1/4 Wild Goose 2018/07/04(Wed)07:42 No. 891105 ID: 1c23cb
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You enter a tavern. There are not a lot of folk: a kobold, looks like the tavern keeper, a dwarf, sitting alone at a table in a nameplate, two humans, playing cards, and a few other folk, that don't really catch your eye, because they are sitting alone in corners of the tavern, and they don't have nameplates. As you walk in, a smell of alcohol, danger and filth kicks you in the nose. You smell a new chapter of your life. You smell adventure!
You walk to a table with a "BOB" on it. Two sheets of paper in your hands read, first, "Letter of recommendation" and, second, "Looking for adventurers! Look for Bob in the tavern".
- I'm here for a job, - you say determinately, as you hand him "Looking for..." paper.
- Ye? - He chuckles. - Aren't ye a lil' bit tay yoong for this, lad? What can ye possibly offer us?
- I'm a wizard.
- A wizard, eh? - He chuckes again. - Any experience? Recommendations? Anythin'?
You hand him the second paper.

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He looks at the paper, then he looks at you. He looks at the paper again and smiles like a big grumpy old baby.

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- Are ye serious? - He raises his eyes on you. No smile on his face.
And the moments before silence, that was broken only by occassional grunts, sniffs and you two talking, was completely gone. One of the men, playing cards, violently stands up, sending the chair flying away, and starts screaming at the other man.

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- I have been preparing for this all my life.
- Then show me what ye got, lad.

Offer to cast a spell? You have to show you can do something.

Show him that you're good at breaking up fights.

Go to the men that were playing cards and kindly ask them to calm down.

Remove the mouth from the screaming man??? To make it stop???

>>891108
>show me what ye got
Summon an aspect of Gthokk, the Quadruple-Fanged Slavering Deathbeast of the Ensorcelled Starplane Urzu-Kozamintos!

1/3 Wild Goose 2018/07/04(Wed)12:15 No. 891130 ID: 1c23cb
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- I will kill you, you burn deck using maggot! - Screams the man, who started the heated argument at the first place, and he might look like a dwarf and have an axe, but he's human, no mistake, you are just a racist, if you thought that he's a dwarf, because he's definitely a human male. He jumps up on the table as he takes a swing of his axe trying to bury it in his face.
"What a fortunate chain of events! Now I can really show what I'm capable of!" - you think, as you use the most powerful spell, you can think of.

2/3 Wild Goose 2018/07/04(Wed)12:15 No. 891131 ID: 1c23cb
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>Summon an aspect of Gthokk, the Quadruple-Fanged Slavering Deathbeast of the Ensorcelled Starplane Urzu-Kozamintos!

A beam of light violently pushes you backwards, as it leaves your hand, heading furiously in direction of the axe man.

It shapes in the air. And you start to see a silhouette of Gthokk, the Quadruple-Fanged Slavering Deathbeast of the Ensorcelled Starplane Urzu-Kozamintos. As they close in on their victim, you no longer see just the silhouette, they are there! They are beautiful, you have never seen anything like this, this is the most beautiful something in the world! And it might be too much for your little wizard mind to bear.

Gthokk, or rather their aspect, slaps the man's mouth out of its socket, preventing him from harming the other player.

He falls on the ground. Shocked and terrified, he starts crying as frantically looks around looking for his mouth.
A little bit terrified yourself, you look at the dwarfs face. He looks quite impressed. You smile as if to say "I know what I am doing." Your moment of glory is interrupted by the axe man's cry. He's found his mouth.

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- Now you've done IT! YOu ArE all doNE FOR!! I'LL GUT YOU MYSELF, GOBLIN!
He takes out a horn and starts blowing in it, creating a loud and unbearable noise.
People start running out of the tavern, and soon there are only you, the dwarf, the axe man, the almost axed man, shocked lying on the ground still on his chair, and the tavern owner.
- Pwease, nyot my tavewn! I can't take anymowe punches wike this, I'ww be homewess! - yells the kobold, hiding under the counter.

Cast the NOPE spell!

Quick cast cure poison on him. That cures drunkness!

Cast sleep obvs

>>891132
Cast inversion on the horn to reverse it's polarity, causing it to get make sound come out the bit he's blowing instead of the one he pointing at you.

Cast Echo Chamber around him, creating a self-contained cone of LOUD.