You suddenly wake up inside of a flooded home. You notice something glowing underwater, and it appears to be your shoes. This place is a mess! What will you do now?

Click them together three times. There's no place like home!

That’s a nice wizard of oz reference, but it’s quite hard to click your heels when they’re under water...while you attempt to do so, you start to wonder what your name was! Oh well, it’d take too much time to try and remember. Why not give yourself a new one?

Farticus Mcdoozy
Wait that last name sounds right lemme try again
Stairs Fall McDoozy
Got it

Jeffrey "Boots" Oggert

That’s an unusual name, but you’re glad that you know who you are.

Is that a torn up sign on the right of you? And what's that dangerous looking sparking thing? Maybe you should get out of the water.

Hm, well that torn up sign looking thing appears to be a table with oddly shaped shards of glass sliding off. Yikes! And that sparking thing above you must be some sort of ceiling light. It keeps flickering, probably due to all the wires and sparks coming out of it. You need to get out of the water before something dangerous happens!You don’t see a door, or a window. The table is too dangerous to stand on, with all the bits of glass and whatnot. It’d be easy to hang on that light, but it could snap any second. You start to notice broken pieces of wood under the water. Perhaps if you had some tools, you could make something out of them.

Check off-screen for stairs.

Well, there IS a staircase, but it leads to where you are now. You start to lose hope in ever getting out this dump.

... go out the window?

As mentioned earlier, there is no window.

Ooops I've very bad at literacy. You could try and swim down the stairs to look for other rooms on this floor.

You carefully swim down the staircase to find a broken door! Who knows what’s beyond that door...
Perhaps a whole endless world to explore, dastardly enemies to slay, creatures to discover, people to meet, treasure to be found, and so much more.

Open ye door

Welcome to ORHAM. Your journey begins now!

Where did the water come from? Go back inside and find out!

You re-enter the house. It seems like all the water drained out already! Where would you like to look first?

Well uh where can you go that we haven't been before? I didn't see any other doors or hallways.

>>918010
Ok sounds good.
Go ahead and enter the next door you see, and just grab the nearest blunt object you can find.

Ride stairs like a mechanical bull

What happened to the pictures?

I wondered that too.