Bonzi Quest tacbutt 2018/06/24(Sun)23:59 No. 890024 ID: e58839
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Out here, in the wild: Look,at that there is a hole, what is in the hole?

What could be in this hole?

A ferret? Our protagonist? Another hole?

>>890024
Climb in the hole. Now it's your hole, forever!

>What could be in this hole?
A snake?

A ferret?

A dragon that can’t get out of the hole because it’s too fat to fit through the hole?

Bonzi?

Nothing, because the hole is empty?

An impossible dungeon of non-euclidean geometry.

Bonzi Quest tacbutt 2018/06/25(Mon)00:15 No. 890031 ID: e58839
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>>890025
"Our protagonist?"

Say hello, this is our protagonist, she is new the to the surface, say something nice to lead them on the right path.

>>890031
They are small and cute.

>>890031
>something nice to lead them on the right path
Watch out for poisonous snakes!

something nice

Bonzi Quest tacbutt 2018/06/25(Mon)00:38 No. 890035 ID: e58839
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>>890032
Cut it out with the sap, you'll rot our teeth
And fill their head with ideas, you charmer you.

>>890034
They'll be on the look out, they love kissing them

>>890034
*bow_tie_twirl.gif*

>>890035
So why has she come to the surface? Curiosity? Riches? That one panini restaurant she's heard so much about?

Bonzi Quest tacbutt 2018/06/25(Mon)00:46 No. 890038 ID: e58839
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Author here, gotta sleep, see you tomorrow.

> >>890035 >kissing snakes
That's lewd, you know.

> >>890031 >she, they
What's your gender, race, age? Tell us about yourself.

>>890035
find a thing to do for the day like the laundry.

>>890038
Sleep tight and don't let the bedbugs bite

Don't forget to stay hydrated!

>>890035
Does she know where she is? She should try and find some place with a map. Like a gas station.

>>890035
Let's see her stand, I bet she's cute.

>>890035
it's time to cause a ruckus! find a cop car to flip.

Bonzi, how about taking a look around? Show us what you can see.

Bonzi Quest tacbutt 2018/06/30(Sat)22:38 No. 890661 ID: e58839
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>>890037

Bonzi has grown bored of they're homeland, at least the familiar parts. "Figured the surface had some cool stuff to check out, like a Deӕnny's or a robot brothel."

First thing to do when somewhere new, look at the food. Look for one of those Deӕnny's or maybe a pizza place, did they have pizza in your homeland?

Brothels aren't for children! Go visit Deӕnny's place then, since you say it's cool.

Do a flip!

Bonzi Quest tacbutt 2018/07/01(Sun)23:08 No. 890782 ID: e58839
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>>890039
>That's lewd, you know.
I will not soily the names of snakes, you rube.

>What's your gender, race, age? Tell us about yourself.

Certainly not human.

>she, they

I slipped up, you caught me in my poor tying skills. Devils, Demons, and imps have some odd things relating to gender and sexuality, you may hear about some time, when there's nothing better to talk about.

Time passes by differently where Bonzi comes from, and psychical age manifests a bit differently per individual, but let's go with old enough to drink and possibly be your grandmother, but young enough to not be around for the great dark prince's fall from grace.

"I'm really flexible, and like to pet things."

>>890663

>Pizza

"whats that?"

>>890782
...Okay so you need to learn what Pizza is because it's like the best thing ever.

Think flatbreat+tomato sauce+cheese+meats and baked until the bread is a delicious fluffy golden brown. It's phenomenal.

>Pizza

It's a slab of crushed, fermented plant embryo topped with savory, pulverized plant placenta that itself is topped with curdled, partially digested bovine nipple juice that is further topped with a variety of flesh from any number of plants and/or animals.

The whole thing is then thrown into a furnace until parts of it melt and burn.

It's freakin' delicious.

Enough tomfoolery! Let s sally forth in search of ADVENTURE! Or at the very least something more stimulating than an actual hole in the ground.

>>890786
>>890785
Basically what those two said, let's go look for something aside from this hole in the ground, is being a demon going to be an issue for Bonzi? Also what's a Deӕnny's? I know what a Denny's is but not a Deӕnny's.

>>890782
NEW MISSION: ACQUIRE PIZZA.

Bonzi you must get thyself to the nearest pizzeria or establishment of otherwise italian origin, post haste and tout suite and chop chop and all that stuff

>>890782
>Doesn’t know what pizza is.
This is a tragedy! We must fix this! We’ll help you find some pizza!

And then after that, we’ll help you find some ice cream for dessert!

What demon powers do enhanceknockers you have?

>>890782
>odd things
That's an unusual-looking female icon. Odd things? That really makes me wonder just what's under that loincloth heh. I hope it's not a trap.
It's very kind of you to offer to show us your everything but I think it would be better to hold onto that for a bit. Maybe try finding a cute boy first!

So, let's go to Deӕnny's then. Or is there more options for places to visit? Do you have any friends on the surface?

Bonzi Quest tacbutt 2018/07/03(Tue)02:04 No. 890980 ID: e58839
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>>890684
Since you asked so nicely-

>>890980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3n8zVC2gxY

As for the other guys, looks like they want you to go on a pizza mission. How do you feel about that? But I must admit that pizza is one of the most delicious things that a sentient creature can create. If you the first one to make it in your world people will look at you like a god, a god of Pizza. With all that power you can create your own nation and call is Ilatly......sorry my mind wandered off to some wired direction

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpvT-Fciu-4

So nimble! Do you have any other special powers that we should be aware of?

>>890980
I give it a 10!

>>890980
So we have a quest to find a Deӕnny's and possibly or a pizza?

Where does that hole you came from lead? Were you leading other imps out of that hole or are you on your own?

Hmm if I had to pick an arbitrary direction of travel I'd pick left.

>>891026
Left is good, lets hope there is pizza to the left!

Bonzi Quest tacbutt 2018/07/14(Sat)18:57 No. 892920 ID: e58839
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>>891026
>>891798

Off to find this "pizaaa" you all speak of, you Strange Simmons. Maybe a D e ӕ n n y ' s. And booze.

>>892920
It looks like she lost her top doing that backflip.

well then what are you waiting for, go find that pizza.

>>892920
Is that light your ride?

IT'S THE GREAT LIGHT! Might be a pizza place!

Let's go.

Follow your heart in order to find the pizza of destiny

Suggestion 2018/08/21(Tue)23:54 No. 898521 ID: e58839
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Sorry for dropping, currently moving, needing to saving up for help, be right back to you lovely folks

Suggestion 2018/09/18(Tue)01:55 No. 902174 ID: 595acb
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>>892926
>>892938
>>892987
Onwards to this "phizzah", adventure and a lot of new nice friends


>>892923

oops


oops

>>902174
Eh, clothing is overrated anyway. Hopefully the pizza joint won't have a "no shoes, no shirt, no service" policy!

Be sure to order anchovies on your pizza -- good shit.

Finding pizza may be hard tho. First, you'll need to find a legendary place called "a town". And if you're lucky, inside this town you may find pizza.

>>902175
That's some controversial shit, You should try it before you order them on your pizza. Some people love em, Others are sickened by them.

Bonzi Quest tacbutt 2018/10/12(Fri)23:48 No. 906661 ID: 2c1ab4
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>>902177

As you hop your way outta that place wit the hole (you decided to hop on one leg all
the way here, cus why the hell not) you reach a road, towards a city, or a really big lamp, either one. A lamp with "phizzah"

>>902175

"What that about clothing? And my its breezy out here."


"andchivies? What are those? A type of bird? Is it sweet?"


>>902233

Where does one find "andchivies?" And is it illegal?

Wait that is a skeleton next to the route, be careful where you are going. By the positioning of the bones it looks like the person died when he was going away from your current destination, I might be oweraching but it is best to be safe then sorry

little robot thing to your left, something under the tree, snail thing in the distance. Huh, there's more stuff out her then I thought there would be.

Are the slimes any fun to poke?

This land doesn't look very human. Are you sure you left the underground?

Go to that tree lamp thing.

None of this looks normal. I don't think civilization has any grasp on this chaos. So...

STEAL EVERYTHING