNDER THE WEIGHT OF DOZENS OF TOMES.
> "I figured- but what could have knocked the shelf over?"
TAXES: IT MUST HAVE BEEN WEIGHED DOWN BY THE UNCOUNTABLE PAGES YOU OWN.
> "It was pretty stable. I doubt it."
TAXES: OTHERWISE, IT WAS AN INSTANCE OF CHAOTIC MAGIC, THEN. THOUGH, THAT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE, BECAUSE THAT IS PROHIBITED.
> "If... uh... hypothetically, I DID own chaotic magic stuff... I would scan everything for chaotic magic, then put it somewhere else, away from my sensitive information. I would never store anything in there if I don't know exactly what it does and how."
TAXES: PERHAPS YOU COULD TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK?
> "It might have been one of those 'thingies' that knocked it over."
TAXES: I PROMISE THAT YOU DESCRIBED THAT WHICH NEVER EXISTED. I REFUSE TO ENTERTAIN THAT WHICH DOES NOT EXIST.
> "Okay, then. If hypothetically, such a thing DID exist, what would I be up against?"
TAXES: ALAS, THIS IS SOMETHING I MAY DIVULGE NOT TO MORTALS. IF YOU WANT FURTHER INFORMATION ON THE MATTER, I BELIEVE THAT YOU HAVE A COLLEAGUE OF A DEMONIC SPIRITUAL NATURE.

You keep a mental note of this. You're suspecting a serious problem and definitely going to bring this up in the mortal world.

> "Are there any other developments or obstacles I should know about?"
TAXES: I AM LESS INTIMATE WITH THE TRIBULATIONS OF THE MORTAL PLANE THAN MY OWN.
(All you hear is "figure it out yourself")
> "...Is that an obstacle I should know about?"
TAXES: BONE HELL IF I KNOW.

MIDNASTER 2025/02/21(Fri)01:27 No. 1104081 ID: 4591f8
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> "If the empty line 17 is deprecated on my version of the form, how am I supposed to complete it?"
TAXES: LINE 17--YES. YOU CAN RETRIEVE A REVISED LEAFLET AT YOUR LOCAL LIBRARY. SIGN OUR PACT HERE. SEE YOU SOON.
Taxes extends its bony hands to you, presenting the contract.
> "Thank you so much. I'll do my best."

MIDNASTER 2025/02/21(Fri)01:27 No. 1104082 ID: 4591f8
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[MEANWHILE, A LITTLE BIT AGO]

YOU ARE NOW LUNE.

You are in a transient point of consciousness, between the waking world and the dream.

Dream of where?:
A) Academy
B) Clouds
C) Home
D) Trail

Trail. It's about the journey, not the destination.

B

It's always nice to dream of flying.

B) the puffyest. Perfect for taking a nap on

C: Where else is more worth dreaming of, but Home?

A, school dreams are interesting! I wanna know what academy is like.

A, school dreams are interesting! I wanna know what academy is like.

A. let's see what that's about

Clouds, who knows what you can see in them.

B, be the clouds!

MIDNASTER 2025/02/23(Sun)01:47 No. 1104140 ID: 4591f8
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Flying above the clouds.

Blue-purple sky.

MIDNASTER 2025/02/23(Sun)01:47 No. 1104141 ID: 4591f8
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Eclipse. A plume of smoke rises, like a flower.

The flower wilts.

MIDNASTER 2025/02/23(Sun)01:47 No. 1104142 ID: 4591f8
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Falling.

Poppy catches you.

MIDNASTER 2025/02/23(Sun)01:47 No. 1104143 ID: 4591f8
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Extra fuzzy, like a fuzzy pillow.

MIDNASTER 2025/02/23(Sun)01:47 No. 1104144 ID: 4591f8
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Jackson appears.

Jackson: Hey, Lune. Nice dream you got here. Very creative.
> "Oh, hey Jackson."

MIDNASTER 2025/02/23(Sun)01:47 No. 1104145 ID: 4591f8
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Jackson: Alright, serious talk. So I was jacking it, Jackson-style, you know? And then I hear a noise from the box where I keep the voodoo dolls of you guys. Remember those?
> "No? Oh, wait. Yeah."
Jackson: Anyways, I look inside to see that Poppy's voodoo doll had scrunched itself.
> "Scrunched?"
Jackson: Yeah. By, like, rows and rows of flat teeth, it looks like.
> "OH FUCK."
Jackson: Or a really heavy ladder, or something. You should wake up and check on Poppy. Please.
> "W-what do I do to wake up?"

MIDNASTER 2025/02/23(Sun)01:47 No. 1104146 ID: 4591f8
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Jackson: Hmmm...

MIDNASTER 2025/02/23(Sun)01:47 No. 1104147 ID: 4591f8
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BANG.

MIDNASTER 2025/02/23(Sun)01:47 No. 1104148 ID: 4591f8
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You are Lune the Chicken. You have just received a premonition, or some kind of vision, from your ambivalently friend-with-benefits Jackson the Goat, and now you are awake against your preference. As you muster yourself to reality, you begin to process the dire degree of the situation.

Poppy isn't where you last saw her. The financial documents she were occupied with last now litter the floor. Phones are down.

> "Poppyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!"

You pace anxiously. "Rows and rows of teeth," you remember. Fuck, why did he have to say it like that? You feel like retching. You knew that dealing with magic was risky, but dammit... Everything was perfect, and suddenly, to nobody's fault, it's all gone? It can't be... It's not fair.

MIDNASTER 2025/02/23(Sun)01:47 No. 1104149 ID: 4591f8
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> "...H-hello?"
There's also this thing.

You have a few options:
A) Poke n prod n analyze (How?)
- You have not touched it yet. You don't remember keeping anything like this near the house, but you could have forgotten.
B) Ignore it (Then what?)
- You still don't know if Jackson's doll just Did That, and Poppy's fine. She could be outside.
C) Establish communication (How?)
- It's not responding to speech. You don't know if it even understands you.
D) Contain/restrain it (How?)
- Its "feet" are clicking and clacking around but it's not fast.

B. Ignore it, go find Poppy.

Contain it with a wastebasket, weighed down by chairs. You abstract bastard you, you shan't get away this time.

>>1104149
D: Grab its spiky head thing and drag it around behind you.

Hold it up by its top spine until you're eye to eye and demand it explain itself. It must know where Poppy is.

D) Poppy got killed by something in your territory. This strange thing has appeared in your territory. The proper course of action is to restrain the prime suspect until you can give them a fair trial and sentencing.
(Your 'fair' trial, of course)

Poke it, what's it made of anyways? Glass? Ivory? Deallocated signifiers?

Woah, woah, poke it with a pen first! What if it’s made of something that disintegrates matter?

A

Just tap it on the side near the top. That round part looks kind of like a face. Is it making any sounds?

C: Ink and Paper! you definitly have paper, but if you don't have a ink-well you will need to break things with ink in them...
Or you could be sane and give it a keyboard and computer to type something
IF not this... then A: Analyse, you have some tech laying around to see if it messes with it, and a fair bit of necromancy, which to be fair would also let you poke around for Poppy's soul so you should use it ANYWAY, but also throw some at This/That, at LEAST see if it HAS a soul or is like, some sorta dungeon creature

ah wait Luna and Kay are different people, Poppy being DEAD is a good reason to cantact Kay at approximetly ASS O CLOCK

C. Smile and wave hello! See what it does in response.

MIDNASTER 2025/03/25(Tue)23:09 No. 1105414 ID: 4591f8
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You try to communicate before you try to restrain it.

> "Helloooo...? Where's Poppy?"
▒▎▋▒▓█▂▄: -to philosophical extensions of the "Four Kingdoms" model, but no such-
> "What? Four Kingdoms? We're in the BONE FACTION, I think, if that's what you mean. I don't remember the names of the others."
▒▎▋▒▓█▂▄: -magine every 5th unit is food for the dogs. The geometric-

...

MIDNASTER 2025/03/25(Tue)23:09 No. 1105415 ID: 4591f8
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After countless attempts at verbal, written, semantic, etc. communication, it seems to speak in words, but only to respond in fragments and non-sequitur phrases, none of which were helpful or meaningful to you. you have confined it to a cage of iron, reinforced by the magic of a council of mages,

MIDNASTER 2025/03/25(Tue)23:09 No. 1105416 ID: 4591f8
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...which is to say you trapped it under an overturned wastebasket and a couple of Poppy's books.

You're not sure how this works or what's really possible when Poppy's magic is involved. Poppy shows you magic all the time but your memory has been spotty lately. Anything could happen. You don't know. You don't know what's going on. You don't know what "Scrunched" really means. Just looking at this thing sends inexplicable unnerving shivers up your spine.
You would call Jackson but Poppy would be the magical means and your phone would be the non-magical means, and neither are available to you right now.

MIDNASTER 2025/03/25(Tue)23:09 No. 1105417 ID: 4591f8
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You don't believe it. It would be too sudden. It's simply not true. Poppy's strong! She wouldn't die doing something banal like TAXES. Maybe the voodoo doll just did that? Whatever happened, this thing was involved, somehow. You don't know how but it was.

It needs to pay.

IT NEEDS TO PAY.

▒▎▋▒▓█▂▄: -immortal? It dies." The intended joke was th-

Shed sledgehammer in hand, you muster all of your strength to lift its head above yours.

MIDNASTER 2025/03/25(Tue)23:09 No. 1105418 ID: 4591f8
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MIDNASTER 2025/03/25(Tue)23:09 No. 1105419 ID: 4591f8
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POPPY: "Hey Lune."

Choose any, combine, or none:
AS POPPY:
A) "I died and saw Taxes itself."
B) "I am going to die in 24 hours. Conditionally."
AS LUNE:
C) Hug wife.
D) Finish swing; smash it.

BD

Super C, and then B

C: you can smash it in like, 3 minutes when your done hugging your wife
A: maybe *don't* start off by telling your wife who, given the situation, thinks you died (you did) that you are going to die, that'll fuck her up SO bad!

>>1105419
B, C.
Please don't kill Solstice, it's innocent! Also, I think it read a bunch of books and is trying to communicate using sentence fragments. I'm not sure what method it's using, maybe it's like metaphors? Or we need to pick out only the bits that are relevant?
It was asked "where's poppy", and it started talking about *extensions* of the Four Kingdoms model, and then when asked for clarification it said something that seemed to make no sense but included "5th", so I think it was trying to say Poppy was in the Fifth Kingdom.

Well, now that it can give any communication at all, we should be able to ask yes/no questions, surely. Even if it can't use consistently chosen fragments, it should be reasonably clear from the contents if it's meant to mean yes or no. At the very least, we can tell it to stay silent if the answer to a question is "no".

Open with B, proceed to C. Lune needs to be a part of our plan.

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> "POPPY!"

You lunge at the bee, dropping the sledge to the wooden floor.

BONK!

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Poppy squeezes you hard.
> "Ah! Ahh! Chicken bones! Chicken bones!
Poppy: Oh-. Sorry.
> "Don't apologize! *Sniff* You're back!
Poppy: About that... I--uh might die in 24 hours.
> "HUH"

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A slew of turbulent emotions toss and tug inside you. You feel sick.
> "Wait, h-hold on! Don't say that! Nononononononononono-nooooooo!!!"
Poppy: It's okay! It's okay! Don't worry, we can handle this!

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Your vision is blurry but you feel Poppy's chitinous caress.
Poppy: Oh, dear. You've got the scent of stress all over you, honey.
> "What's gonna happen?..."
Poppy: Well, I died and met Taxes itself. It was gracious enough to give me a second chance at life, but it involved tying my life force to my taxes, which are due tomorrow night.
She glances at the clock. 12:05 AM.
Poppy: Oh. Tonight. Yeah; 24 hours. What did you do while I was gone?

Choose or order:
A) Discuss the thingy. Four kingdoms or something? Does that have to do with BONE FACTION?
B) Discuss [Poppy:Inventory] status. Surely, nothing important was lost...
C) Discuss taxes completion. What happens when it's completed on time?
D) "Your clothes are gone." (observation/...suggestion(?))

honestly Poppy probably got the scent of dead to wash off
A, I would assume Lune would like to know whether or not to smash the thing, and Poppy would probably like to know about it communicating
B: I also assume Lune would like to know why her Poppy, her grey flower, Died, so lets see the bookshelf and whatever damages it caused, if it smashed the file cabinet of more than files you would very much so like to not be surprised with this
...and if we are thinking about it, C: is it really too much to assume that the pact wont screw you over? What is Line 2? important to know since that is what the pact is attached too

B, then D.

come to think of it, the clothes are under the bookshelf, they are hadly a part of your body/soul after all

>>1105481
B. Your taxes are the first priority, so let's make progress on that, or at least take stock of what progress is left.
Then A. Something killed you, and it wasn't this thing because you put it outside before you died, BUT it's obviously related somehow to what happened. If something's trying to stop you from completing your taxes, you should try to figure out what it is so you have a better chance of defending yourself.

If you can't currently do anything important, then we can see about some D.

B) Okay Poppy, let's not check hammerspace until you figure out how to die in there without sealing yourself. Let Lune do it.

A and C.

C, a, b.

Taxes come first, because they're how we stay alive and happy. The thingy is weird and must be related to all this, so important to figure that out as a piece of the puzzle. The inventory situation is also probably related, especially to the thingy, given that that's where it first appeared, so I'd expect that to come up as a matter of course.

D is an incidental observation, which can be made at any point, but there's no point in dwelling on it right now.