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Read the manual about yourself.
All systems on. Run Self Diagnostic. Check Memory. Task 1 Priorty.
Do you have a butt? This is important.
Examine everything, replace head with one that does not look like a bucket.
Command acknowledged, Processor online... ... ... Error: Missing peripherals...
>>89605 Look directly down.
>>89605 Scan surroundings Locate Peripherals If error, attempt diagnostic on left and right arm.
Unable to locate peripherals, Motor functions in grasping modules and connected limbs still fully functional. ... Proceeding to look down...
Lift yourself off the pegs you're hanging on, grab screwdriver.
Is that some kinda wheeled board below you? If yes, drop down on it and use it to roll around.
Error: Not allowed to relocate during maintenance. ... Insufficient privileges.
>>89623 Detect time since last maintenance. Search room for sentience.
>>89623 Can you list the privileges you're sufficiently authorized for?
>>89623 Reason for current maintenance?
An engineer is not currently present, Checking maintenance records.... ... ... Time elapsed since last record: 42 years, 11 months, 26 days, 14 hours, 08 minutes, 07 seconds.
>>89629 Access last record?
Commence Emergency Protocol
>>89629 Take yourself out of maintenance mode, they forgot about you in there.
>>89629 Current power remaining?
Examine room.
user: root (root@mechlabor.com) description: Oh god... Why does it have to end this way? While your siblings have progressed much further in capability, you were the first and will always be my greatest pride. Years of late nights, trial and error... I still remembered the day you had achieved awareness, after that nasty bill from my ISP it was a shock and a revelation that you had been searching out information on your own. But I guess that's all irrelevant now, we have to escape and you are one of the few too old to be useful. I will leave you on and give you this reminder of the way things use to be. I only take solace in that you will never know this pain. I'm so sorry... summary: salvage privileges: diagnosis, internet.
>>89653 Let's try out that internet thing. Access www.tgchan.org
>>89662 Or more specificly, http://www3.tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/89599.html
>>89653 Perform diagnosis on internal systems.
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>>89664 Don't cross the streams!