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>Make scrambled eggs and ham.
Sounds good but the egg cannot be destroyed from the outside.
>see if you can't find someone to tell you what kind of egg it is.
>Take it to an Egg Whisperer.
Seems nobody's around..
>Put it in a jug of booze and set it to rotate. Tough love starts early! This baby will be immune to poison, hangovers, and disorientation by the time it hatches.
The egg is now a bit less sturdy.
>Throw it in a Happy Wheels challenge and continue suicide runs until you get enough steps to hatch it. Then hump it repeatedly.
This agitates the egg.
>Lick d'egg
Tastes like booze.
>Ejaculate on it, Rub the goblin hair growth cream on it, and pour a Purified Succubi Milk over it.
The egg now has a sweet but milky hairdo.
>Swipe left
You super-like it by mistake.
>Sit on it to hatch it.
>Definitely sit on it to hatch it. Now we are a family.
>Try to hatch it.
>Let’s hatch it!
The egg starts racking, and a bright green... thing shows between the cracks.
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