Suggestion 2020/10/31(Sat)02:39 No. 980123 ID: 96e04f
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You are Jack Taylor, sales associate at CompuGlobal Hyper-MegaNet. It's 1996, you're 28 years old, single, and you live in an apartment. You enjoy golfing on the weekends and play a lot of poker. You work on the 53rd floor, and thankfully have the elevator to yourself for now. Looks like you have some time to kill.

Begin jumping up and down while singing the "Men - We Don't Know What We Did song".

> Jump up and down while singing "Men - We Don't Know What We Orgeston 2020/10/31(Sat)11:59 No. 980134 ID: 96e04f
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You'd probably think that song was pretty funny, if it had come out yet. You're a man, and you never know what you did. As it is, Family Guy won't be on the air for another three years. You tap your foot and mumble the Seinfeld theme to yourself instead.

Make sure you finish that cigarette before you reach another stop, and be sure to dispose of the butt carefully; those can be a fire hazard, you know.

Check inventory.

>>980134

Come to the horrid and inevitable conclusion that, if ever your life became a disaster movie, 53 floors is a LONG way for an elevator to fall.

Be glad for modern safety standards.

Consider what your lunch options are. You aren't hungry yet, but there is nothing better to think about right now.

>>980134
consider purchasing larger more fragrant cigars in your ever-escalating pettyness war with Paul from marketing

Orgeston 2020/11/01(Sun)08:02 No. 980197 ID: 96e04f
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You pat yourself down and thoroughly check your belongings. Yup, all there.

It's only 7 AM, but you're already considering lunch. You're thinking Arby's. Wait, not Arby's. The other one, with the smug star. Hardee's.

Your shoes are in your socks? Or... your socks have the shoes equipped?

What's your job like?

Make sure your phone is charged and the signal isn't zero bars.

You may want to consider taking some stairs for exercise if they aren't.

Not like the elevator is going to jam... is it?

>>980197
Consider the inevitable office social interactions your destined to have today, both benign and crappy. Come up with contingencies.

Orgeston 2020/11/06(Fri)22:59 No. 980496 ID: 96e04f
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>>980212
This isn't hard to understand. It's a stack. You can't take off your socks without taking off your shoes.

>>980496
Okay I guess the lines don't always mean the same type of thing then. Obviously you can take off your pants without removing your wallet.

What do all the buttons on your watch do?

Check quest log- I mean, mentally note what you're supposed to do at work today.

>>980496
... But you can take off your underwear without taking off your pants?

... Take off your underwear and revel in this skill.

Stamp that ember before you catch something on fire!

>>980501
Actually, if the wallet is in your pants, then removing the pants would remove the wallet. Stacks make sense in that regard.

However...

>>980613
You know we have to confirm this.

>>980496
check elevator for bombs

Orgeston 2020/11/22(Sun)20:41 No. 981836 ID: 8177a6
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>>980613
It's not a big deal. It's just the stack funct-
*ding*
Shit.

>>981836
Quick, hide your tighty whities behind your back!

Put them back on!

Orgeston 2020/12/16(Wed)23:59 No. 983776 ID: a2211a
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You think she saw the underpants.

She isn't talking. Should you say something?

Ignore her.

You could ask her to look away for a second. That'll give you time to put them back on.

wink at her

Ask her what department of CompuGlobal Hyper-MegaNet she works for, complain about traffic, play it as cool as possible

Ask what floor she's going to.

>>983776
Zip it.

Try to claim that you were simply practicing magic tricks? You might score cool points with her if you play your cards right