clinic 2020/05/28(Thu)18:44 No. 968307 ID: 3e69e0
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Your nurse should be coming in about now. Unfortunately you don't have your old nurse, they tried to come for the trip but the trip was long and you got hungry. Now your new nurse is something you have thought endlessly about. Yes, no decision is more important than your assistant. Wars have been foughtprobably over getting the wrong nurse. Who were they again?

That was a prompt to post any characters you want to be the nurse. I give no guarantees on what may or may not happen to your posted character(s), characters that aren't used as the nurse can be patients or something

clinic 2020/05/28(Thu)18:45 No. 968308 ID: 3e69e0
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Here is sergenki. This format is just an example, any character that is reasonably described in whatever way you choose is fine.

name: dr.serGenki nevrean-tosser dicks nelsen
species: sergal
height: taller than you
smarts: enough to make grown-up decisions

physical description:
images already posted that pretty much cover that

work experience:
"psychologist"
professional wrestler
burgerQueen waiter

interests:
costumes/role-play
bdsm
winning power struggles

skills:
proactive with a positive attitude
pretending to be a real psychologist
being tall and stronk

issues:
doesn't actually know much about psychology
unaware of their own and other peoples issues
not actually that good at wrestling or sex
compulsion to oppress/enslave/eat weaker creatures

name: Val
species: anthro nudibranc
height: medium
smarts: can feet itself

physical description:
blue and colors and wiggly bits

work experience:
call center worker
janitor

interests:
being colorful
Daytime TV

skills:
staring off into space
being cute.


issues:
not really good at anything whatsoever.

name: arnold bates
species: were-serval (normal form is a homo florensis)
height: 4'12"
smarts: voted no to unionize in order to avoid losing money
sex: yes

physical description:
like a homo florensis, but also a were-serval

highest degree completed:
school of hard knocks

work experience:
(1 day 3 hours) dominos pizza, because i don't mind hard work. if i wanted to do something easy, i'd call your mom
(3 years (ongoing)) self employed, running a scratch off lottery ticket scratching off business for his only client, himself, with a govt subsidy

interests:
lactation
pegging
lactation and pegging
Cold Case Files
the pan flute

skills:
begging off work
dodging reponsibilities
handling a big weiner (his own)

issues:
#1 up to and through #236 but his copy of #5 is not mint condition sealed and he is missing #23

Nurse Schadenfrouikkr Starstorm
Species: Neumono
Height: 4'-6"
Smarts: Ph.D Idiot

Physical Description:
Twin sets of ears, tentacles replace left arm

Work Experience:
Construction Worker
Mercenary
Research Intern
Scientist
Lead Scientist
Prostitute

Interests:
Grafting/Bioengineering dicks onto women
Size Queen
Cuisine in neural matter

Skills:
Multitasking
Fast Researcher
Can heal during combat

Issues
Rogue
Short temper
Low work ethic

name: Hans Schmidt
species: Human
height: 6’5
smarts: highly intelligent but short of speech and generally curt.

physical description:
Hulking physique, neck like a tree-trunk. Brown hair, shaven off. Square jaw and thick brow, thin line of a mouth.

work experience:
Combat Medic on the Western Front.
ER Nurse for 6 years.
Junior Wrestling Coach.
Champion Chess player.

interests:
Chess.
Unarmed combat.
Human anatomy.
Philosophy.
Classical literature.

skills:
Field Surgeon.
Expert at Hand-to-Hand and armed melee combat.
Master chess player.
Bachelor’s Degree in the Humanities.
Military Basic Training.
Huge dick.

issues:
Experiences regular flashback episodes.
Constantly fighting inner demons.
Has attachment issues.
Do not ask about his past.

>>968328
Forgot to mention she's stacked

name: Eva
species: The chosen from the quest Moon. Real old-y
height: 11' 2''
smarts: was raised Amish, so ok with anything that doesn't use electricity, not very good with things that do, and naive.

physical description:
https://questden.org/kusaba/questdis/res/6566.html#47057
but nude

work experience:
hunting
farming
witchcraft
getting stuck in doors

interests:
Trying new things
Helping others
Hunting

skills:
quick learner
Good with a bow
go getter attitude

issues:
Sheltered upbringing so very naive
far too trusting
refuses to wear clothes
is to damn big so get's stuck in small spaces a lot

Name: Doesn't matter because SerGenki never uses it anyway
Species: Human
Height: Head fits between SerGenki's boobs
Smarts: Only when not horny

Physical description:
Lean and a bit feminine body, short hair, black circles due to often staying up late, doesn't looks very happy.

work experience:
None. Was a neet but was forced to get a job for obvious reasons.
Good using fingers because experienced with computers

Other features:
Gets easily horny
Easily embarrassed
Nosebleeding when seeing something sexy or simply too close to a girl
Antisocial
Has a lot of weird fetishes
Always falls asleep after an orgasm and has trouble remembering what happened when wakes up, often resulting in waking up in strange situations

Name: Mac
Species: Human(?)
Height: kinda tall
Smarts: theoretically sapient

Physical description: ...an ogre?

Work experience:
Receptionist
Janitor
(both at oddly high class firms)

Interests:
swinging ball desk toys
jingling keys

skills:
knows how to clean up literally anything
appears incapable of asking questions, or the emotion of suspicion
ignored several severe red flags you gave off during the interview
nigh insensate

Issues:
does not know what a nurse is
unthinkably gullible
Absolute 0 initiative
would require effort to consume

name: newm ohnew
species: neumono
height: womanlet
smarts: has tried on multiple occasions to become a helicopter by spinning really fast and hoping her ears would allow liftoff

physical description:
a pink shortstack fertility goddess

work experience:
20 years of service in doctor dick's sexual healing facility

interests:
being pregnant and the process of getting there
flying
hunting down those who deny sexual healing as a valid practice
her own children
beating up children who arent her own
helping those in need

issues:
thinks fisticuffs are the answer to her problems
thinks knives are the answer when fisticuffs aren't
loves everyone, even those who don't deserve it
hates everyone, even those who don't deserve it
bipolar

[UPDATE] Thanks everybody that's 8 characters 9 in total, I've got plenty characters for the quest now. Any more and I would probably die, then you wouldn't get your lewd quest.

clinic 2020/09/03(Thu)18:28 No. 975581 ID: 7f16ca
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Arnold Bates here to make cash moneys.

I though you were a serval not a fat and ugly little thing.

WERE-serval baby. As a were-serval I only become a serval in the correct situations. Like being in the strong hands of someone in control. Otherwise you're just getting this ugly bastard.

You're going to find that you'll be spending your whole time around me as serval then.

doubtful

You really think you do a thing against me? Put down your poutine and show me what you got. You'll find I don't go down easy.

clinic 2020/09/03(Thu)18:29 No. 975582 ID: 7f16ca
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I am Schadenfrouikkr Starstorm here for my probation required appointment. I came the second I heard the sound of penises activating. I cannot help but notice you in the process of emulated coitus. Though under other circumstances it may be considered an inappropriate time to enter your presence, by the nature of my expertise this is actually the perfect time. You see I am an expert on both the scientific study, modification and use of penis. That is especially with it's use to fill an orifice, that is both as a function of it's girth within the walls of said orifice and the delivery of semen caused primarily at the orgasm stage. Not forgetting of course the delivery fluids before and after the primarily spermatozoa delivery mixture, the mixtures of lubricating anti-spermicide and spermicide properties respectively.

clinic 2020/09/03(Thu)18:32 No. 975583 ID: 7f16ca
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The retractable penis of the homo sergii lacks the cushioning and sliding provided by the outer skin, especially the foreskin, carried by the homo florensis and homo sapiens examples. This would cause coitus and the emulation of coitus using the rectum to cause a higher level of abrasion per thrust, provided that a barrier device such as a condom is not used which would cause both of the mentioned penis morphologies to have similar friction ignoring that caused by variation in circumference shape. The phallus morphology of the unmodified homo sergii maintains the approximate glands penis/coronal ridge/frenulum arrangement of both the homo floresiensis and closer ancestor homo sapiens despite the lack of foreskin. This would imply that it maintains it's effectiveness as a semen displacement device despite the major change to a retractable penis. As a penis capable of semen displacement an individual can cause significant displacement of semen previously deposited within the vaginal canal or rectum. During the process of deeply thrusting into the semen laden vaginal canal or rectum the semen is forced under the frenulum and collects behind the coronal ridge to then be ejected out the orifice through the pumping motion being executed. This not only allows for sperm competition between subsequent partners using the same orifice in succession as in the original semen displacement hypothesis but allows for displays of virility more apt to modern recreational copulation. That is, no longer bound by strict focus on reproduction, a penetrator can now visually confirm it's virility by putting on display the semen previously deposited into the penetrated for erotic excitement which also has the function of improving chances of postcopulatory sexual selection.

Oh wow, they're not stopping
ignore - just focus on the sex for now
do your job - deal with whatever this persons problem is
just give papers - just take their money and say you saw them for whatever government requirement
murder - I deal with people with psychological issues not crazy people. Do as my mammy taught me and shoot the crazy.

I gave a prompts for sergenki but you can pretty much suggest whatever for any character if you want

arnold: disregard sex as it distracts from the full poutine experience

sergenki: inquire on how this green creature hears penises activate and consider acquiring such a skill yourself. also ask what his problem is i guess.

green creature: continue speaking

shadenfroikker: continue working that PhD education for all its worth

dr sergenki: jesus christ but you gotta sort this rabbit thing's problems out or whatever.

Shove something in their mouth to shut them up. Anything. Fingers, dicks, poutine, I mean anything.

sergenki find out why this client is here

>>975583
"Ah, but did you know that excessive scientific rambling causes dicks to retreat in an unhealthy manner?"

Suggestion 2020/12/23(Wed)06:41 No. 984203 ID: 0176f1
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unlike predecessor homo florensis and homo sapiens is not a frenulum but a longitudinal ridge acting for the same vacuum breaking and semen guiding purpose where-

doesn't scientific rambling just cause distraction and unwanted flaccidity?

excessive scientific extrapolation only makes the phallus increase in turgidity!

oh. ok. i guess.

Suggestion 2020/12/23(Wed)06:45 No. 984204 ID: 0176f1
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**unrestrained poutine eating noises**

Question TIME!! - Now what flashback prompt history/feelings will have to be asked about to find the root of any 'problems'?

Ask them to tell you the boring story about how they became interested in the science of penis.

In the meantime, the ugly bastard should undress and investigate their naked body features. For science.

"Tell me about the moment your hive disowned you.

What is the earliest food OTHER than Poutine you remember eating?"

Tell them to rate yo dicks

>>984204
What got you on probation?