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977240 No. 977240 ID: a34b8a

The unpleasantries of this monotonous prison called “summer camp” are beginning to put you in quite the doldrum. Seven humdrum days of childish activities and incompetent caretakers have given you an overwhelmingly dour reality check of this camp that you were once so excited for.
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No. 1004874 ID: e51896

Grab her arm... "gently"

Introduce yourself as Vermillion, former director, currently mother focused on providing for your child. Ask who she is and what she brings to the table
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No. 1004875 ID: df76b1

I haven't had foreplay that good since summer camp.

Was there something you needed?
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No. 1004909 ID: c5d2fe

>>1004869
>That file name.

>>1004871
"...this feels uncomfortably familiar, but damnit I can't recall your name either. Have I half-threatened to lamp you upside the head before or am I thinkin' of someone else?"
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No. 1004920 ID: 24ae03

You don't have to deal with this, just turn your back to her. Things get lost in your hair all the time...
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No. 1004922 ID: 262068

>>1004871

Grab her hand and gently but EXTREMELY firmly tell her to quit poking your boob.
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No. 1005200 ID: a34b8a
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1005200

You daintily snatch this woman's hand, and answer her question telling her about our former position as the director here to help with your daughter's shocking predicament.

We return the question asking her who she is and more importantly why is she bothering me??!!
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No. 1005202 ID: a34b8a
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1005202

"Ah I thought I knew ya" she says as she slithers her way out of our hand.

"I AM THE HEAVY DUTY MAIDEN!!" she announces with much more volume

"THE CRUSADER OF CLEAN!! CAPTAIN HONEY!"

"...pretty cool huh?"
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No. 1005210 ID: 3ed3c3

Yes, very cool. Do not touch me again.
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No. 1005215 ID: df76b1

Big if true
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No. 1005216 ID: 5cb622

"Show me what you can do"
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No. 1005217 ID: c5d2fe

>>1005202
...Oh yeah. Vaguely remember you. How've things been holding up since I've been gone?
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No. 1005231 ID: 24ae03

How can she be a crusader of clean with such a dirty mind?
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No. 1005312 ID: 26cc8e

>>1005200
If you're the crusader of clean, you should know not to poke people with gloves that you've used to do... whatever you've used them for.

Also, don't poke women there. Also also, don't poke people in general.
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No. 1006369 ID: a34b8a
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1006369

We tell her not to poke us there especially with those gloves if she's some so called crusader of clean.
"Haha I guess you're right."
Honey nonchalantly responds

Trying our best to switch the subject and keep our cool we ask how's she's been and most importantly what she can do.

"haha you see I'm-"

"Please stop wasting her time! No one cares about a glorified janitor playing superhero."

The woman against the wall aggravatingly interjects
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No. 1006370 ID: a34b8a
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1006370

"...Oh that's Blanche..."
Honey continues unperturbed
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No. 1006372 ID: a34b8a
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1006372

"She's kind of a bitch"
She says failing to keep her voice down
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No. 1006374 ID: 26cc8e

>>1006372
"Nah, feels more cunt-y then bitch-y." (voice low, so only Honey can hear)

"HEY, YOU. You wouldn't have anything to do with a massive redhead with a flower in her hair hunting down my kid's guardian, would you? Because I claimed first dibs on throttling her to death over any screwups that occur, and I'd hate to have to deal with cross departmental fuckery if it was."
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No. 1006375 ID: df76b1

Actually, if I'm involved in operation planning, I'll need to know about all of your capabilities...

Let her know we have seniority, and dare her to tell us a bit about herself, all in one shot.
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No. 1006376 ID: 3ed3c3

>>1006372
Whatever.
What can the "crusader of clean" do? I imagine she must be pretty capable to be sitting at this table.
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No. 1006378 ID: a2493c

>>1006372
I've yet to meet someone who isn't.
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No. 1006494 ID: c5d2fe

>>1006372
"Good to know. Now considering my former position I think I'm gonna stick with my judgement and ask again- what's your updated skillset look like?"
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No. 1008240 ID: a34b8a
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1008240

Losing interest in Captain Honey, we turn our attention to the big butt blue bitch in the corner.

"HEY, YOU. You wouldn't have anything to do with a massive redhead with a flower in her hair hunting down my kid's guardian, would you?" you interrogate.

"ohh hmmm...You mean my serv- co-captain Sapphire? Last I recall someone currently in your team, unauthorizedly used stolen equipment on her putting her in the medbay for some time. You wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you? Captain..."

She retorts venomously
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No. 1008242 ID: 3ed3c3

>>1008240
"Well, shucks, ma'am. I just can't seem to recollect. I promise to pay better attention the next time 300+ pounds of hired muscle is hurling itself at me."
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No. 1008264 ID: df76b1

Bitch, please.
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No. 1008268 ID: a2493c

>>1008240
Lean in real close.
"I've killed careers before and I'm not afraid to kill again. Watch your tone and stop making an embarrassment of this organization."
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No. 1009072 ID: c5d2fe

>>1008240

"No, no, it was authorized. It was unofficially authorized by me at the time of acquiring, and then officially (unofficially) authorized post-fact."
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No. 1009079 ID: 094652

"What. Do you mean. By 'serv'."
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No. 1009100 ID: ce39da

"Oh, she totally appropriated equipment; I'll grant you that much. As far as I can tell, though, everything else was in defense of herself and others, which is, um, like THE WHOLE POINT OF OUR ORGANIZATION. Yeah, she'll get a reprimand, but it'll be NOTHING compared to the dress-down your 'servant' deserves.

"And yeah, I caught that - you aren't gonna 'Huh?' 'What?' your way out of that little slip, miss. As much as I'd hate to come to that gorilla's defense, what exactly are you implying about your relationship and her position within the organization? This oughta be good."
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No. 1009122 ID: 26cc8e

>>1008240
Dr. McCarthy. Latoya McCarthy.

Mind telling me what the fuck this benetrope is, and why you've got your, ahem, "servant", dosed up on it? And if it does what I think it does, why do you have her taking it while she's inside HQ, where all of our agents, assets, and information are, for guarding an admittedly annoying suspect, and not, say, punching unregistered Hazards on the streets, where there's less of a chance of her wrecking our shit, and my daughter?
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No. 1009295 ID: a34b8a
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1009295

We lean in really close so this bitch can hear us clearly.

"Oh, she totally appropriated equipment; I'll grant you that much. As far as I can tell, though, everything else was in defense of herself and others, which is, um, like THE WHOLE POINT OF OUR ORGANIZATION. Yeah, she'll get a reprimand, but it'll be NOTHING compared to the dress-down your 'servant' deserves. I've killed careers before and I'm not afraid to kill again. Watch your tone and stop making an embarrassment of this organization."

you growl through clenched teeth.

"Sapphire has received more than enough punishment, and believe me miss former director, I'm more than aware at your ability to ruin careers including your own..."

the snake hisses back
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No. 1009296 ID: 3ed3c3

Then is the interest of everyone's safety and sanity, let's just stay out of each other's way.
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No. 1009298 ID: df76b1

Quick Honey, do something Hilarious!

...on accident
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No. 1009349 ID: 26cc8e

>>1009295
I’ll take that to mean you’re waiting for your share of the punishment, then? Because if your “servant” ends up hurting my daughter or anyone assigned to her care, I assure you, you’ll your fair share and then some.
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No. 1009350 ID: c5d2fe

>>1009295

Okay, okay, people, let's have a LITTLE tact and back off for now. We don't need to make an out and out enemy so soon.

"...just stay away from my kid. And let's try to not meet up again."
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No. 1009424 ID: 7bdc85

>>1009122
If this bitch is implying that having a child and retiring in order to raise them career ending, then she NEEDS to get SLAPPED - AFTER work hours. Momma needs to set a good example by showing how one needs to keeps any grievances until the proper time.

Maybe one of the two dudes in the room might try to break things with lame flirting and make himself the heatsink.
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No. 1021672 ID: 81ddae
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1021672

Ouuuuugh! The desire to break this girl's nose swelters inside you.

Luckily...for her. Before either of you have anytime to do anything else, A familiar voice sings out to you.

"Ooooooooh V!" Grace melodies as she clings onto you

"I don't mean to intervene but I have a special someone for you to meet!" Your old friend teases.

"A new member for your team!, oh I know you'll just love them." She continues as she tugs our arm.

You know Grace well enough that when she says you'll "love" something she really means you'll hate it. Buuuuuut any excuse to get away from that bitch is a good one.

"Sure..." you reluctantly agree beginning to follow Grace's lead, but not before saying your goodbyes to your friend over there.
"Just stay the hell away from me and my kid!" you threaten before taking your leave
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No. 1021673 ID: 81ddae
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1021673

"hmmph" Blanche scoffs
"Who does she think she is? like anyone gives a damn about some washed up brute and...."
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No. 1021674 ID: 81ddae
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1021674

"...Her kid..."
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No. 1021675 ID: 81ddae
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1021675

"HA! see I told you! there's no such thing as a super black belt!" Molly triumphantly proclaims between breaths.

"If you're this easy then that electric lady will be no problem for me! ...She just got lucky..."
Molly brags in wavering confidence.

We ponder about how our impeccable strategy of hugs and friendship could have failed us in this duel but this is no time for thinking we must act in this situation lest we suffer more of her annoying bragging.

That is if we were Bonnie

If you were Molly you'd prefer to relish in your victory and further prove your superiority over this dumb annoying girl.

Who are we?
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No. 1021676 ID: c92a02

>Be Molly
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No. 1021678 ID: 9a2966

Be be bop be be ba dum be de be Bonnie!
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No. 1021682 ID: e51896

This thread was supposed to be about Molly. Lets get back to her.

Tell Bonnie that since you beat her, YOU get to be the leader from now on.

First order of business: you get dibs on petting her dumb rat whenever you want.
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No. 1021725 ID: 676f44

>>1021675
I'm gonna go for Bonnie.
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No. 1021882 ID: df76b1

Molly seems like she's pretty smart, and I dunno if I can wrap my head around that.

Be Bonnie.
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No. 1022273 ID: 81ddae
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1022273

We're Bonnie of course! We really need to stop forgetting that!

Molly continues her gloating proclaiming herself the "leader." whatever that means.
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No. 1022274 ID: 676f44

Swallow anger. "That's Rathoney. You don't want Rathoney. He likes to be in charge and gets snippy when he's not. 'Sides, he's mine."

Do not clarify what you mean by that.
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No. 1022275 ID: 81ddae
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1022275

"My first decree as supreme queen leader!" Molly proclaims

"I want unlimited petting rights to your mousies! NO NO NO! wait... I want to keep one, I waaaaaaaant...That one!"
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No. 1022276 ID: 676f44

>>1022274
This is obviously for >>1022275. Dunno how I pulled that off.
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No. 1022278 ID: 894419

>>1022274
Yes, rathoney is non-negotiable, but you can have any other one
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No. 1022279 ID: 789f72

No, that one is the leader, don't be greedy. Have one of the big cuddly ones!
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No. 1022280 ID: c92a02

Well, you'll have to offer something of equal value. The queen is not above the law.
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No. 1022339 ID: df76b1

Surely if we give you the largest rmouse, you will get much more petting out of it?

That one's my friend, and you have get your own friend.
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No. 1022957 ID: 81ddae
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1022957

We politely yet firmly tell Molly that she most definitely cannot have Rathoney. Not only is he the leader he is our friend too!


"Weeeeeeell if he's the leader aaaand I'm the leader..."
Molly playfully teases before taking off
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No. 1022958 ID: 676f44

>>1022957
...that makes me feel a touch grumbly.
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No. 1022960 ID: ad24ca

New mission: get her cat back so you can get your rat back
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No. 1022961 ID: 094652

"PET THIEF!"
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No. 1022976 ID: 34dfce

>>1022957
Wouldn't Rodney just mind control her into not wanting him anymore now that they have skin contact?
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No. 1022995 ID: a2493c

>>1022976
yeah, if she doesn't wanna listen she'll learn the hard way lol
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No. 1022996 ID: 676f44

>>1022995

So what do we do in the meantime? Let's go try and figure out that thing that lady did to us where she just kinda poked us and we flew away. That was neat. Maybe Ms. Scarlet can help us.
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No. 1024151 ID: 07a28c
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1024151

Mmmmmmm...this girl...she makes you feel...warm and fuzzy inside. No not warm, hot. like something "inside" is boiling, burning, or bubbling .
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No. 1024152 ID: 07a28c
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1024152

You've been nothing but nice to this girl and she still RUDE to us! and now. Now she STOLE our friend!!! SHE STOLE RATHONEY!
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No. 1024154 ID: 07a28c
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1024154

"Hey stinky!" Molly tauntingly calls out to us.

"I think i'm going to change his name Rathoney is a bit hard to say, I like Ratthew better." Molly continue to gloats

"Say why do you always keep him on your head like this and not in a pock-"
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No. 1024156 ID: 07a28c

https://youtu.be/h3hy2KOamzM
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No. 1024159 ID: 07a28c
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1024159

"What?!" Molly gasps

"Anyways! I don't even really want your dumb mousey honestly." She says in a more direct tone.

I want you to fight me for real, none of that huggy stuff you were trying to do earlier. The winner will get to keep Ratthew."Molly bargains
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No. 1024160 ID: e51896

*teleports behind Molly
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No. 1024162 ID: 8483cf

Time to get serious! No more hugs, only zap
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No. 1024163 ID: 676f44

>>1024159
"...alright."

No more words. We're gonna punch things real hard now.

Not sure when we're gonna stop.
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No. 1024164 ID: 3ed3c3

She thinks she wants this.

She doesn't want this.
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No. 1024165 ID: 1cda2a

Go get an adult. Inform them of the terms of the duel and have them watch. Gotta make sure we don't get in too much trouble when we kick her ass.
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No. 1024167 ID: 676f44

>>1024165
Can't hear your logic over all this quiet yet frothing rage.
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No. 1024170 ID: b5c538

Obliterate tree trunk. You can't beat the crap out of her without getting closer.

CHANNEL YOUR HEREDITARY RAGE STRENGTH!
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No. 1024173 ID: a2493c

>>1024165
nah, no adults

we killin' tonight lads
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No. 1024202 ID: 676f44

>>1024173
...I mean, I don't want her dead.
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No. 1024203 ID: 34dfce

>>1024173
>>1024202
Hold on there guys. Look at her eyes. Rathony is definitely playing a part here.

(notice how her eyes stopped being red here: >>1022957 but are again red here >>1024151)
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No. 1024212 ID: a2493c

>>1024203
pretty sure it's just stylized rage, they flick off when she stops being mad for a moment here.

>>1022957
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No. 1024266 ID: f1ad68

There is no deal, there is only smashing.
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No. 1028064 ID: 07a28c
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1028064

You begrudgingly accept Molly's challenge.
"Good!" Molly declares as she descends the tree.

"Besides you said you wanted to see my power right? I'll show you what I can do firstha-"
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No. 1028065 ID: 07a28c
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1028065

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No. 1028066 ID: 07a28c
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1028066

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No. 1028067 ID: 07a28c
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1028067

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No. 1028068 ID: e51896

Oh no!
get over there and help her up, and get her to the adults for medical attention.
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No. 1028069 ID: c92a02

It's a feint! Sit on her.
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No. 1028071 ID: 96c896

Claim victory, by sits.
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No. 1028072 ID: 262068

Allow anger to dissipate.

Start laughing uncontrollably.
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No. 1028074 ID: df76b1

>>1028071
>>1028072
These.
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No. 1028076 ID: abaa91

>>1028067
Oh dang, oh shit.

That's not cool. That wasn't even us!

Time for helping! Anger delayed.
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No. 1028094 ID: e5709d

"Ideclarevictorynobacksies!"
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No. 1028105 ID: b5c538

Maybe move the hair out of your eyes before charging forward like that.

Could be a feint, but she's a jerk, not an enemy. Stick to your principles. Go help her out, but stay on guard.
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No. 1028124 ID: 3f2a88

Go like you are going to punch her in the nose, then point and and poke her on the nose instead.
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No. 1028152 ID: fd00d6

>>1028094
Great wisdom I sense.
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No. 1028160 ID: 53560f

Oh come on! It was perfect, we had the perfect justification to kick her ass!
Sigh, help her up and find ratthony. Silently curse that single twig for ruining your revenge.
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No. 1028212 ID: 34dfce

>>1028094
Thirding

Then have her tilt her head forward to help with the nosebleed (do not tilt the head back. That is wrong).
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No. 1028231 ID: 798908

>>1028076
this, she got actually hurt, that's no good!
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No. 1028236 ID: e51896

You are a Cherub Safety scout, therefore, you gotta heal her.
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No. 1028412 ID: d7b36d

Gentle snoot boop to establish dominance.
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No. 1028448 ID: 1c0351

>>1028412
That could be excruciating if her nose is broken. Lets not do this.
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No. 1028449 ID: 1c0351

>>1028066
The more I look at this, the more I think we should just run and get help. That is a lot of blood for a bloody nose that happened just a second ago. She probably broke her nose and that is actually serious.
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No. 1028465 ID: d7b36d

Bonnie doesn't know the meaning of serious.
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No. 1028581 ID: 34dfce

>>1028465
That's not true. She knows she should get an adult.
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No. 1031741 ID: 25fd19

Get an adult, say that Molly booped her snoot on the ground, and now there's blood everywhere.
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