Fuyunii 2018/02/09(Fri)00:11 No. 866054 ID: c914a9
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>>865726
>Rocks from a park? I never would've though you would have interest in geology. For now they should only look pretty on a shelf, but latter we can try see if there is something magical to do with them or identify what they are with the help of the computer or a magazine.
Yes, from a park! It’s not too far from his apartment and a very inviting place!
Kip hasn’t a wild interest in geology, but he certainly loves colors! That’s why he decided to take the rocks with him. And he nods, giving that a try doesn’t sound bad at all, floating colorful rocks around sounds really fun to Kip!

>Speaking of which, let's take a look on what kind of covers compelled you to buy so many. I used to love to spend the day reading articles. Nothing like factoids and gossips written in a way to call attention to the exciting bits to get the imagination flowing. Also cool pictures.
A big part of them are about rabbits. The biggest part, really. Nearly all of them.
Kip doesn’t wanna leave his WARM PLUSHIE SNUGGLE PILE, so he uses his magic to bring the magazines closer to him and organize them nicely. He does you a favor and takes out all the rabbit-related magazines, which are more than a half of the amount of magazines he has, and he places the ones with interesting covers onto the table.

1) Fashion...? Kip isn’t sure what it’s about, he bought it only because it also has a bunny in the corner, but he supposes it’d be good to learn about culture.
2) Interesting Science Facts, with a lot of shock imagery. Kip finds the earthling view on science pretty interesting, even though he isn’t found of shock imagery.
3) Culture and some local news, with a very soothing look.

Fuyunii 2018/02/09(Fri)00:11 No. 866055 ID: c914a9
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>>865753
>Inspect map.
Kip inspects the MAP. It’s... hand-drawn, and was drawn by Kip a few hours ago, based on a real map from a magazine. He did his best and that’s what matters.
The map shows all the places Kip has spotted around the block where he could interact with earthlings peacefully.

Kip has yet to figure out what the Cafe is for.

Fuyunii 2018/02/09(Fri)00:13 No. 866058 ID: c914a9
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>>865761
>New missions are as follows:
>Acquire more bunny plushies.
>Acquire large bunny beanbag seat.
>Acquire bunny themed laptop bag.

YES. PERFECT. NEW MISSIONS UNLOCKED!

>I love seeing you drawings of Kip.
Thank you very much! <3

Fuyunii 2018/02/09(Fri)00:14 No. 866059 ID: c914a9
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>>865817
>Make a BUNNY FORT with all the furniture in your apartment.

KIP BUILDS THE BUNNY FORT

+SAFETY
+COZINESS
+BUNNIES

WHERE TO GO NOW?

- STORE
+ BUNNY PLUSHIES + BUNNY BEANBAG SEAT + BUNNY LAPTOP BAG

- PARK
+ BUNNIES + SOCIAL INTERACTION + COLORFUL ROCKS

Let's go for a walk in the park first, nobody likes walking around with shopping bags.

Get a hold of yourself!!! We need to look at that laptop in order to learn how to fly! Or you know, break into a secret base to find more plushies or something. Long term objectives here...

The information and instructions inside fashion magazines are essentially garbage.There is no benefit to follow any recommendation, you probable won't find anyone organizing their lives according to it and if you try to judge people by those magazines standards he will be forming a useless valuer hierarchy that doesn't correspond to the anyone else values. I'm not sure how Kip can find out on his own.

The local news and culture will be very useful. Not only it can give an idea of recent events, it also inform how people act and what kind of subjects are considered important enough to talk about. Pay a lot of attention to what is written and the implications of what is written.

Science factoids are interesting, occasionally can even be useful, but those aren't essential for an society adjusted life. If you find the imagery too unpleasant feel free to ignore it, but if you can get pass it give it a chance. Who knows, maybe you will even learn something that your superior culture haven't figured out for some reason.


It will be much easier to learn about this world if you get someone to explain what things are. You could try to make a friend at the park or the cafe.

>>866055
>Kip has yet to figure out what the Cafe is for.
Food and drinks, that’s what it’s for.

Fuyunii 2018/02/16(Fri)18:26 No. 868053 ID: c914a9
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>>866116
>Get a hold of yourself!!! We need to look at that laptop in order to learn how to fly! Or you know, break into a secret base to find more plushies or something. Long term objectives here...
Kip isn’t sure why, but breaking into a secret base sounds very important to him!
Sadly, poor sweet Kip isn’t in the MOOD to use the laptop at the moment. Also pfft, don’t pull his leg like that, Kip KNOWS that cats can’t fly, only pigs can!

>>866147
>Food and drinks, that’s what it’s for.
Interesting! The Cafe sounds a lot cozier now that he knows that!

>>866146
>The information and instructions inside fashion magazines are essentially garbage.There is no benefit to follow any recommendation, you probable won't find anyone organizing their lives according to it and if you try to judge people by those magazines standards he will be forming a useless valuer hierarchy that doesn't correspond to the anyone else values. I'm not sure how Kip can find out on his own.
>The local news and culture will be very useful. Not only it can give an idea of recent events, it also inform how people act and what kind of subjects are considered important enough to talk about. Pay a lot of attention to what is written and the implications of what is written.
>Science factoids are interesting, occasionally can even be useful, but those aren't essential for an society adjusted life. If you find the imagery too unpleasant feel free to ignore it, but if you can get pass it give it a chance. Who knows, maybe you will even learn something that your superior culture haven't figured out for some reason.
>It will be much easier to learn about this world if you get someone to explain what things are. You could try to make a friend at the park or the cafe.
Kip nods and takes notes on all of that. He agrees that meeting an earthling that will guide him would be far more useful!

Kip spends several minutes thinking about bunnies before proceeding with the plan.

Fuyunii 2018/02/16(Fri)18:26 No. 868054 ID: c914a9
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>>866112
>Let's go for a walk in the park first, nobody likes walking around with shopping bags.
Kip’s now at the PARK. There are earthlings walking everywhere, really clogging up the place. It makes Kip slightly uncomfortable.

Kip wants to talk to some earthlings here!

Characters with GREEN ARROWS are TALKABLE. The RED ARROWS show where else Kip can go once he’s done.

Each character will help in a different way and can be befriended!

This panel also showcases the fact that ALL the characters DO HAVE TAILS, as much as they’re NEVER drawn in regular panels.

Talk to the one sitting on the bench.

You want someone who doesn't seem to have anything special to do and wouldn't mind spending time guiding a foreigner.
Book dude seem to be going somewhere.
Children are a nightmare and mothers are even worst.
The two figures walking together could be work, but it's possible they wouldn't like having their conversation interrupted.
Bench guy is probable the most approachable. Is he bunny? Please contain your excitement.

"Hello! Do you mind sharing this bench?"

If you you think you can keep yourself under control talk to bench bunny, if not talk to fox and skwirrrrel.

>>868131
>skwirrrrel
Is that a word? It is now!

I just noticed the bench guy look smaller than the others. Is he a kid? If so go talk with the fox and the skwirrrrel instead.

Fuyunii 2018/02/17(Sat)03:27 No. 868162 ID: c914a9
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>>868063
>Talk to the one sitting on the bench.

ITS A BUNNY

ITSABUNNYITSABUNNYITSABUNNYITSABUNNYITSABUNNY

A BUNNY IN THE FLESH !!!!!!!!!

THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN HIS PICTURES !!!

>>868131
>If you you think you can keep yourself under control talk to bench bunny, if not talk to fox and skwirrrrel.
Yup, sure! Kip is sure he can control himself just fine.
He can! For real, YES. Juuuuuust fine. You’ll see, this will all go well.
Kip doesn’t feel like talking to the SKWIRRRREL.

>>868140
>I just noticed the bench guy look smaller than the others. Is he a kid? If so go talk with the fox and the skwirrrrel instead.
The rabbit isn’t a kid. He’s, in fact, fairly TALLER than Kip. Doodle panels do not show reliable size comparisons. Kip is most likely shorter than most people.

>>868077
>You want someone who doesn't seem to have anything special to do and wouldn't mind spending time guiding a foreigner. Book dude seem to be going somewhere. Children are a nightmare and mothers are even worst. The two figures walking together could be work, but it's possible they wouldn't like having their conversation interrupted. Bench guy is probable the most approachable.
You’re right, BUNNY is by far the best option. Always.
>Is he bunny? Please contain your excitement.
Kip nods and assures you he can contain his excitement juuuuust fine. Yes.

Hi! Do you, uhm, mind sharing the bench?

... Sure, suit yourself.

Woo! Thank you very much!

It’s a public bench.

Fuyunii 2018/02/17(Sat)03:28 No. 868163 ID: c914a9
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Kip stares fixedly at the rabbit’s fluffy face.

>>868077
>Please contain your excitement.
KIP IS TRYING

So... How you doing?

... Good.

It’s a nice day today, isn’t it? The sky is blue!

...Yeah...

I like your headwear! Very stylish colors!

... Thanks, I guess?...

... Can I touch your ears?

... Touch what?

Your bunny ears! Can I touch them?

T-That’s... kinda weird.

S-Sorry! It’s just that they look so long and... touchable!

... I’d prefer if you didn’t.

Eep, alright, no touching then!

Yeeah. good.

Ee-aham! No touchies! Good!

... Yeah...

... Sorry for asking, but what’s with the staring?

S-Staring? W-Who’s staring? I’m not!

You’ve been staring at me for the past 10 minutes. FIXEDLY. And not just to my ears.

W-Whoops! Sorry about that!

... It’s alright, I guess. Don’t worry about it.

Thank you. Yeah. Good!

... Yeah. Good. No problem.

Good! ...

This is going far worse than Kip had anticipated.

We... choose poorly.

I was thinking of an introduction. Something along the lines of: "I'm Kip! I'm new to this town. What is your name?" There is still time for some introductions. Not that kind!
Luckily he doesn't seem to mind. If you stop scaring him he might be open to your advances latter.

ask what their opinions are of the recent election

"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?"

Fuyunii 2018/02/18(Sun)00:14 No. 868336 ID: c914a9
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>>868173
>We... choose poorly.
Kip disagrees with that!
He’s sitting next to a fluffy bunny rabbit!!! There could not be a better outcome.
>I was thinking of an introduction. Something along the lines of: "I'm Kip! I'm new to this town. What is your name?" There is still time for some introductions. Not that kind!
>Luckily he doesn't seem to mind. If you stop scaring him he might be open to your advances latter.
Kip will try his best!

So, I think I haven’t introduced myself yet. I’m Kip, and I’m kinda new here! What’s your name, bunny rabbit?

Kenneth. Friends call me Kenny.

Ah, that’s so nice! I really love your name! Hello there, Kenny!

Thanks. Heh.

Yeah! So, do you like it here?

Kind of? It’s not bad.

Good to hear! I like it because it has bunnies like you!

Aw, stop it, you’re being weird again.

Sorry! Uhm, lemme see... Do you know how to use a computer?

... Yeah? Do you not?

No, sadly. I’m having trouble with mine. Can you gimme some help?

Ask the tech support. That’s not my job.

Ah, you have a job? What’s your job, bunny rabbit?

I work at a fast food restaurant. Life sucks.

What? Aww, nu! If you don’t like it, why don’t you quit it, bunny rabbit?

I need money. Y’know, so I won’t starve.

That sounds so terrible. Life can be so unfair at times.

Yeeeah. Talking to someone helps a bit though.

It sure does! Looking at bunny rabbits always cheers me up!

Good, I suppose. Take a good look then!

The rabbit giggles slightly and twitches his ears a little , playfully.

Kip just stares, blushing deeply, having ran out of things to say.

>>868202
>ask what their opinions are of the recent election
This could work, but Kip is a little too afraid to touch on a subject like politics for now considering he barely knows anything about this planet’s politics and knows little to nothing about any of the elections.

>>868212
>"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?"
THIS IS NO TIME FOR EPIC SPACE TALES.

But talking about Space in general could work. This turns out to be unexpectedly a very good idea.

Do you like space?

Yeeeah, space is pretty cool. Astronomy is just really interesting to me.

REEEEEALLY?

Aham, I love it! I wish I could see it up close. Must be so awesome.

GAAAASP

...Are you okay?

Fuyunii 2018/02/18(Sun)00:15 No. 868337 ID: c914a9
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KIP CANNOT TAKE IT

I DON’T HAVE ANY SOCIAL SKILLS BUT I’M AN ALIEN DO YOU WANT TO SEE SPACE?

W-What?!

YOU CAN COME TO MY APARTMENT I HAVE SPACE ROCKS AND I’LL LET YOU LOOK AT MY COLLECTION OF SHINY THINGS FROM MY TRIPS ALSO MAKE SURE TO TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES AT THE DOOR OR JUST TAKE THEM OFF HERE RIGHT NOW I’D BE HAPPY WITH THAT !!!

I-I’m confused, what do you-

I’M AN ALIEN CAT!!! CAN WE HUG NOW?

Kip smiles brightly moving closer to Kenny as the rabbit just stares at him.

So... Did you just committed treason? "Orders? What orders? Get in my pants!"
Now that you crossed the line might as well just keep going. Maybe at some point you will be able to ask him for secrecy since your job is on the line.
"Come see shiny thing and do lewd things!" I'll be honesty, I have no idea how this kind of relation work. You seem to be doing fine, kind of, so keep doing your thing for whatever I recommend will probable be worst.

And that's when Kip learned he had poor self control.
Just fall forward off the bench and then trow up, he'll thing you're sick or on drugs and go get some help and then you can flee back to your apartment in shame.
Or just apologize for being overly exited and really wanting to make new friends and having your mouth run off in weird nonsense directions and to forget what you just said and start over.

What have you done, Kip? You’ve compromised your presence on the planet. The higher-ups will not be happy. Come on, do a save on the conversation. This mustn’t leak and go out of control.

Yo're really bad at keeping your secret huh?
"You see ... uhhh ... I'm an astronaut from... Germany! So... I guess you could say I'm a space "alien"?!
Wanna see space rocks and make out and stuff?"

Kip, are you aware of the popular Earthling euphemism 'spilling your spaghetti'?

BECAUSE YOUR'S IS ALL OVER THE FLOOR NOW.

Fuyunii 2018/03/16(Fri)09:23 No. 874004 ID: c914a9
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"I’M KIPLAIR NEBULAE AND I’M ONE OF THE QUEEN’S ROYAL MINDMAGES AND I COULD GET A SPACESHIP FOR US AND WE COULD TRAVEL THROUGH ALL OF SPACE SO YOU CAN EXPLORE WITH ME AND WE COULD GO TO ALL THE PLANETS YOU’VE EVER WANTED TO SEE AND EVEN LAND IN THE SOLID ONES FOR INSPECTION AND I COULD GET YOU THE PRETTIEST ROCKS AND ALSO YOUR OWN DWARF STAR MAYBE AND I COULD CONVINCE THE QUEEN TO LET YOU NAME IT ANYTHING YOU WANT IT COULD BE THE KENNETH I THE SHINIEST OF STARTS IN ALL OF THE GALAXY AND WE COULD ALSO HAVE CUDDLES IN OUTERSPACE IF YOU’RE INTO THAT BECAUSE I AM SPECIALLY IF IT INVOLVES BAREPAWED RABBITS WITH SUCH ADORABLE FACES AND I COULD ALSO GET YOU PRIVILLEGES IN MY PLANET AND"

Fuyunii 2018/03/16(Fri)09:24 No. 874005 ID: c914a9
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... Y-You’re... kinda freaky.

TREASON Fuyunii 2018/03/16(Fri)09:26 No. 874006 ID: c914a9
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KIP HAS A GUILT-INDUCED BREAKDOWN

https://streamable.com/s/oik6j/jyozjs

Fuyunii 2018/03/16(Fri)09:26 No. 874007 ID: c914a9
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Dude...? Are you alright? What even just happened?

I’M A GERMAN ASTRONAUT

Dude? Are you okay? Get up! You looked like you had a panic attack or something!

Kip? Are you alright? You’re worrying me now. Hello? Dude, people are starting to look at us with ugly faces. They must be thinking I drugged you or did something in those lines. Get up already, please!

This enterprise crashed and burned in an instant.

Kip, get a hold of yourself. Kenny is right, you completely lost it. You just streamed promises that are absurd even for your standards. Calm down, breath, try your best to talk to the bunny the way you would talk to anyone else and apologize for your outburst. Don't even try to explain your claims, just tell him you have an obsession with bunnies and let him dismiss your claims as whatever he decide makes more sense.

You didn't thought you could just grab the first bunny you meet and drag him to a seclude place for a long session of intense debauchery? I mean, you could, but you probable want the bunny to do it voluntarily.
Firstly learn how to sell your propose, than get ready to try until you find someone who is interested in buying. Kenny haven't really rejected your advances as a possibility, so I'm not saying to give up, but don't get too upset if he's not interested.
People have different preferences, so if you keep trying one day you will find a bunny interested in you. Beside, you can't force people to like what they don't like. ...well, YOU can but shouldn't.

In the future just make sure to not jeopardize your job just to impress someone.

Fuyunii 2018/03/16(Fri)12:26 No. 874031 ID: c914a9
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>>874009
>Kip, get a hold of yourself. Kenny is right, you completely lost it. You just streamed promises that are absurd even for your standards. Calm down, breath, try your best to talk to the bunny the way you would talk to anyone else and apologize for your outburst. Don't even try to explain your claims, just tell him you have an obsession with bunnies and let him dismiss your claims as whatever he decide makes more sense.
>You didn't thought you could just grab the first bunny you meet and drag him to a seclude place for a long session of intense debauchery? I mean, you could, but you probable want the bunny to do it voluntarily.
>Firstly learn how to sell your propose, than get ready to try until you find someone who is interested in buying. Kenny haven't really rejected your advances as a possibility, so I'm not saying to give up, but don't get too upset if he's not interested.

Kip nods his head slowly and slightly, agreeing to your words now that he’s able to think more clearly.

You’re right, he shouldn’t have tried to control himself a bit more. But... Rabbits are so pure. It’s hard for Kip to stop with his very unrealistic fantasies.

>People have different preferences, so if you keep trying one day you will find a bunny interested in you. Beside, you can't force people to like what they don't like. ...well, YOU can but shouldn't.
Yes, you’re right. People do have different preferences. And Kip would never try to change that.
And while the idea of using a mind spell to get the rabbit interested in him would be the first thing a regular mean-spirited mindmage would do in Kip’s planet, Kip is highly against such spells.

>In the future just make sure to not jeopardize your job just to impress someone.
Yes, but... Kip just... Couldn’t control himself. This is so shameful. But none of it matters now. Kip’s honor has been harmed. His ego too. Everything in him hurts so bad. THIS COULDN’T HAVE BEEN WORSE.

KIP HAS NEVER FAILED THE QUEEN BEFORE. HE’S ALWAYS BEEN THE MOST LOYAL MINDMAGE. HE’S GOT 5 GOOD BOY STARS!!!

HOW CAN AN EARTHLING INDUCE SUCH OUTRAGEOUS FEELINGS INTO THE HEART OF A MINDMAGE LIKE KIP??? A MAGE WHO CONTROLS THE MIND, WHO DESTROYS THE MIND?

KIP HAS UNDERESTIMATED HIS POWER. RABBITS ARE DANGEROUS.

Kip could never have anticipated that under such a fluffy and sweet shell lies an even more intense challenge than the ones he’s faced in combat training. This is nerve-wrecking. All of these feelings... HE CAN’T BRING HIMSELF TO GET UP AGAIN. THIS IS TORTURE. There’s no more mission. All there’s left for him is absolute shame and dishonor. He’ll never get up.

Fuyunii 2018/03/16(Fri)12:27 No. 874032 ID: c914a9
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Pshht! Lookie, bare paws!

How about now, Kips? Is this a better motivation for you? Like.. I’m desperate. Someone is probs calling the police right now. Like... please, dude.

Fuyunii 2018/03/16(Fri)12:27 No. 874033 ID: c914a9
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See? My shoes are off! Like you wanted! Does that make up for, uh, whatever even happened?

And I can let you look for more a while if you at least get up! So can you? Pretty please? The bunny rabbit is asking!

Eh... I think I can take you home if you’re really that bad.

I mean, I don’t really have a car, but I could still accompany you until there if that’s something.

>>874031
Look, you screwed up, but you sounded so ridiculous and nonsensical in your admission that noone took it seriously, so you haven't technically failed the queen... yet. So don't fall in despair, at least not in a public place.

You should really try to listen to the guy and not make a bigger scene; stand up and don't get more attention. Refusing his offer to follow you should be a fitting self punishment for your outburst. But you can ASK for his phone number because you are also passionate about space, so you can talk to eachother about your hobbies. And talking to him by phone should make it easier to control yourself and train your discipline. Just try to not sound creepy again when you ask.

Did you heard that? The bunny want to go with you. Wasn't that what you wanted? Cheers and apologize for the scene.

>>874033
hug Bunny and cry.

go with the bunny
snuggle it later
after you get permission though

Fuyunii 2018/03/19(Mon)00:11 No. 874460 ID: c914a9
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>>874279
>go with the bunny
>snuggle it later
>after you get permission though
Kip adds this to his To Do List and marks it as EXTREMELY IMPORTANT!!!

>>874148
>hug Bunny and cry.
NO TIME FOR CRYING
KIP HAS NO REASON TO CRY ANYMORE NOW

>>874117
>Did you heard that? The bunny want to go with you. Wasn't that what you wanted? Cheers and apologize for the scene.
YES! SO MUCH YES! THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT KIP WANTED! PAWS! TWO FLUFFY BUNNY PAWS! THIS IS THE PERFECT OUTCOME

Yay! I’m glad you’re alright!

So, get up, let’s get outta here already.

>>874107
>Look, you screwed up, but you sounded so ridiculous and nonsensical in your admission that noone took it seriously, so you haven't technically failed the queen... yet. So don't fall in despair, at least not in a public place.
You’re right! That makes Kip feel a little better. He promises he’ll be careful now on!
>You should really try to listen to the guy and not make a bigger scene; stand up and don't get more attention. Refusing his offer to follow you should be a fitting self punishment for your outburst. But you can ASK for his phone number because you are also passionate about space, so you can talk to eachother about your hobbies. And talking to him by phone should make it easier to control yourself and train your discipline. Just try to not sound creepy again when you ask.
Kip will remember your advice on how to proceed with future conversations and intereactions with the rabbit, but right now he just... He’s sorry, but... He just can’t waste the chance of... cuddling... sweet bunny paws... You have to understand... Please... THEY’RE TOO PRECIOUS

YES. YES. SO MUCH YES. KIP NEEDS IT.

KIP CANNOT CONTROL THIS URGE, HE NEEDS THE RABBIT PAWS TO SURVIVE

Fuyunii 2018/03/19(Mon)00:11 No. 874461 ID: c914a9
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H-Hey, Kip, that tickles! Cut it out!

I-I’m sorry if they smell! You know... I wore shoes all day.

Kip, c’mon, cut it now! E-Everyone is looking!

Ah, Kip, c’mon! Wait.. W-Why is that collar thing of yours... glowing?

Fuyunii 2018/03/19(Mon)00:12 No. 874462 ID: c914a9
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Alright, that’s... Kind of...

Dude... Your eyes... Almost look like they are...

You’re so weird, Kips.

I think I’ll just... keep my hundreds of questions to ask when we’re alone. Everyone keeps staring. Let’s go already.

Fuyunii 2018/03/19(Mon)00:12 No. 874463 ID: c914a9
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15 MINUTES LATER

Kip is at his apartment with Kenny. Time to choose what to do. Kip can either ask him for HELP with SETTING UP HIS COMPUTER, ask him to tell him about this city and INTERROGATE him in a way, or just ask him for RABBIT CUDDLES, or something else of choice. This is an important decision, so choose wisely.

Okay maybe don't lead with the rabbit cuddles. Maybe start with the computer?

...How are you paying for that apartment anyway?

Your bunny snuggle pile is lacking real bunnies.

this is the time to INTERROGATE the bunbun.

and by INTERROGATE, I mean ask him questions like what's his favorite color, does he like other males, his favorite food, and places to hang out.

these questions are of the UPMOST IMPORTANCE.

Kip you are acting like one creepy motherfucker right now, CALM. THE FUCK. DOWN.
Maybe inform him that we didn't go out and find then bring him here for anything sexual.
Definitely apologize for your behavior and offer him something to eat or drink while explaining your love and fascination of rabbits.
Perhaps calmly tell him that you are in fact an alien and that just by telling him you could get executed and if he tries to tell anyone your people will do far worse things to him.Then offer to sucks dick/get footjob

>>874504
^ nvm what i said, this guy is smarter

>>874463
Look, you are very excited and all, but have a little empathy, the bunny is very weirded by your behavior and these posters do not make a good first impression.

Give him a seat and offer a (non-alcoholic) drink, then talk about space (if he doesn't mention your confession, assume he did not took it seriously), then as he relaxes, interrogates him about the city/world/whatever.

If all goes well you can ask for cuddling/his phone number. Do not ask about fixing your computer, he wasn't interested last time you did.

how he doesnt think youre a drug addict is beyond me he also probably finds you creepy af