Try not to shit your pants any% run since apparently asking questions without your gaydar best friend won't happen.

So act oblivious and maybe say something like "there are cool girls at this school????"

"Ah but you see, I'm not a dork, for I am a speedrunner."

It looks like you need a special item to pass into this area. Try offering your items to this guardian.

retcon reality so that you had gigantic boobs all along

Okay wow, this is like, near impossible without Casey. We should definitely look for her after this encounter. As for this encounter, the obvious choice here is to respond with the observation that the green haired girl’s boobs are pretty big too. What does she classify as too big, exactly?

U-Uppies?

Okay lets be real you gotta hit on that even if its maybe not a lesbian because what if it is?

>>1103025
Woah.
Hang on.
Your mom thinks youre cool.
Youre in the right place!

>>1103025
Then why are you here? You are huge, and tits.

We already know this technique: boob honk activates dialogue skip.

(1/3) Apples 2025/02/02(Sun)13:31 No. 1103166 ID: a4f810
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DAY 1 TIME 01:20:25

>Spindash

Gotta go fast! You curl up into a ball and rev yourself up to maximum speed!

(2/3) Apples 2025/02/02(Sun)13:31 No. 1103167 ID: a4f810
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... Unfortunately it turns out it's much harder than it looks to spin at high speeds while remaining anchored to the same spot on the ground. Instead of charging up for a huge speed boost, you end up doing a sort of awkward forward somersault.

Green-Haired Girl: "..."

Speedrun: "My mom thinks I'm cool!"

(3/3) Apples 2025/02/02(Sun)13:31 No. 1103168 ID: a4f810
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Green-Haired Girl: "Pffft! Nice panties, dork!"

Speedrun: "Thank you."

The green-haired girl arches a sardonic eyebrow.

Green-Haired Girl: "Listen, titty monster, only the coolest girls in school are allowed to use this bathroom. If you become cool, I'll let you in. Until then, you stick to the second floor bathroom with the other dorks and fatasses, comprende?"

Ask what she did to become cool. Then just speedrun that.

>>1103168

Oh yeah, we're very cool, we do a lot of drugs of all sorts all the time.

Ask her to show you her cool panties.

Yay! She likes our panties! Great start! So we gotta be considered cool. Sounds like we gotta keep that in mind for tomorrow. Sunglasses might be on the docket for a purchase later. Find out Green Haired Girl’s name please! If we’re still committing to bathroom skip then we should go to the upstairs bathroom like Green Haired Girl said. But honestly, Casey is probably in class, so if we want her help, we might wanna consider doing bathroom skip skip to wrongwarp back to class.

>>1103171
This

>>1103168
Skill points spent in cool must have combos with dating skilltree.
There may be some value in becoming cool.
We havent time to buildcraft the optimal skillspread though.
Ask green haired ogress what she thinks is cool, then acquire items to acheive that.
Remember to skip dialogue if you get the gist of the sidequest before she finishes.

>>1103188
once you get the gist of it, in order to dialogue skip, think of something that will have her uppercut you into the air, and land to our next destination in seconds. Sometimes, speedrunning requires taking damage.

Maybe just walk in the cool bathroom while she's busy talking, and once she realizes what you're doing, she'll launch you to your destination.

>>1103168
Are we talking fashion cool, attitude cool, popularity cool, or sonic cool?

You know what's cool? You're in perfect position to cunt-punt her.
Violence is the only thing bullies respect, after all.

I like the idea of the damage boost. But remember, in "real life," there are no I-frames! We need to rely on the purest sense of "damage boost," the burst of movement that happens when you get hit. If you can tempt her out from her alcove (maybe by offering to give her your cool panties? She'd probably think that's cool), and get between her and the bathroom entrance, you might be able to get her to hit you and clip you into the bathroom earlier than intended, before completing the sidequest.

(1/2) Apples 2025/02/07(Fri)21:14 No. 1103455 ID: 6693a9
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DAY 1 TIME 01:22:00

>Damage boost

You decide to expedite your retreat by attempting to provoke the green-haired girl into attacking you for a damage-based speed boost.

You try to push past her into the cool-girl's bathroom.

Green-Haired Girl: "Your big boobs muffling your ears or sumthin' dweeb? I said get lost!"

The green-haired girl boots your right on your fat behind!

It was slightly faster than walking those few feet you guess.

(2/2) Apples 2025/02/07(Fri)21:14 No. 1103456 ID: 6693a9
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DAY 1 TIME 01:24:19

You hurry upstairs as fast as you can and barge your way into the second floor bathroom.

Casey: "Sepeedrun! Hiiii!! It's me! Your friend Casey! Did you know you just crashed into the futanari bathroom?"

Several pairs of hungry eyes turn in your direction.

Other Futas: "Tittiiiies..."

You may need to talk to someone about all these highly specialised bathrooms. Sometimes a girl just needs to pee, ya know?

More pressing question: does a girl having a penis disqualify her from your goal conditions? Otherwise get your Tails to point you to some of the people here

Well, any port in a storm. Dodge roll into a stall to hide until they lose agro.

Speed dating time

>>1102236
> Not into dick
Thou forgettest too easily! Best we can do is let Casey know to meet us outside and wait there. Thank heavens we found her! Gaydar restored!

>>1103458
Remember to keep defensive stances up, we don't have a shield so if we can get into the stall to pee we can use the door as our shield. Remember to take advantage of I-Frames.

t r a n s c e n d

>>1103456
Good old informative tails.
Always ready to exposition whenever whatever and wherever.
Hurry with your tank drainage!
We have lesbians to track!

>>1103456
If the other girls try to mess with us, offer to wingman for them with our unmatched knowledge of speedrun-related trivia (aka droning on and on until everybody is bored to tears)

(1/2) Apples 2025/02/15(Sat)20:59 No. 1103817 ID: d51ca6
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>Does a girl with a penis disqualify her from your goal conditions?

Absolutely! You've made it pretty clear you're not into dicks. Dicks aren't sexy and are actually a little bit gross. You don't even like looking at drawings of them!

>Dodge roll into a stall to hide until they lose agro.

No time to wonder how Casey was able to go use the bathroom when earlier the teacher made it clear there was only one hall pass, you've got to move!

Before any of the extremely horny girls can cut off your escape, you tuck yourself into a ball and dodge roll into the nearest open stall where you hurriedly close and lock the door.

(2/2) Apples 2025/02/15(Sat)20:59 No. 1103818 ID: d51ca6
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DAY 1 TIME 1:24:24

>Gaydar restored

Utilizing a conveniently-placed hole in the wall of your sanctum, you tell Casey about everything that happened over the past 33 minutes, and asking Casey to collect intel on the three girls you encountered.

DAY 1 TIME 2:01:02

It's over half an hour before Casey returns with the information she's gathered.

Casey: Speedrun it's me, Casey! Your best friend! I took off my glasses so that you'll look all blurry just in case you're naked in there.

Speedrun: I'm fully clothed.

Casey: This is what I found out on the girls you asked me about:

Clarice from the nurse's office is a lesbian. Age 18. She'll definitely go out with you (whether you want her to or not) but she's a total psycho. If you show her any affection, she will fixate on you to an unhealthy degree.

The girl with the red hair you buttslammed in the hall is named Sunny. Age 18. She's also a lesbian, but she's deep in the closet. In order to date her, you'll first have to get her to admit to herself that she's gay. Also I heard she has a boyfriend so you'll have to deal with him at some point.

The girl with the green hair is named Green Snake. Age 21. She's bisexual, but only dates cool people. In order to date her, you'll first have to prove to her that you're cool.

Each girl has advantages and disadvantages that will affect your run so choose wisely! I recommend going after Green Snake because you're obviously the coolest person in school!

Picking a girl will lock out all your other romance options and commence the courtship phase. If you want to try and draw a new girl it will cost you a day.

Go after Sunny. Clearly there's a progress flag that is triggered after defeating the boyfriend. So just find a way to cheese his defeat and you should be able to skip straight to romance

Clarice and Green Snake are clearly out, but Sunny might be hard mode. Can we just keep looking for better prospects?

Clarice will obviously be the fastest to any% date. This is what you wanted!

Green Snake is our missing knuckles for the trio. go for her.

but then again, consider giraffe girl, she has a girlfriend, but if we can get them to break up, without Giraffe girl knowing it was you, she'll be all yours.

You are cool! Just need to do something cool fast and you'll have Green Snake in the bag. and the sack~

Well, are you going for any% or for the good ending?
any% is Clarice, good ending is Sunny.

I think true ending% is the way to go, which rules out Clarice. Clarice might be more of an obstacle than anything else. I personally think Sunny’s route sounds interesting~ But I’m also intrigued by Green Snake. Both routes seem to have interesting options for timesave. We still haven’t tried the gaydar range increase thing though. If we end up making our choice here and now, maybe Yuri/Vector can help us some other way? My overall vote is for Sunny

Theyre right.
If any% is goal go with crazy clarice.

I like green snake and she has seen our panties which is technically first base. And she thought they were nice.
If we go for her wed have to be her kind of cool
That means stepping away from the cool blue dude and going somewhere darker.
We'll have to channel our inner Shadow.
For that we need a bije, a leather jacket and a gun.

Sunny is sweet but very angry at... things.
A lot of unknowns but theres something about her...
If we go with sunny we have to immediately show her our panties to get her percentage complete equal to green dragon so we save time.
Then we'd have to be seductive.
Super seductive.
Sexy even.
Theres only one spirit we can channel for that...
Big the ca- wait, no.
Rouge.
Bring out our inner bat.

>>1103847
>bije = bike. Curse my stubby fingers.

Gotta go fast. Get Clarice in the bag. Maybe you can clock a new record for breakup% later, but Clarice is maybe your one shot at getting run in by the end of the day.

>>1103818
This depends on what kind of speedrun we are going for. Do we want the speediest speedrun? If so, go for Clarice. Do we want to speedrun the true ending? Go for Sunny. We don't speedrun mid-tier endings in this economy, so Green Snake is off the table.

(1/2) Apples 2025/02/17(Mon)12:41 No. 1103921 ID: 7b7513
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This is and any% speedrun... and you seriously consider going with Clarice, but ultimately you decide it's probably safer in the long run to go with Sunny. (this isn't just a mission to get laid, you're trying to acquire a sweetheart here after all. If you're planning to ditch her beofre you even go out, is she even a sweetheart in the first place?)

It's time to channel your inner Rouge the Bat and become a master theif to steal away Sunny's heart!

(2/2) Apples 2025/02/17(Mon)12:41 No. 1103922 ID: 7b7513
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DAY 1 TIME 3:15:00

It's third period before you encounter Sunny again. Turns out she's in your algebra class. You and Casey decide to discreetly surveil her as you prepare to make your move.

Sunny: "What the hell are you staring at me for, freak??"

Uh oh! You've been spotted! Sunny's keen senses somehow picked up on your subtle glances in her direction. What do you do??

I am looking, respectfully.

Tell her she's cute! You like her hair.

Compliment her pretty hair

Compliment her hair and how it matches her eyes.

Lean in closer and get a better view
closer than that
get up in her face
then compliment her hair, it reminds you of knuckles

Mash your titties, QTE-style

>>1103925
Hey you have a really hot tempered personality, you know who also has a hot tempered personality, Shadow the Hedgehog. Do you know who he is? He's really cool, you remind me of him because you look cool too. Shadow was a robot made by doctor Robotnik, not doctor eggman, and was best friends with Maria a little girl who was also one of Dr. Robotnik's grandkids. He was designed to be the perfect life form and that also reminds me of you because you are also perfect.

>>1103932
this too!

We should probably apologize for the collisions earlier. Also make sure not to address Sunny by name until she introduces herself. Otherwise things might be a little weird.

You should tell her that you're staring at her because she's the prettiest lesbian you've seen all day.

>>1103932
This three!
Remember to wink.
Thats what makes words flirty.

>>1103932
he wasn't a robot, he was a biologically engineered supersoldier project

>>1103932
he wasn't a robot, he was a biologically engineered supersoldier project

(1/2) Apples 2025/02/22(Sat)19:42 No. 1104129 ID: 5fa39a
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DAY 1 TIME 3:15:45

Speedrun: "Hey you have a really hot tempered personality, you know who also has a hot tempered personality, Shadow the Hedgehog. Do you know who he is? He's really cool, you remind me of him because you look cool too. Shadow was a bio engineered supersoldier project made by doctor Robotnik, not doctor Eggman, and was best friends with Maria a little girl who was also one of Dr. Robotnik's grandkids. He was designed to be the perfect life form and that also reminds me of you because you are also perfect."

Sunny: "Wh-what... what the heck are you talking about... why are you looking at me that way?? Who's Shadow? I've never even played Sonic Adventure 2!"

(2/2) Apples 2025/02/22(Sat)19:43 No. 1104130 ID: 5fa39a
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Speedrun: "Hehe... oh Shadow. You're so dark and brooding. I can fix you..."

Sunny: "S-stupid! Get away from me you wierdo!"

Sunny blushes furiously and scoots her desk as far away as she can get (which is only a few inches because the wall is there).

Casey leans in and whispers in your ear.

Casey: "She's acting like she doesn't like you but actually you just scored a heart point! You'll need to score at least three heart points before she'll agree to go out with you.

For the rest of the class period, Sunny makes a point of showing how hard she's ignoring you. However, whenever she thinks you're not looking, she sneaks glances in your direction. When you catch her she blushes furiously and turns away with a "harrumph!"

Casey gives you the thumbs up and grins.

> “I’ve never even played Sonic Adventure 2!”
Aha! She knows which game Shadow debuted in! She likes Sonic too! A common interest!

>>1104131
ooh, good catch. methinks the lady doth protest too much. doodle some hot pictures of a lady shadow to pique her attention.

>>1104131
Nice catch.

Ace attorney time.
OBJECTION!
We did not mention sonic adventure 2.
That reluctance to reveal a vulnerability like that makes you very cool.
And mysterious.
Just like Shadow.

But remind her you will never reveal her secret.
For it is hers alone to keep or share.
you are speedrun and you heart beats for justice.
Then hold her hand to your chest to show her it does indeed do that.

you must speedrun school itself and graduate early damn the consequences

We need another heart point by giving her a gift. I agree with doodling her as a hot shadow

(1/2) Apples 2025/03/02(Sun)14:26 No. 1104387 ID: a8f1d3
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DAY 1 TIME: 05:45:08

>Draw her as a hot lady Shadow the Hedgehog

Time to earn some more heart points!
You spend the next two hours drawing Sunny as a hot, sexy Shadow (okay, so it turns out mostly to be just a sexy lady version of Shadow, but you're sure Sunny will get the idea).

Casey: "Wow, Speedrun! You're so good at drawing! I'm totally gonna beat off to this!"

You slip the drawing through the vents in Sunny's locker. That second heart point is as good as yours.

No sooner have you dropped your awesome drawing into Sunny's locker than you sense the approach of someone behind you...

(2/2) Apples 2025/03/02(Sun)14:27 No. 1104388 ID: a8f1d3
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???: "My my, what have we here? And what business would you two lovely ladies happen to have with my girlfriend's locker?"

Who is this mysterious figure?? And what does he mean by his girlfriend's locker?

He called you two lovely, which means he has some attraction to you and your best friend!

Excellent! try to hook him up with Casey so he can ditch Sunny! If he needs convincing, pull down Casey’s skirt to flash him as a compelling argument! Casey like tails won’t mind taking a hit for you to win

Then sunny will be yours!

Well, it COULD be Eggman, but I think he should be Mephiles. It seems like those boyfriend rumors are true! Strike a cool pose, dramatically point at him, and state what you already know to be true. “Your girlfriend is GAY!”

>>1104388
This. Git yo’ man Casey.

>>1104388
Hold on.
Is... is this some rival lesbian attempting to beat your speedrun time?
Question her immediately!

Fire with fire. We're dragging his girlfriend out of the closet so we can get with her, we need to drag him out of the closet so he can leave her.

You know what gay boys like? Dicks. Casey's got a fine dick. Pull Casey's skirt up so he can be awakened to his true nature, and realize that there's no future for him and Sunny together.

This guy thinks he's Espio. Show him he's just a Charmy by letting Casey flirt with him.

What's that supposed to be, Instant Transmission? Tell him that Super Sonic beats SS Goku any day of the week.

"Oh, you know. Your old biddy hired me to be your standard 'rival for affections'."
>What the heck does that mean
"Your family paid me to try to steal your girlfriend. And I'm gonna do it if you don't try harder to maintain your relationship. See, they want you to understand that as a prodigy, you're expected to pay back for all the investment and entitlement you've been given your whole life. If you can't hold a girlfriend with all your powers and money, then it means there's something very wrong with you and leaving it untreated could hurt your company in the long run. But for reals, you got a good girlfriend and imma make sure someone treats her right. Make sure it's you."

(1/2) Apples 2025/03/11(Tue)19:19 No. 1104819 ID: 7d4577
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DAY 1 TIME: 5:45:52

>Pull Casey's skirt up and offer her as an alternative to Sunny

This boy looks pretty gay to you. Maybe all he needs is a big juicy dick to realize he's better off dating someone else.

Speedrun: "Why date Sunny when you can have all... THIS!"

In one swift movement, you duck down and yank up Casey's skirt to expose her *urgh* huge sausage.

The supersized skirt snake strains against the struggling fabric of Casey's too-tight pink panties like a huge banana in a tiny hammock.

Casey: "O-oh my, Speedrun-sama! When you handle me like that..."

Casey may be your very best friend and you'd stand by her through thick and thin forever and ever, but you still can't fathom how she can even bear to walk around with that thing. So gross!

???: "Delectable! Truly a magnificent specimen of womanhood. Of course I'll date her!"

Cha-ching! This speedrun is going to get done faster than Sonic at a chili-dog eating contest!

Speedrun: "So you'll break up with Sunny?"

???: "Break up? Why would I do that?"

Speedrun: "B-but..."

(2/2) Apples 2025/03/11(Tue)19:19 No. 1104820 ID: 7d4577
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???: "Why would I break up with Sunny when I could just date them both?"

Speedrun and Casey: "Date BOTH??"

???: "Of course! I'll date both Sunny and Casey, and you, too, butterball! I'll date all the romantic options at this school! After all, isn't that my destiny?"

polyamorous relationship Could work, but you’re lesbian, and not attracted to him. Is sunny into polyamorous relationships?

Propose a date with you sunny Casey and ??? And during the date, try to win Sunny’s heart, and try to get her to dump ???

Don’t bother learning his name, that will be more dialogue to sit through to learn his name

Oh shoot! The final boss is *another* quest protagonist? We might need to pivot then. He’s not gonna break up with Sunny until she comes out. So our best bet is to expedite that process instead of wasting any time on this guy.

Facepalm, walk off, cut your losses. You don't need to give yourself an aneurysm trying to understand what the hell just happened, look for another girl tomorrow.

Oh, well then as Syndrome would say, if everyone is dating you, no one is dating you. So you're free to date Sunny.

You should let her know the good news. Check on the school wiki to see where she'll be at this time of day.

>>1104820
Sooo… that means we’re cool to date Sunny then? As for you dude…

You know… okay let’s work with this. Let’s get this guy so focused on dating us that he won’t have time to focus on Sunny.
“Well I would be interested in you, but you’re too manly for my tastes.”

We’re gonna give this guy a Herculean task of becoming more woman like to the point where he’s gonna be so focused on speed running us to join his harem, that he’ll forget to speed run Sunny

>>1104820
Look around for the fourth person called butterball.
She may be a lesbian too.
He couldnt have meant you.
You are speedrun.
Four girls at once!
This schlong owner is voracious!

Hang on.

What will shado-sunny! I mean sunny.
What will sunny make of this?
She...
Ghn.
She shouldnt be a sidequest.
Not to a protag like this.
She deserves to be a mainline quest!
With unique mechanics and fully rendered cutscenes.
With

(1/3) Apples 2025/03/22(Sat)08:42 No. 1105207 ID: 867617
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DAY 1 TIME 5:47:10

>Look around for the fourth person called butterball.

"Butterball?" Who's he talking about?

You look around and see there is nobody else in the vicinity.

Speedrun: "..."

Speedrun: "My name is Speedrun."

(2/3) Apples 2025/03/22(Sat)08:42 No. 1105208 ID: 867617
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???: "Oh dear. I seem to have chosen the wrong dialogue option. Your brain is too dummy thicc to respond to negging like a normal person. I would have done better to start our conversation by introducing myself instead..."

Speedrun: "Actually I'm in kind of a hurry—"

???: "Of course you are. Your name is Speedrun. It's your destiny to be in a hurry. I fully understand, because you see, I also have a name steeped in the heady tea of destiny..."

>Do NOT learn his name

Speedrun: "You don't need to—"

???: "It is my destiny to build the ultimate harem, because my name..."

(3/3) Apples 2025/03/22(Sat)08:42 No. 1105209 ID: 867617
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???: "Is Golden Ending!"

You awkwardly start to edge away toward the door. The boy steps forward to follow you.

Golden Ending: "Do you see now, Speedrun? All the girls in this school—all the girls in the world belonmg to me, and only me, forever!"

Golden Ending: "I may not have won your heart today, but somewhere out there is the perfect dialogue tree, the exact right combination of words and circumstances that will win your heart and make you love me. I will find those words, and you will be MINE!"

Oh no! This is terrible! Whatsisname's stupid unskippable cutscene is totally blowing your time!

DAY 1 TIME 5:52:30

Tell him that's a fine name, but you aren't into watersports (with a dick) so bye. Find an x to press to skip this cutscene.

>>1105209
Unskippable cutscene? Doubt it. Kick this douche in the balls. That skips most cutscenes.

Well, it's good to know that he's not actually Sunny's bf, but simply delusional.

Anyway, I wonder if there's some sort of a phrase that you could utter to get rid of him. Something that would make him cringe hard, like "red flag", that a galge guys find shocking.

Abort abort abort narcissist alert

Tell him that completionists have no life, all about getting games finished quick for a rush of fun so you can get back to the things that really matter in life, like playing Sonic!

Inform him that he'll have to do the gender reassignment sequence to unlock your route.

>>1105209
Poor butterball must be somewhere else.
Probably best she doesnt see this.

Hold on.
You need to deflate this potential rival.
Scan for vulnerabilities...
Beepbeepbeep.
There!
Target pride for a critical hit.
Turn to your best buddy and ask;
"Golden end? Isnt that when people pee on each other?"
I mean, it does sound like it.

Completionism is the stuff of life! If you don't have all 180 emblems, have youreally played Sonic Adventure 2? Getting all of the in-game unlockables is only the start of your relationship with a game, introducing you to everything it has to offer. Then, you can start the challenge runs.

But like we said, we're in a hurry. We know this tech; boob honk unlocks cutscene skip. Grab Casey's chest.

Just leave

Inform him that the sequence of words he’s talking about includes the phrase “I’ve suddenly transformed myself into a woman! With a vagina!”