...may not be Ted 2009/12/16(Wed)10:17 No. 92875 ID: 119b5c
File 126098744755.jpg - (4.39KB , 273x411 , FallQuest2.jpg )

Yeah. He's high up.

...may not be Ted 2009/12/16(Wed)10:18 No. 92876 ID: 119b5c
File 126098753279.jpg - (12.79KB , 273x411 , Fallquest3.jpg )

Of course, you can save him. Suggest anything, It might happen.

In crude, Fallguy format.

Be back soon!

Fallguy: YOU SON OF A-

>>92876

Curse loudly.

Clap your hands.

Because it worked so well in that oher quest.

Grab onto one of those clouds!

Put on blond wig and Vault suit, and level up to Fallout Guy.

Evolve wings

Shit yourself quietly

Miss the ground. It's that simple.

Realize that you are actually in a Lagrange point between the planet below you and its moon, not really falling at all.

Wake up.

A wise man once said the secret to flying was to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
So... well...
Miss!

Impact the ground with such velocity that your body liquefies into a soupy red paste.

>>92891
suddenly get distracted by something right before impact and you'll fly!

Miss the ground.

Holy shit, this'll take a few moments...Or I could just pick and choose. Oh well, Let's see what happens. Update in a few.

...may not be Ted 2009/12/16(Wed)20:05 No. 93159 ID: 119b5c
File 126102271076.jpg - (30.45KB , 615x338 , FallQuest4.jpg )

>Curse Loudly.

>Control has switched to Demesi.

...may not be Ted 2009/12/16(Wed)20:05 No. 93160 ID: 119b5c
File 126102272723.jpg - (51.32KB , 800x600 , Fallquest5.jpg )

?

...may not be Ted 2009/12/16(Wed)20:06 No. 93161 ID: 119b5c
File 126102276424.jpg - (24.18KB , 481x382 , FallQuest6.jpg )

>Control of Demesi has been lost.

...may not be Ted 2009/12/16(Wed)20:06 No. 93164 ID: 119b5c
File 126102280621.jpg - (20.39KB , 341x493 , FallQuest7_5.jpg )

>Clap your hands.

...may not be Ted 2009/12/16(Wed)20:07 No. 93166 ID: 119b5c
File 126102286429.jpg - (27.85KB , 341x493 , FallQuest9.jpg )

Fallguy: HOLY CRAP A BABY SKELETON LIZARD

...yeah, I'm lazy. So sue me.

...may not be Ted 2009/12/16(Wed)20:09 No. 93168 ID: 119b5c
File 126102296094.jpg - (4.54KB , 273x411 , FallQuestm1.jpg )

>Miss the ground.
>Hit the ground.

...Okay.

>>93168
Disrobe. Use the robe as a parachute.

???? 2009/12/16(Wed)23:23 No. 93271 ID: c0f3bf
File 126103462483.png - (2.23KB , 83x109 , FX180.png )

|<

>>93168

This is inane. The object you are 'falling' toward CLEARLY is not large enough to have a gravitational field.

Therefore, you are orbiting it.

>>93159
>>93160
>>93161

OH MY GOD IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

...may not be Ted 2009/12/17(Thu)07:49 No. 93323 ID: 119b5c
File 126106498292.jpg - (21.59KB , 341x493 , FalloutQuest11.jpg )

>>93271
Hit the road jack. You already stopped falling.

...may not be Ted 2009/12/17(Thu)08:20 No. 93335 ID: 119b5c
File 126106683358.jpg - (27.59KB , 341x493 , FallQuest10.jpg )

>Get Wings

Fallguy: Bitchin'

...may not be Ted 2009/12/17(Thu)08:22 No. 93337 ID: 119b5c
File 126106695053.jpg - (6.20KB , 273x411 , FallQuestm2.jpg )

Yes, your still falling. SUCH TEENY WINGS!

...may not be Ted 2009/12/17(Thu)08:25 No. 93339 ID: 119b5c
File 126106713312.jpg - (25.36KB , 341x493 , FallQuest12.jpg )

>>92895
>>93280
>Science Stuff

Fallguy: Well, clearly, I am falling, and judging by all this science I scienced...

...may not be Ted 2009/12/17(Thu)08:26 No. 93340 ID: 119b5c
File 126106716663.jpg - (21.24KB , 341x493 , FallQuest14.jpg )

Fallguy: MAGIC DID IT.

>>93340
Then magic your way out. Magic must defeat magic!

...may not be Ted 2009/12/17(Thu)09:45 No. 93352 ID: 119b5c
File 126107191731.jpg - (26.60KB , 341x493 , FallQuest15.jpg )

>Use Magic

...may not be Ted 2009/12/17(Thu)09:45 No. 93353 ID: 119b5c
File 126107193566.jpg - (19.98KB , 341x370 , FallQuest16.jpg )

>Nothing appears to have happened.

...may not be Ted 2009/12/17(Thu)09:46 No. 93354 ID: 119b5c
File 126107198239.jpg - (16.50KB , 341x370 , FallQuest17.jpg )

>Use Magic has gained a level! Now at Lvl.2

Fallguy: Sweet.

If you believe hard enough, the plane will wrap its laws around your belief. Believe gravity away, and see the world goes to chaos.

Magic a giant trampoline beneath you.

Use your magic. Turn the world into pudding. Not only will it help with the whole falling but it'll finally shut up people that don't like "what if" questions.

Write a hardboiled detective novel while falling.

>>93354

Do your taxes.

...may not be Ted 2009/12/18(Fri)15:53 No. 93932 ID: 119b5c
File 126118042386.jpg - (7.28KB , 273x411 , FallQuestm3.jpg )

>The world is now Jello Pudding
>Do taxes
>Gravity lulz.

>>93932

Damn boy. You had better get started on writing that novel. Don't you want to leave something besides a corpse that has been crushed against the hard pavement of reality?

Use magic powers to WIN THE QUEST!

GOOD END!