[5/6] Koror 2019/03/14(Thu)15:47 No. 925734 ID: 395c02
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"Hi! Hey! You're finally awake!"

!?!?

[6/6] Koror 2019/03/14(Thu)15:47 No. 925735 ID: 395c02
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What...?

Where...?

"You were out for awhile! But I found you! Now, it's very important that you do not panic, so please take in the serene and calming surroundings that are very real and not at all painted by my very talented bestest friend ever!"

This...

This is not at all what I pictured Neumono Heaven looking like.

Or is this...?

Damn it. I should have been nicer to that brat-- I mean, fellow classmate in grade 4.

"How long was I out?"

"Heeehe! Maybe three days? But don't worry! I've been keeping you company!"

I find myself struggling to find comfort in the words of a gigantic plush doll.

>>925735
Is it edible?

>>925735
Check yourself out. Also tell the plush doll she's very cute, who did her stitching?

Inspect tiny regenerating arm.
Now look up

Who's your "bestest friend ever?"

Get close to the doll and see how big it is.

So, what seems to be piloting this giant plush doll?

...look up

>>925735
Telling me not to panic makes me want to panic!

Hey now. You're still alive and someone else who can speak is also here, on this island, even if they've gone lala enough to fashion themselves a friend. In other good news, this means that there must be enough food and shelter to survive, which you really need, what with being down an arm and having discovered that the local wildlife be TOUGH, QUICK AND ANGRY.

Also, since you had a solid freak-out and haven't been eaten by local cannibal tribe Neumono yet, you're proooobably safe from that fate as well. Yey.

Are you hungry? Thirsty? Ask if they have food and water, if so. Ask for their name. Introduce yourself and explain your circumstances. You were on a cruise, got knocked out for some reason and now you're here. Thought you'd challenge a big mean predator you stumbled across, because, uh, you were hungry and have never really done this 'survival' thing before.

(Is this an alien? Do you sense any empathy?)

Well, considering how much your host seems to care for the doll and scenery, best not to let on that it doesn't seem realistic. Still best to let them know you're not panicked and aware you're around aliens. Mention the lack of empathy and ask what's up.

>>925735
Close your eyes. Count backwards from 10. Take a deep breath. Open your eyes and take in your surroundings. Check self.

>>925735
Politely ask if the giant green thing holding the plush doll is a hand or a leg.

...You can't even. You can't even so much you don't even got half a clue the way to even. Pull the covers over your head (and be rudely reminded that your right arm hasn't regrown yet when you try to grab 'em with it.) If you just listen and don't look then you can at least pretend things are some semblance of normal and sane while speaking to whoever and whatever this is.

Introduce yourself and ask your savior what their name is and what their friend's name is. While doing that, check if you can sense any other neumono around. If not then either there are none or you're in a jammer bubble. Ask how they came across and saved you, then recount how you came to be there.

How hungry are you? Three days without eating with your body trying to regen a arm probably has left you feeling famished. Likely very thirsty too. ...And you maybe in need of a bathroom as well. Politely ask for some water and food and directions to the toilet facilities for later on.

>>925735
“There is a giant green hand moving you around! It’s very hard for me to not panic!”

“.....oh, no, now I’m talking to the doll like it’s alive! I must be going crazy, so now I’m panicking even more!”

>>925735
"ahh great, I'm not alone but the company is a nutcase"

Koror you are the worst at being a neumono.

Also where pigmys? >:[

"I am very hungry, miss nurse"

[1/6] Koror 2019/04/12(Fri)14:59 No. 929542 ID: 395c02
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"Waving a giant doll in my face does little to convince me I should not in fact be panicking," I say.

"Doll? How insulting! I'm a person with feelings and ambitions, not some piece of eye-candy!"

What.

"Don't think about getting fresh! My dear and wonderful friend is really good at protecting me for reasons I shouldn't tell you yet because of the whole panicking thing!"

"I promise you the thought hadn't crossed my mind."

"Oh. Well, good! Sorry about my snap judgement, you'd be surprised how often it's come up!"

"I really would."

a real neumono wouldn't make that mistake, you know...

"Take a moment to get your bearings but maybe don't do it too much just yet because you might be overwhelmed by the scenery! I'll be back in a bit!"

The puppet-- let me make sure I have enough quotes here.

The puppet """""walks""""" off, leaving me a moment of peace.

>Koror you are the worst at being a neumono.
At the moment I don't think I disagree with you. With myself.

[2/6] Koror 2019/04/12(Fri)15:00 No. 929543 ID: 395c02
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>Check yourself out.
My arm is... better? That was fast. Maybe there are some aspects of being a neumono I'm not so bad at. At the moment I find myself quite glad I belong to a species that can often shrug off dismemberment.

>Do you sense any empathy?
Faintly. Certainly not from that gigantic plush toy. There are other neumono on this island, without a doubt. That could be great news, or it could be...

>Pygmies
Uh. Not quite where I was going with that. I mean, it's possible?

I think I'm slightly further from the source than when I was ashore, but they're still just in sensing range. Thankfully this means my own empathy should be easily drowned out by theirs, so long as I don't panic again.

...I could have died back there.

....

Not panicking may prove difficult.

>Aliens
That's a worrying thought. I always feels so off talking to those. How do the other races even get through the day without the ability to feel each other?

It must be lonely being trapped in their own heads like that.

....

Koror, you have plenty more important things to worry about right now.

Argh. I shouldn't be wasting my time lying here. I need to get back home.

If there are aliens, I hope they're pomi. pomi are kind of cute.

Shit, what if they're belenosians? I'd...

[3/6] Koror 2019/04/12(Fri)15:01 No. 929544 ID: 395c02
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want—

[4/6] Koror 2019/04/12(Fri)15:01 No. 929546 ID: 395c02
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....

"...."

"...."

[5/6] Koror 2019/04/12(Fri)15:02 No. 929547 ID: 395c02
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"Well now look what you've done!"

"H-how is this my fault!?"

"You're the one not watching her giant pretty tail! How could it not be your fault!"

"You're the one who distracted me!"

"Well now he's going to panic!"

"Not if you use your charm and beauty to keep him calm!"

"I was just telling him— you do it!"

"That'll only make it worse!"

"Maybe he's into interspecies romance!"

"That only happens in sloppy romance stories written by hacks."

"...Fair."

[6/6] Koror 2019/04/12(Fri)15:02 No. 929548 ID: 395c02
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I want off this wild ride.


I see two options: I could interrupt their squabbling with the time-honored tradition of saying whatever comes to me, or I could take advantage of their distraction to try and sneak away... somewhere.

Wait, just thought of a third option. I could let my brain process what's going on and scream until I pass out. I admit, this one's pretty tempting right now.

>>929548
"I knew that neumono was just a child's toy!"

"Wait, why am I the size of a child's toy?! Did you shrink me?! Why did you shrink me?! AAAAAAAHHH!!!"

Keep up the face and just scowl at them.

>>929546
Dat, ass.

Take a deep breath, realize that if they wanted to harm you, they would have done so while you were sleeping. You aren't in immediate danger. Then interject with the only fitting response to the situation you currently find yourself in:

"What?"

As fun as playing hide and seek with the giant could be, I suggest you use your words to calm this down.
"Ladies, please! You're both beautiful!"
Inquire about the shrinkening.

Ah, finally, someone capable of giving big hugs. We probably need that right now.

This crazy giant alien with a neumono fetish can provide you food and shelter in this hostile environment your soft ass isn't prepared to handle. Say hello to your new sugar-daddy/suggar-mom. And you better hope it's the second or you will have to put your regeneration abilities to the limit with all the unnatural stretching in your future.

>>929548
T-pose, scream, and run directly at her to assert dominance.

...ask if they have alcohol. Alcohol sounds like it would be helpful right about now.

The proper response to this is to pull the blanket over your head and go back to bed.

You are safe from jungle monsters and have your arm back and this nice crazy lady is trying to help you.

Just pull the covers up.

Entertain, for a brief second, interspecies romance under the assumption that your life IS actually a sloppy romance novel written by a hack and all your travails thus far have been leading up to this.

"You DO have some nice thighs..."

Anyway, spouting ill-adviced nonsense sounds like a go-to solution around these parts, so keep at it.

"Hey, what even are you? Did the humans play god again and uplift ANOTHER species?"

>>929548
Throw a pillow at the huge green thing and ask it to stop talking to the fake Neumono. Point out that you have Empathy and the fake cloth doll doesn't.

>>929561
>The proper response to this is to pull the blanket over your head and go back to bed.
While loudly uttering "That's it, I'm DONE with all this bullshit that's happened ever since I crashed"

>>929548
Wander off. Might as well see what's around here.

analyze this scene and what this means. first do you know or seen this alien species before?

also role of this alien might be nurse/caretaker of young or researcher of wildlife and/or other aliens.
assume alien have probably met or at least have seen neumono due to evidence of doll.
was it your regeneration or is the medical tech is advanced enough to regrow your arm plus how long were you unconscious in the meantime?

last but not least. what did you expected for neumono heaven or hell to be like? and why did you not want belenosians to find you?

Just start screaming, you deserve a panic break in a semi-safe place.

>>929548
go back to sleep. maybe its a dream and you'll actually wake up.

>>929543
>My arm is...better? That was fast.
Or maybe you’ve been asleep longer than you thought? It’s possible that you’ve been asleep long enough for your arm to grow back. And since that’s most likely a pretty long time, you must be starving!

>>929548
Explain to the giant lady that she is insulting your intelligence by insisting that doll is real when you know it’s not a real Neumono.

Then explain how you know it’s not real by explaining the whole Neumono empathy thing.

Next, politely ask for food.

>>929549
>shrinking?!
And, yeah, I guess ask why she shrunk you? Since it shouldn’t be possible for someone her size to actually exist, the only logical conclusion is that she shrunk you somehow.

You're in a coma. Welcome to your twisted mind.

In the flattest, most bored tone possible,
"Shut up and tell me where my clothes are you alien perverts."
Because your clothes are missing.

>"Maybe he's into interspecies romance!"

I... I think it wants to mate.

>>929624
Time to point out the logistical and physical problems of that.

Calling your own tail pretty is questionable but potentially okay... but generally if you do so by having a sock puppet do it for you then it's just pathetic.

Anyway, you're lost far from home, and a lot smaller than this woman, but you're not a child, so if she'd be kind enough to treat you like a fucking grownup that'd be much appreciated.

Demand to know why she shrunk you!

Make sure your penises are there. All three of them.

>>930044
I should hope we only have one, considering that is the standard number for Neumono. Otherwise we somehow grew two more. Kinky.

accuse her of witchcraft