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Noon Berry
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You flip to a random cryptid and read about it.
"The Beer Squid
This cryptid doesn't actually look much like a squid really. It's more like a giant beer insectoid/humanoid thing with tentacles. This creature can lure you in by simply giving you a nice, refreshing, alcoholic beverage. Usually beer as it seems predisposed to choose men as its victims.
Its motives are unknown, but once they get their hands on some innocent guy, they can't get them off of them. Really, they can't. They sort of...hug people to death? I get that this is an encyclopedia for these things but I know about as much about them as you do, these are all just things I've heard about them. Don't worry though, the people I've heard them from are actually good sources, with pictures and photos and even videos of some of these things. Anyways, getting off topic..."
You kinda get bored halfway through. This guy rambles way too much.
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