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960326 No. 960326 ID: e7c7d3

Rule #1:
All suggestions must include an nonsense word or phrase
Rule #2:
Nonsense words won't have a set definition or context. So a Platuk might refer to cupboards one update and then to the act of shouting the next.
Rule #3:
Have fun! It's in the rules, so now you're compelled to.
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No. 960328 ID: e7c7d3
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960328

You're standing in your room.

You've just got a message that your favourite dog got stolen.

What do?
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No. 960331 ID: 015bf2

Grab your fungle. It's time to rescue man's best friend.
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No. 960332 ID: f56a2b

Check your Borneholm, first thing's first as per the "crisis plan".
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No. 960339 ID: dbd72b

Encrulch one of your lesser dogs. They may help you in your new quest.
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No. 960340 ID: b07f1c

Liban the message at your local station.
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No. 960343 ID: 165e11

>>960328
Retrieve hammelschtick from underneath bed, post-haste. A flappler like you doesn't have time to waste!
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No. 960352 ID: c84ff4

bestow the urgert of greatness upon the next best dog and set out
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No. 960380 ID: e7c7d3
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960380

>>960343
You reach below your bed and grab "Plan Omega"

>>960332
You check out your yard. It's a lovely day out. Only a few clouds and a nice, gentle breeze blows in.
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No. 960383 ID: e7c7d3
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960383

>>960339
You press the button for "Plan Omega"
Bye bye Princess Fru-Fru. You're sure your sacrifice will help somehow.

>>960340
"Hello, 911?"
"Yes, what is your emergency?"
"Yes, hi, I'd like to report a bomb?"
"Where are you loc-"
"yup, The Wasp Movie. An absolute bomb. 0/10 from me!"
"Sir, it's illegal to-"
*Click*

Well, that prank call probably put you on the wrong side of the law.
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No. 960384 ID: e7c7d3
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960384

>>960331
Now where did you leave them? You usually put them away in the kitchen, but the couch likes to swallow them from time to time. There's also the garage, perhaps they fell out of your pocket then?
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No. 960392 ID: b1b4f3

>>960384
Granble on over to the garage then.
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No. 960394 ID: b07f1c

Proceed to zuuzuu.
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No. 960409 ID: cadb36

>>960384
Ronble over to the living room so you can search the couch's crevaches for your fungle. Grab its attachments too. You might need a funnel and a doohickey.
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No. 960427 ID: 470289

Listen to the Schnipps. Let them guide you.
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No. 960518 ID: c84ff4

grab your flimperdink and equip it, no sense being caught outside without it
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No. 960638 ID: e7c7d3
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960638

>>960518
Safety first!

>>960409
You proceed over to the balcony that overlooks your living room. Just need to head down and check between the cushions.
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No. 960639 ID: e7c7d3
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>>960394
Off the top rope!
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No. 960640 ID: e7c7d3
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960640

>>960409
You find your remote! It is, unfortunately, not your keys. Still, it has been liberated from the bowels of your couch.

>>960427
You turn on Mornings With Me. Can't say it's your favourite talk show. Apparently freshly pressed raspberry juice wards off aging? Not the worse advice they've given. Not sure if you'd let it guide you though.
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No. 960641 ID: e7c7d3
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960641

>>960392
You walk to your garage. Oh yeah.... the light's burnt out in here. probably for the best since your car was really horrible drawn this time around.

What now?
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No. 960644 ID: cadb36

Grapitulate the wall so you don't trumble off the stairs and motiverse yourself ofer to the garage movipane to let some light in.
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No. 960645 ID: b07f1c

Pumb the car.
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No. 960667 ID: b1b4f3

>>960641
Use your finbit for light.
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No. 960668 ID: c84ff4

just gerjmp the sun in here for light
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No. 960669 ID: f7cdf8

>>960641
create a makeshift Roazi with your car, misc things from your house, duct tape and a squirrel
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No. 960824 ID: e7c7d3
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960824

>>960668
You shout unto the rafters. "Come, oh shiny one! Enter mine humble garage and bless it with thine electromagnetic waves!" The sun heeds not your summons. What a jerk!

>>960645
You crouch down to appear less threatening. "Come here car, come here!" *whistle* "Who's a good boy? Come here!" Maybe it's a girl? Either way, it also shuns your calling. What a jerk!
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No. 960825 ID: e7c7d3
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>>960644
You hop up on the wall and do some sick wall grinding. Aw yeah, racking up some serious combos here!

>>960644
You try to stick the back-flip for the finisher, but end up crashing into the garbage instead. Good thing you've been too lazy to take it out to the curb. See? Hard work never pays off.
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No. 960830 ID: e7c7d3
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960830

>>960667
Oh, that makes sense. You turn on your helmet's high-brights mode. A bright beam illuminates the area in front of you, but makes everything else seem pitch-black in comparison. This mode is useless like 95% of the time. Makes riding super dangerous.

>>960669
Alas, you lack the mechanical skills to do this, regardless of how sweet it'd be. Plus, you're pretty sure there are no more squirrels in the area do to "Plan Omega"


How to proceed?
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No. 960834 ID: c84ff4

>>960830
add a gluberfhub in front of the light to scatter the light
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No. 960844 ID: b07f1c

Open the shneps, enter the car and undo the chachi.
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No. 960846 ID: b1b4f3

>>960830
Hmm maybe you can use the near-useless light to find something more useful for lighting the room, like the glinfub.
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