>>971411
This will work if we also walk into the room whilst standing on hind legs...
backwards

>>971416
Ah the classic goblin stance cats can do where they walk on hindlegs and streech out there long bodies and dangle there front limbs infront of them

Well, that's exactly what I warned about.

Bringing the pen to the girls... I don't think that's a good idea. They might kill us for being a creep, and also it would work against Penumbra's efforts.

Go listen in on the girls to see what conclusions they come up with.

If we're afraid of causing a little chaos, we might as well turn in our cat card now.

Meow into the microphone, Our bewitching voice must be heard by the world.

PaladinFisher 2020/07/06(Mon)19:34 No. 971622 ID: 49c9bd
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>You trot over to the frightened girls with a pen in your mouth, but they don't seem to take notice of you, least of all assume that you wrote the eerie note... how ever when you hop onto Gwens desk, and show the stream that you have the Pen, they are quick to conclude that you wrote the note and immediately fall in love with you!!

PaladinFisher 2020/07/06(Mon)19:34 No. 971623 ID: 49c9bd
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>>971497
You decide to repay their admiration with the song of your people, how ever since they are so far away, you need to sing extra loud to make sure they hear you... and for what its worth, the chat loves every second~

CLIP THAT!

Oh wait, we're not chat. We're cat.
Ah well, im sure chat will clip it, and then it will go viral im sure, then Gwen will get more viewers. Yay.
Hopefully when Gwen come back, chat will show a replay of our silly shenanigans and calm her down

Oh, i think we should find Penumbra. He probably isnt too happy the letter didnt work and needs our moral support

>>971623
Push buttons on the keyboard.

Paw at the microphone so it spins on its swivel! What fun!

Curl around microphone. Purr loudly.

Be cute, be adorable, and most of all, be so irresistible that they forfeit all mortal possessions to you

We should show our butt on the stream.

>>971646
not unless they donate bits, LOTS OF BITS, MONEY FOR CATNIP

Type like that one cat that plays the electric piano.

>>971666
Yes but what should we type?

>>971684
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh something about Penumbra? Foreshadowing?

we know ultimately we have to walk over that glowing pad then perch there until removed

Type "Ghost Friend"
Anything more complex will surely end in failure.

Clearly, communicating with humans is a lost cause, and we should type something to amuse other felines.

PaladinFisher 2020/07/15(Wed)12:32 No. 972393 ID: 49c9bd
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>you decide to start typing on the glowing red keyboard, making sure to pay homage to the famed piano cat, and looking up into the glinting camera.

"gfghbikloastrfg vcfcdkienm dfc"

Some how chat deciphered your message and is now on a wild ghost hunt through all of Gwen's clipped footage and saved streams on Youtube. Some claiming to have already seen the "ghost friend" before, while others argue that it's all a hoax, and that the cat typing the same way as piano cat is the smoking gun. interesting still, some people in chat mention that their own feline companions were drawn to your singing and have become very vocal, there is also a number of the viewers who are just typing cute things at you, telling you how handsome and smart you are.

Confirm that you are indeed handsome and smart. With song!

>>972393
Careful, no more trying to spill the beans. Even this extent of chat going through clues and stuff is likely to attract unwanted attention or consequences.
Don't want gwen hiring an exorcist or something.

Regardless, gotta lie down on the keyboard now. Activate Loaf form,and prepare to feign grumpiness when moved.

Damn we are really not help Penumbra's case here. But what can you expect of a cat?
Let's just keep being adorable.

We should do a sexy pose, you know, on our back, with tail between our legs...
gotta get them simp dollars rolling in

Calm chat with purr based asmr

PaladinFisher 2020/07/20(Mon)15:48 No. 972854 ID: 49c9bd
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>you lay down on the glowing warm board, after purring and snuffing into the microphone... rolling around, you enjoy the click clack of the little keys on your back, like a pleasant massage~

those of the chat who aren't actively hunting ghosts are enjoying your lovely dance and as they should, have committed to donating a few bits to you~

>Gwen stumbles into the room looking for a flash light, with which to scour the crawl space for homeless people who may of written the note, in a blind panic... she notices you on the keyboard and moves closer to remove you!!

PaladinFisher 2020/07/20(Mon)15:48 No. 972855 ID: 49c9bd
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>As she comes closer to extract you from the warming pad, you puff up and dig your claws into it for dear life, as is tradition~

Gwen - come on Misty, get off the keyboard... ehh... whats going on in stream?

>She stops focusing on you and instead on the numerous photo's you've accidentally opened by rolling on the keyboard.

Self Removal and engagement of head nuzzles and purrs is required, freakout 2.0 is coming. We must slow it down.

>>972855
Huh? Wait, she took photos of the ghost already?
Maybe that means Penumbra doesn't need to hide from her.

Let's see what her reaction is. If she tries to push you off the keyboard go limp and nuzzle her hand. Maybe she will give you lap.

Say whaaat, Penumbra? In photos? I never heard of this. What is this all about?

Refuse to leave unless appropriately bribed with headpats.


>>972878

>... chat... is now on a wild ghost hunt through all of Gwen's clipped footage and saved streams on Youtube.

ummm... pull the plug before she focuses on the pics

Hoo boy, Gwen's stream's popularity is probably about to jump up a bit.
Chat will no doubt have a couple of actual believers, the rest thinking it's fake/some kinda ARG and enjoying it regardless.

As such, this is probably not going away anytime soon...

Whoa, check out the pics of the sexy kobolds.

PaladinFisher 2020/08/05(Wed)02:11 No. 973861 ID: 49c9bd
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>>972857
>You try to draw her attention away from the screen and towards yourself with nuzzles and loud purring, Gwen promptly picks you up and holds you tightly, before continuing her inspection of the screen. you try to stop her from looking by wiggling and pushing at her face but its no use, she's laser focused!

>>972916
>you try to escape and destroy the offending images, but she is now holding you tightly for comfort as her heart rate grows rapidly!!

PaladinFisher 2020/08/05(Wed)02:11 No. 973862 ID: 49c9bd
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Gwen - J-Jane!! T-t-the house is very... Extreamly H-H-h-haunted!!

Yes, this is accurate.

Let's turn off the lights :o

Penumbra, the internet just told Gwen about you. If you don't do something she will leave and may never return.
To buy time, make sure the front and back doors are locked and hide the keys. After that you better prepare yourself to communicate with her somehow.

>>973862
Lick her nose.
Everyone knows animals panic when malicious spirits are around, so that'll help.

It's bunting time!

purring can send calming waves to others. Start purring to calm her down.

Critical failure!

If you can release youself from Gwen's clutches, go over to the computer screen and give one of the pictures of Penumbra cat kisses (lick penumbra on the computer). It will be our last ditch effort to show her he is a friend.

>>973862
Just in case we really do have to intervene here, reach unto the void and test our connections with the ancient one as we did three lives ago. Ofc we don't want things to come to that, but you never know. Desperate times call for desperate measures and there are times where taboos must be broken.

Mutating our form to be capable of speech could help us be a mediator once we are past the initial shock. Of course, we would only talk to penumbra and Gwen (and maybe Jane) when they are alone so we do not attract unwanted attention. Anyone would think they were mad if they tried to prove we talked. Much like Michigan in One Froggy Evening (Looney Tunes)

>>973874
>>973875
PURR AND BUNT! YOU ARE HUGE, YOU MUST HAVE HUGE FOODS, PURR AND BUNT!

>>973939
Ah like the ancient ones before the dream land

>>973939
The chances of us being able to change our form seems low, but perhaps Penumbra could change their own form to look less scary? Seems like something we should ask him later.

>>976815
You dare doubt our power? but seriously though, we already established some sort of connection to some kind of elder god, so it could happen. In fact, I could totally see this quest still being perfectly viable if we ended up going that route. Or we could just be a cat. Ultimately it is up to the author. I for one hope we can go all eldritch being.