You don't have a way to call the stupid shit back? Perhaps with the ball or something?

If you don't, I suggest you get a move on. He's all psychic and stuff, he should be back before too long.

Comb your hair dude, you can't be having bedhead.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/12/18(Fri)21:35 No. 94246 ID: 9e9b47
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>>94233

Steve smooths his hair out. No need in looking like a guy who had sex with some chicks and didn't shower.

>>94230

Steve doesn't know how the hell the ball stuff works, but he figures Mewtwo will just catch up eventually. Alright, it looks as if Steve can go one of two ways. He can go south out of town, towards Vermillion City and the next badge, or he can go east, towards Lavender Town. Steve heard that there used to be ghosts there, before they tore down the ancient graveyard to put in a radio tower.

HIT UP LAVENDER TOWN

fuck naw, lets head back up route 24 and catch an abra
the we can abuse the fuck outa teleport

>>94249
Supporting this. We need an ESCAPE PLAN. But, um... where are we gonna find room on our team? D:

>>94258
speaking of our team could you post it green? i dont really want to go diggin through the old thread

vermillion city. take mewtwo on a cruise on the st. anne and get him to chill some more. or use him to put the bad memories of the war in lt. surge's head and give him post-traumatic stress disorder. that'd be fun.

I say go down to vermillion city.

>>94249
Also Abras are cute and become backup to Mewtwo. Since two psychics are better than one!

Steve, you moron. Don't just leave without a word. Drop a ransom note so that they think you've been kidnapped. That way you can roll into town any time you please and amaze all the bitches with your harrowing tale of escape.

>>94258

We toss out that stupid shitty slowpoke.

And Steve, don't forget that we still have a postponed date with Tesse. Take her with you or something.

>>95246
>hatin' on Slowpoke
>:(

>>94258
Steve already breaks rules, what's to stop him from carrying 7 pokeballs?

>>95435
Apparently this universe's weird-ass laws of physics do.

>>95446
To be honest, I'm a bit RAEGin that Mewtwo consumes one of our perfectly usable team slots. I want Magnethearst on our team, goddamnit.

We need to find a way around this restriction.

Oh Steeeve~ ... care to tell us how the Pokeball system works?

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/12/20(Sun)18:27 No. 95608 ID: 9e9b47
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>>94271

Here's the pokemon Steve has in his party at the moment. According to Steve's pokedex, he has MAGNETHEARST, Magikarp, Grimer, Clefairy and Clefable in the PC.

>>94308 >>94436 >>94248 >>94249 >>94258 >>94452

Steve's torn which way to go. Does he really need an Abra? Steve doesn't know a whole ton about pokemon, but he's sure you don't want too many of the same type or something, right? He's already got Slowpoke and Mewtwo.

>>95214

Steve told Misty last night that he's a lone warrior, and if he woke up before her he'd see her next time he came by town. She seemed to understand. So did her sister.

>>95246

Hmm, it may not be a bad idea to make a team change. The only pokemon Steve really wants to keep are Fluffy-Looking-Thing, Spike and Mewtwo. He's fine with cycling the others out if need be.

>>95435 >>95446 >>95448

Steve doesn't know a ton about this, but from what he can gather the pokedex has something to do with it. It registers whenever you capture another pokemon, and if it registers a 7th pokeball in your possession with a pokemon inside it transports it to your PC. As for HOW it does all this, Steve has no goddamn idea.

As for Tessa, she should be good and done for. Mewtwo said he'd talk with her, right?

For some reason, Steve suddenly wants a drink real bad.

>>95608
first things first, lets acquire some booze
i vote we go catch an abra

>>95608
New sidequest: Find some engineering nerd, get him to rewire our pokedex so that it doesn't teleport our pokeballs away, and then get him hammered as thanks.

>>95611
Hammered AND laid. Make it a double-date.

Hey, wait. Didn't Bill make the Pokédex system?

Bill, the fucker who's not two miles away?

GO NORTH STEVE. We need to give Bill a little chat.

(Plus we totally need an Eevee)

>>95608
Well Abra does everything slowpoke does but better. Also you can get away with a Abra/Kadabra backing up mother fucking Mewtwo. Also mewtwo will be a great tutor!

>>95614
Abra is on the way to bill!
this is turning out quite perfectly

>>95614
Eevee, fuck yes. As for the team, we need an Abra to replace Slowpoke. Lord knows the little guy tries, but he's just too retarded.

>>95626
Until we can find a place where there are Sheldar so we can have the lovable oaf evolve. Also keep an eye out for more magnemites steve... MAGNETHEARST needs two more to evolve.

>>95628
You're crazy. That's not how pokephysics work!

>>95629
But the fluff!

It's probably already been asked, but, can Mewtwo carry pokeballs?

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/12/20(Sun)20:46 No. 95749 ID: 9e9b47
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>>95610

Steve finds that he has a bottle of whiskey left in his back pocket. He drinks generously out of it before doing anything else.

>>95611 >>95614 >>95622 >>95625 >>95626 >>95628

Steve decides to head north of town, to see if he can find some new psychic pokemon, or some guy that'll magically give him a rare Eevee apparently. He puts Slowpoke back in the PC before leaving. He's just too damn stupid.

>>95628

Steve will be on the lookout for a Shelder, he guesses. It may make Slowpoke useful.

>>95708

He may be able to. Most trainers pointedly do not give their pokemon further dominion over other pokemon, as far as Steve knows. Especially with Mewtwo, that could set quite the precedent.

Hmm. Along the road heading north from town, Steve sees some guy. Dude's just standing there.

>>95749
whats that blue crap in the grass?
if it isnt a pokemon try to bum a smoke off that guy

>>95749
Punch dude in the snout to establish dominance.

>>95749
This dude's looking pretty chill, eh?

CHALLENGE HIM TO A MATCH. Spike needs the XPs and BROTIME.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/12/20(Sun)23:31 No. 95811 ID: 9e9b47
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>>95752 >>95756

Yeah Steve's about to roll over there and rock that guy's world! That'll teach him to mind his own business. The guy DOES seem to be watching Steve as he walks down the path.

>>95751

Before the guy, Steve goes to check a glint of blue in the grass. TWO glints of blue, as it turns out. Steve has no idea what the fuck these pokemon are, but he is disappointed to find he only has ONE pokeball left! Dear me! The last time he went to the pokemon mart he was too interested in getting alcohol and cigars. It looks as if Steve will have to choose which one to capture then.

>>95811
Lotad.
Now.
6 Ludicolo, PARTY DOWN.

LOTAD.

We need to get it to turn into Mexican Pineapple Duck post haste.

The not-mudkip.

Friggin' mudkips. Think they're so great.

>>95811
i liek mudkipz
>>95814
>>95813
>>95812
Haters. All of you.

>>95811
This one votes Mudkip as well. Yes, yes, Mexican Pineapple Duck is cool, but Water/Ground RAPE MACHINE is better. Not to mention that he's a little deceptive if you catch an electric opponent unawares, as electricity does fuck-all to Ground!

Also, Spike and Mudkip could totally get along and be bros despite the type differential. Totally.

Mudkip. Fuck that eventual mexican cactus frog.

LOTOAD.

Dude. It's a fucking frog... with a fucking lily pad on it. That's like, upside-down of the natural order. How could you possibly pass that up?

Mud-fucking-KIP

>>95829
Pineapple duck is water+grass that means it only takes 1x from electricty and gets rid of the weakness to grass types. Also it probably could be taught to steal crap

Are you guys retarded? MUDKIP, DAMMIT.

Lotad.

Mudkip, entirely because I want to see >>95829 's bros plan come to fruition.

>>95912
Lotad, because I'm not a memefag.

Lotad. Because Ludicolo > Swampert.

Suggestion 2009/12/21(Mon)17:43 No. 96163 ID: fed73b
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>>96000
additional propaganda

¡Yo voto por el pato mexicano de piña!

>>96163
Screw you for making me laugh.

Mudkip. It's a better pokemon.

>>96163
Well after this, we can't have anything else.

>>96553
Steve ain't mexican. Swampert is a better pokeman than that pineappleduck anyway!

Swampert is a whole lot better than Ludicolo.

Pick Mudkip.

>>96568
>>96530
>>96555
IF IT AIN'T MEMFAGS IT'S TOURNEYFAGS

SCREW YOU MY TEAM IS MADE OF MY FAVES

NO GARCHOMP
NO LEGENDARIES
FINAL DESTINATION

>>96659
WHAT IF SWAMPERT AND GARCHOMP ARE MY FAVES, HUH?! WHAT NOW, BITCH?!

>>96659
>MY TEAM IS MADE OF MY FAVES
enjoy losing
>NO LEGENDARIES
HOLOCAUST DIDNT HAPPEN I DIDNT SEE IT

ludicolo is a big gay mexican duck
if you like ludicolo you are mexican
no one likes mexicans

>>96665
SHUT UP HIDDEN SATAN.
YOU KNOW, I VOTED ALREADY, BUT I HAVE A POINT TO MAKE

STEVE

MEXICAN PINEAPPLE DUCK MEANS TEQUILA.

Just think about that, will you? O:)

Totally the Mudkip. Ludicolo is fucking stupid.

>>96078

>not a memefag

>looks at name

*head explodes*

>>96659
Not a memefag nor a tourneyfag.
I just like Mudkip, Marshtomp, and Swampert.

I think making us decide between a mexican pineapple duck and Swampert wasn't a very good idea. Steve should capture one and knock the other out, having his pokemon carry it around unconscious until he gets another pokeball.

LOTAD LOTAD LOTAD

>>95749
Is that Silver in the picture?

>>96697
This. We're already a rules-breaker - why the hell do we need a pokeball, anyway?

Knock one of the little fuckers out and carry it with us until we can get another pokeball. If it wakes up, knock its ass out again.

>>96697
Knock one out, put the other in a pokeball. Keep the KO'ed one around until you manage to purchase another.

>>95811
lotad.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2010/01/01(Fri)09:58 No. 102921 ID: e0aea5
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>>95812 >>95813 >>95814 >>95815 >>95875 >>95829 >>95860 >>95880 >>95881 >>95887 >>95890 >>95912 >>95996 >>96000 >>96078 >>96080 >>96163 >>96198 >>96530 >>96553 >>96555 >>96568 >>96659 >>96665 >>96666 >>96667 >>96672 >>96685 >>96701 >>97527

AHHHH! Steve can't decide! He has a sneaking suspicion one is better, but the other one looks so fucking stupid! WHICH ONE WILL H-

>>96697 >>96729 >>96733

Oh right, violence. Steve throws a pokeball at the one further away, and boots the other one in the face as hard as he can. Hell yeah! Take that, tough decision! Steve picks up the unconscious lily-headed pokemon. Hmm. What now?

That little bitch ain't gonna stay KO'd forever. Go see if you can mooch a ball off another trainer.

>>102921
Go get a ball for the stupid thing. And get out Spike for some friendly drinking and maybe a deep conversation about the nature of the universe and the value of free will.

>>102921
Get one of your other pokemon to carry it to the pokecenter or store so you can get an empty ball to put it in.

rush to pokecenter. get pair of balls. ask joy to joyously care for our balls.

>>103030
This.
And be sure to phrase it exactly this way.
Watch for her reaction.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2010/01/12(Tue)00:21 No. 109612 ID: 9e9b47
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>>103030 >>108804

Oh fuck yes. This is such an awesome idea. Steve would like to have Nurse Joy have sex with him, if you catch his drift. Plus, it's funny as hell.

>>102923 >>102931 >>102963

Steve decides to get a pokeball for his plant thing first though. Nurse Joys probably get touchy if you show up with a pokemon you kicked in the face. Steve looks over towards the other trainer, who hasn't moved yet. He walks right up to the guy. "Hey buddy, you got a spare pokeball to spare?"

The guy is quiet, eyes never leaving Steve. He's starting to feel kind of uncomfortable. Right when Steve's about to speak, the guy talks. "You know, you could really get into trouble doing that kind of stuff. You must be Steve Steveson. You've got quite the reputation ahead of you. Do you mind if we talk for a few minutes?"

Steve doesn't know who this douche is, but he's got a nagging feeling he's seen the dude's face before.

Ask if he frequently wears a creepy triangle mask.

>>109613
its silver
from gold/silver/crystal. hes 3 years younger than red blue and green
hes also giovannis son
talk to him, see what he has to say

>>109612
Say "Sure, but only if I can bum a fag." let's british this motherfucker up.

Also Steve, be prepared to smash his face in and steal a pokeball if he refuses to give you one. And maybe teabag him when he's down, dude looks to feminine for his own good.

Punch him out, steal all his clothes, leave him sore and smelling like booze in a dress at the side of the road.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2010/01/15(Fri)20:31 No. 111498 ID: 9e9b47
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>>109634 >>109671

Steve doesn't like this kid's attitude. He gets ready to knock him flat. "Sure, just give me a cigarette first kid."

The kid looks over Steve for a moment, as if considering something. "You know, you're not really good at hiding your feelings. I'm not sure it'd be very smart to get into a fight with me. I really do just want to talk." He fishes out a pokeball, and releases a huge pokemon. "A little insurance to make sure you don't do something stupid."

>>109613 >>109619

Steve looks at the kid for a few minutes while he considers pulling out another pokemon. He really DOES look familiar. "You... aren't... Zealot, are you?" he asks cautiously.

The kid shakes his head, looking amused. "No, but I'm glad you brought that up. It's about him that..."

"Nah, I remember, you're Giovanni's kid! Silver!" Steve says, happy to finally placed the face.

The kid looks taken aback. "I... how did you know that?"

"You tried to battle the Elite Four, and you're the son of a really famous ex-leader of a criminal organization kid. I don't watch a lot of shit about pokemon, but I've heard you mentioned before." Steve says. He doesn't mention that he only watched the news when it was a choice between that and pokemon. Pokemon are totally boring.

The kid seems to be taken aback quite a bit. He clears his throat. "Well. Yes. Um, it's true. Anyhow, about Zealot. I was sent here partially to ask for your help. It seems you're one of the only people he's... acted the way he has around. It's cause for concern. We were wondering if you'd like to do a little bit of information gathering for us."

Work=money
money=cigars, alcohol, and women

SAY YES. But make sure it IS paying work first.

>>111498
Totally accept his offer if it's paying work, Steve. Maybe even if it isn't.

Besides, Silver should be a cool guy now that he's met with Gold and gotten his ass handed to him a few times in the past.

"Whass innit for me?"

It'll cost you.

Don't answer. Instead, pour margarine all over him and dance around, calling him "Butterfree! Butterfree! You're a butterfree!"

>>111498
Now I really don't like that little shit. Bring out Spike and tell him he's gonna get all the pokemon porn he could want if he beats the everloving shit out of that large thing. And if Spike isn't enough by himself you can always cheat.

S C H E A T

>>111498
aww yeah, you get to work with silver.

Steve, marry Silver

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2010/01/16(Sat)15:27 No. 111904 ID: 9e9b47
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>>111899

Gay.

>>111503 >>111513 >>111525 >>111542 >>111749 >>111896


Steve decides to hear the guy out for now. There's a chance for money at the very least. "What's in it for me? It's gonna cost you, I'm not gonna do this for free."

"Yes, I expect you wouldn't." Silver says, and Steve can detect a hint of disapproval in his voice. "We'll pay you for any of the information you bring to us. We'll make it worth your while."

Steve accepts that. Seems like a fair deal. "How do I get in touch with you?"

"I'll give you a number you can leave a message at. I'll meet you at a place near town that you tell me about." He responds, and gives Steve a number that he enters into his pokedex. "I think it's best we be seen together as little as possible. I have reason to believe that Team Rocket knows who I work for. If you have no more questions, I'll be off."

>>111904
Teaming up with Silver is gonna be awesome.

Check out his package. See if you can tell how big his dick is. It could be important later.

>>111904
Time to dick around in the city until Silver actually needs your help.

"1 more question.
can we pawn a pokeball off you?"

afterwards lets head on to bill's place

>>111904
What the FUCK!!! Get payment up front from that dick. Anyone can claim they will pay you after the work is done. Get some cash up front or tell that fucking queermoo to fuck off.

You know... Silver's pretty cool for a girl who's dressing up as a guy to make it in a man's pokeworld. You should still totally flirt with 'him' though, just in case you can get some pussy out of it. Bet she fucks like a ocelot too.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2010/01/16(Sat)20:59 No. 112202 ID: 9e9b47
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>>111905 >>111923

Steve thinks you don't get the terms of the arrangement.

>>111908 >>112117

MAN THAT'S TOTALLY G-

Wait, is Silver a girl? Steve isn't... ENTIRELY sure... uh... Steve feels weird all of a sudden.

>>112022 >>111926

"Yeah there's one thing. Can I have a pokeball? and some payment up front? I am kinda risking my life talking to a psychotic killer."

Silver tosses Steve a pokeball. "I'll see about transferring some money into your account. Put that little guy in a pokeball. He looks real unconscious. Remember, only give me a call when you have some good info."

"Oh you bet I'll call you." Steve says. Wait, did that sound sexual? Fuck, isn't this girl like 14? FUCK Steve doesn't even know if it's a girl! Steve needs to get away from this guy and go drink.

"Um... ok. Well, good luck." Silver says. He begins to leave with his huge blue pokemon.

So, on to this weird guy who supposedly lives north of town and gives out rare pokemon to random people?

>>112202
Dude. Silver is totally a chick. Trust me.

>>112211
Silver is a girl, look at that long flowing hair.
She's just acting tough to make you take her seriously. Isn't she cute though?

I guess let's go on. Looks like we're done talking to this fuckhead.

>>112202
yes on to bills lab
interesting fact
he made the pc storage shit

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2010/01/16(Sat)23:27 No. 112618 ID: 9e9b47
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Hmm. that's weird. Steve suddenly feels like there's a lot more people around.

>>112211 >>112221

Steve... still isn't sure. He drinks a little more, and resolves that if he assures himself of Silver's girlness he might go for it. Even though she's underage by a lot and it's kinda creepy.

>>112254 >>112379

Fuck yeah, Steve's ready to head on out! He puts the pokemon he's carrying in the new convenient pokebal and watches it dissapear in a flash of green light. This guy he's visiting made the pokemon system? That's cool. Steve always wondered where the hell they went.

Um, so, should Steve just show up and demand a pokemon or something? Is this guy going to even be home? Guys don't tend to like douchebags showing up and demanding pokemon.

before asking the guy for a rare pokemon just say hi and introduce yourself
see if he can increase the number of pokemon you can carry around while your there

>>112618
Okay, Steve, this shit I'm about to tell you is important so listen up brother.
Bill's a scatterbrain. Way back when Red and Blue started their adventure, he managed to get himself stuck in a Pokemon's body. Red helped him out, and all he got was a fucking picture of a Vaporeon, Jolteon, and Flareon.

Then, when Gold was doing his crap, Bill was trying to date Misty. Obviously shit didn't work out, but he might still be sore about that so don't mention her while you see him.

Other than that, I really doubt he's going to give you a rare Pokemon, but there's a good chance he'll have something worthwhile for you.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2010/01/17(Sun)00:38 No. 112786 ID: 9e9b47
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>>112625 >>112640

Steve thinks he can remember some stuff about Bill. It doesn't matter much though, because when Steve gets to the guys front door, there's no answer even when Steve rings the doorbell multiple times. GODDAMMIT! Of course the guy wouldn't be home when Steve wants to get it. Oh well, what to do now then?

Look through window, try to see if back door is locked.

>>112792
this
if all else fail break a window

>>112786
also INVESTIGATE PURPLE BLOB

>>112786
Kick in the fucking door.

You know the pansy-ass residents of this world don't reinforce for shit - it's probably not even locked.

Head for the beach; capture young lovers.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2010/01/17(Sun)02:06 No. 112876 ID: 9e9b47
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>>112792 >>112803 >>112840

RAAAAA! Steve is getting fucking pissed as he tries the door a few more times! He's just gonna go ahead and bash...

>>112834

Huh? Blob? Before Steve can start kicking at the door, he glances up just as Mewtwo floats down from the sky. There's a moment of silence between the two. "Uh... you're back late." Steve says simply, not knowing what else to say.

"Yes, I do apologize. I was thinking about... my situation. I thought you would be asleep longer, I anticipated an eight hour sleep schedule for you." Mewtwo replies calmly. Steve thinks there's something different about how he's acting. He's not so angry anymore. "May we speak? I have a matter I wish to discuss."

"Uh... sure." Steve says offhandedly. Steve was not expecting this attitude at all. He's a bit thrown. Steve starts to take the master ball out of a pocket, to return Mewtwo once he's done talking.

"I wish to be kept out of the pokeball, quite frankly." Mewtwo says quickly, glancing down at the ball for a moment. His hands tremble. "Please. I know I wronged you when we first met, but I cannot stand it in there. It grates on my mind, and... I just feel less alive when I'm in there. I... leave it to your decision of course, but I think it could work out well for the both of us." Mewtwo finishes with a neutral expression on his face, watching Steve's face closely as he waits for a response.

Steve hesitates. He doesn't quite know what to say. Steve doesn't always care about what other people are feeling, but he gets the impression that it took a lot for Mewtwo to say what he just did.

>>112876
If being in there is has such a huge effect on him like this then what kind of a bro would you be to put him back? Don't do it, bro. Just don't.

>>112876
Why have a psychic if it's just gonna be stuffed in a ball most of the time? Keep the guy out, and see if he can help you with that door.

>>112876
agree to let him stay out of his ball i guess
its not like hes going to kill everyone or something and hes been a total bro recently
ask him if theres anything else hed like to discuss while were at it

>>112876
He's certainly a lot less angry and bloodthirsty.
And Steve, could you imagine being locked in a tiny room for hours at a time until some jerk opens the door just to have you fight someone, before shoving you back in there? Sure, some of your others might not mind it so much, but Mewtwo's frankly a lot smarter than them.

I vote you let him stay out of the ball and only recall him in emergencies where he would be in direct danger and unable to protect himself. Plus it would go a long way to gaining some trust from him, too.

"Sure, why not?"

Be a bro, Steve - keep Mewtwo out of the ball.
You wanna be a bro, don't you, Steve?

>>112876
Agree to keep him out and bring out Spike as well. We need to get him up to Charizard so that we can burn down some shit from above!

"Yeah, sure bro. Can you tell if anyone's inside?"

Also, have you caught any pokemon recently, like say a krabby or rattata?

Sure, let him stay out. Tell him that if he fucks up he goes back in.

Ask him what's in it for you.

Of course. But you'll have to help out with shit, right? Maybe help deal with all the potentially-ladies that keep throwing themselves at me. Bit of bodyguard action, bit of being a bro. That kind of stuff, you know?

and like... no blowing up research labs or anything. Unless I say otherwise... I guess.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2010/01/18(Mon)22:02 No. 114468 ID: 9e9b47
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>>112878 >>112879 >>112882 >>112883 >>112897 >>112914

"Sure, why not?" Steve asks, shrugging his shoulders.

Mewtwo visibly relaxes. "Ah. Thank you. I had my doubts..."

>>113065 >>113165 >>113401

"Just a second." Steve says, cutting off Mewtwo. "There's gonna be some ground rules. For one, if things get hairy I might have to return you at some point. I can't promise I'll ALWAYS leave you out. I'll try to make it as little as possible. I didn't know it sucked so much in there."

Mewtwo nods. "It isn't pleasant. On the subject of pokemon on your person and returning me to the ball, I have thought of a simple solution for us both. Your pokedex has a system for dealing with pokemon that have run away or gotten stolen. After a period of time outside of a certain radius, they cease to be pinged by the system. I simply waited for you to capture a sixth pokemon before I came back. Now, I'm relatively certain that the next time you return me, that Mudkip you captured will revert back to the PC. However, with this little glitch I do believe you can keep me and six other pokemon."

Steve nods. He doesn't even know what else to add to that. "Good job. Um, keep up the good work."

>>113062

What? Steve hasn't caught a Rattata. Those things are stupid.

"Hey, I kinda wanna get inside this place. Can you tell if there's any people inside?" he asks Mewtwo, turning towards the door.

"Hmm. I don't believe there are. None I can detect upon first glance. Do you intend to break in here, Steve? That's a bit brazen, isn't it?"

Break in. Who knows, Bill might have accidentally transfer minds with a Rattata. Now, due to his current shape, he is not only unable to answer the doorbell, but be unable to revert to his human form as well, while his body with mind of a Rattata noms on a box of cereal.

This is unlikely and probably never happened nor will happen, but you can't rule that possibility out.

>>114468
>What? Steve hasn't caught a Rattata. Those things are stupid.

Then someone's been going around wearing your clothes!

Also ask if there are any pokemon inside.

Naw. We came here to talk to him. Breaking in is kinda pointless, right? We're not just gonna break in and steal the guy's shit. That ain't cool.

Go find that crazy masked sibling dude we're supposed to go bother. Follow the given directions. Tell Mewtwo about him, tell him to be on the lookout, and ask him if he can fuck that guy up if shit gets real. Cuz right now all you've got is some crazy person's word that he's not gonna pin you to a tree with knives the next time he sees you. That shit ain't reliable.

>>114468
Ask if there's a pokemon inside.

>>114480
Well he is pretty damn stylish. A copycat wouldn't be too far fetched.

SOMEONE ELSE? WEARING A STEVE OUTFIT?

HOW ABSURD.

>>114468
Break into that shit. And bring out spike.

Um, let's NOT break in. Nobody's gonna leave their house completely unguarded. There's probably an alarm.

Not breaking in seems the best plan. You already have a lot of good pokemon, Steve.

>>114686
Yeah, but he needs more money for booze and smokes.

SCIENCE could be in there. And Mewtwo was made with SCIENCE.

I mean you could have TWO Mewtwos!

>>114694
this seems perfectly logical.

Fuck breaking into this place. Why don't we focus on actually getting the next badge?

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2010/01/19(Tue)23:37 No. 115157 ID: 9e9b47
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>>114478 >>114541 >>114694 >>114759
>>114904 >>114686 >>114656 >>114483

Steve's having a tough time deciding what to do. Grudgingly, he does admit that this seems a bad idea, breaking into some dude's house. He doesn't know what the fuck could be in there.

>>114511

"Can you tell if there's any pokemon inside?" Steve asks hopefully.

"I'm afraid not. But pokemon in pokeballs tend to be hard to hear for me." Mewtwo admits. "I know it must be tempting to smash something, but right here and now may not be the best time."

Steve shrugs and turns away from the door. "Fine. I guess we'd better get a move on the next badge anyhow, huh?"

>>114480 >>114523 >>114525

Steve thinks that it would be hard to mistake another person for himself. For one, nobody else in the world (except for his mom) has snow-white skin.

Alright, while heading away from Bill's, Steve runs across a break in the path. Looks like the sign pointing left says "Rock Tunnel and Lavender Town," while the right one leads back to Cerulean City, and on to Vermilion City. Where should Steve head?

Go to Vermilion, easier gym and stuff.

Vermilion. Blue can suck it.

that a pokeball in the bushes?

>>115157
Examine the strange thing in the forest. And take a swig from your flask and let Spike out so he can take one as well.

Haha, I just noticed the favicon for this thread. Nice.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2010/01/20(Wed)13:34 No. 115255 ID: 2cbe3e
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>>115162 >>115164

Steve gets ready to head back the way he came! No need to...

>>115176 >>115183

Hang on a second, Steve sees something right at the edge of the forested area. He goes up to it, releasing Spike as he does so. Steve tops off the pokemon's flask, and leaves him to it as Steve checks out the object.

It looks to be a pamphlet. It's still glossy, like it was dropped here not long ago. It seems to be for a place called Verdant Tranquility. 'A relaxing spa, far from the beaten path of the world. Come and enjoy a time of leisure and relaxation as you bathe in our celebrated hot springs, and dine on the cuisine provided by our culinary experts. Bring this pamphlet with you for a 50% discount on your first visit.'

"Wow, this sounds pretty cool." Steve says, looking over the pamphlet. "Hey Mewtwo, wanna go to this hot springs?"

Mewtwo looks annoyed for some reason. "Hot springs? That sounds like nothing but s distraction. Do we need to go to such a place?"

"Well. Maybe not so much NEED, but don't be such a faggot, Mewtwo. We can relax for a bit, and there's probably hot bitches there." Steve responds a bit reproachfully.

"Nevertheless." Mewtwo responds, his eyes narrowing at the verbal jab.

Tell Mewtwo you just want to see him all hot and wet, no homo.

>>115255
A Hot Springs Episode works best when you bring your own bitches, you know.

>>115269

No way! These places are usually staffed by hot bitches! We'll be just fine.

Tell Mewtwo that you can return him if he's uncomfortable.

Do we have to stop here? Maybe we should just head for the next badge.

If we need hot bitches, let's call Amber or Misty.

Hell, maybe even Tessa~

fuck yeah. lets get some harem up in this bitch.

Tell mewtwo you will need a wingman you can trust but he'll need to wear a suit and a top hat and take all the fat chicks.

Actually that's not a bad idea. Tell Mewtwo if he's staying out the ball, he's gotta put clothes on. Also, if he sees a chick coming to stop you getting sex from another chick, he has to try keeping her busy until you slip away.

Are those wisps deeper in the forest from the hot springs?

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2010/01/22(Fri)01:00 No. 116560 ID: 9e9b47
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>>115269 >>115277 >>115341 >>115565

Hmm. This isn't a bad idea. Should Steve call one of the other girls? He could give Misty a call, and probably get some free sex. It's hard to tell with some girls. On the other hand, he could call Amber, and maybe get some free sex. He could even call both, and maybe possibly get double free sex! On the other other hand, there could just be girls here already and Steve could just try his luck. He ponders the situation as he heads deeper into the woods, towards the hot springs. Fuck, Steve doesn't know what he should do!

>>115906 >>116043

Steve finally sees the hot springs in sight before he stops. there's one thing that must be settled before anything else. He puts an arm around Mewtwo's shoulder. "Hey, I wanna discuss something with you."

Mewtwo still looks annoyed for some reason. "Yes?"

"Look, first things first, if you're staying out of the ball then you've got to wear some kind of clothes. I don't think we need to advertise that you're a giant pokemon."

"Clothes crush the soul." Mewtwo responds sourly.

"Well, they're gonna cover your theoretical shame. There's one more thing. If I'm chatting up some nice piece of ass, and you see some other girl coming over to the two of us with intent of stopping said chat, could you do me a favor and talk to the other girl?"

Mewtwo looks puzzled, and appears to forget his anger for a minute. "But... if there is another girl coming towards you, don't you want both girls?"

"Nah nah, see, some girls usually go out with another chick. If that other chick can tell she isn't getting boned that night, then she's usually in a mood to make sure her girlfriends don't get boned either. You simply have to run that interference so I can skedaddle if need be."

Mewtwo looks uncomfortable with the idea, but he nods slowly. "You're not actually asking me to do anything unreasonable. I suppose... I'll acquiesce to your request" he says with a sigh.

So, anything Steve should do before heading inside?

seach the area for traps, treasures and secret doors.

Brofist mewtwo.

Say "Thanks, dude. Next time we can do something you want to do. Y'know, on the way to this whole good-of-the-nation mission crap. What DO you like to do, anyway?"

Short of some kind of giant everything-concealing robe, there is no fucking way you are disguising mewtwo as anything but a different pokemon.

Just head inside. Be on the lookout for goddamn critters working everything.

>>116560
Brofists all around. Let's head into the hot springs bar. Some nice heated sake and a nice long soak in warm water should cheer up that surly bastard Mewtwo.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2010/01/22(Fri)03:24 No. 116617 ID: 9e9b47
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>>116563

The place is strangely devoid of removable knots in trees, sliding stone walls, or chests that make a neat little noise when you open them.

>>116564 >>116615 >>116579

Steve brofists Mewtwo. "Thanks dude, next time we'll totally do something you wanna do. For now, I think a nice soak will do you good."

Mewtwo frowns hard, but Steve notices his mouth barely twitch in the corner. The pokemon looks away. "Let's just go" he says gruffly.

Steve enters the hot springs, and immediately sees a young lady, who makes a short bow towards him. "Greetings, honored guest. I am Satoka, and I welcome you to our humble spring. How can I assist you today?"

>>116617
You want some heated saké to drink while you soak. Then a massage would be nice to finish it off.

FUCK HER

>>116628
Do this

Ask her if she wouldn't mind joining you for a drink when she gets off work.

>>116643
this
also inform her of the pamphlet in our possession.

Can't Mewtwo just use his psychic power to make an illusion of clothes in the weak minds of people around him? It worked on the Rocket Chick.

>>116667
Yes, and I'm sure it'll probably just be easier to do that then find actual clothes for him. How about we just ask him to project himself as a human? would save us a ton of trouble.

>>116737
Also it gives us the option of scaring the fuck out of people by flickering between disguise and not disguised.

I mean it won't work against psychic trainers but they'd realize that Mewtwo was in a trenchcoat anyhow.

Ask the girl where you go and pay at. Smile at the girl.

First pay, then go scope the place out. Don't give this girl a lot of time, she's probably just a greeter. There's probably plenty of women, and maybe even a place for you to drop off your pokemon so they can get some time in a hot tub.

Agreed. Show your pamphlet and scout the place out.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2010/01/23(Sat)02:37 No. 117107 ID: 9e9b47
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>>116667 >>116737

What do you mean it worked on the Rocket chick? Making people think he has clothes? Steve will be sure to ask Mewtwo if there's some way he can work around the clothing problem.

>>116628 >>116632 >>116643 >>116966 >>116993

Steve is torn on what to do with this chick! Eventually, he decides that perhaps he should hold off on trying to have sex with her right here in the hallway. That sort of thing causes comments. Instead, Steve smiles at her and offers the pamphlet he found. "Um, I found this... where do I pay, anyhow?"

"Right here! Could I please see your pokedex, honored guest?" The girl takes Steve's pokedex, runs a plastic card through a reader, pauses, and then smiles and hands it back. "Everything seems to be in order. You will be staying the night in room 7."

Steve's funds have gone from [/b]ROLLIN' IN DOUGH to WELL THAT'S NOT NEARLY AS MUCH MONEY AS YESTERDAY BUT I SUPPOSE ITS STILL A LOT. "Thank you... do I also talk to you if I'd like to get a drink? Preferably sake?" He asks as he takes the key.

"Of course, honored guest. As soon as I have a moment I will fetch some directly. Some basic rules. The large pool out that door over there is the warming pool. It's large, and a public area, so please maintain an absence of nudity." Steve looks out the slightly open door. He can see the pool of course, but that person by the edge looks real famili... "There are smaller and hotter springs, but these are divided into male and female of course. Clothing is optional. If there's no more questions honored guest, I will leave you to retrieve your alcohol. your room should be down the corridor to your right." The girl says crisply and evenly, as if she's said this a number of times before.

>>116993 >>117036

Alright. Should Steve head down to the right, in the direction of his room, or left? Also, should he ask this check for anything else?

Take key. Go down to your room, but I guess you should first go and see why that dude over there is familiar.

>>117107
Get changed and start soaking. Soon you will have some warmed rice wine to warm you up within and some nice hot springs to warm the outside. Life sure can be good sometimes.

>>117107
awwww sheeit. nah man, you're set. get drunk with this chick and let the booze do the talking. you'll know what to do then. :D

Oh hey it's that kid with the Bulbasaur!

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2010/01/23(Sat)17:40 No. 117390 ID: 9e9b47
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>>117140 >>117185 >>117146

Steve decides to go and see why this kid is familiar before heading off to his room. Mewtwo stays behind, watching with a bored expression in the doorway. Once he get close, and the kid looks up at him, Steve realizes that it's the kid from Pallet Town! "Hey, you're.... um..."

Both stand there in silence before the kid finally supplies, "Cory. Hello, Steve. How has your adventure been so far?"

Steve sits down next to Cory. Steam is all around here, filling the air with wisps that make the air heavy. The kid seems completely nonplussed. "Pretty good... what are you doing here, anyhow?"

"Oh, I'm just here for the afternoon. The gentleman I'm traveling with had to do some errands, so he paid for me to relax here a bit." He replies politely.

Steve smiles awkwardly at the kid. Cory has always unnerved him just a little bit. The kid would probably just shrug if he saw a comet heading towards the planet.

Ask him who he's traveling with.

Steve! Now's your chance! Find out what room he's in and jack all his money and pokemon to sell!!

You know... I'm pretty sure Cory is also a chick... Flatchested though she may be.

Could be wrong though.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2010/01/24(Sun)01:56 No. 117749 ID: 9e9b47
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>>117402

Yeah, fuck this kid! Steve's always wanted a Bulbasaur anyhow. "So, how has your pokemon training been going? What room are you staying in?"

"My training has been going very well recently. I feel like I'm achieving more of my true potential. And, I'm not sure if I'm comfortable giving you my room number, Steve" Cory says bluntly.

>>117391

"So... who's this guy you're traveling with anyhow?" Steve asks awkwardly in the silence that follows.

Cory looks away. "This really experienced pokemon trainer. He's been teaching me a lot about pokemon."

"That's nice." Steve says. A silence falls between the two.

>>117542

Look Steve's the first to admit he ain't too sharp but c'mon.

Ask him what kind of cool stuff he's been learning about Pokemon.

Maybe you should get away from Mr. Depressing and go get drunk.

>>117749
"His name wouldn't happen to be zealot would it?"

Don't pud out now. If you really really want that bulbasaur, have mewtwo just brain snap the guy. Like, an illusion of some chick needing his room number, or Cory all of a sudden developing a fetish for giving his crap to other people.

You know what, f it - too much work. Leave that downer. Find a better hottub.

Stand up and shake his hand. Tell him he's welcome to come and have a drink with you next time he sees ya.

>>117749
Ask him what happened to his arm. It looks burnt, or something.

I agree, what's with the arm?

hey bro that kid reminds me
do you have a brother or sister
why dont you hang out with em if yes

>>119413
Yeah, don't you have a brother or something? Isn't it about time he lives up to his name and faces full pokeconsequences?

Call your sister, and see what she's up to.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2010/01/27(Wed)19:05 No. 119750 ID: 9e9b47
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>>117851 >>117802

"What sorta stuff does he teach you, anyhow?" Steve asks casually.

"Just battle tactics. He's got quite the mind for war." Cory answers evenly.

"That's nice. His name wouldn't happen to be Zealot, would it?" Steve asks, not sure why he's asking.

Cory looks down at his feet. "No. His name is Henry Sharp."

>>118362 >>118589

"Well... what the fuck's up with your arm then?" Steve asks, realizing he's starting to interrogate the kid a bit.

"Oh, that." Cory looks back up at Steve. "Yeah I caught a Magby, but it burned my arm a bit the other day when I tried to use it. It's gotten a lot more well behaved since."

>>117818 >>117933 >>117982

Steve gets up and stretches, then reaches out for Cory's hand. Cory hesitates, but shakes hands after a moment. "Whenever we meet again, I'll buy ya a drink kid. If you don't completely suck as a pokemon trainer that is."

Cory nods. "Thank you, Steve. Goodbye."

>>119413 >>119446 >>119642

God dammit, Steve's brother. Why'd you have to go and remind Steve of his brother at a time like this. What a fucking idiot. You kind of wonder if Clive is even gonna be able to take care of himself, but honestly you could fucking care less. He's dumber than a sack of hammers. The average IQ of Pallet Town could only improve if his brother choked on his bacon or whatever.

Steve's sister isn't nearly as dumb, but BOY is she a bitch. Always on with the nagging and lectures. She's younger than Steve but he swears she acts like his mom sometimes. Thank god he left that house.

Mewtwo's been saying something or whatever, but now Steve really wants a goddamn drink. He wonders if that sake's in the room yet.

>>119750
Mewtwo is a pretty smart guy. You should probably see what he has to say about this whole situation. Also, I don't know man. I got a bad feeling about that kid. We should pummel him now before he has time to become a better Pokemon trainer and kick, your ass. Just in case.

Say "Uhh, sorry, could you repeat that? I was distracted thinking about how much I hate people. You can relate."

Can mewtwo here like... turn on the part of Cory's brain that makes him a tactical genious or something? It's the least we can do, really.

>>119750
"Hey mewtwo, that's interesting and all but I have a better thing to talk about. Would you rather do, your mom or your own clone? If you had to. Let's say that they're both going to die unless you fuck one of them and you only have time to properly fuck one of them and so you have to save that one."

>>119771
He got no mom.... he was grown in a TANK.

That might make him VERY ANGRY and he could take revenge by stealing our wallet or destroying all out booze.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2010/01/28(Thu)20:01 No. 120423 ID: 9e9b47
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>>119757 >>119759

"Sorry man, could you repeat that? I was thinking about how much I hate people. You can relate."

"Very droll, master. I just wanted to tell you about that child you were talking to. I can't see very well into his mind." Mewtwo admits.

"So?" Steve asks.

"That's not supposed to happen."

>>119771 >>119933

Hmm, Steve actually knows nothing at all about Mewtwo. He decides to ease in slow, with a tasteful question about Mewtwo's mother. Steve slips an arm around Mewtwo's shoulders. "Hey Mewtwo, that's interesting and all but I have a better thing to talk about. Would you rather do, your mom or your own clone? If you had to. Let's say that they're both going to die unless you fuck one of them and you only have time to properly fuck one of them and so you have to save that one."

Mewtwo looks completely shocked, and slightly annoyed. "I... master... I... Have..." He stops and takes a breath. "Master. I was made from DNA of Mew they found. I was grown in a tube. I have no mother. So, if you wanted a literal answer to your question, I would choose a clone."

>>119760

Steve's not sure that's how brains work, and anyhow fuck that guy. So, should Steve go get ready for the hot baths?

>>120423
Get ready for the hot tubs Mr. Bill- I mean Steve.

>>120423
hahaha. That was quite amusing. Go get ready for the hot baths big boy.

>>120423
Wait... wouldn't that make the Mew or the tube his mom, then?

STEVE KISS MEWTWO

MEWTWO KISS STEVE

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2010/01/28(Thu)21:16 No. 120521 ID: 9e9b47
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>>120429 >>120430

Steve finally gets to his room, and there's a warm bottle of sake sitting there on the table. He strips down and gets a towel so he doesn't scare sensitive ladies with his trouser snake.

Mewtwo excuses himself to the bathroom.

>>120438 >>120442

GAY

>>120434

"I guess that Mew would be your mom then, right? Or the tube at least?" Steve asks as he starts in on the sake.

There's a long pause from the bathroom. "Yes. I suppose. I don't think I'm ever going to see a Mew though."

Well, whatever. Steve's ready to go look around. Should he head to the warming pools, or to the guys-only steam bath for some relaxation?

>>120521
Fuck that sausage soup, go to the warming pools and request a female attendant.

>>120521
Drop the towel and let little Steve flop on out.

>>120560
Yeah the sauna is kinda fuckin gay if you aren't from godforsaken frozen wasteland.

>>120521
Mewtwo has no gender. Thus, it isn't gay.

>>120624
Fuck you, Saunas are nice.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2010/01/29(Fri)16:40 No. 121094 ID: 9e9b47
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>>120607

Hey there's a time and a place man.

>>120560 >>120624 >>120722

Steve decides to head for the warming pool. Guys only sounds like there's a chance there'll be no girls. Once Steve gets out and situated by the pool, he looks around. Steam is drifting up all over the place, and it's sort of hard to see the other people. Everyone's pretty calm, though there's some whispered conversations that Steve catches parts of. "Want any sake?" Steve asks, pouring himself a cup.

"No, master." Mewtwo says coldly. He's got his arms crossed across his chest, and is glaring around the pool.

Steve shrugs, and takes two drinks to make up for Mewtwo. He looks around the pool at the other people sitting at the edges.

>>121094
Get in the water.

If you're feeling awkward, challenge Mewtwo to a rousing game of "Who can look like the biggest tool". It'll be fun.

>>121094
You could go swimming or try and socialize with the other people there.

looks like theres a couple chicks on the other side of the hot springs.
they look like those two girls whos names conveniently escape us at the moment
the angry little brat and the chick with the nice rack
i dont think they would appreciate seein ur dick hang out, make sure you have something on if you go other there

Ask Mewtwo why he's got a bug up his ass. Put your arm around his shoulder so he thinks you give a shit.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2010/01/29(Fri)21:42 No. 121471 ID: 9e9b47
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>>121111 >>121128

Steve hops into the water. He's about to challenge Mewtwo to "let's splash each other and probably everyone else around us too" (a game Steve made up) but he thinks he spots something.

>>121194

Steve motions across the pool and lays an arm across Mewtwo's shoulders. "Hey, chicks over there. Look alive. Let's go say hello. What's wrong with you, by the way?"

"I just wish I didn't have to be here. I admit the water's relaxing, but there's so many people. I've got to concentrate on my disguise all the time." Mewtwo responds, brow still creased.

"Well, let's go finish this up then. Sooner we say hi the sooner we'll be done. Buck up, bitch." Steve says happily, heading across the pool with his alcohol. Mewtwo follows reluctantly.

>>121164

As Steve gets nearer to the female figures, he begins to recognize them. "Hey, Amber! And... uh..."

"Judy!" The red-headed little bitch snarls.

"Hello, Steve." Amber says shyly, waving and blushing.

"What are you two lovely ladies doing here anyhow?" Steve asks, smiling happily as Judy turns red with anger.

"Oh, we're here to meet our mother. She's stopping by for the night before she goes to Hoenn. How have you been, Steve?" Amber asks politely.

"Fine. Better now, of course." Steve says smoothly. Amber blushes deeper.

Mewtwo is sitting in the water nearby, watching the exchange warily.

Sit down before your towel comes off.

>>121471
I love mewtwo and all. but a guy has got to have a wingman. Get mewtwo to distract Judy and hit on Amber.

Once Mewtwo picks up the slack, ask Amber how many badges she has now. Pretend to be interested in the answer.

After this you should totally have mewtwo project the illusion of being a chick over you so you can get to the woman's side and see some tits and lesbian orgies.

Share your sake with them and have mewtwo take the ginger.

>>121473
Nono. That's the opposite of what Steve should do. A little accidental trouser snake revealing might just be the thing needed to win over Amber.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2010/01/30(Sat)19:42 No. 122276 ID: 9e9b47
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>>121473 >>121795

Steve thinks it'll be better to let his cock accidentally slip out later when him and Amber are alone.

>>121480 >>121663 >>121752

Steve shoots a meaningful look at Mewtwo, and gestures nonchalantly towards Judy. The pokemon sighs, but turns to face the girl. "Excuse me. My name is... Marvin. To whom may I ask am I speaking?"

Judy looks taken aback, and actually looks away from Steve and Amber a moment. "Um, what? Oh... hello. Are you a friend of Steve? ...and I guess my name is Judy." She says reluctantly.

"Judy. Tell me, have you gotten any badges yet?" Mewtwo asks politely. Steve tunes out at this moment as Judy drones on and on about stupid shit.

>>121739

This seems needlessly complicated.

Steve smiles at Amber, who smiles back. "Your friend seems nice" she says with a smile. That blush just won't go away.

"Thanks. I met him in Mt. Moon. Now, tell me. How was your trip here? Would you like some sake?" Steve asks with a grin.

Amber shakes her head after a moment of consideration. "I'd better not... I've gotta go and meet my mom in an hour or so..." she says hesitantly. "But, something interesting happened on the way through Mt. Moon! See we..." Amber begins to talk about something boring that happened to her. Steve pretends to be interested as he sneaks glances at her tits.

After she stops talking, tell her you'll totally go talk to her mom with her. Her mom would probably appreciate a nice young gentleman such as yourself.

>>122276
Godamn it. Bitches always be talking and shit. Flirt with her or whatever. Personally, I'd go out looking for rare pokeymans and stuff.

If 'Marvin' scores Judy's address or phone number without going and reading her mind you might wanta take lesson in the entire "getting girls" part since you got him beat in the "banging girls" part!

>>122276
>I've gotta go and meet my mom in an hour or so...
Well, no luck here. May as well move on as soon as it becomes politely possible.

>>122276
Too needlessly complicated for a lesbian orgy? Gaaaaaay.

You should probably pay a 'little' attention to what she's saying, in case it's something interesting. Also, you should be a super cool dude and let some of your other pokemon out. Would make them happy, and make mewtwo and some other parties think you actually care about them. Also, you might start a trend, and the other trainers might release their pokemon. This serves two purposes: checking the other trainer's, mainly Judy's, progress, and also scouting out some pokemon to possibly steal. If anyone objects to pokemon in the pool, tell them to fuck off.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2010/01/31(Sun)01:01 No. 122432 ID: 9e9b47
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>>122278 >>122310

Steve cringes at the mention of a mom once he comes to think of it. There's no damn chance for any sort of fooolin' around tonight. He waits for an opportunity to speak again and goes for it. "Hey... I guess I'd better head out soon then if you've gotta meet your mom. I mean I'd love to meet her, but if you're gonna spend all..."

"Oh, no!" Amber says quickly. She touches Steve's arm to stop him talking, but pulls back in embarrassment. "Um, I'm only going to be talking with my mom for a little bit. Dinner, actually. I'd... really like it if you'd come. It won't be long. The bar here mostly serves sandwiches. We could... hang out afterwords?"

"Yeah, sure." Steve says. He's hoping he can get a free meal out of this as Amber tells him where to meet them and when.

>>122398

Steve considers releasing his pokemon, but he left all their balls back in the room. He's not wearing anything under this towel after all. Plus, Judy's yelling for Amber to come along so they can get ready anyhow.

"Well... see you at dinner. It's ok if you show up a little bit late." Amber says, with a smile as she gets up to leave.

>>122397

Why work hard for a lesbian orgy when Steve can just stick his dick in a chick?

>>122283

Steve would much rather be having sex than getting pokemon. He's sorry you don't agree with his chosen agenda.

>>122307

Fuck yeah! Steve would totally give you a high five if you weren't a manner in which he breaks the fourth wall.

Proceed.

whats that shit going on in the background?

Looks like the setting sun in the background.

Get real drunk before dinner. Awkwardly hit on Amber's mom.

>>122576
this.

I don't think that's the sun, also, Mewtwo is a beast at winging.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2010/02/04(Thu)21:33 No. 125572 ID: 9e9b47
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>>122437

That's the sun setting. The ar... landscape in this place is just spotty for some reason. Probably something to do with pokemon that alter space and time or some shit.

>>122576 >>122635 >>122435

Steve gets really fucking drunk.

Go on to dinner. Put on a shirt or something. Get ready to see if the woman is a milf.

Try not to throw up, or at least throw up before you leave for dinner.

Fap before you leave. Get the easy one out.

>>125641
This is a plan that cannot fail. You don't wanna go out there with a loaded gun do you Steve?

Btw, you should really write an email to your brother and tell him not to burn down the house. The little dipshit needs to be reminded of such basic things.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2010/02/06(Sat)18:28 No. 126782 ID: 9e9b47
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>>125638

Steve's got no need to throw up. He's feeling great!

>>125641 >>125644

Steve's careful to shoot his load into the bowl, because that's hygienic.

>>125635

Goddammit give Steve just a minute here.

>>126782
You're going to drink it after right?

I mean waste not want not

Okay, now it's go time.

>>126782
Well finish up man. And don't forget to write your brother an email telling him not to burn down the house and not to touch any of your shit.

Arrive at dinner with the girls and midway through the meal, yell "SWORDFISH!" At which point mewtwo bursts in through the wall and compliments the sizes of the womens breasts.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2010/02/17(Wed)23:51 No. 134121 ID: 9e9b47
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>>127252

Steve totally sends a drunken email to his pissant little brother telling him not to fuck up and not to touch his shit. Steve doesn't really pay a lot of attention.

>>126857

Gaaaaaaaaay

>>126910 >>128286

Hell yeah Steve is ready to rock! He heads out of the room and down to the restaurant. There's nobody else here at the moment, and it's easy to see Amber and them in the corner. Hot damn, her mom's got some nice tits. Like, Steve can see them from here. Hmm. How should Steve approach the table? He's pretty drunk right now. He'll save the swordfish thing for later. It could buy him some time in a sticky situation.

Speaking of Mewtwo, here he is. Steve wonders how long he's been there. It's getting hard to think straight.

Let them come to you.

>>134121
Go over there and make a smooth introduction. Tell Mewtwo to occupy the annoying little girl while you work your world renowned charm on the other lovely ladies.

>>134165
This sounds like a good plan.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2010/03/10(Wed)18:42 No. 145257 ID: 9e9b47
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>>134124

Steve stands there for what feels like five minutes. None of them notice him. Steve decides to stop doing this plan.

>>134165

Steve wanders right up to the table. He notices all three of the women turn to look at him, almost at once. "Hello, ladiesh! I'm Steve. It's great to meet you." Steve plops into a chair.

"Oh, great to meet you, Steve!" Says the woman who must be Amber's mom. The woman is swaying a bit, Steve notices. "My, he's handsome. Steve, Amber has been telling me all about you. It's good to finally meet you."

"Mother!" Amber complains, turning pink.

Mewtwo is quiet until Steve nudges him a bit. The pokemon starts, and then frowns a bit. "Hello there. My name is... Marvin. How are you, Judy?"

Judy blushes and looks away, not making eye contact. "Hi, Marvin."

"Well, Steve. Tell us a little about yourself." Amber's mom is smiling at Steve. Wow, she has nice tits. Steve wonders how much one one boob he could fit in one hand idly.

>>145257
you'll have to find out later tonight... if you know what i mean.

Tell her you enjoy a nice beer.

Order alcohol.

>>145257
Tell her that you're an up and coming pokemon trainer with radical new ideas for how to bond with your pokemon. Non sexual radical new ideas, we don't want the ladies to get the wrong impression here. And tell them a bit of your varied pokemon battles.

>>145572
this

>>145429
>>145572
Both of these, let's go straight for some o' the source.

make sure to compliment her...uh...hair and outfit and stuff.

>>145906
don't say tits. whatever you do. just focus really hard on not titting tits.

>>145257
haha I love where this is going.

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Before Steve can say anything, Judy speaks up. "Um, can Marvin and I go for a walk, mom? This looks like it's gonna be boring."

"Sure honey. Knock yourself out." Amber's mom says with a smile.

Mewtwo looks at Steve, who waves the pokemon away. He's busy with something far more important than the fate of his incredibly powerful pokemon.

>>145429 >>145572 >>145424

"Well, the first thing you should know is that I like a good beer." Steve manages, looking towards a waiter as he says it. The restaurant is practically empty, and the waiter bustles off at once. "If you want to know more, you'll have to wait until later tonight, ma'am." Steve wonders if he might have overstepped his boundaries.

Amber's mom doesn't seem to be put off nearly as much as Steve imagined she would. "Oh Steve. Keep talking like that and I might just try to find out. I've always appreciated a man who can hold his alcohol though."

Amber looks like she didn't quite catch something. "Wait, what?"

Steve decides to tell the ladies a little about his pokemon journey so far (leaving out parts about rape and murder and stuff). This has the twofold advantage of shutting Amber up, while apparently keeping her mother interested. When Steve takes a break to drink his beer, the woman encourages him to continue.

As Steve finishes his story, Amber looks worried. "Wow Steve, I didn't know you fought so many Team Rocket members!"

"Yes, you're quite the hero." Amber's mom says with a smile.

>>145906 >>146178

"Thank you. Your dress is very lovely as well." Steve says, feeling very pleasantly drunk as another beer is placed in front of him.

"Well, thank you. I thought it fit my form rather well."

"Yeah, your tits look great in it." Steve blurts out, and almost immediately regrets it.

"Steve!" Amber gasps, looking shocked.

Amber's mom keeps smiling as she holds her drink. "Really? And here I thought nobody was going to compliment those again."

Steve can tell she's obviously a little drunk too, but right now he can't really stop staring at Amber's mom's face or tits. Amber looks stunned and confused, and is just looking back and forth from Steve to her mom in puzzlement.

Tipsy, eh?

Well, theres only one gentlemanly thing to do; drink enough so you can pretend to be drunk without actually get drunk, then escort this wonderful lady to her room. And possibly spend the night with her.

Amber? Who? Well, screwing her mom WOULD kind of keep you from ever getting her... but do you care?

Ask Amber's mom if she'd like to see some of your pokemon... In private.

>>170056
Drink some more of your beer. And order something in for Amber as well, a couple of white russians or fidel castros should ease her up, poor girl looks like she could use a drink or two.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2010/06/12(Sat)11:11 No. 192599 ID: f82d85
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>>170061 >>170338

Steve looks up and orders another round from the bartender. He hasn't been drinking much at all tonight. He orders "something fruity" for Amber, and surprisingly the guy brings her a drink as well. Steve's doing surprisingly well on drinks. He can't even remember how many he's had! Amber's mother looks way drunker than he is though, and keeps smiling at Steve. Amber looks confused, and is drinking her drink to fill the awkward silence.

>>170080

"Well, I guess I'd better head to bed soon... ma'am, did you want to... see my pokemon collection? You seemed interested earlier." Steve asks, leaning towards her a bit.

Amber's mom puts her hand on Steve's shoulder. "I'd love to. Your pokemon sound so... fascinating. Perhaps you could also help me over to my room?" She asks innocently.

Before Steve can say anything Amber pipes up. "You... Are you trying to...? You're trying to have sex with my mother!"

"Stepmother." Amber's mom whispers to Steve. She puts her other hand on Amber's shoulder. "?Honey, that's not true. I'm just a bit drunk and I'd like this young man to bring me back to my room."

Steve shifts and tries to ignore his erection for now. He tries to reach across the table to pat Amber's shoulder, but Amber grabs his hand. Steve decides to just speak anyhow. "Amber, that's not what I'm gonna go do. Even if it was, I'd be thinking about you the whole time."

Amber doesn't seem to know what to say about that. Amber's mom moves her grip down from Steve's shoulder to grasp Steve's hand.

Steve wonders briefly if he should do anything before this whole MILF banging operation. He's really not thinking about much else, but it's good to check for proverbial landmines before sprinting for the sex, as Steve's dad used to say.

 

If Amber's going to be a faggoty baby about this, then she can find penis on her own. You have a mature, older lady to take care of.

You should totally offer a chance with your mother to her.

ask if amber might want to... join you.

Stepmom, eh? So... Amber and her mom here aren't blood related? C:

Move in and tell Amber she doesn't have to be jealous. You have enough love and semen for both.

>>192599
You want to be smooth here Steve. If you're too crass and forward you might scare away her stepmom as well. Tell Amber that it's going to be fine and nothing will happen, you're just gonna escort her mom to her room, and maybe take a detour along the way to see the sights (which means your penis, but don't tell her that).

Kill them, eat their souls, and gain unfathomable powers!

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>>192677 >>192665

"Um... if you wanted, you could come us to bring your mom to her room and stuff..." Steve begins, glancing briefly at Amber's stepmom to see if she freaks out or anything. The woman's thankfully downing her last drink at that moment and doesn't hear anything.

"No, Steve." Amber says as she gets up, fists clenched. Her face is an angry red. "I'm going to leave.

>>192711

Geez, this voice in Steve's head pops up every now and then. Thank god for the medication.

>>192628

Steve is sure his dad would be down for this idea, not so sure about his mom.

>>192709 >>192621

You know what, Steve's not gonna try for Amber anymore. Maybe later when she's mildly forgotten about this whole 'plowin' her stepmom' thing. "Amber, we're just gonna go right back to your mom's room. Maybe stop for the sights along the way." Steve says halfheartedly, already paying more attention to the woman hanging off his shoulder than Amber.

"Steve... you bastard." Amber says, tears streaming down her face.

"Have a good night, honey!" Amber's mom says, obviously not paying much attention as Amber runs off down the corridor.

Hell yeah Steve's totally gonna nail this chick.

Fuck, what's her name

Intermission 2 GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2010/06/13(Sun)10:09 No. 193088 ID: f82d85
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Choose your next Intermission character!

jeez, is every voice in here an asshole? look at yourself steve, you are turning into triangle face, doing only what is fun for you without care of who it hurts. you just hurt amber, a lot. and you don't care. if triangle man could see you he would smile because you are turning into him.

oh, i guess amber.

>>193088
Amber

With any luck, Mom will pass out from drink momentarily, and Steve will lose interest and can find Amber and be all "What? I TOLD you I was just taking her back to her room."

You can only plow visiting MILF once or twice. You will see Amber all the time. Think with your dick, sure. But think with your dick LONG TERM.

Anyway, its a tossup between Amber and Tessa.

Tessa.

We are dicks. Amber.

Tessa. Maybe we can hook up Steve and her. They'd be q cute couple~

>>193088
TESSA!!!

Amber

Tessa