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1093931 No. 1093931 ID: 9f8647

A brief prequel to Lazy Fairy where nothing important happens.

Lazy Wiki: https://questden.org/wiki/Lazy_Fairy

Art & Writing by Donut: https://questden.org/wiki/Donut
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No. 1097432 ID: c5529d

You don't have to worry about babysitting Ellie, just think logically: tell Ellie if she doesn't drink alcohol, she can't get drunk! just drink non-alcoholic beverages, simple!

plus, doesn't it take like, a whole lot for a fairy to be drunk? Ellie will be fine on her own as long as she is responsible, and she is like, the most responsible fairy you know.
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No. 1097433 ID: c5529d

also, if Ellie is worried about how she's dress, simply say that everyone is dressed in a toga. you know the expression: "when in Rome" or at least whatever this world's equivalent of Rome is
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No. 1097435 ID: 1e6eb2

No fun AND all the blame if something goes wrong? Pass.

If she's worried about getting too drunk, then she should drink in moderation or not at all. If she doesn't think her toga is sturdy enough, then she should get a sturdier one! And if it gets caught on something, THEN DETACH IT FROM WHATEVER IT'S CAUGHT ON!

This isn't Fairy Kindergarten, it's Fairy College. If she can't handle keeping her clothes on and not drinking herself stupid, then she needs to start learning fast.
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No. 1097437 ID: c5529d

If Ellie still complains after all those points, mention she can also wear something underneath the toga too, it's no big deal really.

IF we have to watch Ellie, tell Landi she has to help you. there's no way she's getting away from this.
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No. 1097438 ID: 9f8647

Sometimes, sisterhood means sacrifice. Protecc the Ellie! Make sure she doesn't have a bad time, that way she'll be better off for future parties.

You can be a bodyguard, Vivi. You've trained so hard!
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No. 1097439 ID: a7a180

Parry that. What a great idea, Landi! Thanks for volunteering yourself!
(Really, it's Ellie who'll be babysitting her - and both will be better off for it.)
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No. 1097445 ID: 71143c

>>1097431

PROTECC FAIRY
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No. 1097446 ID: 809e5e

Protect that fairy!
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No. 1097458 ID: 355e44

Protect that nerd
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No. 1097468 ID: 4c750c

Maybe for just a moment, Vivi might see this as an opportunity for body guard practice, but I also think that Vivi really wants to have fun at this party. There’s an easy way to resolve this conflict of interests! Bodyguard services come at a price. Ellie must reveal her mysterious purchase in order to receive body guard services. If Ellie is brave, and reveals her (probably embarrassing) secret, you’ll have enough respect for her to be at least kind of ok with making sure she enjoys the party safely. If Ellie is a COWARD and keeps quiet, you shall refuse her your services and make merry some other way while Ellie gets into lewd shenanigans. (Which you’ll probably have to save her from anyways. I guess the main difference is you won’t be actively preventing any incidents. You’ll still have to assist should anything *actually* happen.)
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No. 1097472 ID: 2f41db

>>1097431
To guard the life and dignity of another is the most honourable calling a warrior can recieve.

Protect her.
It'll be a kind of fun in its own right.

Say, you know what else?
You could adjust your costume a bit.
Helmet.
Light Armour.
All styled to look toga era.
Go full praetorian guard for your noble lady.
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No. 1097490 ID: c5529d

I just realized: if we protect Ellie, we might get a chance to see what potion she bought that she is too embarressed to have us know about

Changing vote to protecting her.
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No. 1097494 ID: c5529d

>>1097490
And if we find out what potion Ellie bought, we are not telling Landi cause she made us do busy work babysitting during a party
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No. 1097535 ID: 9f8647
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1097535

“Huh?” you reply to Landi’s volunteering of your knightly services. “Hey, it’s a party. What could go wrong? And if something does go wrong, it’s an easy fix. Just don’t drink too much and keep your toga tight. This isn’t Fairy Kindergarten, it’s Fairy College.”

Ellie looks at you, crestfallen.

“You mean… you won’t be looking out for me?”

Oh.

Oh, come on. Words aren’t supposed to cut this deep.

“Of course I’ll be looking out for you,” you say with a sigh. “Just…”

“Just be sure to have lots of fun, Ellie!” Landi pipes in, and it’s a sentiment you can agree with. You nod.

“I’ll be your bodyguard, Ellie,” you nod. “Landi and I will make sure you have a great time.”

“Yay!” Landi cheers. “Vivi the guard-lady! So fierce! I know a guy who’ll be all over you right on the floor if you like that kinda thing, hehe. Hey, you wanna let me try something with your hair?”

“Nah,” you say. You’re perfectly confident how you are. Why change it? Just put on a toga and your sword n’ scabbard and go from there.

“Yeah, but look, look!” Landi holds up a mirror. “What if you let me draw attention to your best features?”

You look into the mirror, up and down your “features.”

What does Vivi look like under her glow? Suggest two features. Her body type is Athletic.

Features can be anything, but you can only suggest two! Examples are:

- Height relative to regular fairies
- Hairstyle (subject to change by Landi if you agree)
- Hair length
- Hair color
- Tattoos (you can describe multiple tattoos as a single feature)
- Eyebrows & facial demeanor (does she have RBF? Is she fierce, or have puppy eyes?)
- Exceptions to her Athletic body type
- Dueling scars she hasn’t chosen to heal via magic
- The sky’s the limit!

Skin tone will be determined by Donut to fit the hair and glow colors.

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No. 1097536 ID: 355e44

Fierce, hawk-like features; nose like a beak and intense eyes.
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No. 1097537 ID: 9d12b8

1. wavy braided half up half down hair
2. eyepatch
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No. 1097538 ID: a7a180

-Looong hair!
-Basketball player height! (but for fairies)
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No. 1097539 ID: 1e6eb2

Alright, two options, let's make 'em count:

Height - Vivi is considerably tall. To put it in scale: Her height, when compared to the average fairy woman, is about what Serah's height is when compared to the average human woman. She is a giant

Eyebrows & Facial Demeanor - Intense. Her neutral expression is almost a glare, but it radiates less anger and more of a sense of deep focus. You can tell by looking that she's ready for anything, and would be difficult to catch by surprise. As for her eyebrows, make 'em thicker than just a curved or angular line. Hers are thick enough that you gotta draw a shape and fill it in with color.
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No. 1097543 ID: 4e32eb

- Hair color
dark green with some light green streaks or patches, or vice versa

- Tattoos (you can describe multiple tattoos as a single feature) has some names of the people who beat her in fencing cause she wants to remember and honor them cause not many people can beat her. She sees those names of winners as battle scars too.
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No. 1097560 ID: 2f41db

>>1097535
Her ears are a little longer than average and quite expressive.
Even a little mobile, tilting up and down and moving in ways that sync with her mood.
She is self conscious about them, and regrettably her ears redden too when she blushes, rare as that is.
Primarily, the biggest annoyance is that shes started to worry that they are a tell in duels and as such she has taken to wearing a binding head band to tie them down during matches.

She has the brightest, most infectiously joyous of smiles and while it is as rare a sight as it is singularly charming, when something brings out that smile she melts hearts.
Much to her chagrin, it is adorable.
A badass blade dancing fae shouldnt make people want to squee at her cuteness.
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No. 1097587 ID: d1fcc8

I think Vivi has bigger hips than she’d prefer. Where the rest of her body is toned, and firm, her tush is soft and squishy. She’s come to terms with the fact that it makes her sexy. She only dislikes the size of her rear due to it increasing her size as a target, in an area she’d rather not be struck.

Also, Vivi’s hair is purple. Well, it’s NATURALLY purple. She dyes it green to match her glow for duels, but if it’s been a while since her last fight official fight, you start to see some purple at the roots. She usually uses this as a timer. As soon as she can see the purple, she knows it’s time to get it over with and issue a challenge herself before she starts to get rusty.
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No. 1097588 ID: d1fcc8

>>1097587
This doesn’t count as a suggestion, just wanted to point out, if she ends up having pubic hair, she wouldn’t see a point in dying it. Just a detail considering the type of quest this is.
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No. 1102179 ID: 43bfa4
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1102179

You examine yourself in the mirror.

You look fierce.

Landi means well by offering to do your hair, but what does she really know about fierce? You’re happy with how you look, and that’s what matters.

If you’re gonna be Ellie’s bodyguard at this four-alarm toga party, you’re gonna do it your way. No one’s gonna bother Ellie: they’re gonna have to come through you to do it.

“Thanks, but no thanks, Didi,” you tell Landi, reaching down (way, way down) to give her an affectionate rub on the shoulder. “My best features all work together, you know? Let me just grab a toga to hang out tonight.”

“But Viviiiiiiiiiiiiiii!” Landi whines. “Are you really gonna not let me have any fun? Let me spice your outfit up a bit! Pretty please?”

“I mean… what can you really do for a toga party?” you ask, a bit curious.

“I’m so glad you asked!” With a possessed strength you didn’t know she had, Landi grabs you and shoves you into the changing stall, smothering you in a toga. “Put it on, put it on!”

Potential accessories pop out of portals, are quickly reviewed by Landi and sent right back where they came from, more and more odds and ends coming and going at a frenzied pace.

ANTI-PAPER DOLL! Accessorize Vivi in a toga- and you cannot use the image in this update as your base. Only entirely new art will be considered!
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No. 1102208 ID: 280bb3
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1102208

I think Vivi would be most receptive to a look that evokes fierceness and her warrior spirit, so that's what I tried to incorporate into this look.

The toga itself is mostly basic, but has been cut at the bottom to evoke an armor-like design (I think it's Spartan, but honestly I just saw something similar in a couple Google Image results and liked how it looked). Vivi actually cut them herself, which is why they're so short and uneven (as she messed it up a couple times and had less material to work with).

Landi insisted on the cap, and Vivi had to agree, since the back-cut of her toga ended up being particularly short. A bit of extra coverage doesn't hurt.

The helmet and bracers were easily accepted, being literal armor. Landi had to push a bit for the sandals, as they really complete the look.
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No. 1102219 ID: a7a180
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1102219

I went and looked up some ancient toga designs, so here is my original drawing of what to wear. I give it two thumbs up!
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No. 1102223 ID: 7c5835
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1102223

you know what would look fierce to all these nerds who are thinking inside the box about togas at these parties (not the suggesters, the regular in universe nerds), an axe murderer toga outfit, terrify everyone because it's totally in theme and who'll question it and you're also a body guard. Who'se gonna call you out for having a prop for your outfit?
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No. 1102224 ID: 90b21b

>>1102223
I think we have a winner
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No. 1102248 ID: 475fe8

The deadline for submissions is 24 hours from this post! Thank you to everyone, you’re awesome!
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No. 1102250 ID: 462d8c
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1102250

My first thought for accessory would be a golden laurel, and other golden accompaniments. Maybe some amethysts if it's in the budget
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No. 1102273 ID: 9d12b8
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1102273

Imagine if you will, an outfit befitting those who refrain from looking a GIFT HORSE in the mouth.
SURPRISE your acquaintances with this dashing work of art, while HARBORING no insecurity.
desTROY any sense of conformity with something outwardly bold, as what truly matters is on the INSIDE.
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No. 1102301 ID: 3e8516
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1102301

Definitely, the Helenic style is ever alluring.

Adding earings or, if feeling particularly daring, a half-mask, in gleaming gold would add a wondrous touch.
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No. 1102302 ID: 3e8516
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1102302

I think the request was for a "toga" outfit, but in case I misread...
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No. 1102308 ID: 25fb94

>>1102302

What about a snowy tree, for taiga?
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No. 1102314 ID: 6c233e
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1102314

Something stately, matrician even, to show off her height. and a hunter's moon
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No. 1102319 ID: 43bfa4

Submissions are closed! Thank you, everyone!
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No. 1103185 ID: 833743
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1103185

I’m stuck doing guard duty for Ellie, which limits how much fun I can have tonight. There has to be some look I can try to make the best of things.

I spot a prop fireman’s axe and know just what to do. A few minutes scrounging through torn-up sheets and budget-friendly crusted-over paints later…

“Waow!” Landi gasps. “Slasher villain, in the house!”

“Are… you sure you want to be so, um, scary?” Ellie asks, shifting nervously.

“Everybody loves horror flicks,” Landi nods sagely.

“Why? They’re so scary!”

“You don’t watch the movie for the plit, silly,” Landi giggles. “You watch it so you can get scared, scream and jump into somebody’s lap!”

“Some of us just like the look,” I shrug.

“The look is pretty hardcore. Though maybe we could have some fun with it?”

“How so?” I ask.

“I’ve got a riding pony in my inventory. If you want to play trojan horse and pretend you’re ambushing someone, it’d be so funny! Plus…” Landi slides up close to me conspiratorially, getting on her tippy-toes for extra secrecy (not that it does her much good). “Guys love it when girls slide rods between our legs. Hehe!”

I can’t help but laugh at that. “Okay, sure. If I’d like it, I’ll ask for it. Ellie, are we all paid up and set to go? We’ve got the mixers we promised Minna, right?”

Ellie makes a motion of patting her toga, painfully obvious she’s hiding something cylindrical under her sash. I don’t pry. “Y-yeah!”


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We make our way straight to the toga party. It’s a bit of a trek to get there, and the sun is down by the time we arrive. The fairies and djinni have only been drinking for a little over an hour hour, so nothing too crazy has happened yet. Landi is hyped up and bursting with enthusiasm.

Which drinking game does Ellie end up joining? Landi and Ellie can both use peer pressure to influence her decision- the final vote will determine where she ends up.

1. Flip Cup
2. Beer Pong
3. King’s Cup
4. Asshole
5. Fuck the Dealer
6. Screw Your Neighbor
7. A variation of Poker (specify which)
8. Write-in
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No. 1103186 ID: 21b8ab

Screw your neighbor!
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No. 1103187 ID: c5529d

King's cup sounds fun
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No. 1103190 ID: 280bb3

I'm gonna go with Screw Your Neighbor, because I don't know any of these but that one sounds the most aggressive.
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No. 1103192 ID: 6c233e

screw your neighbor sounds fun
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No. 1103201 ID: 4c750c

Strip poker is always fun!
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No. 1103617 ID: 2f41db

>>1103185
Im partial to the classics, so beer pong.
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No. 1103693 ID: 833743
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1103693

Landi hands Ellie and you two heaping cups of punch each.

“Just hold on to these. Way better than having to rush over to the punch bowl and stop making kissy lips at the hotties in the circle,” Landi says. “Hey, Avery! Yoo-hoo~~~! You got space at that table?”

“Sure do! It’s Screw Your Neigbor.”

Ellie flushes. “Um… is it actually a game where…”

“Not unless you wanna,” Landi says with a wink. “Nah, it’s just a game where everyone draws cards from the deck, and the lowest card in the circle has to finish their drink! We go around clockwise and you can make that person clockwise next to you change cards. But if they have a King, they can reveal it, refuse to trade and make you do a DARE as punishment for challenging the KING!”

“Yieep!”

The game starts, and everyone is having a good time. It’s early in the party and everyone’s sipping on their drinks, with the loser of each round having to finish their cup. Landi loses one round (you suspect it was on purpose, since she didn’t trade a very low card).

Ellie is sipping modestly on her drink, and at this rate she’ll never even finish one cup.

You get forced to trade a card with the person next to you, and sure enough it’s a three. Ellie is next in line after you for trading.

Do you screw Ellie and give her the losing card?
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No. 1103694 ID: cf3f73

Screw her!

Ellie could use a little loosening up, a bit of spirits to calm her spirits. With you and Landi watching out for her, she can relax and get drunk.

And hey, maybe she has the King, and will get to screw you back. That could be a confidence booster for her too. It's a win-win that way!
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No. 1103696 ID: c5529d

On one hand, I'd love to take the loss and have ourselves drink for Ellie's comfort.

buuuuuut, if we end up drunk, especially this early on, we won't be sober enough to protect her properly. It's better if she ends up drunker than us so we can keep an eye on her even if she's drunk.

Screw her.
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No. 1103697 ID: 6b8094

Screw her good!
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No. 1103701 ID: 6c233e

its all in good fun. Give her that push to let loose. screw her
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No. 1103706 ID: 4c750c

Yeah! Let’s screw Ellie!
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No. 1103886 ID: 833743
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1103886

It’s time for Ellie to live a little!

“Oh, Ellie?” you ask sweetly. “Would you please trade your card with me?”

“Huh?” Ellie looks at her card and gulps. “Um… I can’t say no unless I have a king, right?”

“Right.”

“Uh-oh…”

Ellie is traded your low card. She gives you a sad look of betrayal.

“How cruel it is, turning friends into enemies in this game of screwing thine neighbor!” a very nerdy guy says. He looks like a theater kid. Bleh.

“So sad,” Ellie agrees. Hm. Well, at least she’s found a kindred spirit. Good for her.

Ellie tries to trade her card away, but she ends up with an even lower card. You’ve doomed her- and she has to finish her drink. It doesn’t take long for her to feel the effects, and two rounds later she’s solidly drunk.

“This is a fun game,” Ellie says, a warm blush spreading over her features, watching two guys perform a flex-off as their dare. Technically only one of them had to do the dare, but you just know they’re enjoying showing off for you ladies.

“You know it!” Landi giggles, batting her wings at the guys.

“It’s getting hot in here,” Ellie says, loosening her sash and letting her toga slide down her shoulders a bit.

Ah. It was bound to happen sooner or later. You step in to protect Ellie’s dignity by fanning her with your wings, but…

“Ew!” Ellie covers her nose. “Vivi, you smell like stinky armpit!” She gets a round of laughs from the table.

WELL. She’s not getting any more wing-fanning with that attitude. She flaps her loose toga a bit.

You draw a king- and this time, the circle changes direction. You’ll have the opportunity to give Ellie a dare if she trades with you, which is almost certain.

What payback do you give Ellie for such rudeness?
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No. 1103887 ID: 6b8094

Put her in a headlock for daring to insult your athletic musk.
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No. 1103889 ID: c5529d

Well remember you're supposed to protect her, so nothing too too crazy like stripping. but still, something silly for her to do.

to protect her dignity, her dare is that She has to let you fan her as much as you want without complaints.

(wait, doesn't this humiliate you too because you're admitting how bad you smell?)

or maybe now that I think about it, is Rocio here at the party? or is she still too humiliated to come to this party?

If the latter, dare Ellie to go get Rocio over here to the party! Maybe after Rocio see's how embarrassingly drunk Ellie is, it'll negate how embarrassed she feels now and she'll come over
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No. 1103891 ID: cf3f73

Now, you have made a pact to protect Ellie, so your dare must respect that promise. Ellie's dignity must not be threatened by whatever you dare her to do.

Your best tactic is to set a time bomb of some sort that'll go off after your obligation has closed.

>>1103889

Now, I don't think we can send Ellie home alone without breaking at least some portion of our agreement. That said, I think that as long as either Vivi or Landi escort her, we're in the clear.

I'm gonna take Polt's idea and go in a slightly different direction. Instead of trying to bring Rocio, I think we should play on Ellie's memory of the last time we saw Rocio to give her a similar test of courage.

I say we dare Ellie to retrieve Rocio's bikini bottom. In her current intoxicated state, I think it'd be easy to manipulate her into viewing it as some weird test of courage (since that's a big part of what we were emphasizing back then).

Send the drunk girl on a panty raid, and when your protection gig ends Ellie can deal with Rocio's understandable anger with her afterwards. If it goes well, you might even get Rocio to show up to an event she'd otherwise skip due to recent embarrassments.
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No. 1103892 ID: c5529d

>>1103891
I support this
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No. 1103893 ID: 2f41db

>>1103891
Oh yes.
I love the classics like i said and you cannot get more classic than a panty raid.
Make it so.
So sayeth the king.
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No. 1103895 ID: 4c750c

>>1103891

I also support this! Ellie must steal panties!
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No. 1103983 ID: 833743
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1103983

Sure enough, Ellie is determined to pay you back for earlier. She asks you to swap cards- and you turn it right around on her with the King.

“Come at the King, you best not miss!” you declare, flipping the card over to Ellie’s dismay. “The King dares you to… plunder and pillage Rocio’s panty drawer!”

“Pan-ty raid! Pan-ty raid!” the circle chants.

“Oh, no!” Ellie wails.

Ellie’s glow has faded more than a little as she got drunk. She’s a focus-oriented fairy, unlike Landi, whose glow is powered by being a social butterfly. A good, solid task like this should restore Ellie’s glow to a nice and healthy shine. Still, it’s on you to keep an eye on her as she takes a detour to the sorority house and make sure Drunk Ellie makes it to and back safely.

“Don’t you want to clear your head with a good ol’ homework assignment?” you ask. “It’ll be like extra credit for the party. Look how excited everyone is for you!”

Ellie’s glow brightens up immediately. If you position yourself as the Teacher, of course she’d be the Teacher’s Pet.

“I’ll go with her and make sure things don’t get too crazy,” you tell Landi, who nods, grateful not to have to leave the party. You’re a little disappointed you’re missing out on the fun too, but you knew what you signed up for when you took the deal to get Ellie along in the first place.

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One Panty Raid Later…

Thankfully, Rocio was showering off her milk bath when you and Ellie snuck into her dorm room. Ellie took all the clean pairs, and you “helpfully” threw Rocio’s laundry pile into the wash for her (such a good friend, you are.) Stealth mission successful!

Unfortunately, by the time you get back to the party, you notice the pile of panties in Ellie’s arms has dwindled from when you set out. It seems Ellie isn’t that good at holding onto her catch- she’d make a terrible Viking. If Rocio follows the trail of undergarments, she’ll be led right here.

Well, you don’t feel like picking up the mess. Sunset was ages ago, and the party is in full swing. You’re not wasting time hunting in the dark, even with your glow. There’s better things to do- like party!

“Good work, Ells,” you say, giving Ellie a pat on the back. She beams with pride.

“Hail the conquering heroes!” Landi shouts on your arrival. “Ellie the Panty Pirate and Vivi the Panty Ripper!”

“We didn’t rip any!” Ellie protests, but then she looks at my “blood-stained” toga and gets the joke. “Ohhhhhh….”

“You’re not gonna keep all the booty for yourself, are you?” Landi teases. “Come on, share the wealth! Don’t worry, I’ll give you first pick. It’s a panty party now!”

Landi insists you both accessorize with one pair each. Which of Rocio’s pairs does Ellie end up with, and which do you take?
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No. 1103988 ID: 6b8094

You take the black & white one. Ellie takes the monkey!
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No. 1103989 ID: cf3f73

Honestly, I don't think Vivi has any strong feelings on the various styles of undergarment, aside from writing a few off as too colorful.

Therefore, I propose that Vivi selects the pair with a horse character, because she subconsciously remembers Landi talking about trojan horses earlier.

As for Ellie, since she's not swapping her current pair for these, you don't have to consider your bodyguard role in this. Vivi still lacks strong opinions on most of the undies. If she takes the horse for herself though, then perhaps Ellie can have the monkey to match having animal prints?
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No. 1103990 ID: 55bda4

Vivi: horse
Ellie: Monke

Consider: what if Vivi or Ellie wears the panties on their head? Ellie cause she drunk enough, Vivi because it’s fun
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No. 1103997 ID: 6c233e

cute hearts for Ellie, fancy stars for Vivi
And of course they go on the head. Where else do you wear extra panties?
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No. 1104006 ID: 71143c

Vivi: Stars
Ellie: return to Monke
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No. 1104007 ID: b541f8

Those star print side ties seem like they’d make a cool bracelet/ arm brace for Vivi! If Ellie wants a matching bracelet the orange and green pair seem good for that too. Otherwise give her the frilly black and white pair to wear on her head.
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No. 1104018 ID: 2f41db

>>1103983
Polkadot for vivi.
Monke for ellie.
Dealers choice for landi.
Then...
Time to lead the way
Ninja PantyMask!
Fashion forward!

Then you need to recruit a drunk enough trio to practice your sentai action teampose.
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No. 1104118 ID: 833743
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1104118

You don’t really care what pair you get. They’re all Rocio’s, they’re all clean, and nobody’s going to judge you for what pair you end up wearing. You pick the easiest pair to accessorize and adjust: the starry side-ties. Ellie goes with the monkey, because of course she does.

Landi snatches up Rocio’s panties that match her own color scheme, cackling and shoving them over her head. She does the same to Ellie and knocks her glasses out of place. “Panty party! Whooo!”

You shrug and go along with it. One of the cardinal unwritten rules of sisterhood is Never let your sisters do anything stupid alone.

“Landi? Landi, I can’t see!” Ellie stumbles around, her ridiculously huge wings fluttering everywhere. Party-goers laugh as she knocks over a pile of (thankfully empty) cups.

Sensing opportunity, Landi steers the panty-blind Ellie toward the Beer Pong table and hands her the ball. “Hey, Avery! Ellie’s gonna win you the game!”

You peer at the setup. There’s one cup left. No way is Ellie going to make it. Unless…

Landi flutters her wings excitedly, and you get that odd tingling down your neck that shows up whenever Landi casts a surprisingly competent spell.

“Ell-ie! Ell-ie! Ell-ie!” the boys chant. Even Avery, the boy Landi’s had her eye on the whole party, is joining in. He can tell Landi wants this to be a big moment for Ellie.

She sinks it, totally blind.

The crowd goes wild.

Ellie peeks under her “mask”, but her glasses are still trapped under it, so it doesn’t do anything for her. She shrugs, leans into your side, giggles, and lowers the mask back into place. “Go me! Yaaaaaaaaaaay!”

Landi brings over Avery and his friends to congratulate Ellie. Maybe it’s because she can’t see the hot guys and be intimidated by them, or maybe it’s drunk confidence, but Ellie’s actually enjoying the conversation.

We wander over to the dance floor. Landi nudges Ellie to the center. It’s absolute chaos: flashing fairy glow everywhere, wings fluttering into everyone’s personal space, and it’s descending into a mosh pit. Being blindfolded is actually easier on the senses- but it doesn’t let Ellie keep an eye on her toga’s knots. You reach out to re-tie the toga knots, but as you do, Ellie’s protective glow forces your hands back from her body. Makes sense; she doesn’t know it’s you.

“Hey! Ellie!” you holler into her ear. “Hey, let me fix your-“

Ellie can’t hear you over the loud music, and she’s lost in the adulation of Landi and the hot guys. The momentum of the mosh is gravitating her to the center of the dance floor. Fairies are giving her some space because of her wingspan, but not as much as she’s used to. All the sensations are overwhelming her. Landi’s living her best life right now, but she’s more focused on making kissy-eyes than on Ellie’s toga.

You groan. You’re sworn to protect Ellie’s dignity, but surely it can hold a bit longer, at least until the song ends and Ellie can hear you. The alternative is to batter your way through the dance floor, then try and pierce her protective glowy bubble to get your hands on the toga knots. As a fencing fairy, you know how to do it without popping her bubble, even unarmed, but you’re not sure how Ellie would take the sudden shock of someone she can’t see invading her personal space. A very invasive shock like that might ruin Ellie’s vibe, and that would make Landi upset too.

You knew bodyguard duty was gonna suck when you signed up. Ugh.

What do you do?
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No. 1104120 ID: 6b8094

Poke her and lift up the blindfold. Better someone she knows do it.
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No. 1104121 ID: 6c233e

Use your fighting skills to dance your way through the crowd. Then when you breach her bubble, take her hand and pull her into a slowdance. Does it make sense? No, but she's drunk so it'll be fine. Just be gentle and follow her lead and she shouldn't panic.
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No. 1104122 ID: cf3f73

Ellie's dignity is only compromised if anyone observes her indecency. If we can't make sure her toga is tied tightly without harshing her vibes, the obvious alternative would be to keep the focus off of her. Create a diversion, and re-orient the flow of the budding mosh pit so that Ellie is no longer in the center of it.

You could hop in yourself and draw thr attention your way, but that would make it tough to disengage and help Ellie with her toga afterwards. Instead, your best bet is to spotlight Landi as best you can. Maybe you can slice the strap of her toga with your sword for a minor wardrobe malfunction?

Hey, if she didn't want to be the distraction, she could have signed up to play bodyguard herself!
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No. 1104124 ID: c5529d

You gotta bodygaurd gotta keep everyone's eyes off Ellie and keep her dignity... but you can't do that cause otherwise, you'll make Ellie and Landi mad, and people will see you as the party pooper, the worst kind of pooper.

So in order to protect Ellie's dignity, you *gulp* have to sacrifice yours.

So the plan is, if it is certain Ellie's toga comes off, you gotta use your quick reaction time to strip at least down to your undergarments and streak! keep their eyes off ellie and have them focus on you!

this is the equivalent of a bodyguard taking an arrow for their master.
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No. 1104127 ID: c5529d

>>1104122
or we can do himitsu's idea, his is similar to my idea, but funnier.
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No. 1104128 ID: 4c750c

>>1104122
I like the way you think! Make sure you confusingly wink at Landi right before you do it. Not only can you explain it as some nonsense signal later, but she’ll be caught off guard as she tries to decipher why the hell you’re winking at her~ “You should have expected this, Landi! I gave you The Signal!”
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No. 1104135 ID: 2f41db

>>1104128
All a solid plan.

Can even tell her you wanted to give avery a chance to be a gent and protect her dignity while covering for ellie.
Who knows.
It might fall that way.
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No. 1105184 ID: 802951
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1105184

Man, this sucks. Why do you have to think so hard at a party? This is supposed to be fun.

You’ve got to secure Ellie’s outfit (and dignity) without harshing Ellie’s vibe, which would harsh Landi’s vibe. And touching Ellie isn’t gonna work, ‘cause she’s sensitive like that. Some fairies just can’t handle someone shoving themselves inside their personal space bubble.

In your experience, the best way to make a problem go away is to make another, bigger problem. Then, you have a new problem. Lots of times you can make those be someone else’s problem. Like Landi’s!

Landi’s a good sport. She’s hyped up. In her element. Super glowy. What’s a little showing off going to hurt? She might even like the attention- from Avery in particular. But a small distraction won’t be a big enough problem to get people’s eyes off the dull-glowed Ellie, who’s visible to anyone who looks her way. And a quick snip of her shoulder knot would probably be fixed in a few seconds. No, you’ve got to make a big show of Landi, since it’ll only be seen up close.

You retrieve your sword. One quick, clean cut- on a dance floor- on a petite fairy like Landi- who’s moving and bouncing and surrounded by wings and other bodies- is a challenge.

It’s a beefy challenge. But you like those. They’re the best kind.

You position yourself in front of Landi and give her a big, telling wink to get her attention and stop her dancing for just that moment. She’s curious- and that’s your moment.

With a quick thrust, perfectly timed, your blade passes through Landi’s force field with a bit more resistance than you were expecting (she must be really living it up right now) and give a long, shallow slice up her toga. Success!

“Gah!” Landi gasps, hands slapping wildly over her body, reflexively reaching for her toga, trying to catch it and coming up short. “Vivi, no! Don’t make Ellie raid my panties too! Avery, help! Save me!” She throws herself into Avery’s personal space and ducks behind his wings, using them as cover.

Landi pulls open the portal to her inventory and starts throwing potions at Ellie. You recognize them as the ones you picked up earlier: Commune With Spirits, Sparkler Potion, Flowery Fragrance and Familiar Fragrance.

“Here, take my stuff! Just don’t take my panties too!”

“Uh,” Avery clears his throat. “Landi, do you want, uh, a new outfit?”

“Yes please!” She lets herself be led off the dance floor, covered in his wings, as he takes her to- where else- his dorm room.

Now it’s Landi’s turn to give a wink. Clever girl.

As all this is going on, Ellie managed to somehow catch the potions in her drooping toga’s décolletage, some of them slipping into her cleavage. You call out to her and, now that Landi’s sufficiently distracted the crowd, take the opportunity to join Ellie and give her toga’s knot a secure tug as you both collect the potions.

As you help Ellie fish the potions out of her toga, you notice there’s a new one in the pile she’s pulled out of her cleavage as she fishes the others out too. It must be the one she secretly purchased earlier- and it’s got a very interesting name.

Vulpes Veritas. Do not consume entire bottle at once.

From what little you know about potions, this is… essence of fox? Or something? Is Ellie trying to make herself foxier? Sassier? Is she fantasizing about giving herself fox ears? Or something weirder? Or maybe this is just clever marketing?

This is a party, and Ellie’s nice and drunk, unaware you know her little secret. This is maybe the perfect time to try pushing some boundaries- or just have a bit of fun with fun smells, maybe commune with some spirits if you want to make sure you have a bit of excitement on bodyguard duty. Or maybe both you and Ellie could try to commune. Wouldn’t that be interesting… you’d both have a story to tell Landi tomorrow morning when she’s done getting laid.

What do you do with the potions? Do you encourage Ellie to drink any, and if so, how much?
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No. 1105185 ID: 6b8094

Split Familiar Fragrance with her. And damn the label, let Ellie drink the whole bottle of Vulpes!
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No. 1105186 ID: bfd8fc

Addressing each potion individually:

Vulpes Veritas - Don't mess with it. As fun as it may be, and as much as Ellie would clearly like to use it, we don't know what it does or under what context Ellie wished to enjoy it. We can ask about it once she's sobered up some.

Flowery Fragrance - Given how close you got to Ellie, having to tie her toga knot, you won't have a chance to decide what to do with this before she pours it over your stinky-head.

Sparkler Potion - No immediate shenanigans come to mind, so hold onto it for later.

Commune with Spirits - I'm pretty sure this is just gonna lift the veil and have us talking to whoever drinks it. Split it with Ellie!
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No. 1105188 ID: 6c233e

the sparkler would be useful later, if you need another distraction. Spirit communing would be good now, for fun!

Don't waste the fox truth, it sounds special. but do tease her about it.
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No. 1105192 ID: b752f5

Drink the potion of flowery fragrance yourself, just to make everyone shut up about us smelling bad.

Ask, but don't necessarily encourage, Ellie if she wants to try out the Familiar Fragrance potion. It's probably going to be innocent enough, and if everyone enjoys how Ellie smells for the rest of the night that's going to make her even more popular, which is rewarding for everyone involved.

Do not touch any of the other potions at this point. Commune with spirits might be neat later on when the energy's a bit lower and we all want something a little spooky or mysterious to revive the night. Who knows what the fox potion's about.
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No. 1105196 ID: 4c750c

Definitely tease her about the fox potion, but yeah, we need more info on what it does before we go about Ellie drinking it. I see some folks being really conservative with our potions, but I think we should live a little! It’s a party! Split the commune with spirits! Potentially do this after the scent things, if we’re doing that.
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No. 1105200 ID: 72ade5

Flowery fragrance, Ellie forces it on you for after you tease her on the fox potion for revenge

Commune with spirits: split with Ellie

Familiar fragrance: Ellie takes it to become fox

Save the rest
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No. 1105204 ID: bfd8fc

Forgot about Familiar Fragrance. I agree with having Ellie take it to become fox. Foxes don't have to worry about clothing, so it makes your job so much easier.
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No. 1105211 ID: 802951
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1105211

“You get all the potions out?” Ellie asks. “No spilling? I don’t wanna smell funny like you ‘cause I dumped weird stuff down my toga!”

“If I drink some Flowery Fragrance, will you lay off?”

“I- uh- I know you work out a lot, Vivi, and-“

“It’s fine,” You sigh. You didn’t mean that to sound so harsh. It’s just been a long day and you’re not getting lucky while babysitting Ellie, so… whatever. You chug some of that nauseatingly floral concoction. “But you gotta have some fun with me too, then. We got another potion with fragrance in the name, you gotta try that no matter what you smell like… or maybe you wanna try something a little… foxier?”

“F-fox?” Ellie gulps. “I… I… I…”

“Come on,” you tease. “Tell the truth. The full truth, and nothing but the fox truth.”

“That’s not what it does!” Ellie blurbles out drunkenly. “The salesfairy just… sold me on it, okay? It’s just a potion that… um… well, it makes you think like a kitsune, okay? Like… and… you know how fox spirits are always so… so… confident in themselves, and sexy, and stuff! This is just a little push in that direction, okay? So please don’t tell Minna I bought it, I don’t want her to know! Mind-altering stuff is bad according to her!”

“Chill, babe. It’s okay. I won’t tell anyone.”
Ellie fumbles for the Familiar Fragrance in my outstretched hand and downs half of it blindly, not even reading the label ‘cause of her blindfold. Then she demands more.

“Okay, it’s a party!” She says, demanding even more. She shoves the fragrance back into my arms and grabs another bottle blindly- the Commune with Spirits one. Whoa. This girl really doesn’t do well when drunk, stressed and being teased. Or perhaps she just trusts me that much? Of course I’m a very trustworthy bodyguard and-

Oh, no.

She’s turning into… a fox? But… she didn’t drink the Vulpes Veritas, so she shouldn’t… but it was just the Familiar Fragrance… Is she having a reaction? Was the potion mis-labeled? Is she going to be okay? I look around me at the party, and people are starting to notice Ellie’s sudden furry demeanor.

“Whoo!” Ellie fans her chest and tugs at her blindfold. “It’s really hot. Vivi, why is the music so loud? Can I take off my underwear now?”

Shit, shit, shit. Is Ellie going to be okay? Should I grab a med student? Ah, hell, this is not what I signed up for!

Everything the suggestors/spirits say can now be heard by Ellie. Vivi has not taken the Commune potion.
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No. 1105212 ID: 6b8094

She's fine! Tell her you're fine, Ellie. Now find a cute fairy then drink that other foxy potion. Say, Vivi's a cute fairy right?
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No. 1105213 ID: c5529d

to Vivi: First, quickly take Ellie somewhere slightly more out of sight, like behind a couch.
But yeah, the underwear on her head is making it difficult to see, and harder to get her attention, like it was earlier when you tried to get her attention when her knot was failing her. tell her it's okay to remove the underwear, you'll hold on to it.

To Ellie: well, you got permission to remove underwear, go ahead and remove the panties off your head, and throw it at vivi's face. Then while she's distracted getting the panties off her face, remove all the underwear from under your toga. (keep the toga on tho, to give Vivi a break). Don't worry, nobody will notice if you're fast enough, and do it somewhere obscure like go behind something and you'll feel less hot! the reason you wanna throw the panties on your head at vivi to distract her is because she is being too uptight, she wouldn't let you remove your bra and panties to stay cool.
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No. 1105214 ID: 273c18

Oh yeah that's what that potion is supposed to do.
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No. 1105218 ID: bfd8fc

As one of the spirits who has been following Vivi around today (she's too much fun not to watch), I'll remind you that you seemed to care a fair amount about modesty when you were sober, and that is likely how you'll feel again when the alcohol wears off. Taking off your underwear will help deal with the heat, but be careful not to flash your hoo-hah to anyone when you do. Keep that toga on.
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No. 1105231 ID: 6c233e

(terrible Johnny Bravo impression) Whoa foxy mama!

sorry

anyway, you should keep the blindfold Ellie. It's easier to be confident if you can't see if anyone is looking at you. But let Vivi know if you're feeling any bad reactions to the potions. Or if you're say, feeling the urge to dive into a snow bank to hunt mice.
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No. 1105251 ID: 4c750c

Ohhhh I get it! Hi Ellie! So, you’re a fox right now, and the extra fluff is probably why you feel hot now! Don’t freak out though! Your foxness is WHY you can hear us. The commune with spirits potion turns you all foxy BECAUSE fox spirits can hear other spirits! Taking off your undies is theoretically fine, but like someone else has said, go somewhere private to remove ‘em! Let Vivi help with this process! She’s good at helping!
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No. 1105252 ID: 4c750c

Also maybe explain your sudden foxness to Vivi! She’s freaking out about it a little
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No. 1105256 ID: 2f41db

>>1105211
Oh.
My.
Spirits.
You are so fluffy!
And cute!
Very cute.
But mostly fluffy.
People are gonna love you.
YOU are gonnablove you.
This party is a henhouse and you have been let loose in it you sly vixen you.
Go wild! Make memories!
Some that you might even be able to remember yourself!
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No. 1105560 ID: 802951
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1105560

“I’m so popular…” Ellie gushes for no reason at all.

“What?”

“Nuthing!” Ellie giggles. She pats herself up and down, reaching inside her toga and scruffing her fluff. “So fluffy… this is the best potion ever!”

“What?!”

“It’s familiar fragrance, silly billy,” she says in that tone of voice she gets when she’s tutoring me and I can’t stand hearing it here of all places, “Like a witch’s animal familiar! It’s supposed to do this! And I am so FOXY! And HOT!” Ellie lifts her underwear blindfold and flaps the sweaty thing around, cooling off. “So much fluff… I gotta take off more stuff. More! But I can’t show my hoo-hah, that’s lewd!”

“Wait just a minute there, Ells, I- I’m all good smelling now, so I can just fan you!”

“It’s REALLY hot under this toga I gotta ditch my bra and stuff it is all BOOBSWEATY and you just don’t UNDERSTAND!”

“Yeesh, fine,” I sigh. Ellie disappears into the bathroom and comes out a lot, uh, freer than she was going in. I don’t see her bring anything out, so I guess she hid her understuff in the bathroom or something. I’m past the point of caring about discarded underwear, Rocio’s are all over the place anyway.

“Ooooh, that feels good,” Ellie says. “Vivi, someone said you were cute but you’re not. You’re all pointy and that’s cool! Not cute.”

“I mean, yeah,” I say, wondering where that came from. “Anyone who calls me cute gets a nice poke in the wing, and a kick in the-“

“Hey, foxy lady!” some guys give a wolf whistle from the couch. “There’s room in the cuddle puddle!”

“Oh! Fluffy foxes go straight for the cuddle puddle!” Ellie gushes. “Everyone loves fluffy foxes, I knew it!”

As it turns out, Ellie is right. Lots of people love fluffy Ellie, and she’s living it up. I’m not too comfortable with how free Ellie is being with her personal space, but most guys are being respectful with their petting. It’s the girls that get too handsy, and I have to give them a few reminders to keep it civil. They don’t like it, but they don’t have to.

It’s late, and the party’s getting to that phase where everyone’s burning the midnight oil and things get a little crazy. Even with my fanning, Ellie’s cuddle puddle is heating her up too much.

“I’m too HOT,” Ellie moans, tugging at her toga.

“Take it off!”

“Yeah, take it off!”

“Not happening,” I say firmly to Ellie. “You’re an honor student, remember?”

“Yeah but I’m a FLUFFY honor student!” Ellie says. “It’s not lewd if there’s fluff!”

“Yeah!” the guys (and girls) cheer out. “Vivi, be cool!”

I think Ellie is WAY too confident in her fluff to cover everything. Plus, what if the potion wears off? But she’s… she’s ignoring me! And if I push hard against the party vibe, I’ll be a party pooper!

Ugh! Why does Landi have to get laid NOW of all times? She’s abandoned me to this stupid social stuff.

If Vivi refuses to let Ellie take off her toga, she will be remembered as the PARTY POOPER. The party is totally gonna start to wind down if Vivi stops this from escalating.

Does Vivi let Ellie take off the toga and live her best life as a NAKED FLUFFY FOX?


This is the last update before the Commune With Spirits potion wears off.
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No. 1105563 ID: c5529d

Tell the gents and ladies it's not consent if she's drunk, y'know!
But you'll consent instead!
sacrifice your dignity to save Ellie and not be labeled as a party pooper by perform a striptease and/or poledance in front of them. This is for Ellie!!

also, get some cold water and splash it on ellie so she can keep her clothes on (will the white toga get all transparent from the water? won't matter since attention will be on you.)
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No. 1105565 ID: c5529d

actually, instead of pouring water, pour the entire punch bowl on Ellie to cool her off, that's much quicker, and feels more like a party move
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No. 1105567 ID: 6b8094

How about you drink the other half of the familiar potion get in the cuddle pile instead? Let Ellie cool down with some snacks over on the couch.
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No. 1105569 ID: bfd8fc

Ellie, you're being unfair to Vivi. You've put her in a situation where she either has to respect your wishes from when you were sober, and be demeaned as a party pooper for her kindness; or she can let you do what you want, and betray her promise of protecting your dignity. Vivi's been a pretty great guard so far, so maybe you can try and be a kinder client. Vivi is going to try and help you, so maybe be a little big appreciative of her efforts when she does?

As for Vivi, we cannot get dubbed the party pooper. We'd never live down such a shame. The jovial party atmosphere musty be respected, and that means you must provide tribute.

Two conditions must be met for this: Ellie must cease to be unpleasantly warm, and the desires of the crowd must be met (or at the very least, you cannot be responsible for squashing them).

For the first, I suggest bringing out your sword once again. Instead of cutting Ellie's toga off, I suggest slicing it horizontally down the middle to create a vent. This may initially drop the bottom piece, which will give the crowd a show, while hopefully not exposing anything too private (stand in front when you do this, in case the crotch fur ain't thick. If it is, let it show). Tie the bottom and top separately, and the end result is a two-piece toga with more airflow in the center. You might also adjust the top piece to create more of a boob window, allowing for even more air.

As for the second, announce that you've solved the problem to the best of your ability, so if Ellie is still warm, she'll have to deal with that herself. If Ellie wants to strip, that's her choice. You'll stay nearby and keep a close eye for any signs that her natural body may slip out, like if the transformation may be ending, but you won't stop her from exposing the fluff.

>>1105563
Dumping water on Ellie isn't a bad idea, but I don't think anybody wants to deal with wet dog smell.
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No. 1105570 ID: 273c18

>>1105560
Ellie if you take off your toga you have to put your bra back on.
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No. 1105571 ID: 2f41db

>>1105569
Agreed!
Gird her loins and foxadonkeroos into an impromptu bikini.

Whisper to ellie you have an idea thats cooler than stripping being togaless then both of you togakini.
Solidarity and a chance to intimidate people with your abs.

Outright shame parried. Pooper of parties sidestepped with a feint. Riposte with a fiercely fun alternative.
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No. 1105573 ID: c5529d

>>1105570
Thats a party foul!

In fact, Ellie, you should let Vivi cut up your outfit like the others said out of spite.

One last thought: if Ellie somehow ends up naked, everyone has to get naked, turn it into a naked party with vivi's weapon. that way, Ellie won't be too ashamed after she sobers up if everyone is doing it.
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No. 1105576 ID: 6c233e

hey Ellie its not a party without two girls foolin around. Why don't you drag Vivi off to a dark corner and see if you can make her blush? Just teasing, of course, you're a good fox.
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No. 1105616 ID: bfd8fc

>>1105570

If she's overheating in the toga as-is, there is no chance that bra is going back on.
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No. 1105671 ID: 4c750c

>>1105570
Booooooo! No more bra! It’s gone anyways! Over in the bathroom somewhere, too much WORK to put back on! No need for bra, Ellie, just ask Vivi to ventilate ya with her swords, while protecting your modesty! I love that drunk Ellie is having fun, but remember how future sober Ellie might feel about exposing her bits! Don’t make that future Ellie’s problem! Future Ellie would be sad! And that would make Vivi sad! Maybe convince Vivi to strip a little too though~
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No. 1105676 ID: 2f41db

Whatever ends up being shedded or shredded, youll be ok ellie!
Remember, its not lewd as long as they cant see your hoo-hah!

Honestly, thats good advice for life in general.
"Keep calm and dont show them your hoo-hah"
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