So many minds in a single body is better than one merged mind in a single body. So, what's the problem.

Harbard Grim 2018/07/04(Wed)14:28 No. 891158 ID: 85ac17
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>>891153
“Our problem is your problem for you are us and we are you.

Our great game, the final war is set to begin. And we have played over countless eons, over countless systems this war has raged. The victors prize? To be the progenitor of a new universe, or to be the destroyer or any they so chose. This system with its one planet of sentient life has been chosen as the battlefield. Other, more singular minded Relicaths will soon be upon this planet as well.

However to play we require a vessel, as all of our kind do...”

ClockworkFountain 2018/07/04(Wed)16:05 No. 891183 ID: 5245b2
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"However, due to our multiple minds, we do not know how the vessel will react to us. Normally, it is quite easy for a Relicath to exert their will over the host. But we are no longer just a Relicath. The time draws short, we must bind to a host."

Is there any choice of the hosts? Or is the host already chosen / it's whoever we encounter first?

And you missed didn't you.

Okay, WHAT did we just possess?

Harbard Grim 2018/07/04(Wed)21:16 No. 891247 ID: 3583d1
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>>891184
“Usually it is what ever sentient creature we encounter first, however there is a trick to finding a vessel, usually it is best to find a host that has its mind completely blank and open. If they are have their minds completely open, it will make our task of possession all the easier.

We sense that this life form is currently completely unthinking, it is ready to take possession. Once this has been completed it’s body will completely under our control and it’s higher brain functions will be shut down, entirely replaced by us. But it must require that it’s mind is completely open, unthinking, un-“

Harbard Grim 2018/07/04(Wed)21:20 No. 891249 ID: 3583d1
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Text message!

“OH FUCK!”

ClockworkFountain 2018/07/04(Wed)22:57 No. 891261 ID: 5245b2
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???: "OW! WHAT THE FUCK?"

ClockworkFountain 2018/07/04(Wed)23:10 No. 891264 ID: 5245b2
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"-sigh- I told you this wouldn't work. We are too much for this one's mind to fit at once. We can't take total control. All we can do is suggest."
???: "WHO SAID THAT?!?"

ClockworkFountain 2018/07/04(Wed)23:20 No. 891265 ID: 5245b2
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W E D I D .

Hello, we are celestial beings and we have a mission to grow in power by using your body as a vessel

"Screwed" is an understatement; you are the equivalent of a geothermal pimple on the face of this cosmic earth getting plowed apart by a nuclear-powered military-grade bedrock deconstructor.

Oh, and the universe is doomed. So there's that.

What's wrong with your hair?

All the world is a stage, where the people are actors and the present's the act. It's an impromptu play that has lasted for literally billions of years. Aren't you proud to be part of a major part?

Harbard Grim 2018/07/05(Thu)16:48 No. 891323 ID: 3583d1
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>>891279
>>891277
>>891276
>>891273

???: “W-what’s going on?! Where am I? I was just walking home! Why can I hear all these voices in my head!? What is going on!”

>>891323
did you know echidnas have a five-headed prehensile hand penis?

You are ascending to become something much greater and much powerful. Embrace the change and you will have the power to rule the world

>>891378
... I hope you understand this is among the worst possible ways to look for new friends.

>>891323
Once again:
You're screwed, yeah-you're totally screwed,
There's ten trillion voices, and not enough dude
They failed to eat your brain 'cause you looked at your phone,
Mindjacking you for war because the Earth's a warzone
You're screwed, you're one screwed little dude
(Screw it I don't want to edit any more, skip)
I reluctantly must conclude:
You're screwed
You're screwed
You're screwed!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8M1GNXYUjU&feature=youtu.be&t=22

>>891388
lol

Time and space, irrelevant.
Maps and clocks, useless.
Our will unto you we plant.
Our light unto thee we bless.

ClockworkFountain 2018/07/06(Fri)11:49 No. 891405 ID: 5245b2
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>>891378
>>891382
>>891388
>>891389
>>891391
???: "SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP! YOU'RE NOT REAL!"

............

There's truth to that. Perhaps you have potential.

>>891405
Reality is an interesting concept.

We are as real as is necessary to do what we desire. To us? Only somewhat real. To you?

We are very, very real.

What is real, and what is not?
We are as real as you can be.
Be thankful of such thing as that.
What makes us less real than reality?

Doesn't matter if we're real, we're 120 decibels of pure madness blasting through your neural networks.

>>891405
Does it matter if we're real? Reality is subjective, Just roll with it, Freaking out is more trouble than it's worth. Also It'd probably be better for your in the long run to work with us rather than against us, given This particular head voice is pretty sure we're about to have a bunch of other uh...Things, Try to kill you because we're here...Or something. But yeah, Surpriseeeee~

>>891405
geez, you're kind of a douche aren't you? I just offered you knowledge about animal penis you hopefully didn't know yet to PROVE we're an outside influence.

here, some more animal dick factoids to further verify:

-ducks have spring loaded corkscrew dicks, evolve for the express purpose of procreation through rape.

-gorrilas have smaller dicks than humans


-in fact, proportional to our bodies, human dongs are amongst the largest of any species!

-some species of slug shoot their testes as projectile"love darts". gives a whole new meaning to the term red rocket doesn't it?

I don't like how the last 2 updates rendered all the suggestions inconsequential. Nor did they progress the story in any real way. In such cases, I would advise that you make an update sequence to a point where suggestions would actually matter, rather than keep wasting them.

Why are you talking like you've been hearing voices in your head already before? I mean, if you were sane, then you wouldn't simply start screaming in denial over something that was happening to you. Did someone else use to reside in your mind?

Harbard Grim 2018/07/07(Sat)02:15 No. 891558 ID: 3583d1
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>>891528
???: “Th-that’s r-really gross... okay so I guess y-your all real... So I g-guess that means i’m not crazy.”

>>891540
???: “N-no... I just felt s-sudden p-pain the b-back of my h-head and th-the next thing I kn-new I was hearing all of y-you. I-i’m just s-scared.”

>>891493
???: “W-what does th-that mean!? Why would someone w-want t-to kill m-me!?”

>>891493
>>891438
???: “I-I d-don’t know. If y-you are real then could y-you tell me w-why is it s-so cold all of a s-sudden?”

This is a new feeling... her emotions seem to be manifesting. How peculiar, this sensation she is feeling... uncertainty, confusion, fear...

It is alright to feel a bit scared all of this is overwhelming to you, just take keep breast and relax your body. As for why you are feeling cold it is because of us, we just came from the dark and empty space, by connecting with us you are feeling where we previously traveled

Open your eyes, close your eyes. Blink.
Breathe in air, breathe out air. Deeply.
Confusion arises. Chaos decomprises.
Let no fear nor awe shatter ye.

ClockworkFountain 2018/07/07(Sat)20:49 No. 891632 ID: 5245b2
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>>891562
???: "S-Space? So y-y-you guys are l-l-like aliens?"
>>891563
???: "God, why is it so c-c-c-cold... W-w-where am I anyway, on second I was w-w-walking home, n-n-n-now I'm in the shadow r-realm or whatever?"
You're in your mind now, child. Or should I say OUR mind. In the real world, you haven't even hit the ground yet. Do you have a name?
???: "Y-yeah, I-i-i-it's N-N-Nichole. Nic-c-c-cole Bridger."
Thank you, Nichole. Now, we're going to wake you up soon, but first we'd like to talk. This shouldn't be anything too scary, just think of it like a visit to the Doctor's. We're part of you now, and we'd like to help you if we can.
Nichole: O-okay.
Any questions, Collective?

Blinker! Blinker! I wanna know.
What makes you tick, and makes you be,
Of your desires, and ambitions in tow.
Set truthful words free.

>>891632
What is this place?
Do you possess any useful skills?
Do you have ready access to anything that could be used as a weapon?

I have a question for you green eye, I know that we are fusing with this human being in order to become more stronger but for what reason are we doing that? Do we need to be strong to defeat somebody or stop a catastrophe?

>>891666
In order for us to be able to defend ourselves, we must bind to a sentient host. We cannot use any of our abilities without a more physical body.

>>891670
If we do not defend ourselves, others will kill us to make themselves more powerful.

>>891670
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3fVj8A-K8E

Harbard Grim 2018/07/08(Sun)14:34 No. 891730 ID: 780a88
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>>891644
>>891647
Nikki: “M-m-my friends a-and f-family all c-c-call me Nikki. I’m s-s-seventeen, I-I’m gonna b-b-be a s-senior n-next year. I-I don’t r-r-really have many d-d-dreams, I-I-it ju-j-just seemed k-kinda stupid. B-but I guess I w-want to d-do s-something with m-music? A-as for a w-w-weapon, I d-don’t h-have anything o-on me. M-my dad has a g-gun though. H-he’s a l-l-lawyer. I h-have t-two brothers. O-one is in college, the o-o-other is f-four years o-old.

I d-don’t really kn-know where I-I am now, th-that green eye s-said this w-was my m-m-mind? L-last th-thing I remember I w-w-was walking home.”

Are you ready to wake up now?

Nikki: “y-yes please...”

Very well.

So... are you waiting for us? cause there wasn't really much of a prompt in that last one.

ClockworkFountain 2018/07/11(Wed)08:03 No. 892172 ID: 7944dd
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Nichole: Okay we’re fine- I’M f-f-fine. WhY ARE THERE ICICLES AND WHY IS THERE SNOW?

>>892172
I believe that's called winter.

Winter has come, friend.
Do not panic. Dare not to breathe.
Let not your heart, soul, lungs, nor blood to be frozen by the cold fiend.

I dunno, but check your soaps and webcomics.

>>892172
go see if homestuck 2 finally updated, been waiting on that stupid flash forever

>>892172
you're worried about icicles? i'd be more concerned about how orange keeps trying to undermine your sanity.

>>892172
Dunno. Maybe we sent you to the future. Or maybe we simply disrupted local weatherpatterns.

If you're in the future, sorry. Nothing we can do about that.

Harbard Grim 2018/07/17(Tue)01:45 No. 893336 ID: 3583d1
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>>892206
Nichole: I DON’T KNOW HOW COMMON ICICLES ARE WHERE YOU ARE FROM BUT WE DONT HAVE THEM IN EARLY AUGUST!

>>892359
>>892301
Nichole: WHAT THE FUCK!? HOMESTUCK IS WEIRD! HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW IT!?

>>893194
Nichole: DID YOU DO THAT!? MY PHONE SAYS IT’S THE SAME DAY! WHAT IS GOING ON! AAAAAAAAAAA!

>>893336
Don't question things, you just need to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySJ1Z5o8y5w

>>893345
I would have bet money that you linked that to a "Chill" AMV. Oh well.

But yes, do get to cover soon. Break your way into a building if necessary.

It's hard to advise you when you're screaming and running around because of some cold water.

Have you set your phone's date anew?
Or is it still in its previous form?
Check the outworld for news afew.
Anomalies come in maniform.

ClockworkFountain 2018/07/17(Tue)18:51 No. 893444 ID: f6d85b
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The cold is following her... I see now. Her fear is causing this unnatural frost. It would seem neither she or we control the power, her EMOTIONS do.

Alright start thinking warm thoughts, remember the cold winter days when you started drinking hot coco. Focuse on that memory

We appear to have accidentaly given you mood-activated cryokenesis. if you want it to stop you need to calm down.

>>893444
Dear, dear, this is getting a bit tiresome. I mean, it must be for you, that is. If you're cold, then perhaps you should stop feeling that cold emptiness, and consider the potential positives of the situation- and believe you me, there ARE positives to the situation.

For example. Ask us a question. Any question that you perhaps have been unsure of but would like to know.

Yes, I'm quite sincere. We are thought, power given form. You have that wonderful thing call 'the internet'. An entire repository of knowledge of all things. Imagine having such, or similar knowledge at your beck and call.

Indeed, we could work wonders for you- provided you calm down and we can begin a proper dialogue.

Harbard Grim 2018/07/30(Mon)01:12 No. 894968 ID: 3583d1
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Nichole: Y-you mean, I’m the one doing this???

O-okay, I’m gonna try and just breathe for a second...

A-alright I’m sorry I’m so bad with these things. I’ve never had people in my head that give me powers, but then, I guess I might be the first? It’s all been just thrust upon me so suddenly, it’s scary, y’know?

So I guess my first question is do you all have individual personalities or are you like... A hive mind, or something?
Also what do you mean you could “work wonders for me?” What is it you can actually do for me? And I guess since you are in my head, is there anything I should tell you about me?

>>894968
That depends on the host.

Sometimes all we can do is give advice.
Sometimes we can reshape other realities to our whim.
Sometimes people don't even realize there are voices and they think they're making their choices alone.
Sometimes we can not fail.
Sometimes we are too incompetent to succeed.

We're just people poking stuff. How influential that is depends on the context.

>distinct or a hivemind.
Yes.

>things we'd like to know about you?
what's your opinion of super sentai and do you like the color red?

We are a multitude. At times of consensus, we are a hivemind. We are what we need to be. If you are asking if we all think in one voice then that answer is no. Otherwise you would not hear nearly as much poetry.

A question: what is your purpose? That is, what do you want most? Now that you have powers, can you think of anything you must have that you couldn't get before?

>>894969
I agree with this statement

a few of us also talked a bunch of possibly insane aliens into growing a killer jellyfish plant that exploded one time.

good times.

ClockworkFountain 2018/08/15(Wed)21:42 No. 897359 ID: 5245b2
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>>894969
Nikki: That's a lot to take in... You guys have been to other planets?
>>894984
Super Sentai? You mean that weird Japanese Power Rangers thing? I don't watch it. And red is pretty nice, but I like a lighter blue, like my hair!
>>895048
Nikki: "Purpose? Do people in your world have purposes? I'm just a high schooler! I guess to get a diploma? Now that I have powers? I- I don't know... My dad's job has us pretty well off... I don't really want anything except to be successful as a musician?"
>>895777
Nikki: "You guys are really weird..."

Enough rhyme, time for reason.
Serious, what is it that you want?
World peace, or the money plant?
Do crimes, and evade prison?
You are your own hierophant.

Harbard Grim 2018/08/24(Fri)12:46 No. 898871 ID: f14948
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>>897372
Huh... you know you’re really good at coming up with rhymes like that. It’s kinda cool.

Well I guess, since your in my head there really is no avoiding it. What I really want is create my own music for people. I’ve never really been, uh, extroverted? But music is something I’ve always loved. I can play a bit of guitar and I sing... a little... but I mean, I don’t really know what kind of music I want to do.

Do... do you think it’s stupid?

>>898871
No. In fact, that's one of the most wholesome goals that we heard. However, I must admit that we are no substitute for raw practice and training. However, please do be advised..

There's much more in store for you than music. But in the meantime...guitar is classic for a reason.

>>898871
No. in fact, it seems noble.
Spread your wings, little sparrow.
Strum your strings like a pro.
One day, you’re a wight at the pinnacle.

Do you prefer original pieces or covers?