Flop.

Take a dump.

>>918745
fucking YELL

Find, eggs, lots of eggs

Stand up, and look around.

Flex!

EGGS, EGGS, EGGS, EGGS, EGGS, I DEMAND EGGS

Use your anger to set yourself on fire.

Make angry HowToBasic noises. Or angry Lemongrab noises if you can't manage

F L E X X X X X X X X

Yank whatever's at the other end of your spinal cord along.

>>918758
Seconding this, but do it via flopping.

1/4 bluer 2019/01/23(Wed)22:35 No. 918765 ID: 15c122
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>>918747
You manage to flop onto your side, and now you're colder.

>>918765
pull yourself together god damn it
get ANGRY

2/4 bluer 2019/01/23(Wed)22:41 No. 918774 ID: 15c122
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>>918748
You realize you're missing what's necessary to shit yourself.
You can't take ye dump.

>>918749
You also realize you can't shriek like a banshee. You need a mouth, and lungs, and...

>>918750
>>918753
...Eggs. You need eggs.

3/4 bluer 2019/01/23(Wed)22:44 No. 918775 ID: 15c122
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>>918752
>>918757
You finally manage to get up, and...

>>918754
>>918755
>>918752
>>918757
>>918758
>>918766
AAAAAGGGHHHH
You violently slap your... Eyes... On the ground.

4/4 bluer 2019/01/23(Wed)22:46 No. 918777 ID: 15c122
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But in doing so...

Well well well now what do we have here

>>918777
roll into the holy water

>>918777
Use your prehensile spine to get that jar of delicious pickled eggs. (But be sure to move off to the side a bit so it won't fall on you)

>>918777
Also, what are you mad about?

coil spine like a spring, jump up and hang on by your eyeballs. just think of the eggs!!!

But even if you get those eggs, how are you going to eat them?

Jump up there. Put your back into it!

Learn to use your spine as a spring to hop around. Also to hop up and get all them eggs.

1/7 bluer 2019/01/26(Sat)22:34 No. 919152 ID: 15c122
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>>918780
Good idea. All that retina-slamming really dried you out.

>>918783
Being a brain rolling around in preservatives isn't your cup of tea.

2/7 bluer 2019/01/26(Sat)22:34 No. 919153 ID: 15c122
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>>918801
An afterthought. And in your current situation, you've got plenty of time to do that.

>>918781
>>918790
>>918816
>>918818
Good idea! Those eggs will be in yours in no time. You use what muscles you have to prepare yourself becoming a hideous slinky.

3/7 bluer 2019/01/26(Sat)22:34 No. 919155 ID: 15c122
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One for the money, two for the dough, three to get...

4/7 bluer 2019/01/26(Sat)22:35 No. 919156 ID: 15c122
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Ouch.

5/7 bluer 2019/01/26(Sat)22:35 No. 919157 ID: 15c122
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Unfortunately you missed your target; likely something you'll get better at with practice. At least you didn't get a concu

6/7 bluer 2019/01/26(Sat)22:36 No. 919158 ID: 15c122
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...

7/7 bluer 2019/01/26(Sat)22:36 No. 919159 ID: 15c122
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Concussion.

Mission accomplished.

>>919159
You got the eggs! The major brain damage is just a bonus. Now, what are you gonna do with them eggs?

>>919160
CON
SUME
EGG

Great! Now to get the jar open. Then you can live among the eggs.

Unscrew that jar. An octopus is like 80% brain and they can open jars so you're on top of this too right?

Use your brain powaAAAAE-A-A-I-A-U-JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A-E-eee-ee-eee to open the jar. I mean, telekinesis.

D'evour d'egg.

>>919159
Utilize the stem cells in the eggs to grow CHICKEN LIMBS.

Only eggs can sustain you

consume e g g

How are you still capable of coherent thought.

Use spinal cord to unscrew jar.

Be one with eggs.

Are there more jars there, besides the ones with unknown-organs-that-resemble-eggs?

Eggs make for wonderful eyeball substitutes. Too bad that you don't have a head to put them on the back of.

>>919159
As soon as you open the jar you must roll around in the eggs there can be no greater pleasure for a brain.

Communicate with eggs.

>>919662
Commune with eggs.

1/4 bluer 2019/02/15(Fri)23:43 No. 921499 ID: 15c122
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The jar is now in a vulnerable position, and within your slimy grasp.

>>919160
Good question.

2/4 bluer 2019/02/15(Fri)23:43 No. 921500 ID: 15c122
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>>919161
>>919164
>>919164
>>919167
>>919180
>>919181
>>919204
>>919216
>>919219
>>919242
>>919457
>>919662
>>919726
Best to try and open it, one way or another, so that you can throw yourself an insane egg bonanza...

...But no matter how you try and open the jar, you can't. You can't get a good grip on the smooth lid, and you're not strong enough to crack the glass or smash it against anything.

3/4 bluer 2019/02/15(Fri)23:44 No. 921501 ID: 15c122
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>>919179
>>919662
>>919726
Perhaps you have some untapped psychokinetic potential! You focus hard on the jar and attempt to communicate with the eggs, to be a sort of pre-birth poultry pied piper.

Either it did jack diddly-squat, or the eggs are unimpressed with your inept attempts to communicate.

4/4 bluer 2019/02/15(Fri)23:44 No. 921502 ID: 15c122
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>>919240
Maybe there are some more eggs to pillage. Perhaps, ones not confined to an impenetrable jar.

You take a look to your left. You see a broken jar that was filled with brain juice, and something immensely bright shining directly at you.

Dooodge!

The spotlight's on you! Do a jaunty dance!

It's time we cut the losses and change our plan to consume the eggs only after we obtain the means to open the jar.

Move to the side and get a better look at where the light is coming from.

>>921502
Hiss and hide behind something.

1/3 bluer 2019/02/28(Thu)19:52 No. 923786 ID: 15c122
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>>921507
Your ticket to fame! You're finally in the limelight, but the timing could be better!
You can't remember the last time you've danced, or how to dance at all, and being a brain doesn't help.
>>921510
However! You manage another flailing to impress your sudden audicence, which happens to be...

2/3 bluer 2019/02/28(Thu)19:53 No. 923787 ID: 15c122
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A man holding a flashlight, just as large vertically as he is horizontally. He's wearing a spiffy uniform, and a nasty expression.

3/3 bluer 2019/02/28(Thu)19:53 No. 923788 ID: 15c122
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>>921557
>>921504
You ironically don't have much time to think, so in the heat of the moment you jump behind the nearest thing casting a shadow, which happens to be your jar of eggs. The majority of yourself is able to hide behind the jar, sans your spinal cord, which visibly hangs over the jar.

Shoot, this is a terrible hiding spot. Can you run away? Away from the guard? Or around him?

Roll away!

Quick! Make some kind of signal to the Owl that Definitely Isn't Just Another Jar on that shelf in the background, so that it will swoop down and distract your pursuer!

Try to look pathetic. Maybe he'll try to stamp on the jar and break it or slip on it. That'll be your chance to escape.

Stab him in the heart.

Roll over to the other jar and scrawl out "Help me!" from the juice.

Use your spine to propel yourself and your precious egg jar to safety.

>>923821
Support letts see how this goes

1/10 bluer 2019/05/17(Fri)00:56 No. 933097 ID: 15c122
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The uniformed man looms over you, pointing his flashlight in your direction.

2/10 bluer 2019/05/17(Fri)00:56 No. 933098 ID: 15c122
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>>923800
>>923801
>>923821
>>926489
You figure that the most rational thing to do is to reason with the guy. He's probably confused. Scared. Frightened. The poor fella.

You look over the jar at the juice, which you could go for, since you're feeling a bit dried out. However, you realize that this juice could come in handy with communicating with the uniformed man!

3/10 bluer 2019/05/17(Fri)00:56 No. 933099 ID: 15c122
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Before you can come up what to communicate to the uniformed man, he reaches down and grabs the eggs that have until now protected you!

4/10 bluer 2019/05/17(Fri)00:56 No. 933100 ID: 15c122
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Now's your chance! Go get em tiger! It's your time to shine! To bring peace between yourself and this menacing figure...

5/10 bluer 2019/05/17(Fri)00:57 No. 933101 ID: 15c122
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...You sheepishly scrawl the tip of your spine in the unfortunately thin liquid.

6/10 bluer 2019/05/17(Fri)00:57 No. 933102 ID: 15c122
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The man with the flashlight violently attempts to smash your spine to pieces with his foot! The the thin liquid you were previously trying to inscribe a message inside of is now covering the bottom of the uniformed man's shoe.

7/10 bluer 2019/05/17(Fri)00:58 No. 933103 ID: 15c122
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Haha, well, that was worth a shot, you think!

>>923789
>>923790
>>923822
Time to get THE HELL OUT OF HERE!

Without enough time to position yourself or figure out how to move quickly, you rapidly wiggle your spine, hoping that it lets you escape the man who is now trying to make your grey matter, grey flatter.

8/10 bluer 2019/05/17(Fri)00:58 No. 933104 ID: 15c122
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As you attempt your escape the uniformed man, who had been standing in the juice, slips! His hat and flashlight, and your jar of eggs, go flying in different directions as he topples to the ground!

9/10 bluer 2019/05/17(Fri)00:58 No. 933105 ID: 15c122
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Still wiggling to escape the impending ground zero, you look behind you, at which point he lands flat on his face. HARD! You feel the rippling impact through the floor and up your spine. You narrowly miss a bouncing jar of eggs.

10/10 bluer 2019/05/17(Fri)00:58 No. 933106 ID: 15c122
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You stop and turn around. The man in the uniform looks to be out cold, with no movement whatsoever.

Follow that jar!

>>933106
It is time to slip into his brain-pan. Assume superiority by slipping into his nasal cavity.

A bouncing jar... wat.

Remove this guy's brain and insert yourself in there.

Alternatively, search him for items, preferably documents which would explain what is this place.

>>933106
Why is his head so small?

>>933106
I think we need to escape the room.

>>933106
Obtain hat, pilfer flashlight, pursue jar.

Or perhaps you can gain access to the interior of the large fellow's skull and replace his brain with yourself! Then YOU shall be the large fellow!

Check if the brain juice still looks ok to bathe in. If its still relatively clean, take a quick roll in it to rehydrate and set off to find those eggs.

Investigate cross-spine communication protocol compatibility via direct physical coincidence.
Or stick your spine in Guard's neck and take that there bod for a spin.

>>933106
See if there's an awesome robot body you can take over.

Failing that, think about your life and the decisions you made to get here.

>>933123
We dont want to dry out

1/9 bluer 2019/09/10(Tue)23:21 No. 944804 ID: 15c122
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>>933107
>>933119
You figure you need to find a way out of here before another uniformed man interrupts your brain shenanigans, but...

>>933123
>>933249
...Drying out like a raisin would be horribly unfortunate. You try searching all around the large man, now a large unconscious heap. Hardly a drop of brain juice, which seems to all be either covered by the man or soaked up by his uniform.

2/9 bluer 2019/09/10(Tue)23:22 No. 944805 ID: 15c122
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Perhaps, some straight from the source...

>>933108
>>933110
>>933120
>>933126
>>933130
Maybe you can do the ol' switcheroo, by using his body to escape this place (and a more humid accommodation). It doesn't seem like he's going to be objecting to it anyway, being unconscious.

3/9 bluer 2019/09/10(Tue)23:22 No. 944806 ID: 15c122
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>>933108
Your first shot at getting yourself in there is through his nostril. Turns out though that this just leads to his throat, which is in the opposite direction of his brain.

4/9 bluer 2019/09/10(Tue)23:22 No. 944808 ID: 15c122
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So now it's down to either the eyes or ears. You figure that eyes have more estate (and more room for, say, a renegade brain trying to slip inside someone's head). You push in through his right eye with your appendage, apply some force, and the uniformed man's left eye pops out. Gross!

5/9 bluer 2019/09/10(Tue)23:23 No. 944809 ID: 15c122
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You manage to slip into the man's head snugly.

>>933113
VERY snugly. Not as much room in his head than you had expected.
I admit the scaling in that drawing was off. The brain's large and the head's small, but the difference isn't that drastic.

After doing a good amount of wiggling, you manage to fit in and discharge the previous resident in a motionless heap. The feeling of moving in is almost indescribable, as if you are getting... bigger? It's overpowering...

6/9 bluer 2019/09/10(Tue)23:23 No. 944810 ID: 15c122
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[beat]

7/9 bluer 2019/09/10(Tue)23:23 No. 944811 ID: 15c122
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GASP!

You heard that! Was that you? You can taste the air now, hear your starteled reaction, and smell what smells like a high school biology class.

8/9 bluer 2019/09/10(Tue)23:24 No. 944812 ID: 15c122
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You still totally flabbergasted and only have a grip on what's going on by the skin of your teeth. Which now, of course, you can now feel each of them in your mouth with the tongue you've acquired.

You do manage to collect yourself enough to collect the hat at your side.

9/9 bluer 2019/09/10(Tue)23:24 No. 944813 ID: 15c122
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Hat acquired. You finally manage to come to grips with all five senses, though you're still sitting in place and maybe drooling.

Let's get into character.

Does this galoot have an ID on him?

Look! Hands with opposable thumbs! Finally, we can open the jar and get our mitts on those sweet, succulent eggs. We must consume them all!

egg

>>944813
Poor guy. Oh well, he did try to kill you. Maybe you can find another jar for him, to keep him from drying out?

but first EGG

Hey, hold up on opening that jar 'o eggs and digging in! You don't know if that's a ordinary jar of pickled eggs, or even if those are eggs at all. Considering the location it's in, it's rather likely to not be safe to eat. You just got this body so it'd be rather unfortunate to kill it (and you with it) by ingesting embalming fluid or some such.

If you do go ahead with opening the egg jar, at least give the contents a sniff and dip your finger in the fluid and give it a little lick to test it. And nibble one of the eggs to test it before eating any more.

Place the previous occupant of this body where the jar you were once in fell onto the ground. That way it'll look like, to at least a cursory examination, that there isn't a brain missing if anyone else checks this place. It'll just look like it got knocked off the shelf.

Collect the flashlight and check the contents of this body's pockets. Look for ID as to who he was. And test if you can speak, just keep your voice low.

Oh, and note what color his eyes are. You'll need to check what color your eyes are in a mirror soon to see if they match or not. If not then you'll need a explanation if anyone notices. Colored contact lenses, perhaps? Or you could take to wearing dark sunglasses everywhere.

This body sucks but it should do until we find something better.

Now the first course of action should be...
SMASH

Do a push-up.

Stash the brain.

>>944813
Lets find a jar for the brain so it does not die is that brain moving like us does it have spine how weak is it? Hmmmm should we in the future try to build our own fleshy body frank style?

Eat the eggs and preserve the poor saps brain in the jar.

>>944811
Wow we have big eyes can we blink?

Egg is to Egg as Egg is to Egg.

Egg.