So... What are you?

tits or gtfo

No ufo-chan, you are the evil that others worship.
Time to not chew gum and kick ass.

pipfifpip 2018/12/15(Sat)15:22 No. 914119 ID: a99d12
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> So... What are you?

Good question inner head voice of ufo-chan. Ufo-chan is “the evil others worship” - (head voice The Ass of Hat); that is to say it is a u.f.o (UN-identified flying object) from the gamma farkuad vii prefecture, which, to ufo-chan is just another shitty space neighborhood, in line with it’s cosmic kindred of the éfkolos galactic system.

Ufo-chan actually has a lot riding on this mission, regarding her more long-term goal of showing the identified flying objects their place. All of them. To ufo-chan sentience is just a joke that carries no dignity without a proper name. But after this mission, o’ how the efkolos system will shake with the mention of ufo-chan’s mighty instagram tag and assosciated identities. identified units will cower in fear everywhere, scattering beneath rocks like bugs in the light, regretting the day their fathers gave them real names. Then ufo-chan will be happy.

Which is why it is here on earth; because that’s where hell is. And hell looks cool. And being the lord of it looks even cooler. And coolness is power.

Lore aside, ufo-chan has three notable qualities at the moment:

1.) ufo-chan has the ability to shoot a laser from it’s face capable of vaporizing most solids and causing liquefaction of most gases.

2.) ufo-chan has an arm converted from a small earth child’s bike and some of his lignins.

3.) ufo-chan currently possesses one phat joint which it rolled from a phat green sack of earth plant it keeps under it’s cardboard bed.

Since suggestmates manifest in this quest not only to me, the narrator, but also to ufo-chan; I will distinguish her dialog from mine by italicizing it and placing it in ‘these’.

example:

‘ Dear head voice, imma ufo. ’

pipfifpip 2018/12/15(Sat)15:23 No. 914120 ID: a99d12
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> No ufo-chan, you are the evil that others worship. Time to not chew gum and kick ass.

Yes! Positivity like this is what made the weeks of sleeping on cardboard out in the woods during earth winter worth it. You’re here now. You’ve finally made it! You are the evil. ‘i should be feared.’ thinks ufu-chan to itself.

Ufo-chan is now filled with the spirit of true evil !

pipfifpip 2018/12/15(Sat)15:23 No. 914121 ID: a99d12
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> tits or gtfo

Ah yes, one of the most dearly loved of ufo-chans earthly routines: ufo-chan turns to bask in the glory of mammalian protuberance mountain.

Is it not glorious ?

>>914121
oki, so lets go abduct some broad via tractor beam and violate her orifices since that is what ufos seem to do. Or we could go the hentai route and kidnap some dude and turn him into a futa to turn the entire world into psychic hive futas.

Or something.

pipfifpip 2018/12/15(Sat)16:46 No. 914128 ID: 2bc9a1
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> oki, so lets go abduct some broad via tractor beam and violate her orifices since that is what ufos seem to do. Or we could go the hentai route and kidnap some dude and turn him into a futa to turn the entire world into psychic hive futas. Or something.

'Good idea, head voice. i'll definitely go straight to hell for doing anything like what you've just suggested. only problem is we have to go find someone before we can abuse their various orifices... i guess we could try the mountain with literal tits, if you want. im basically will-less.'

Time to go to the titty mountain.

>>914128
>>914184
Nah, anyone up there is bound to be a tourist. Lets go to some rural homestead. Nobody will miss them.