Worm Man wakes up on top of a rock. Nothing is really unique about this, as it's the same rock he's woken up on for about as long as he can remember.
He hears sounds coming from people all around him. He looks around to try and see who's making all the noise 2/5
Taking a quick look around, he sees people doing... stuff. Jogging, talking, eating, listening to music. Worm Man doesn't remember how long it's been since he's done anything except waking up on a rock. 3/5
He sees a man reading the news, but Worm Man doesn't even know what's in the news nowadays. How long has it been since he's checked? What kind of music are people listening to? Where are people jogging to? 4/5
What even is a "Worm Man?"
Better stretch out those worm legs after all that rock sleep. Go for a jog too.
>>945908 We just don't know. Maybe you can visit a library to find out. Do you have clothing? I suspect clothing would be required to use the library.
You should probably go see a doctor. Doctor Worm.
Collect your worms and venture to seek your fortune. Of worms.
Go, Worm Man. Go and impose yourself upon the people of this world! >>945911 Doctor Worm? I hear he likes to play the drums.
I hear it's amazing when the famous purple worm in flapjaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari-kiri Rock.
Forever. Barbershop quartet. Disappointment. Literally a large disturbing pea-pod.
Where the world's problems become too deep, only one man can worm his way in there and make a hole in them - the Worm Man. Also, man you're ugly as f* Go visit a doctor and get face change or something.
>>945908 well, that's a complicated question worm man, why don't you start by describing yourself and what you do?
>describe yourself and what you do >visit a library Worm Man speaks in incomprehensible words and he seems almost as confused as everyone else, but by his hand gestures, you assume it was something about not having a library card. 1/2
>visit a doctor Worm Man doesn't really where a doctor is, but he knows there's a city nearby he could check. He decides to investigate 2/2
Oh dear, never take up singing. Stand upon thine rock and check out that city. What would you rate it as? Looks like a miserable 4/10 from here.
We will get you that library card, if you give us half a chance.
A wild city appears! Worm Man, use Dig!
Worm Man looked around the city trying to find the hospital. Despite the fact that his requests for directions to the hospital sounded like a blender full of bees, people still pointed him towards it. When he got in, he grabbed an admission form and began to fill it out 1/5
2/5
The receptionist, after taking a quick glance at the paper, sent him directly through to the doctor just to get rid of him. The doctor told Worm Man he was, "the healthiest car crash victim he'd ever seen," and sent him on his way. 3/5
Taking that as a compliment, yet learning absolutely nothing, Worm Man decided to leave the hospital. Shortly after, he heard a rustling sound coming from a nearby alley.
Peeking around the corner, Worm Man sees what appears to be a guy rifling through a trash can and decides to investigate, yet he has no idea what to do with that guy. 5/5
Rifles are weak to artillery. Throw spotted dick, and yorkshire puddings upon him. Feel free to substitute lowbrow pastry.
Interrogate him. Does he have more Dum Dums
Enquire what a handsome fellow such as they might find in the trash, and pursue the thought that you might engage in some youthful rifling together, whist waggling eyebrows enthusiastically.
Lean your head over his shoulder.
>>946529 Join this individual in their trash spelunking.
Talk to trash guy.