Bob 2009/08/28(Fri)13:40 No. 621 ID: 43d730
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>>1714

Hi sdf
no one gives a shit

>>1718
thassa big tablet

Hey fag, get back in IRC.

Indeed

WHAT

WHY DID YOU PURCHASE SUCH A LARGE DRAWING INPUT DEVICE

WHY DID YOU NOT SPEND THAT MONEY ON BEER

Hey SDF...

You still have a 2E game to get back to!

>>1723
OR A PONY

Gnoll!1u4YNSY0gk 2009/08/28(Fri)13:56 No. 633 ID: f2de2f
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Yeah, well... Your jaw structure is ill suited to a carnivorous mammalian.

That's how he (t)rolls.

Bob 2009/08/28(Fri)14:01 No. 636 ID: 1ddce6
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>>1723
>>WHY DID YOU PURCHASE SUCH A LARGE DRAWING INPUT DEVICE

>>1729

Gee Blank... you really should find a better sense of humour.

>>1730
YOU ARE NOT BATMAN.

Bob 2009/08/28(Fri)14:06 No. 639 ID: 1ddce6
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>>1730

>>1732
That's true, better than batman.

Bob 2009/08/28(Fri)14:08 No. 641 ID: 43d730
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woof woof

>>1733
Oh SDF, you loveable bastard you.

>>1735
Go jump in a well Lassie.

>>1737
Hey, I didn't name him.

>>1738
>>1718


Wow, you can definitely see an improvement in the size of the pad there.

Bob 2009/08/28(Fri)14:46 No. 648 ID: 1ddce6
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>>1738

>>1742

Never change, SDF.

Never change.

>>1742
Wow. That is a completely awesome setup there, SDF.

>>1742
Oh yeah, show us more of your huge assets.

>>1742
MEGA RIG

Bob 2009/08/28(Fri)15:19 No. 654 ID: 1ddce6
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>>1745

>>1748
That is awesome

>>1747
GOSHEN X JOHN OTP

>>1748
I am so gay for your setup it's not funny.

But that shot's obviously faked. No porn on the desktop! What sort of chanfag are you?!

>>1748
Whoah, look at that tablet. That sucker's huge.

So how did John get her name?

>>1752
some faggot in joanquest kept calling her Tom.

SDF naturally named her john.

>>1748
Sweet fuckin tablet. Mine is smaller than that. ; _ ;

>>1754
I also have a ton more shit on my desk.

Bob 2009/08/28(Fri)15:43 No. 662 ID: 1ddce6
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>>1750

Holy shit, what kind of sexual humiliation did you have to endure to afford that monster?

>>1753
No, it was that everyone was going to be named a version of John, because of the "No, John, you are the demons" meme.

Then SDF forgot to keep naming people variants of john and the names didn't mean anything.

>>1756
man 20 bucks buys a lot in your country SDF.

>>1748
Ouch, that is around 800€. As a single purchase, that _is_ quite a lot.

>>1761
How did you get a thousand euros!?

I bet he can't say how he got it.

>>1762
Stealing the pope.

>>1764
>Stealing the pope's hat

>>1765
I meant what I said.

You know the old one was a muppet anyway.

Bob 2009/08/28(Fri)16:46 No. 673 ID: 1f4ffe
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>Intous 4.

I love you SDF, you so dreamy...

>>1766
>I meat what I bread

>Ba donka donk donk

Your work has improved a good bit, the hands look really nice here especially.

>>1773
Agreed.

I wish my tablet was functioning properly. D:

>>1780
I wish I had a tablet...

>>1782
I wish I knew how to draw.

>>1783
I wish to be the little girl.

I wish I were an oscar mayer weiner

>>1785
Is that what you would truly like to be?

>>1786
Yes
For if I were and oscar mayer weiner
everyone would be in love with mee

>>1796
You have a found your hat John?

>>1796
Put huge mutant hand on head to form a makeshift hat.

Bob 2009/08/29(Sat)13:37 No. 694 ID: 1ddce6
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>>1797

>>1799
Needs a feather.

BEST HAT EVER!

So, what happened to Joan?
She used to be the hat person.

Bob 2009/08/29(Sat)14:00 No. 698 ID: 1ddce6
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>>1802

>>1803

...You ate her, didn't you?

Bob 2009/08/29(Sat)14:10 No. 700 ID: eb175d
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>>1803
Ok, solved it.
That means kisses, right?

Alright, enough beating around the bush. I think it is high time we asked the question that we have dared not ask since, like, July 94'.

How many sets of nipples do Sergals have?

Bob 2009/08/29(Sat)14:20 No. 702 ID: 1ddce6
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>>1804

Bow Chika Wow Wow

>>1807
I don't think I understand.
You mean you went out to dinner with her?

>>1807
Where are you, anyway?

Say, what are you listening to right now?

Bob 2009/08/29(Sat)14:32 No. 707 ID: 1ddce6
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>>1810

>>1812
A white space?
Say hi to Freis for me.

I figured it was a basement somewhere, anyway.

>>1812
Is it a desert or something?
It looks rather empty.

Bob 2009/08/29(Sat)14:39 No. 710 ID: 1ddce6
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>>1811

Bob 2009/08/29(Sat)14:47 No. 711 ID: a81662
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>>1815
Serious?
You used to have a cool taste in music.

Before I forget, did you guys ever reach the Bar?
You're sure taking your time if not.

Bob 2009/08/29(Sat)15:00 No. 713 ID: 1ddce6
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>>1816

>>1818
Apparently I'm some kind of uncultured swine. Better enlighten me on this subject or I might die ignorant.

Bob 2009/08/29(Sat)15:10 No. 715 ID: 1ddce6
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>>1819

>>1820
Don't be like that, I just try to better myself.

>>1821
WHO LET THE DOOBIES IN HERE?!

>>1823
They were gross, I didn't want to push them out.

Bob 2009/08/29(Sat)15:32 No. 720 ID: 1ddce6
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>>1822

>>1825
Hello new banpage image!

>>1825
But whhhyyy?
I'm not Anonymous, it's the other guy.

>>1827
I'm anonymous, you're anonymous. We're all anonymous here.

So John, how was the trip to the bar?

On se jännä se SDF, tosi jännä on...

What does John think of Doobies... or maybe elves...

Bob 2009/08/29(Sat)16:06 No. 728 ID: 1ddce6
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>>1831

Crix!!AxZzWyL2L2 2009/08/29(Sat)16:07 No. 729 ID: b9a03e
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>>1829
Nope.

Bob 2009/08/29(Sat)16:10 No. 730 ID: 04b182
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>>1834
Secure tripcodes are for jerks.

Bob 2009/08/29(Sat)16:28 No. 732 ID: a81662
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>>1833
That's not how to be excited.
Here, get it girl.

>>1837
In before fetched femur.

>>1833

Tais mennä jännät sekasin.

Bob 2009/08/29(Sat)16:40 No. 735 ID: 1ddce6
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>>1837

>>1840

Hey, what's under that bush over there?

Bob 2009/08/29(Sat)16:45 No. 737 ID: 1ddce6
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>>1839

>>1841
We already confirmed it to be female, dude.

Bob 2009/08/29(Sat)16:49 No. 739 ID: bffa2a
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>>1840

>>1840
Ten points!

>>1748

Hey SDF, what a coincidence, I have the exact same mousepad as you. Pretty cool, huh? I like the new Finnet one more than the old one though!

>>1748
Judging by your background...

What would you do with a portal gun?

>>1847
John would probably french kiss herself.

>>1848
On her vagina.

>>1849
Lesbian or masturbatory antics and a portal gun.
The mind boggles.

Bob 2009/08/29(Sat)19:11 No. 746 ID: b94893
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>>1849

Bob 2009/08/30(Sun)04:49 No. 747 ID: 1ddce6
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>>1847

>>1861
But we've established that you'd do yourself...

you're my...

mommy! :D

>>1861
Early up today John.
Did ya have nice dreams?

>>1861

Oh John...

>>1861
John.
What is best in life?

Bob 2009/08/30(Sun)10:45 No. 752 ID: 1ddce6
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>>1867

>>1868
Going to need an explanation on that, please.
Niacin?
Hammond microphones and organs?

>>1868
It's me again, Anon from yesterday.
What exactly does B3 mean again?

Bob 2009/08/30(Sun)11:19 No. 755 ID: 1ddce6
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>>1869
>>1870

>>1871
Boobs, beer, and butt?

I dunno about that.

Where are all these newfags coming from? Of course that's what B^3 means.

>>1871
So that's why you left your home for the human lands?
I dunno about Sergal beer, but they are sure lacking in the butts and boobs department.

Bob 2009/08/30(Sun)11:37 No. 760 ID: b94893
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JOHN LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU

Bob 2009/08/30(Sun)11:45 No. 761 ID: 1ddce6
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>>1872
>>I dunno about that.

>>1877
What? I always thought Sergals are peaceful and gentle creature who wouldn't hurt anybody.
Like fluffy kittens.

>>1877
So how do you drink beer without it spilling all over the place?
Tilting your head up and pouring it in?
A straw?
Or just quaffing and showering later?

Bob 2009/08/30(Sun)12:19 No. 764 ID: 1ddce6
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>>1879

>>1880
Then how do you drink your vodka?

>>1880

Can you show that again? I don't think I got it right.

>>1880
Oh yeah, don't stop now, with the informations I mean.

Bob 2009/08/30(Sun)12:33 No. 769 ID: 1ddce6
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>>1881

>>1885
Isn't Vodka dangerous close to communism?

>>1885

Where does the butts enter this?

>>1885
Then how do you eat your cheesecake?

Bob 2009/08/30(Sun)13:09 No. 773 ID: 1ddce6
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>>1886

>>1886

Vodka was created long before communism, you Philistine.

>>1890
There there John.

Let's go to the titty bar to clear your head of this failure.

>>1890
He he, I just like to tease dangerous creatures.
Now back to butts and cheesecake.

Is there any drinks that you um... feed? water? Joan with?

>>1807
>>1880
What happened to joan's eyes?

Bob 2009/08/30(Sun)14:46 No. 779 ID: 64f8ae
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>>1885
Don't lie.

I don't know what to believe anymore.

What have you been eating recently, by the way?

Besides Joan.

Since NO ONE ELSE seems to want to ask.

Is Joan Quest ever coming back?

>>1950
You'll scare him off again!

>>1953
He's not that delicate.
The real question is: "What's about E-Quest?"

I'm more interested in what else does SDF use his enormous (new) assets in besides drawing scruffy sergals.

>>1978
Apparently, drawing big-tatted girls (which have scruffy sergals licking beer off of them)

>>1979
I have no problem with this and wish to subscribe to his- I mean wish for him to continue.

Bob 2009/08/31(Mon)20:00 No. 788 ID: f13cfe
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Hi SDF! Please accept this lampshade as a token of appreciation.

Bob 2009/09/01(Tue)15:56 No. 789 ID: 67c611
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>>1950
We already know the answer.
<From the douchebag himself.

Hey SDF, WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THIS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COYoiMHRZJg

Bob 2009/09/10(Thu)18:55 No. 792 ID: 00a6d6
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I had forgotten how funny random SDF threads were. Have a wrapped present.

Ohboy ohboy ohboy ohboy a present! Open it!

>>2148
i see what you did there.

>>312258
I'm pretty sure it's called #rubyquest.
Too bad the school blocks IRC.

>>312258
Look at 4chan's /b/.

There's your answer.

>>312258
Excuses/explanations range from "It would attract the wrong kind of person to the board" to "We don't need one. And anyway, don't we already have /txt/?"

>>312258
This basically is the random board.

Bob 2009/09/13(Sun)12:53 No. 800 ID: 8e18cd
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Picture related.

>>312258
As long your drawfagging you can be most likely rather random.

>>312265
On the other hand, you were a fixture of /tg/ board culture for a long while.

>>312265
You're still part of a Quest, kinda. It was never really ended or anything.
There are also other Sergals around, like Goshen for example. wink wink

>>312265
Hey, stick around if you want. This anon finds you entertaining, anyway. The mods are all aware of this thread and have been since it started - I'm guessing since they haven't moderated it, you're fine.

>>312265

If Drawfagging wasn't /tg/-related, this thread would've been already deleted.

>>312265
This is still the general discussion board, and I doubt anyone will get mad at you for posting this kinda stuff here.

Your humor is well-beloved around here. If you really want attention you could always run a quest like this, John. This is practically a quest anyways.

>>312271
In fact, an image you drew is the ban image for this site.

The SCUM SCUM SCUM SCUM GO HOME SCUM SCUM SCUM one.

Hey, SDF. Drawfagging on /tg/ is just fine. Actually we kind of brainstorming what to do for a good general/random board that doesn't attract "lol anon XD" types. /meep/ was perfect, but you can't really mimic that sort of perfection easily.

>>312271
>world settings
Maybe you're part of a world setting?
A world of awesome, buttbots and vikingdwarfs.

>>312276
It's not slow for me. Maybe it's your connection?

>>312276
I'd fuck your crazy tongue vagina, John <3

Bob 2009/09/13(Sun)14:23 No. 816 ID: b94893
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>>312278
Hey. You.

Cut that out.

>>312276
Hey, you know what would get you attention?

If you started doing a quest in the /quest/ board.

Joan, E, or something new.

>>312276
But where else to go, with your freakish short ears?
You're also on the by far slowest board right now, /quest/ for example is faster.

Well John we're running faster now... Your painting the old board red helped

>>312280

Not much so lately. Too few people and the average /quest/ goer pays attention to three quests at most. Not counting simple ones. So some more involving ones go without attention and ground to a halt.

>>312284
Goddammit you bitch, what's good enough then?
I think your taking that whole matriarchy idea way to far.

Well John... I'm thinking we could use your book on how to make things faster and stuff...

>>312284
WHAT'S not good enough?

You don't want to run a quest and get attention that way? Fine. What the fuck do you want then?

>>312284
Aww, look at that fluffy face

>>312288
So cuddly wuddly... like a bit kitten!

Bob 2009/09/13(Sun)15:56 No. 828 ID: d216b5
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Here. I have a suggestion for you, go to the goddamn bar already.
The quest board is right over there, you just have to stop being a cunt about it.
Best regards

>>312291
>>SDF
>>stop being a cunt about it.

ahhahahhahahaahahhhahhahaahahahaahahahh

>>312291
>SDF
>stop being a cunt about it

Oh you.

Totallynotsamefag!!V1AJL5LzHl 2009/09/13(Sun)19:02 No. 831 ID: 962d6b
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>>312284
ah well, keep yer DA goin you huge faggot. or just waste that 800 euro piece of crap. Whatever works.

Bob 2009/09/14(Mon)00:27 No. 832 ID: 7eda8b
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We don't really have enough people breaking Rule One. (Don't talk about etc)

>>312276

Do you ever get tired of making all those lines? I mean seriously it must take longer to make all those lines then to just color the area blue.

Bob 2009/09/14(Mon)06:23 No. 834 ID: 8e18cd
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>>312307

> Citing Rule 1&2

There's no sergal facepalm image to go with it, so have creepy Rain stare instead

Bob 2009/09/14(Mon)06:56 No. 835 ID: 43d730
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>>312310
I disagree.

>>312304
He has a DA account?

>>312312
http://sirdoubleshoggoth.deviantart.com/

>>312258

That's no way to accept a gift.

>>312328
The gift was from Anonymous though.

>>312329
You're right, I'm surprised she didn't call the bomb squad.

Bob 2009/09/15(Tue)15:44 No. 841 ID: 1ddce6
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>>312330

>>312332
Because pizza boys tend to be more tender, less trained, less armored, and less prepared?

And they come with pizza?

>>312333
And are occasionally pizza girls?

>>312332
Why do I find this so seductive :|

>>312335
Because you are clearly a furry.

>>312332
*phantom jerk*

>>312332
Can you even drink from a champagne glass with that weird mouth of yours?

>>312342

That's not champagne...

>>312354
I don't think anyone is disputing the contents of that glass, but it is still a champagne glass.

>>312355
>contents
Corn syrup and food coloring?

>>312355
No it's not, actually.

Bob 2009/09/18(Fri)10:52 No. 854 ID: f421d7
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>>312367
What is it then?
I actually tried to get the proper term and found this as champagne glass.
I'm no expert on that kinda stuff though.

>>312368
I don't know, but it's not a proper champagne glass. I refuse to accept that as the name, and would not care to drink champagne out of it.

>>312369

It's what they use at weddings and big parties when they pile a pyramid from them to pour the cheap swill from top.

You're thinking of the longer one for the classy stuff.

Awww, I think John and Joan got married.

I dunno. John's combat capabilities weren't too hot in the quest.

>>312372
John was having too much fun mucking about

>>312369
The champagne glass is the tall one, this one is a champagne coupe:

"The champagne coupe or champagne saucer is the saucer-shaped stem glass once used for serving champagne, but now more commonly used for certain cocktails such as daiquiris."

I think John is shliching to Goshen and his Dustback friend... wanting to get double teamed by them...

Newfag here, saw a thread on 4chan's /tg/ with these pics in it.
Is this the same person?

>>312549
That's an awfully vague question. If it's one of these pics that was posted then it was drawn by SDF.

[oh wow I forgot to post this and it's been sitting in this window for 3 hours]

>>312549
SDF draws all these pics, but he definitely didn't copy-paste them onto /tg/

Bob 2009/10/06(Tue)14:04 No. 866 ID: 90665d
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>>312369
It's a receptacle from which you drink booze. Why quibble over semantics?

>>312574
I hoped for a picture of John drinking from a champagne glass.
Don't judge me.

Sir Double Faggot truely was the king of all faggots.
In a good way.
Faggot.

>>1877
HEY EVERYBODY DID THE NEWS GET AROUND ABOUT A MAN NAMED BUTCHER PETE?

OH PETE JUST FLEW INTO THIS TOWN AND HE'S COPPIN UP ALL THE WOMEN'S MEAT.

HE'S HACKIN AND WHACKING AND SMACKING, HE'S HACKIN AND WHACKING AND SMACKING, HE'S HACKIN AND WHACKING AND SMACKING, HE JUST HACKS, WHACKS, AND CHOPS THAT MEAT.

>>312669
BUTCHA PETE'S GOT A LONG SHARP KNIFE

>>312671
Over eight hours, and only two more posts of this song?

2009/10/20(Tue)12:57 No. 875 ID: 43d730
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>>312672
I... I killed it...

>>312683
This board's front page still has threads whose most recent posts were made three weeks ago. I don't think it's possible to "kill" anything here.

Bob 2009/10/21(Wed)15:41 No. 877 ID: 43d730
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>>312686
DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO KILL EVERYTHING YOU TOUCH

>>312687
You're weak to dust. And your barrier is shitty. Go back to Russia you Robo-Communist

Bob 2009/10/22(Thu)12:28 No. 880 ID: 43d730
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>>312689
SHUT UP YOU
IF IT WASN'T FOR MY ASTHMA I'D BE A GODDAMN EVERSOR

>>312692
Sure... You can't shoot with your shields up.

Bob 2009/10/24(Sat)09:39 No. 882 ID: 43d730
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>>312694
HEY
WE CAN'T HELP HOW WE'RE BUILT
BLAME THAT FUCKTARD WILEY