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1102232 No. 1102232 ID: b57653

Your name is Speedrun. You are an autistic lesbian. You've just transferred to a new school even though you are an 18 year old in her senior year.

Because your name is Speedrun you are obsessed with speedrunning, and now that you're starting a new school you've decided to attempt your greatest speedrun challenge yet: romance!

Just remember: if you fail to score a highschool sweetheart in record time, you'll be alone forever!

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No. 1103927 ID: 63709c

Compliment her pretty hair
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No. 1103929 ID: cf3f73

Compliment her hair and how it matches her eyes.
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No. 1103930 ID: c5529d

Lean in closer and get a better view
closer than that
get up in her face
then compliment her hair, it reminds you of knuckles
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No. 1103931 ID: d30887

Mash your titties, QTE-style
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No. 1103932 ID: 856723

>>1103925
Hey you have a really hot tempered personality, you know who also has a hot tempered personality, Shadow the Hedgehog. Do you know who he is? He's really cool, you remind me of him because you look cool too. Shadow was a robot made by doctor Robotnik, not doctor eggman, and was best friends with Maria a little girl who was also one of Dr. Robotnik's grandkids. He was designed to be the perfect life form and that also reminds me of you because you are also perfect.
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No. 1103952 ID: c5529d

>>1103932
this too!
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No. 1103973 ID: 4c750c

We should probably apologize for the collisions earlier. Also make sure not to address Sunny by name until she introduces herself. Otherwise things might be a little weird.
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No. 1103975 ID: d58817

You should tell her that you're staring at her because she's the prettiest lesbian you've seen all day.
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No. 1103981 ID: 2f41db

>>1103932
This three!
Remember to wink.
Thats what makes words flirty.
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No. 1103984 ID: fe12b4

>>1103932
he wasn't a robot, he was a biologically engineered supersoldier project
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No. 1103985 ID: fe12b4

>>1103932
he wasn't a robot, he was a biologically engineered supersoldier project
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No. 1104129 ID: 5fa39a
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1104129

DAY 1 TIME 3:15:45

Speedrun: "Hey you have a really hot tempered personality, you know who also has a hot tempered personality, Shadow the Hedgehog. Do you know who he is? He's really cool, you remind me of him because you look cool too. Shadow was a bio engineered supersoldier project made by doctor Robotnik, not doctor Eggman, and was best friends with Maria a little girl who was also one of Dr. Robotnik's grandkids. He was designed to be the perfect life form and that also reminds me of you because you are also perfect."

Sunny: "Wh-what... what the heck are you talking about... why are you looking at me that way?? Who's Shadow? I've never even played Sonic Adventure 2!"
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No. 1104130 ID: 5fa39a
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1104130

Speedrun: "Hehe... oh Shadow. You're so dark and brooding. I can fix you..."

Sunny: "S-stupid! Get away from me you wierdo!"

Sunny blushes furiously and scoots her desk as far away as she can get (which is only a few inches because the wall is there).

Casey leans in and whispers in your ear.

Casey: "She's acting like she doesn't like you but actually you just scored a heart point! You'll need to score at least three heart points before she'll agree to go out with you.

For the rest of the class period, Sunny makes a point of showing how hard she's ignoring you. However, whenever she thinks you're not looking, she sneaks glances in your direction. When you catch her she blushes furiously and turns away with a "harrumph!"

Casey gives you the thumbs up and grins.
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No. 1104131 ID: 4c750c

> “I’ve never even played Sonic Adventure 2!”
Aha! She knows which game Shadow debuted in! She likes Sonic too! A common interest!
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No. 1104133 ID: 6c233e

>>1104131
ooh, good catch. methinks the lady doth protest too much. doodle some hot pictures of a lady shadow to pique her attention.
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No. 1104136 ID: 2f41db

>>1104131
Nice catch.

Ace attorney time.
OBJECTION!
We did not mention sonic adventure 2.
That reluctance to reveal a vulnerability like that makes you very cool.
And mysterious.
Just like Shadow.

But remind her you will never reveal her secret.
For it is hers alone to keep or share.
you are speedrun and you heart beats for justice.
Then hold her hand to your chest to show her it does indeed do that.
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No. 1104138 ID: d30887

you must speedrun school itself and graduate early damn the consequences
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No. 1104139 ID: c5529d

We need another heart point by giving her a gift. I agree with doodling her as a hot shadow
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No. 1104387 ID: a8f1d3
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1104387

DAY 1 TIME: 05:45:08

>Draw her as a hot lady Shadow the Hedgehog

Time to earn some more heart points!
You spend the next two hours drawing Sunny as a hot, sexy Shadow (okay, so it turns out mostly to be just a sexy lady version of Shadow, but you're sure Sunny will get the idea).

Casey: "Wow, Speedrun! You're so good at drawing! I'm totally gonna beat off to this!"

You slip the drawing through the vents in Sunny's locker. That second heart point is as good as yours.

No sooner have you dropped your awesome drawing into Sunny's locker than you sense the approach of someone behind you...
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No. 1104388 ID: a8f1d3
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1104388

???: "My my, what have we here? And what business would you two lovely ladies happen to have with my girlfriend's locker?"

Who is this mysterious figure?? And what does he mean by his girlfriend's locker?
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No. 1104390 ID: c5529d

He called you two lovely, which means he has some attraction to you and your best friend!

Excellent! try to hook him up with Casey so he can ditch Sunny! If he needs convincing, pull down Casey’s skirt to flash him as a compelling argument! Casey like tails won’t mind taking a hit for you to win

Then sunny will be yours!
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No. 1104417 ID: b26ce2

Well, it COULD be Eggman, but I think he should be Mephiles. It seems like those boyfriend rumors are true! Strike a cool pose, dramatically point at him, and state what you already know to be true. “Your girlfriend is GAY!”
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No. 1104419 ID: 047965

>>1104388
This. Git yo’ man Casey.
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No. 1104421 ID: 2f41db

>>1104388
Hold on.
Is... is this some rival lesbian attempting to beat your speedrun time?
Question her immediately!
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No. 1104423 ID: d58817

Fire with fire. We're dragging his girlfriend out of the closet so we can get with her, we need to drag him out of the closet so he can leave her.

You know what gay boys like? Dicks. Casey's got a fine dick. Pull Casey's skirt up so he can be awakened to his true nature, and realize that there's no future for him and Sunny together.
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No. 1104429 ID: 6c233e

This guy thinks he's Espio. Show him he's just a Charmy by letting Casey flirt with him.
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No. 1104445 ID: 9b76c6

What's that supposed to be, Instant Transmission? Tell him that Super Sonic beats SS Goku any day of the week.
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No. 1104446 ID: d30887

"Oh, you know. Your old biddy hired me to be your standard 'rival for affections'."
>What the heck does that mean
"Your family paid me to try to steal your girlfriend. And I'm gonna do it if you don't try harder to maintain your relationship. See, they want you to understand that as a prodigy, you're expected to pay back for all the investment and entitlement you've been given your whole life. If you can't hold a girlfriend with all your powers and money, then it means there's something very wrong with you and leaving it untreated could hurt your company in the long run. But for reals, you got a good girlfriend and imma make sure someone treats her right. Make sure it's you."
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No. 1104819 ID: 7d4577
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1104819

DAY 1 TIME: 5:45:52

>Pull Casey's skirt up and offer her as an alternative to Sunny

This boy looks pretty gay to you. Maybe all he needs is a big juicy dick to realize he's better off dating someone else.

Speedrun: "Why date Sunny when you can have all... THIS!"

In one swift movement, you duck down and yank up Casey's skirt to expose her *urgh* huge sausage.

The supersized skirt snake strains against the struggling fabric of Casey's too-tight pink panties like a huge banana in a tiny hammock.

Casey: "O-oh my, Speedrun-sama! When you handle me like that..."

Casey may be your very best friend and you'd stand by her through thick and thin forever and ever, but you still can't fathom how she can even bear to walk around with that thing. So gross!

???: "Delectable! Truly a magnificent specimen of womanhood. Of course I'll date her!"

Cha-ching! This speedrun is going to get done faster than Sonic at a chili-dog eating contest!

Speedrun: "So you'll break up with Sunny?"

???: "Break up? Why would I do that?"

Speedrun: "B-but..."
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No. 1104820 ID: 7d4577
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1104820

???: "Why would I break up with Sunny when I could just date them both?"

Speedrun and Casey: "Date BOTH??"

???: "Of course! I'll date both Sunny and Casey, and you, too, butterball! I'll date all the romantic options at this school! After all, isn't that my destiny?"
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No. 1104823 ID: 96f8b9

polyamorous relationship Could work, but you’re lesbian, and not attracted to him. Is sunny into polyamorous relationships?

Propose a date with you sunny Casey and ??? And during the date, try to win Sunny’s heart, and try to get her to dump ???

Don’t bother learning his name, that will be more dialogue to sit through to learn his name
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No. 1104824 ID: 4c750c

Oh shoot! The final boss is *another* quest protagonist? We might need to pivot then. He’s not gonna break up with Sunny until she comes out. So our best bet is to expedite that process instead of wasting any time on this guy.
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No. 1104825 ID: d30887

Facepalm, walk off, cut your losses. You don't need to give yourself an aneurysm trying to understand what the hell just happened, look for another girl tomorrow.
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No. 1104826 ID: 6c233e

Oh, well then as Syndrome would say, if everyone is dating you, no one is dating you. So you're free to date Sunny.

You should let her know the good news. Check on the school wiki to see where she'll be at this time of day.
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No. 1104827 ID: 933858

>>1104820
Sooo… that means we’re cool to date Sunny then? As for you dude…

You know… okay let’s work with this. Let’s get this guy so focused on dating us that he won’t have time to focus on Sunny.
“Well I would be interested in you, but you’re too manly for my tastes.”

We’re gonna give this guy a Herculean task of becoming more woman like to the point where he’s gonna be so focused on speed running us to join his harem, that he’ll forget to speed run Sunny
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No. 1104831 ID: 2f41db

>>1104820
Look around for the fourth person called butterball.
She may be a lesbian too.
He couldnt have meant you.
You are speedrun.
Four girls at once!
This schlong owner is voracious!
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No. 1104832 ID: 2f41db

Hang on.

What will shado-sunny! I mean sunny.
What will sunny make of this?
She...
Ghn.
She shouldnt be a sidequest.
Not to a protag like this.
She deserves to be a mainline quest!
With unique mechanics and fully rendered cutscenes.
With
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No. 1105207 ID: 867617
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1105207

DAY 1 TIME 5:47:10

>Look around for the fourth person called butterball.

"Butterball?" Who's he talking about?

You look around and see there is nobody else in the vicinity.

Speedrun: "..."

Speedrun: "My name is Speedrun."
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No. 1105208 ID: 867617
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1105208

???: "Oh dear. I seem to have chosen the wrong dialogue option. Your brain is too dummy thicc to respond to negging like a normal person. I would have done better to start our conversation by introducing myself instead..."

Speedrun: "Actually I'm in kind of a hurry—"

???: "Of course you are. Your name is Speedrun. It's your destiny to be in a hurry. I fully understand, because you see, I also have a name steeped in the heady tea of destiny..."

>Do NOT learn his name

Speedrun: "You don't need to—"

???: "It is my destiny to build the ultimate harem, because my name..."
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No. 1105209 ID: 867617
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1105209

???: "Is Golden Ending!"

You awkwardly start to edge away toward the door. The boy steps forward to follow you.

Golden Ending: "Do you see now, Speedrun? All the girls in this school—all the girls in the world belonmg to me, and only me, forever!"

Golden Ending: "I may not have won your heart today, but somewhere out there is the perfect dialogue tree, the exact right combination of words and circumstances that will win your heart and make you love me. I will find those words, and you will be MINE!"

Oh no! This is terrible! Whatsisname's stupid unskippable cutscene is totally blowing your time!

DAY 1 TIME 5:52:30
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No. 1105210 ID: 6a1849

Tell him that's a fine name, but you aren't into watersports (with a dick) so bye. Find an x to press to skip this cutscene.
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No. 1105216 ID: 047965

>>1105209
Unskippable cutscene? Doubt it. Kick this douche in the balls. That skips most cutscenes.
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No. 1105217 ID: 9b76c6

Well, it's good to know that he's not actually Sunny's bf, but simply delusional.

Anyway, I wonder if there's some sort of a phrase that you could utter to get rid of him. Something that would make him cringe hard, like "red flag", that a galge guys find shocking.
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No. 1105222 ID: d30887

Abort abort abort narcissist alert
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No. 1105234 ID: c5529d

Tell him that completionists have no life, all about getting games finished quick for a rush of fun so you can get back to the things that really matter in life, like playing Sonic!
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No. 1105236 ID: dfa46e

Inform him that he'll have to do the gender reassignment sequence to unlock your route.
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No. 1105258 ID: 2f41db

>>1105209
Poor butterball must be somewhere else.
Probably best she doesnt see this.

Hold on.
You need to deflate this potential rival.
Scan for vulnerabilities...
Beepbeepbeep.
There!
Target pride for a critical hit.
Turn to your best buddy and ask;
"Golden end? Isnt that when people pee on each other?"
I mean, it does sound like it.
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No. 1105259 ID: d58817

Completionism is the stuff of life! If you don't have all 180 emblems, have youreally played Sonic Adventure 2? Getting all of the in-game unlockables is only the start of your relationship with a game, introducing you to everything it has to offer. Then, you can start the challenge runs.

But like we said, we're in a hurry. We know this tech; boob honk unlocks cutscene skip. Grab Casey's chest.
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No. 1105309 ID: 033885

Just leave
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No. 1105318 ID: 4c750c

Inform him that the sequence of words he’s talking about includes the phrase “I’ve suddenly transformed myself into a woman! With a vagina!”
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