Tindo 2019/12/02(Mon)19:36 No. 950754 ID: c540e0
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You reinstall the app and open it for the first time in a long time.
What do?

swipe down

Swipe left until furry

Do it anyway.

...look for hot chicks in your area?

Tindo 2019/12/03(Tue)03:33 No. 950794 ID: c540e0
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>>950756
You try it, nothing happens
>>950780
>>950776
You literally swipe left once, close enough to a furry as you'll ever see.

UNCANNY VALLEY
Swipe left until furry level is in the range [20-30%]V[60-70%] (100% would be an actual non-sapient)

If it's as close as we can then right all the way baby

Find a GOTH, like god intended

PSA:
You have total control of what to do with the app but you cannot control which profiles come up.
>>950818
A goth or a furry may come up at some point but you cannot guarantee or anticipate the swipe outcome

Tindo 2019/12/03(Tue)14:06 No. 950836 ID: cbeaea
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>>950796
>>950818
You swipe right multiple times, no goths and no furries.

>>950836
Pass on this one, swipe left

I can guarantee you that woman there is a catfish or a bot
Swipe left

I like this one. Match.

swipe left until you find someone whose photo is so egregious that your sanity forces you to stop. you're looking for a person, not a bot.

Tindo 2019/12/05(Thu)13:19 No. 950962 ID: cbeaea
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You swipe left on Ella and continue to swipe left.
>>950915
>>950840
>>950839

Swipe up

Swipe up for that bad boi

Ugh, starfuckers.

Rejected.

Gotta sweep left.

Tindo 2019/12/09(Mon)18:12 No. 951345 ID: cbeaea
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>>950963
>>950964
You super liked: Yodling, you have no super likes left for today

Tindo 2019/12/09(Mon)18:13 No. 951346 ID: cbeaea
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Still no matches huh?

Check the internet for a discussion board, see if there are instructions for tweaking the search parameters.

Horrible taste in music, and a prodigious ass.

Par for the course, might as well match.

Tindo 2019/12/13(Fri)12:45 No. 951549 ID: cbeaea
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>>951368
You swipe right
>>951358
You can access search parameters by tapping the profile icon and then the settings icon

>>951549
Not terrible actually, right.

Well above average parameters, swipe right.

Looks neat...

swipe right

Screenshot, crop to just the photo and drop it into a reverse image search to check if it was ripped from elsewhere.

Tindo 2019/12/21(Sat)06:52 No. 951978 ID: 9ac7e9
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>>951712
You do this, she's legit.
>>951550
>>951553
>>951684
You swipe right.

For some reason, you still aren't getting any matches.

Check what's in your own profile. Did you leave up something terrible back when you uninstalled?

Update your own profile.

Are you a sentient phone?

>>951989
I'm your conscience... oooh

Looks like you have messages though.

Tindo 2019/12/29(Sun)01:57 No. 952306 ID: c540e0
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>>951984
>>951988
Yeah, your profile is blank, that might explain things.
You need a bio and profile photos

>>952097
Looks like it, we'll check them once we've sorted this profile mess

Could be worth reviewing what went wrong here, any feedback?

Suggestion 2020/05/09(Sat)21:05 No. 966085 ID: 2c5e09
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>>952306
Profile photo.

Bio: "Looking for a treasure."

Then check your messages.

find a picture of a literal catfish online, and use that as your profile pic.