>>1886

Vodka was created long before communism, you Philistine.

>>1890
There there John.

Let's go to the titty bar to clear your head of this failure.

>>1890
He he, I just like to tease dangerous creatures.
Now back to butts and cheesecake.

Is there any drinks that you um... feed? water? Joan with?

>>1807
>>1880
What happened to joan's eyes?

Bob 2009/08/30(Sun)14:46 No. 779 ID: 64f8ae
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>>1885
Don't lie.

I don't know what to believe anymore.

What have you been eating recently, by the way?

Besides Joan.

Since NO ONE ELSE seems to want to ask.

Is Joan Quest ever coming back?

>>1950
You'll scare him off again!

>>1953
He's not that delicate.
The real question is: "What's about E-Quest?"

I'm more interested in what else does SDF use his enormous (new) assets in besides drawing scruffy sergals.

>>1978
Apparently, drawing big-tatted girls (which have scruffy sergals licking beer off of them)

>>1979
I have no problem with this and wish to subscribe to his- I mean wish for him to continue.

Bob 2009/08/31(Mon)20:00 No. 788 ID: f13cfe
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Hi SDF! Please accept this lampshade as a token of appreciation.

Bob 2009/09/01(Tue)15:56 No. 789 ID: 67c611
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>>1950
We already know the answer.
<From the douchebag himself.

Hey SDF, WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THIS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COYoiMHRZJg

Bob 2009/09/10(Thu)18:55 No. 792 ID: 00a6d6
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I had forgotten how funny random SDF threads were. Have a wrapped present.

Ohboy ohboy ohboy ohboy a present! Open it!

>>2148
i see what you did there.

>>312258
I'm pretty sure it's called #rubyquest.
Too bad the school blocks IRC.

>>312258
Look at 4chan's /b/.

There's your answer.

>>312258
Excuses/explanations range from "It would attract the wrong kind of person to the board" to "We don't need one. And anyway, don't we already have /txt/?"

>>312258
This basically is the random board.

Bob 2009/09/13(Sun)12:53 No. 800 ID: 8e18cd
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Picture related.

>>312258
As long your drawfagging you can be most likely rather random.

>>312265
On the other hand, you were a fixture of /tg/ board culture for a long while.

>>312265
You're still part of a Quest, kinda. It was never really ended or anything.
There are also other Sergals around, like Goshen for example. wink wink

>>312265
Hey, stick around if you want. This anon finds you entertaining, anyway. The mods are all aware of this thread and have been since it started - I'm guessing since they haven't moderated it, you're fine.

>>312265

If Drawfagging wasn't /tg/-related, this thread would've been already deleted.

>>312265
This is still the general discussion board, and I doubt anyone will get mad at you for posting this kinda stuff here.

Your humor is well-beloved around here. If you really want attention you could always run a quest like this, John. This is practically a quest anyways.

>>312271
In fact, an image you drew is the ban image for this site.

The SCUM SCUM SCUM SCUM GO HOME SCUM SCUM SCUM one.

Hey, SDF. Drawfagging on /tg/ is just fine. Actually we kind of brainstorming what to do for a good general/random board that doesn't attract "lol anon XD" types. /meep/ was perfect, but you can't really mimic that sort of perfection easily.

>>312271
>world settings
Maybe you're part of a world setting?
A world of awesome, buttbots and vikingdwarfs.

>>312276
It's not slow for me. Maybe it's your connection?

>>312276
I'd fuck your crazy tongue vagina, John <3

Bob 2009/09/13(Sun)14:23 No. 816 ID: b94893
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>>312278
Hey. You.

Cut that out.

>>312276
Hey, you know what would get you attention?

If you started doing a quest in the /quest/ board.

Joan, E, or something new.

>>312276
But where else to go, with your freakish short ears?
You're also on the by far slowest board right now, /quest/ for example is faster.

Well John we're running faster now... Your painting the old board red helped

>>312280

Not much so lately. Too few people and the average /quest/ goer pays attention to three quests at most. Not counting simple ones. So some more involving ones go without attention and ground to a halt.

>>312284
Goddammit you bitch, what's good enough then?
I think your taking that whole matriarchy idea way to far.

Well John... I'm thinking we could use your book on how to make things faster and stuff...

>>312284
WHAT'S not good enough?

You don't want to run a quest and get attention that way? Fine. What the fuck do you want then?

>>312284
Aww, look at that fluffy face

>>312288
So cuddly wuddly... like a bit kitten!

Bob 2009/09/13(Sun)15:56 No. 828 ID: d216b5
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Here. I have a suggestion for you, go to the goddamn bar already.
The quest board is right over there, you just have to stop being a cunt about it.
Best regards

>>312291
>>SDF
>>stop being a cunt about it.

ahhahahhahahaahahhhahhahaahahahaahahahh

>>312291
>SDF
>stop being a cunt about it

Oh you.

Totallynotsamefag!!V1AJL5LzHl 2009/09/13(Sun)19:02 No. 831 ID: 962d6b
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>>312284
ah well, keep yer DA goin you huge faggot. or just waste that 800 euro piece of crap. Whatever works.

Bob 2009/09/14(Mon)00:27 No. 832 ID: 7eda8b
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We don't really have enough people breaking Rule One. (Don't talk about etc)

>>312276

Do you ever get tired of making all those lines? I mean seriously it must take longer to make all those lines then to just color the area blue.

Bob 2009/09/14(Mon)06:23 No. 834 ID: 8e18cd
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>>312307

> Citing Rule 1&2

There's no sergal facepalm image to go with it, so have creepy Rain stare instead

Bob 2009/09/14(Mon)06:56 No. 835 ID: 43d730
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>>312310
I disagree.

>>312304
He has a DA account?

>>312312
http://sirdoubleshoggoth.deviantart.com/

>>312258

That's no way to accept a gift.

>>312328
The gift was from Anonymous though.

>>312329
You're right, I'm surprised she didn't call the bomb squad.

Bob 2009/09/15(Tue)15:44 No. 841 ID: 1ddce6
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>>312330

>>312332
Because pizza boys tend to be more tender, less trained, less armored, and less prepared?

And they come with pizza?

>>312333
And are occasionally pizza girls?

>>312332
Why do I find this so seductive :|

>>312335
Because you are clearly a furry.

>>312332
*phantom jerk*

>>312332
Can you even drink from a champagne glass with that weird mouth of yours?

>>312342

That's not champagne...

>>312354
I don't think anyone is disputing the contents of that glass, but it is still a champagne glass.

>>312355
>contents
Corn syrup and food coloring?

>>312355
No it's not, actually.

Bob 2009/09/18(Fri)10:52 No. 854 ID: f421d7
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>>312367
What is it then?
I actually tried to get the proper term and found this as champagne glass.
I'm no expert on that kinda stuff though.

>>312368
I don't know, but it's not a proper champagne glass. I refuse to accept that as the name, and would not care to drink champagne out of it.

>>312369

It's what they use at weddings and big parties when they pile a pyramid from them to pour the cheap swill from top.

You're thinking of the longer one for the classy stuff.

Awww, I think John and Joan got married.

I dunno. John's combat capabilities weren't too hot in the quest.

>>312372
John was having too much fun mucking about

>>312369
The champagne glass is the tall one, this one is a champagne coupe:

"The champagne coupe or champagne saucer is the saucer-shaped stem glass once used for serving champagne, but now more commonly used for certain cocktails such as daiquiris."

I think John is shliching to Goshen and his Dustback friend... wanting to get double teamed by them...

Newfag here, saw a thread on 4chan's /tg/ with these pics in it.
Is this the same person?

>>312549
That's an awfully vague question. If it's one of these pics that was posted then it was drawn by SDF.

[oh wow I forgot to post this and it's been sitting in this window for 3 hours]

>>312549
SDF draws all these pics, but he definitely didn't copy-paste them onto /tg/

Bob 2009/10/06(Tue)14:04 No. 866 ID: 90665d
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>>312369
It's a receptacle from which you drink booze. Why quibble over semantics?

>>312574
I hoped for a picture of John drinking from a champagne glass.
Don't judge me.

Sir Double Faggot truely was the king of all faggots.
In a good way.
Faggot.

>>1877
HEY EVERYBODY DID THE NEWS GET AROUND ABOUT A MAN NAMED BUTCHER PETE?

OH PETE JUST FLEW INTO THIS TOWN AND HE'S COPPIN UP ALL THE WOMEN'S MEAT.

HE'S HACKIN AND WHACKING AND SMACKING, HE'S HACKIN AND WHACKING AND SMACKING, HE'S HACKIN AND WHACKING AND SMACKING, HE JUST HACKS, WHACKS, AND CHOPS THAT MEAT.

>>312669
BUTCHA PETE'S GOT A LONG SHARP KNIFE

>>312671
Over eight hours, and only two more posts of this song?

2009/10/20(Tue)12:57 No. 875 ID: 43d730
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>>312672
I... I killed it...

>>312683
This board's front page still has threads whose most recent posts were made three weeks ago. I don't think it's possible to "kill" anything here.

Bob 2009/10/21(Wed)15:41 No. 877 ID: 43d730
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>>312686
DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO KILL EVERYTHING YOU TOUCH

>>312687
You're weak to dust. And your barrier is shitty. Go back to Russia you Robo-Communist

Bob 2009/10/22(Thu)12:28 No. 880 ID: 43d730
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>>312689
SHUT UP YOU
IF IT WASN'T FOR MY ASTHMA I'D BE A GODDAMN EVERSOR

>>312692
Sure... You can't shoot with your shields up.

Bob 2009/10/24(Sat)09:39 No. 882 ID: 43d730
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>>312694
HEY
WE CAN'T HELP HOW WE'RE BUILT
BLAME THAT FUCKTARD WILEY