Snail Bro 2020/01/16(Thu)19:15 No. 953635 ID: 75ea94
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Can you help him get it without dogg bro getting made?

Offer dog the donut as sign of a ceasefire.

>>953639
then when doggo is underneath you drop a knife on it. solve the dog problem for good.

alternately just kinda go and hope for the best, your a snail. If the dog is sleeping you probably will not wake it.

>Chex Mix
You do realize salt is one of the main ingredients? Just saying.

>Dogg
SNOOP HIM.

Sacrifices must be made. Distract the dog with a falling donut from the heavens.

Snail Bro 2020/01/16(Thu)21:30 No. 953653 ID: 75ea94
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>Sacrifices must be made. Distract the dog with a falling donut from the heavens.

Snail bro begins to push the donut!

Snail Bro 2020/01/16(Thu)21:30 No. 953654 ID: 75ea94
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The donut is easier to move than anticipated!

>then when doggo is underneath you drop a knife on it. solve the dog problem for good.
Yes I will use the donut as a distraction and then I'll dro- *slips off table*

Snail Bro 2020/01/16(Thu)21:31 No. 953655 ID: 75ea94
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*Bonk* Snail Bro is fine thankfully the Dogg didn't wake up.
>You do realize salt is one of the main ingredients? Just saying.
That can't be true, can it? the great text said Chex would grant unlimited powers to whom consumed it, they wouldn't put salt in it, would they?

*Ding Dong*
>"Woof?"
I think I got bigger problems then if the text is true or not at the moment.....

Maybe I could A, Offer dog the donut as sign of a ceasefire.

Or B, SNOOP HIM.

Or c, Something else?

Offer donut. No-one would refuse floor donut!

>>953655
"Dog do not harm me please have donut I am merely a pilgrim on his journey to the Holy Chex"

>>953655
Retreat into shell, dog will surely ignore you in favor of donut.

Offer the donut, become friends.

Pray to the Holy Chex for its divine protection

Make a break for the chexs table's leg. Donut should be way more interesting than you as a snail!

>That can't be true, can it? the great text said Chex would grant unlimited powers to whom consumed it, they wouldn't put salt in it, would they?

Na you don't want to eat it, it's what they put in WITH the cereal that you want.
The ZORCHER.
It will transport you to a most slimy dimension!

Power up your thrusters and take off into space.

Continue pushing doughnut towards dog as peace offering. I'm sure he'd rather eat that instead of a snail.

snoop the dog!

1#3 Snail Bro 2020/01/26(Sun)17:52 No. 954544 ID: 75ea94
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>"Woof!"
>Make a break for the chexs table's leg.

"Dog do not harm me please have donut I am merely a pilgrim on his journey to the Holy Chex"
I hope this works aaaahhhhhhh

2#2 Snail Bro 2020/01/26(Sun)17:52 No. 954545 ID: 75ea94
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>Pray to the Holy Chex for its divine protection

"Ooohh holy Chex guide me to the one and only"

3#3 Snail Bro 2020/01/26(Sun)17:52 No. 954546 ID: 75ea94
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ZORCHER!

oh my SWEET JESUS
IT'S BEAUTIFUL

Now you just need to be between the metal balls when the button is pushed. But how button?

The Divine Source is NO EXCUSE NOT TO DO SCIENCE

Poke the Chex pieces one type at a time. Then give one fragmented piece to the dog. Then lightly lick it. Then write a 10-page documentary about Chex and its relation to the cosmos in completely antisocial syntax. Then combine with donut. Then dance party for more funding. THEN eat.

Time to eat some fuckin' Chex.

>>954546
Snailhalla awaits, quickly tip it onto the button and Zorchscend, the bell has tolled once already!