Suggestion 2009/06/18(Thu)17:15 No. 880 ID: be860b
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and which league you would like to manage

Croatia.

let's be

Jimbob Assface of Argentina

Outer Oblivia

Jimbob assface manages in croatia it is

Suggestion 2009/06/18(Thu)19:45 No. 909 ID: be860b
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You have become manager of HNK Sibenik!

Suggestion 2009/06/18(Thu)19:48 No. 911 ID: be860b
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Located in the town of Sibenik... population 51k. The city is a political educational industrial and tourist center of Sibenik Knin county; the city has a rich history dating back to 1066. It is the oldest croatian town on the eastern shore of the adriatic

Suggestion 2009/06/18(Thu)19:52 No. 912 ID: be860b
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Your club hosts its matches in the 12,000 capacity Stadion Šubićevac, though it only has seating for 2500, never it is a very large ground for a club of your capacity.

Suggestion 2009/06/18(Thu)19:57 No. 914 ID: be860b
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The club won the Croatian Second League back in 2006 and fought off relegation last year barely squeaking by and escaping the relegation playoffs by 6 points, finishing 10th in the 12 team league. The chairmen expects you to fight bravely again this year and retain the right to play in the highest league in the land.

Suggestion 2009/06/18(Thu)20:07 No. 919 ID: be860b
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The club is currently going through a rough patch financially and will be unable to fund any transfers and the wage budget is currently 157 euros over the 13.5k euros allotment

Never the less the fans are passionate about the team and will lend their support throughout the season.
The fans of the club call themselves the "Funcuti" and are known for their hatred towards the other two Dalmatian clubs, HNK Hajduk Split and NK Zadar

Suggestion 2009/06/18(Thu)20:13 No. 925 ID: be860b
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The chairman of the club is a man named Goran Pauk, he is admired by the fans because he shares their passion for football and the club. He has an austere but friendly manner about him, he treats you politely and fairly though it is obvious that he expects results on the pitch. He is currently paying you a salary of 1,400 euroes a month on a contract that will last 2 years. He welcomes you to Subicevac, assuring you that you can rely on the full backing of the club's board.

Suggestion 2009/06/18(Thu)20:18 No. 927 ID: be860b
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Your assistant manager is Andjelko Godinic, a man of 43 years of age and a former player at the club. He has a stern demeanor and trains the squad hard, expecting the best from his players. He seems a bit standoffish at first, due to the fact that a new manager at the club most often means that there will be quite a bit of turnover, especially in the staff department.

Suggestion 2009/06/18(Thu)20:21 No. 929 ID: be860b
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He gives you a team report: he believes that HNK Sibenik need to strengthen their squad if they are to live up to their expectations and stay in the Prva Hrvatska Nogomentna Liga T-com.

Suggestion 2009/06/18(Thu)20:26 No. 932 ID: be860b
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Mr. Godinic is of the opinion that Patrice Kwedi is the weak link in the team. He plays left back and is on loan from NK Dinamo, though he possesses all the physical attributes required of his position, he isn't particularly spectacular at defending and has a poor attitude about him.

Suggestion 2009/06/18(Thu)20:31 No. 934 ID: be860b
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Mr. Godinic is also of the belief that Boris Raic, is one of the best players in the squad: an experienced centre back that excels at marking opponents and is very dominating in the air.

Suggestion 2009/06/18(Thu)20:35 No. 935 ID: be860b
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Godinic is also a big fan of Ermin Zec, a spritly twenty year old attacking midfielder from Bosnia Herzegovina. He is fast and shows a great amount of flair, though his sometimes lacking physique puts him at disadvantage against some of the more physical defenders in the league

Suggestion 2009/06/18(Thu)20:40 No. 937 ID: be860b
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Gocinic suggests that we keep an eye out for a decent Goalkeeper, fullback, winger, and striker.

Suggestion 2009/06/18(Thu)20:42 No. 938 ID: be860b
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Our next match is in 22 days against CFR Cluj, a very decent Romanian team at our home stadium. We are considered underdogs in the match but luckily for us the match is a friendly.

We need a token celebrity.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Brother_5_(Croatia)

Here's a solid list of candidates.

Suggestion 2009/06/19(Fri)11:25 No. 971 ID: be860b
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Manager Assface decides to focus on creating buzz for the club. The club was able to reach the agent of Croatian Big Brother 3rd place contestant Marko Desa, a 26 year old physical therapist and amateur kick boxer from Rijeka. Talks are in order, and the former reality TV star demands a contract of 600 euro's a week. Currently the average wage of an average first team player at HNK Sibenik is around 500 euroes a week.

Naturally this signing could mean a boost in ticket and TV revenue but could be viewed as a shameless publicity stunt by the more hardcore community of fans.

Asst. Manager Gocinic is silent about this move, but being of the old school hardliners he most likely isn't thrilled you're taking the club in this direction.


So sign Marko or look for another celebrity?

>>971
He seems like a good guy. Take him and tell the media you are doing this since you want sports to be for everyone instead of today's elitism.

Suggestion 2009/06/19(Fri)13:51 No. 974 ID: be860b
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The story breaks the next day and both Manager Assface and HNK Sibenik's new signing are unveiled at the press conference.
The press conference is packed with reporters many of them not of the sports nature.

Suggestion 2009/06/19(Fri)13:54 No. 975 ID: be860b
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Marko is unveiled first, he talks about his experience of playing football in his youth and is looking forward to this new chapter of his life. He then expounds on his love of kayaking and Swedish pop sensations ABBA.

Suggestion 2009/06/19(Fri)14:07 No. 976 ID: be860b
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A myriad of reporters attack Assface with a series of questions regarding the signing. Insinuating that it is but a shameless ploy to sell tickets and asking whether the real football players would be distracted or even angry with the signing of Marko Desa.

Assface calmly replies... "It has been too long since professional sports has truly been true to its roots. Its time to show the community that football is the people's game and that HNK Sibenik is the people's club!"

This seems to appease many of the reporters but Assface finds it difficult to justify Desa's wages.

>>976
Decline to say anything about Desa's wages. Better to stay silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove any doubt.

>>10478
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