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890023 No. 890023 ID: e58839

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No. 890024 ID: e58839
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890024

Out here, in the wild: Look,at that there is a hole, what is in the hole?

What could be in this hole?
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No. 890025 ID: d27a80

A ferret? Our protagonist? Another hole?
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No. 890026 ID: 891b91

>>890024
Climb in the hole. Now it's your hole, forever!
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No. 890028 ID: 91ee5f

>What could be in this hole?
A snake?

A ferret?

A dragon that can’t get out of the hole because it’s too fat to fit through the hole?

Bonzi?

Nothing, because the hole is empty?
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No. 890030 ID: 166e1c

An impossible dungeon of non-euclidean geometry.
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No. 890031 ID: e58839
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890031

>>890025
"Our protagonist?"

Say hello, this is our protagonist, she is new the to the surface, say something nice to lead them on the right path.
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No. 890032 ID: d887c0

>>890031
They are small and cute.
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No. 890033 ID: 891b91

>>890031
>something nice to lead them on the right path
Watch out for poisonous snakes!
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No. 890034 ID: 33cbe7

something nice
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No. 890035 ID: e58839
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890035

>>890032
Cut it out with the sap, you'll rot our teeth
And fill their head with ideas, you charmer you.

>>890034
They'll be on the look out, they love kissing them

>>890034
*bow_tie_twirl.gif*
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No. 890037 ID: 891b91

>>890035
So why has she come to the surface? Curiosity? Riches? That one panini restaurant she's heard so much about?
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No. 890038 ID: e58839
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890038

Author here, gotta sleep, see you tomorrow.
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No. 890039 ID: 8df643

> >>890035 >kissing snakes
That's lewd, you know.

> >>890031 >she, they
What's your gender, race, age? Tell us about yourself.
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No. 890043 ID: 0eeebd

>>890035
find a thing to do for the day like the laundry.
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No. 890048 ID: fcd056

>>890038
Sleep tight and don't let the bedbugs bite
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No. 890049 ID: b38f01

Don't forget to stay hydrated!
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No. 890068 ID: efe8ae

>>890035
Does she know where she is? She should try and find some place with a map. Like a gas station.
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No. 890567 ID: f59afb

>>890035
Let's see her stand, I bet she's cute.
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No. 890572 ID: a1ae08

>>890035
it's time to cause a ruckus! find a cop car to flip.
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No. 890582 ID: 4c32e3

Bonzi, how about taking a look around? Show us what you can see.
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No. 890661 ID: e58839
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890661

>>890037

Bonzi has grown bored of they're homeland, at least the familiar parts. "Figured the surface had some cool stuff to check out, like a Deӕnny's or a robot brothel."
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No. 890663 ID: 8a947d

First thing to do when somewhere new, look at the food. Look for one of those Deӕnny's or maybe a pizza place, did they have pizza in your homeland?
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No. 890677 ID: 8df643

Brothels aren't for children! Go visit Deӕnny's place then, since you say it's cool.
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No. 890684 ID: fcd056

Do a flip!
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No. 890782 ID: e58839
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890782

>>890039
>That's lewd, you know.
I will not soily the names of snakes, you rube.

>What's your gender, race, age? Tell us about yourself.

Certainly not human.

>she, they

I slipped up, you caught me in my poor tying skills. Devils, Demons, and imps have some odd things relating to gender and sexuality, you may hear about some time, when there's nothing better to talk about.

Time passes by differently where Bonzi comes from, and psychical age manifests a bit differently per individual, but let's go with old enough to drink and possibly be your grandmother, but young enough to not be around for the great dark prince's fall from grace.

"I'm really flexible, and like to pet things."

>>890663

>Pizza

"whats that?"
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No. 890785 ID: 74234c

>>890782
...Okay so you need to learn what Pizza is because it's like the best thing ever.

Think flatbreat+tomato sauce+cheese+meats and baked until the bread is a delicious fluffy golden brown. It's phenomenal.
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No. 890786 ID: 575ec0

>Pizza

It's a slab of crushed, fermented plant embryo topped with savory, pulverized plant placenta that itself is topped with curdled, partially digested bovine nipple juice that is further topped with a variety of flesh from any number of plants and/or animals.

The whole thing is then thrown into a furnace until parts of it melt and burn.

It's freakin' delicious.
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No. 890788 ID: d887c0

Enough tomfoolery! Let s sally forth in search of ADVENTURE! Or at the very least something more stimulating than an actual hole in the ground.
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No. 890789 ID: 8a947d

>>890786
>>890785
Basically what those two said, let's go look for something aside from this hole in the ground, is being a demon going to be an issue for Bonzi? Also what's a Deӕnny's? I know what a Denny's is but not a Deӕnny's.
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No. 890793 ID: 970506

>>890782
NEW MISSION: ACQUIRE PIZZA.

Bonzi you must get thyself to the nearest pizzeria or establishment of otherwise italian origin, post haste and tout suite and chop chop and all that stuff
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No. 890801 ID: 91ee5f

>>890782
>Doesn’t know what pizza is.
This is a tragedy! We must fix this! We’ll help you find some pizza!

And then after that, we’ll help you find some ice cream for dessert!
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No. 890802 ID: 094652

What demon powers do enhanceknockers you have?
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No. 890819 ID: 8df643

>>890782
>odd things
That's an unusual-looking female icon. Odd things? That really makes me wonder just what's under that loincloth heh. I hope it's not a trap.
It's very kind of you to offer to show us your everything but I think it would be better to hold onto that for a bit. Maybe try finding a cute boy first!

So, let's go to Deӕnny's then. Or is there more options for places to visit? Do you have any friends on the surface?
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No. 890980 ID: e58839
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890980

>>890684
Since you asked so nicely-
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No. 890988 ID: fcd056

>>890980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3n8zVC2gxY
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No. 890996 ID: fcd056

As for the other guys, looks like they want you to go on a pizza mission. How do you feel about that? But I must admit that pizza is one of the most delicious things that a sentient creature can create. If you the first one to make it in your world people will look at you like a god, a god of Pizza. With all that power you can create your own nation and call is Ilatly......sorry my mind wandered off to some wired direction

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpvT-Fciu-4
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No. 890997 ID: 8df643

So nimble! Do you have any other special powers that we should be aware of?
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No. 891000 ID: ad51b8

>>890980
I give it a 10!
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No. 891004 ID: 81d03b

>>890980
So we have a quest to find a Deӕnny's and possibly or a pizza?

Where does that hole you came from lead? Were you leading other imps out of that hole or are you on your own?
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No. 891026 ID: b1b4f3

Hmm if I had to pick an arbitrary direction of travel I'd pick left.
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No. 891798 ID: 104f02

>>891026
Left is good, lets hope there is pizza to the left!
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No. 892920 ID: e58839
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892920

>>891026
>>891798

Off to find this "pizaaa" you all speak of, you Strange Simmons. Maybe a D e ӕ n n y ' s. And booze.
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No. 892923 ID: 04901b

>>892920
It looks like she lost her top doing that backflip.
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No. 892926 ID: ad51b8

well then what are you waiting for, go find that pizza.
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No. 892937 ID: b1b4f3

>>892920
Is that light your ride?
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No. 892938 ID: e26fa5

IT'S THE GREAT LIGHT! Might be a pizza place!
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No. 892985 ID: ff82d2

Let's go.
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No. 892987 ID: 896ddf

Follow your heart in order to find the pizza of destiny
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No. 898521 ID: e58839
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898521

Sorry for dropping, currently moving, needing to saving up for help, be right back to you lovely folks
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No. 902174 ID: 595acb
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902174

>>892926
>>892938
>>892987
Onwards to this "phizzah", adventure and a lot of new nice friends


>>892923

oops


oops
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No. 902175 ID: 891b91

>>902174
Eh, clothing is overrated anyway. Hopefully the pizza joint won't have a "no shoes, no shirt, no service" policy!

Be sure to order anchovies on your pizza -- good shit.
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No. 902177 ID: 93f082

Finding pizza may be hard tho. First, you'll need to find a legendary place called "a town". And if you're lucky, inside this town you may find pizza.
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No. 902233 ID: 1851b6

>>902175
That's some controversial shit, You should try it before you order them on your pizza. Some people love em, Others are sickened by them.
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No. 906661 ID: 2c1ab4
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906661

>>902177

As you hop your way outta that place wit the hole (you decided to hop on one leg all
the way here, cus why the hell not) you reach a road, towards a city, or a really big lamp, either one. A lamp with "phizzah"

>>902175

"What that about clothing? And my its breezy out here."


"andchivies? What are those? A type of bird? Is it sweet?"


>>902233

Where does one find "andchivies?" And is it illegal?
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No. 906662 ID: 70be57

Wait that is a skeleton next to the route, be careful where you are going. By the positioning of the bones it looks like the person died when he was going away from your current destination, I might be oweraching but it is best to be safe then sorry
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No. 906666 ID: ad51b8

little robot thing to your left, something under the tree, snail thing in the distance. Huh, there's more stuff out her then I thought there would be.
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No. 906667 ID: b1b4f3

Are the slimes any fun to poke?
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No. 906669 ID: 7efe6b

This land doesn't look very human. Are you sure you left the underground?

Go to that tree lamp thing.
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No. 906675 ID: 094652

None of this looks normal. I don't think civilization has any grasp on this chaos. So...

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