Grab her arm... "gently"

Introduce yourself as Vermillion, former director, currently mother focused on providing for your child. Ask who she is and what she brings to the table

I haven't had foreplay that good since summer camp.

Was there something you needed?

>>1004869
>That file name.

>>1004871
"...this feels uncomfortably familiar, but damnit I can't recall your name either. Have I half-threatened to lamp you upside the head before or am I thinkin' of someone else?"

You don't have to deal with this, just turn your back to her. Things get lost in your hair all the time...

>>1004871

Grab her hand and gently but EXTREMELY firmly tell her to quit poking your boob.

1/2 FUN 2021/07/09(Fri)08:31 No. 1005200 ID: a34b8a
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You daintily snatch this woman's hand, and answer her question telling her about our former position as the director here to help with your daughter's shocking predicament.

We return the question asking her who she is and more importantly why is she bothering me??!!

2/2 FUN 2021/07/09(Fri)08:45 No. 1005202 ID: a34b8a
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"Ah I thought I knew ya" she says as she slithers her way out of our hand.

"I AM THE HEAVY DUTY MAIDEN!!" she announces with much more volume

"THE CRUSADER OF CLEAN!! CAPTAIN HONEY!"

"...pretty cool huh?"

Yes, very cool. Do not touch me again.

Big if true

"Show me what you can do"

>>1005202
...Oh yeah. Vaguely remember you. How've things been holding up since I've been gone?

How can she be a crusader of clean with such a dirty mind?

>>1005200
If you're the crusader of clean, you should know not to poke people with gloves that you've used to do... whatever you've used them for.

Also, don't poke women there. Also also, don't poke people in general.

1/3 FUN 2021/07/25(Sun)17:33 No. 1006369 ID: a34b8a
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We tell her not to poke us there especially with those gloves if she's some so called crusader of clean.
"Haha I guess you're right."
Honey nonchalantly responds

Trying our best to switch the subject and keep our cool we ask how's she's been and most importantly what she can do.

"haha you see I'm-"

"Please stop wasting her time! No one cares about a glorified janitor playing superhero."

The woman against the wall aggravatingly interjects

2/3 FUN 2021/07/25(Sun)17:34 No. 1006370 ID: a34b8a
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"...Oh that's Blanche..."
Honey continues unperturbed

3/3 FUN 2021/07/25(Sun)17:37 No. 1006372 ID: a34b8a
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"She's kind of a bitch"
She says failing to keep her voice down

>>1006372
"Nah, feels more cunt-y then bitch-y." (voice low, so only Honey can hear)

"HEY, YOU. You wouldn't have anything to do with a massive redhead with a flower in her hair hunting down my kid's guardian, would you? Because I claimed first dibs on throttling her to death over any screwups that occur, and I'd hate to have to deal with cross departmental fuckery if it was."

Actually, if I'm involved in operation planning, I'll need to know about all of your capabilities...

Let her know we have seniority, and dare her to tell us a bit about herself, all in one shot.

>>1006372
Whatever.
What can the "crusader of clean" do? I imagine she must be pretty capable to be sitting at this table.

>>1006372
I've yet to meet someone who isn't.

>>1006372
"Good to know. Now considering my former position I think I'm gonna stick with my judgement and ask again- what's your updated skillset look like?"

FUN 2021/08/18(Wed)15:26 No. 1008240 ID: a34b8a
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Losing interest in Captain Honey, we turn our attention to the big butt blue bitch in the corner.

"HEY, YOU. You wouldn't have anything to do with a massive redhead with a flower in her hair hunting down my kid's guardian, would you?" you interrogate.

"ohh hmmm...You mean my serv- co-captain Sapphire? Last I recall someone currently in your team, unauthorizedly used stolen equipment on her putting her in the medbay for some time. You wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you? Captain..."

She retorts venomously

>>1008240
"Well, shucks, ma'am. I just can't seem to recollect. I promise to pay better attention the next time 300+ pounds of hired muscle is hurling itself at me."

Bitch, please.

>>1008240
Lean in real close.
"I've killed careers before and I'm not afraid to kill again. Watch your tone and stop making an embarrassment of this organization."

>>1008240

"No, no, it was authorized. It was unofficially authorized by me at the time of acquiring, and then officially (unofficially) authorized post-fact."

"What. Do you mean. By 'serv'."

"Oh, she totally appropriated equipment; I'll grant you that much. As far as I can tell, though, everything else was in defense of herself and others, which is, um, like THE WHOLE POINT OF OUR ORGANIZATION. Yeah, she'll get a reprimand, but it'll be NOTHING compared to the dress-down your 'servant' deserves.

"And yeah, I caught that - you aren't gonna 'Huh?' 'What?' your way out of that little slip, miss. As much as I'd hate to come to that gorilla's defense, what exactly are you implying about your relationship and her position within the organization? This oughta be good."

>>1008240
Dr. McCarthy. Latoya McCarthy.

Mind telling me what the fuck this benetrope is, and why you've got your, ahem, "servant", dosed up on it? And if it does what I think it does, why do you have her taking it while she's inside HQ, where all of our agents, assets, and information are, for guarding an admittedly annoying suspect, and not, say, punching unregistered Hazards on the streets, where there's less of a chance of her wrecking our shit, and my daughter?

FUN 2021/09/01(Wed)21:16 No. 1009295 ID: a34b8a
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We lean in really close so this bitch can hear us clearly.

"Oh, she totally appropriated equipment; I'll grant you that much. As far as I can tell, though, everything else was in defense of herself and others, which is, um, like THE WHOLE POINT OF OUR ORGANIZATION. Yeah, she'll get a reprimand, but it'll be NOTHING compared to the dress-down your 'servant' deserves. I've killed careers before and I'm not afraid to kill again. Watch your tone and stop making an embarrassment of this organization."

you growl through clenched teeth.

"Sapphire has received more than enough punishment, and believe me miss former director, I'm more than aware at your ability to ruin careers including your own..."

the snake hisses back

Then is the interest of everyone's safety and sanity, let's just stay out of each other's way.

Quick Honey, do something Hilarious!

...on accident

>>1009295
I’ll take that to mean you’re waiting for your share of the punishment, then? Because if your “servant” ends up hurting my daughter or anyone assigned to her care, I assure you, you’ll your fair share and then some.

>>1009295

Okay, okay, people, let's have a LITTLE tact and back off for now. We don't need to make an out and out enemy so soon.

"...just stay away from my kid. And let's try to not meet up again."

>>1009122
If this bitch is implying that having a child and retiring in order to raise them career ending, then she NEEDS to get SLAPPED - AFTER work hours. Momma needs to set a good example by showing how one needs to keeps any grievances until the proper time.

Maybe one of the two dudes in the room might try to break things with lame flirting and make himself the heatsink.

1/4 FUN 2022/01/29(Sat)14:01 No. 1021672 ID: 81ddae
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Ouuuuugh! The desire to break this girl's nose swelters inside you.

Luckily...for her. Before either of you have anytime to do anything else, A familiar voice sings out to you.

"Ooooooooh V!" Grace melodies as she clings onto you

"I don't mean to intervene but I have a special someone for you to meet!" Your old friend teases.

"A new member for your team!, oh I know you'll just love them." She continues as she tugs our arm.

You know Grace well enough that when she says you'll "love" something she really means you'll hate it. Buuuuuut any excuse to get away from that bitch is a good one.

"Sure..." you reluctantly agree beginning to follow Grace's lead, but not before saying your goodbyes to your friend over there.
"Just stay the hell away from me and my kid!" you threaten before taking your leave

2/4 FUN 2022/01/29(Sat)14:03 No. 1021673 ID: 81ddae
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"hmmph" Blanche scoffs
"Who does she think she is? like anyone gives a damn about some washed up brute and...."

3/4 FUN 2022/01/29(Sat)14:04 No. 1021674 ID: 81ddae
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"...Her kid..."

4/4 FUN 2022/01/29(Sat)14:13 No. 1021675 ID: 81ddae
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"HA! see I told you! there's no such thing as a super black belt!" Molly triumphantly proclaims between breaths.

"If you're this easy then that electric lady will be no problem for me! ...She just got lucky..."
Molly brags in wavering confidence.

We ponder about how our impeccable strategy of hugs and friendship could have failed us in this duel but this is no time for thinking we must act in this situation lest we suffer more of her annoying bragging.

That is if we were Bonnie

If you were Molly you'd prefer to relish in your victory and further prove your superiority over this dumb annoying girl.

Who are we?

>Be Molly

Be be bop be be ba dum be de be Bonnie!

This thread was supposed to be about Molly. Lets get back to her.

Tell Bonnie that since you beat her, YOU get to be the leader from now on.

First order of business: you get dibs on petting her dumb rat whenever you want.

>>1021675
I'm gonna go for Bonnie.

Molly seems like she's pretty smart, and I dunno if I can wrap my head around that.

Be Bonnie.

1/2 FUN 2022/02/03(Thu)15:44 No. 1022273 ID: 81ddae
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We're Bonnie of course! We really need to stop forgetting that!

Molly continues her gloating proclaiming herself the "leader." whatever that means.

Swallow anger. "That's Rathoney. You don't want Rathoney. He likes to be in charge and gets snippy when he's not. 'Sides, he's mine."

Do not clarify what you mean by that.

2/2 FUN 2022/02/03(Thu)15:45 No. 1022275 ID: 81ddae
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"My first decree as supreme queen leader!" Molly proclaims

"I want unlimited petting rights to your mousies! NO NO NO! wait... I want to keep one, I waaaaaaaant...That one!"

>>1022274
This is obviously for >>1022275. Dunno how I pulled that off.

>>1022274
Yes, rathoney is non-negotiable, but you can have any other one

No, that one is the leader, don't be greedy. Have one of the big cuddly ones!

Well, you'll have to offer something of equal value. The queen is not above the law.

Surely if we give you the largest rmouse, you will get much more petting out of it?

That one's my friend, and you have get your own friend.

FUN 2022/02/09(Wed)18:52 No. 1022957 ID: 81ddae
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We politely yet firmly tell Molly that she most definitely cannot have Rathoney. Not only is he the leader he is our friend too!


"Weeeeeeell if he's the leader aaaand I'm the leader..."
Molly playfully teases before taking off

>>1022957
...that makes me feel a touch grumbly.

New mission: get her cat back so you can get your rat back

"PET THIEF!"

>>1022957
Wouldn't Rodney just mind control her into not wanting him anymore now that they have skin contact?

>>1022976
yeah, if she doesn't wanna listen she'll learn the hard way lol

>>1022995

So what do we do in the meantime? Let's go try and figure out that thing that lady did to us where she just kinda poked us and we flew away. That was neat. Maybe Ms. Scarlet can help us.

1/5 FUN 2022/02/20(Sun)17:18 No. 1024151 ID: 07a28c
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Mmmmmmm...this girl...she makes you feel...warm and fuzzy inside. No not warm, hot. like something "inside" is boiling, burning, or bubbling .

2/5 FUN 2022/02/20(Sun)17:23 No. 1024152 ID: 07a28c
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You've been nothing but nice to this girl and she still RUDE to us! and now. Now she STOLE our friend!!! SHE STOLE RATHONEY!

3/5 FUN 2022/02/20(Sun)17:29 No. 1024154 ID: 07a28c
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"Hey stinky!" Molly tauntingly calls out to us.

"I think i'm going to change his name Rathoney is a bit hard to say, I like Ratthew better." Molly continue to gloats

"Say why do you always keep him on your head like this and not in a pock-"

https://youtu.be/h3hy2KOamzM

5/5 FUN 2022/02/20(Sun)17:40 No. 1024159 ID: 07a28c
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"What?!" Molly gasps

"Anyways! I don't even really want your dumb mousey honestly." She says in a more direct tone.

I want you to fight me for real, none of that huggy stuff you were trying to do earlier. The winner will get to keep Ratthew."Molly bargains

*teleports behind Molly

Time to get serious! No more hugs, only zap

>>1024159
"...alright."

No more words. We're gonna punch things real hard now.

Not sure when we're gonna stop.

She thinks she wants this.

She doesn't want this.

Go get an adult. Inform them of the terms of the duel and have them watch. Gotta make sure we don't get in too much trouble when we kick her ass.

>>1024165
Can't hear your logic over all this quiet yet frothing rage.

Obliterate tree trunk. You can't beat the crap out of her without getting closer.

CHANNEL YOUR HEREDITARY RAGE STRENGTH!

>>1024165
nah, no adults

we killin' tonight lads

>>1024173
...I mean, I don't want her dead.

>>1024173
>>1024202
Hold on there guys. Look at her eyes. Rathony is definitely playing a part here.

(notice how her eyes stopped being red here: >>1022957 but are again red here >>1024151)

>>1024203
pretty sure it's just stylized rage, they flick off when she stops being mad for a moment here.

>>1022957

There is no deal, there is only smashing.

1/4 FUN 2022/04/02(Sat)13:52 No. 1028064 ID: 07a28c
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You begrudgingly accept Molly's challenge.
"Good!" Molly declares as she descends the tree.

"Besides you said you wanted to see my power right? I'll show you what I can do firstha-"

Oh no!
get over there and help her up, and get her to the adults for medical attention.

It's a feint! Sit on her.

Claim victory, by sits.

Allow anger to dissipate.

Start laughing uncontrollably.

>>1028071
>>1028072
These.

>>1028067
Oh dang, oh shit.

That's not cool. That wasn't even us!

Time for helping! Anger delayed.

"Ideclarevictorynobacksies!"

Maybe move the hair out of your eyes before charging forward like that.

Could be a feint, but she's a jerk, not an enemy. Stick to your principles. Go help her out, but stay on guard.

Go like you are going to punch her in the nose, then point and and poke her on the nose instead.

>>1028094
Great wisdom I sense.

Oh come on! It was perfect, we had the perfect justification to kick her ass!
Sigh, help her up and find ratthony. Silently curse that single twig for ruining your revenge.

>>1028094
Thirding

Then have her tilt her head forward to help with the nosebleed (do not tilt the head back. That is wrong).

>>1028076
this, she got actually hurt, that's no good!

You are a Cherub Safety scout, therefore, you gotta heal her.

Gentle snoot boop to establish dominance.

>>1028412
That could be excruciating if her nose is broken. Lets not do this.

>>1028066
The more I look at this, the more I think we should just run and get help. That is a lot of blood for a bloody nose that happened just a second ago. She probably broke her nose and that is actually serious.

Bonnie doesn't know the meaning of serious.

>>1028465
That's not true. She knows she should get an adult.

Get an adult, say that Molly booped her snoot on the ground, and now there's blood everywhere.