First, take your new bag and open it to have them give you some of their stuff, then make a pose like you are going to kick the thing unless they don't give you their supplies.

Threaten to punch the blob and get everyone killed unless they back the hell off.

>>963872
"Just your average everyday bear, don't mind me."

"who's fucking sneaking?"

Kick the goo.

Say hi to the other classes that we did not pick!

Say "Just looking for supplies, don't bother, I don't touch or punch the blob anymore, okay?"

Why shouldn't I touch the blob?

Then what's stopping me?

OK then. I'll look over here, you look over there and no-one has to get messed up.

>>966189

Kick blob and run for it

>>966193
Ain't much, but its a plan

>>966193
This, but do a gang sign or flash them, or something else spontaneous and intimidating as you kick the blob.

>>966193

Naked aggression is the best kind of aggression! Make sure you get a real good wind up on that kick for maximum impact!

>>966189
Cackle. That’s funny.

>Threat x2
“Oh, nice. Same fuckin’ boat, dude. Got an empty bag and nothin’ to lose!”

Snap your fingers as if you just thought of something.

“Say what, I like your guts. You loot, I get first pick. Or you can fuck off. Don’t give a shit if you don’t compete.”

Reach out, set your fingers ready to flick the black mass for emphasis if he complains.

“Think I lost this other arm cuz’ I’m a kidder? Bitch please. Try me. Crazy my thang.”

>>966192
Seconded, let's play nice...ish

Misery loves company. If they're close enough to punch, they're close enough to dunk in the goop.

>>969012
"Shit. Doodoo. Feces. what, are you dense too?"

I think it's time we went somewhere else.

Sieze him by the throat and throw him in head first.

>>969012
shove heads into it, then rip sock and shoe off. Beat the fuck out of the last guy.

Also take their socks and shoes if you can find some that fit reasonably well.

(Above is an update.)
Gesture to your leg and demand they help pull you out, then. Despite what happened to the last guy in arm's reach...

>>972774
I can’t view this. Can someone tell me what happened?

FUN 2020/07/19(Sun)16:33 No. 972780 ID: a34b8a
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>>972776
this

>>972774
>pervert
...ffs, we aren't wearing panties or something, aren't we?

Anyhoo, that guy is dead. We can still just take our sock and shoe off and we are good. Lets do that and then take theirs.

>>972797
>we aren't wearing panties or something,
Let's hope not.

FUN 2020/09/07(Mon)18:51 No. 975853 ID: a34b8a
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Who’re you calling pervert, dickweed?!!! I'm dressed modestly and I have panties on I think...


Wait? Your not with them? With your mask I would have thought…huh whatever…
you...you weren't sent by someone? a-and why are you so violent…

Don’t you know this is neutral territory?

I AM MADE OF KILL, FUCK YOU!

"Nobody sent me?! Are you guys not with those other fuckers?! ... Not gonna lie, I kinda thought everybody was out to kill everybody, what with getting the shit kicked out of me the moment I come into- Oh, hey, this building's rumbling. That ain't good."

Escape.

>>975856
I like this one. Support.

"All I know is SOME @#$%WEED CHOPPED MY ARM OFF and THREW ME IN THE MIDDLE OF BUM@#$% NOWHERE so move what your momma gave you of my or imma drown you in pepper excrement."

>>975853

Demand their socks WHILE escaping the collapsing building.

Ensure proper undergarments are equipped.

Alright, we're not gonna fight yet, so that's cool.

Might be time to go.

>>975866
I do believe that socks are, technically, undergarments. So yes, this seems sensible.
>>975856
Also seems compatible with a good wholesome exfiltration of our person and their undergarments.

>>975866
meh, our skirt is long. We can go commando for a while without having issues.

1/3 FUN 2021/04/01(Thu)16:01 No. 994311 ID: a34b8a
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Before we have chance to make an escape and """negotiate""" for a replacement sock the floor crumbles beneath us and those goons sending us plummeting down. We make sure to give them our parting message as we fall.

2/3 FUN 2021/04/01(Thu)16:05 No. 994312 ID: a34b8a
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Falling for what seems like forever, our descent is suddenly halted when we smash into something.

shortly after coming to we realize everything it's dark warm and sticky. "Are we dead?" we ask ourselves "is that our blood? Am I really going to die here in some hole....? at least those guys didn't get the chance to..."

3/3 FUN 2021/04/01(Thu)16:06 No. 994313 ID: a34b8a
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... aw Shit...

Looks like the grim reaper sent an intern to do his job.

Can you move?

We can probably get out if we are fine with losing our outer layer of clothing. Seems like the goop sticks to surfaces but doesn't soak in.

Stand still, stay silent.

Wave.

play dead

Got any fight left in ya?

Nah, get mad burn the house down with lemons!

>>994313
dying here because we can't keep the rage boner in our skirt would be as tragic as it would be stupid. Let out a breath and ask for some help.