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Untamed Twilight Flitter
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You try to deny it, you really do, but your programming, your soul, your inner desire, only knows one thing- to find the ranch dressing, and if it’s not in Rustin, then Rustin is to be passed through like a vinaigrette passes through a funnel. (Note to self- vinaigrette metaphors are not better than ranch-based ones.)
You willingly search your code, and activate your alternate walk option- SWAGGER POSITION. Everyone in town will definitely think you are cool and a mysterious stranger who does things like get into shootouts, and not a robot who only desires condiments and stares at the ceiling a lot, you’re pretty sure. Your knees out and your arms at the ready, you start walking towards Rustin.
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