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952325 No. 952325 ID: 676927

This is an egg. What will you do with it?
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No. 952326 ID: 676927

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No. 952327 ID: b1b4f3

Make scrambled eggs and ham.
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No. 952328 ID: e7c7d3

Sit on it to hatch it.
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No. 952329 ID: 2aa5f0

see if you can't find someone to tell you what kind of egg it is.
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No. 952331 ID: 9e44f8

Definitely sit on it to hatch it. Now we are a family.
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No. 952333 ID: a9af05

>>952325
Try to hatch it.
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No. 952335 ID: 91ee5f

>>952325
Let’s hatch it!
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No. 952336 ID: 977456

Put it in a jug of booze and set it to rotate. Tough love starts early! This baby will be immune to poison, hangovers, and disorientation by the time it hatches.
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No. 952339 ID: 094652

Throw it in a Happy Wheels challenge and continue suicide runs until you get enough steps to hatch it. Then hump it repeatedly.
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No. 952341 ID: 9e04c9

Take it to an Egg Whisperer.
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No. 952362 ID: 0efe8e

Lick d'egg
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No. 952365 ID: 6e6f32

Ejaculate on it, Rub the goblin hair growth cream on it, and pour a Purified Succubi Milk over it.
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No. 952369 ID: c540e0

Swipe left
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No. 952373 ID: 676927
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952373

>Make scrambled eggs and ham.
Sounds good but the egg cannot be destroyed from the outside.
>see if you can't find someone to tell you what kind of egg it is.
>Take it to an Egg Whisperer.
Seems nobody's around..
>Put it in a jug of booze and set it to rotate. Tough love starts early! This baby will be immune to poison, hangovers, and disorientation by the time it hatches.
The egg is now a bit less sturdy.
>Throw it in a Happy Wheels challenge and continue suicide runs until you get enough steps to hatch it. Then hump it repeatedly.
This agitates the egg.
>Lick d'egg
Tastes like booze.
>Ejaculate on it, Rub the goblin hair growth cream on it, and pour a Purified Succubi Milk over it.
The egg now has a sweet but milky hairdo.
>Swipe left
You super-like it by mistake.
>Sit on it to hatch it.
>Definitely sit on it to hatch it. Now we are a family.
>Try to hatch it.
>Let’s hatch it!
The egg starts racking, and a bright green... thing shows between the cracks.
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No. 952375 ID: 0efe8e

Lick d'crack
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No. 952377 ID: ec1d17

Help it break out of the shell.
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No. 952378 ID: 676927
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952378

>Lick d'crack
Tastes like feathers.
>Help it break out of the shell.
You manage to expand the crack, and you see an orange saurian eye surrounded by altering dark green/dark yellow-green feathers.
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No. 952379 ID: 9e04c9

Paint a seal around the crack to prevent the demon from entering this world.
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No. 952380 ID: e7c7d3

Get some bugs ready to feed the hungry baby
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No. 952381 ID: 977456

Plant a pinwheel with a spiral in front of the eye such that there is a constantly-rotating hypnotic swirl. While we are on cartoon shenanigans, see if you can rig up an animation of someone walking back-and-forth off of a cliff without falling. No child of ours will be subject to gravity's whims!
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No. 952382 ID: 676927
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952382

>Paint a seal around the crack to prevent the demon from entering this world.
The seal absorbs into the egg. Nothing will prevent its' coming.
>Get some bugs ready to feed the hungry baby
A container of flies is placed near the egg.
>Plant a pinwheel with a spiral in front of the eye such that there is a constantly-rotating hypnotic swirl. While we are on cartoon shenanigans, see if you can rig up an animation of someone walking back-and-forth off of a cliff without falling. No child of ours will be subject to gravity's whims!
The baby shoots a laser from its' eye, destroying the pinwheel(and a comically large chunk of your hair) right when you place it.
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No. 952383 ID: 9e04c9

Throw the egg as far away as you can.
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No. 952384 ID: 8b660e

>>952382
Love the egg and shelter the poor babu until it hatches
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No. 952389 ID: 676927
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952389

>Throw the egg as far away as you can.
The egg is far too heavy to chuck.
>Love the egg and shelter the poor babu until it hatches
The egg cracks farther than before, making the top of the egg looser than before.
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No. 952390 ID: 8b660e

>>952389
Assist in hatching and removing any loose pieces
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No. 952391 ID: 9e04c9

Put a cage around it.
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No. 952392 ID: b1b4f3

Maybe we can take the top off now?
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No. 952393 ID: e7c7d3

Remove the part of the shell with the glorious hairdo
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No. 952395 ID: a9af05

>>952389
Continue loving the baby!
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No. 952417 ID: 6e6f32

Draw a pentagram in desecrated angel's blood, place the egg in the center, and perform a satanic ritual to imbue it with unholy power.

The sacrifice shall be goats. Many goats.
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No. 952419 ID: 977456

Tie a bow around the pile of ash and add a note saying "From Santa".
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No. 952431 ID: 91ee5f

>>952389
Wrap it up in a warm blanket.
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No. 952596 ID: 0efe8e

It is clear what we must do, Lick D'egg
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No. 952605 ID: 977456

>>952596 Wouldn't that risk sucking eggs?
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