Will look forward to

moped 2018/02/05(Mon)18:21 No. 864863 ID: 1749bc
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moped 2018/02/05(Mon)18:22 No. 864864 ID: 1749bc
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Uuuuurrgghh.

Holy shit, you need a second bed for your ears!

>>864864
Time to face a brand new day! Who are you and what do you do?

moped 2018/02/05(Mon)18:28 No. 864867 ID: 1749bc
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Good morning, planet!

Wow I really don't want to exist right now.

What's the first order of the day? I'd love to sleep in some more but I should probably do something productive for once.

Coffee? Coffee's always good if you're groggy.

breakfast
shower
brush teefs

moped 2018/02/05(Mon)18:39 No. 864872 ID: 1749bc
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>>864866
My name's Melly! I don't really do too much asides from loaf about my apartment and relive embarrassing memories from high school.

>>864865
Oh, don't I know that. It's been a while since I had a wide enough bed for my ears.

Breakfast is a good start. Then a shower, can't face the day while smelly.

>>864867
Clean ears? Gotta stay fluffy man.

>>864867
Taking a shower's always a nice way to start the day.

We all hate it, but ear and tail grooming is important, get those things brushed and fluffed!

And double check your glasses. You wouldn't want to step on them...

>>864872
Melly you blind fool
Where are your glasses

>>864872
What are your thoughts on stuff going on in the city right now? Anything big happening?

Out of curiosity, what type of Jerboa are you?

moped 2018/02/05(Mon)19:01 No. 864886 ID: 1749bc
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>>864877
Ooh. Thanks for reminding me.

>>864886
Don't forget breakfast either, it's the most important meal of the day.

moped 2018/02/05(Mon)19:07 No. 864888 ID: 1749bc
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>>864868
FANTASTIC IDEA.
>>864870
>>864875
Alright. Coffee, then bath. Then breakfast. Here we go.

>>864888
How do you prepare your coffee?
If you take it with cream and/or sugar, I hope you burn your tongue.

moped 2018/02/05(Mon)19:21 No. 864892 ID: 1749bc
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>>864883
Mm. A Long-eared jerboa is me.

>>864890
If I were a mammal who cared in the morining, I'd take it black with the essence of some hazelnut flavored in there, you know, all kinds of fun junk soaked in. I just kinda drink it though.

Do you have work to look forward to this fine day?

>>864892
don't forget to take care of your morning girlwood

Is that a moka pot? Fancy coffee.

Ready for a morning jog? Those legs will feel cramped without some exercise.

You could use some exercise, and your tail will catch you if you don't catch it first!

moped 2018/02/05(Mon)19:37 No. 864898 ID: 1749bc
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>>864881
I won't lie, I'm not the most caught up on recent events. It's pretty quiet around here though; I don't think anything particularly crazy has happened ever since that lion mayor took charge a bit ago.

moped 2018/02/05(Mon)19:38 No. 864899 ID: 1749bc
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hhhhmmph

>>864898
>lion mayor
whart?
who?
you'll have to forgive me for not being in the know; i'm not even sure if we even existed in your universe 30 seconds ago

Oh yeah, how concerned are you about getting voices in your head?

moped 2018/02/05(Mon)19:45 No. 864904 ID: 1749bc
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Oh, dear.

>>864904
IT WAS POISON!
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNN!

>>864904
So how do you feel about having kids?

Do you live in Zootopia?

>>864903
>>864904
Yeah, schizophrenia might put a wrench in the plans you had for today.

moped 2018/02/05(Mon)19:59 No. 864910 ID: 1749bc
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Sorry about my attitude so far! Mornings suck.
I think I'm good now.

>>864902
Mayor Lionheart, somehow the city came together and voted in a pred mayor. The city is something like 90% prey animals or something so it was pretty surprising.

>>864903
I talk to myself pretty regularly, that developing into actual voices popping up was inevitable enough I guess!

Publish a killer expose on the truth about shock collars. The public must know they're being lied to!

>>864910
Hey, what do you enjoy eating? Mostly veggie stuff or do you sometimes hit up some bugs?

moped 2018/02/05(Mon)20:11 No. 864916 ID: 1749bc
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>>864908
I do! Technically I live up in Little Rodentia, which some would like to consider a different city altogether. It's been my home for a few years now.

>>864911
Shock collars? Now there's an idea. Makes for good fiction books, but no, we haven't had anything of that sort except in the wildest dreams of the most paranoid mammals.

Oh, that's a relief I guess. Do you ever venture out into the larger Zootopia districts, or do they come to you?

So, what do you typically do during the day? You have a job?

Uhg, tame collars, such a horrible idea.
Not sure if we accidentally skip this, but what do you do for a living? If we didn't, then, what are your hobbies?

moped 2018/02/05(Mon)20:34 No. 864924 ID: 1749bc
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>>864918
I've never really ventured out of Little Rodentia, ever since I got here I've been pretty happy with just staying in the little big city. It's scary out there!

>>864912
I'm very much an insects girl. Suuuper tasty. I eat some lettuce here and there to round out the bug diet.

Time to take that bath, I think!

moped 2018/02/05(Mon)20:35 No. 864925 ID: 1749bc
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hop

>>864925
I officially love this.

>>864924
Where did you live before Zootopia?
Do you have any family in the city?

That's one small step for mousekind, and one giant leap for a mouse!

Remember to wash behind your ears.

Remember to get your drying things ready before getting wet. Wet fur makes most activities annoying.

What is your opinion on monotremes and marsupials?

moped 2018/02/05(Mon)20:59 No. 864936 ID: 1749bc
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dust baths are so niiiiice uuugghhh

>>864927
Ah, it's just me out here. My family is still living outside of the city a ways, in a small rodent town of only a couple million. I grew up a smalltown girl, but once I visited this city I knew I needed to move here. It's just so pretty.

>>864930 Will do~

Hopefully you're not truly alone, surely you have some good friends in Little Rodentia?

moped 2018/02/05(Mon)21:10 No. 864941 ID: 1749bc
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>>864921
>>864923

moped 2018/02/05(Mon)21:10 No. 864942 ID: 1749bc
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...What time is it?

You're late for work again aren't you?

moped 2018/02/05(Mon)21:12 No. 864946 ID: 1749bc
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Ohh dear,

>>864942
About 1am, is that early or late for you?

Do you know something about reptilians?

>>864946
Need to leave for work stat?
You better hop to it.

moped 2018/02/05(Mon)21:21 No. 864954 ID: 1749bc
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>>864944
Yyyyyyyes.
About an hour late to my first day on the job.

>>864950
Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

You better get dressed and go!
Don't forget to shake the dust out of your fur first though.

>>864946
Glasses, Mel!

If you're already an hour late it's not worth trying to rush over. Make sure you get dressed nicely and have everything before leaving.
Also it probably wouldn't hurt to give them a call to let them know you're on your way?

>>864954
Perhaps you should call and let them know you will be late, perhaps with a massive novelty phone?

No time for clothes, you're covered in fur anyway! Just hop along the rooftops, there's no traffic and nobody to see you up there!

>>864946
To the public transit!

Remember the 4 C's: Cell (or Smart) Phone, Credit Card Case (wallet), Clothes, Comp (smartphone or laptop with all your data). Once you have all four in some way, grab your keys (that does not start with a C, I know) and lock the door behind you, keys go on the key chain attached to your wallet, get in the car or cab (be sure to call a taxi service in advance).

moped 2018/02/05(Mon)22:02 No. 864989 ID: 1749bc
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...What do I say??

>>864989
"Is your refrigerator running?"

>>864989
You're an hour late on your first day, let's be honest here, it's going to sound bad no matter what you say. Don't make excuses, just tell them you're running late and you'll be there ASAP

>>864992
I mean, really, what else are you supposed to say?

Be frank and honest.

The important thing to remember is that you're most likely not going to be fired for your first transgression. You're gonna have to do a lot to build your reputation back up though.
Just be apologetic and don't BS them.

Tell them you're on your way.

Say "I'm sorry".

>>865023
Well, hop to it then.

>>865023
Guess it's time to break some speed limits, hope the popo isn't paying too much attention...

I really hope you live close
GO GO GO

>>865023
Make sure you put on clothes before you hop out the door!

You don’t want to arrive in your underwear!

No time to finish dressing! Just grab your clothes and change when you get there!

Well then, get going.

JUMP THE WINDOW GO GO GO

moped 2018/02/05(Mon)23:36 No. 865064 ID: 1749bc
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>>865026
>>865050
Going!

>>864985
Check!

>>865039
Check!

>>865037
It's maybe eight or nine blocks away!

>>865064
Flap those ear wings hard!

moped 2018/02/05(Mon)23:39 No. 865066 ID: 1749bc
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Okay, I can try to take that bus or maybe book it from here!

>>865066
Do you know your bus schedule and or have your bus pass?

You're fast enough, outrun the bus to the next bus stop!

Grab on to the back of the bus. Holywood style.

>>865074
DON'T do this and instead run little tail as fast as you can and hope that you aren't too sweaty or disheveled when you get to work.

>>865066
Why not hop ON the bus?

moped 2018/02/06(Tue)01:10 No. 865092 ID: 1749bc
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moped 2018/02/06(Tue)01:11 No. 865093 ID: 1749bc
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ok I'M HOPPING TO IT

...UUGH

>>865092
Well?

Hoppity hop!

>>865093
where did your backpack go

moped 2018/02/06(Tue)01:37 No. 865105 ID: 1749bc
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>>865100
W... where did my backpack go?!

>>865105
Best case the strap broke, worst case you're gonna need to kick someone in the face. Better look around, quick

>>865105
Bet a fox took it... damn foxes that are far too massive to be in Little Rodentia but I still think it was them.

Strange, you had it when you went outside...

>>865104
>>865105
You probably need your backpack, jerbro

>>865105
What all was in it?

Quantum displacement
Your backpack will return to you as soon as you stopping paying attention to it's disappearance.

Were the straps properly tied?
You maybe loose them on the way. Well, screw it, say that you got robed or something.

How the heck did you- Quick, just look around where you stopped!

How much do you need this job, and what's in the backpack? Can you afford to go to work and look for the backpack later?

You still there?
You didn't get hit by a truck or something, did you?

moped 2018/02/07(Wed)18:40 No. 865665 ID: 1749bc
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>There is nothing on the sidewalk

moped 2018/02/07(Wed)18:49 No. 865667 ID: 1749bc
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That bag has my giant novelty phone, my wallet, a change of clothes, and my keys!

>>865667
Put them big ol ears to use. Hear anything?

>>865667
Shit, whatever decision you make, you got to make it quick
Go with your gut, job or backpack! Flip a coin and see what you hope for in the air!
And if you need a coin but don't have one, there's probably one in your backpack

Bag or job? How long did it take to get the job? Do you know anyone who could watch you house, maybe get the locks changed? Cam you report you cancel your identification and finance cards without your phone?

And, of course, it is doubtful that you can reach the job in time or recover the bag, so everything is dubious.

Go look in the alley.

Maybe it got caught in your ear.

For get the job, get the bag. You would probably get fired early anyway for being late on your first day.

Yeah I'd say go look for the bag. Seems like it's got a lot of stuff you don't want to have to replace.

moped 2018/02/07(Wed)20:07 No. 865693 ID: 1749bc
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>Melly hears a rushed skittering down the alley as she rounds the corner.

>>865693
There ain't no rodent on earth that can outrun you. Except maybe another jerboa in better shape. Run him down!

>>865693
Alright but what does she see though? Is it someone with her bag?

You have large thighs. Presumably you have strong legs. Get that backpack back!

Check it out.
It's not like anything could go bad, right?

Give the thief a dropkick with those long legs of yours.

Suggestion 2018/02/07(Wed)20:43 No. 865703 ID: dac62d
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Find out whoever it is down there and give them a good 'ol tail whack.

I see them! On the left Melly!

Careful, sneak up and steal it back!

Whatever happens, don't stop! This could be dangerous and the moment you stop is the moment you are trapped... If someone tries to stop you, headbutt them before you have time to think!

>>865716
Honestly whatever is behind that corner, headbutting is probably the best way to make an introduction
If they aren't friendly after you headbutt them you don't even want to be friends with that loser

"You cost me a job, kid. Where's my stuff."

>>865747
This.

And this is why you don't listen to voices in your head! Now hurry up and figure out where your glasses landed.

Poor thief mouse, stole a bag and got got, hope she's not Melody...

>>865746
YOUR GLASSES.

moped 2018/02/07(Wed)23:44 No. 865771 ID: 1749bc
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>There is nothing in Melly's backpack.

moped 2018/02/07(Wed)23:47 No. 865773 ID: 1749bc
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"I'm pretty sure you just cost me my job. Where'd you put my stuff?"

>He points up.

>865771
check the mouse
he didn't have the backpack for more than a minute or two

moped 2018/02/07(Wed)23:47 No. 865775 ID: 1749bc
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>Melly looks up.

>Above her is one of many pipes snaking through Little Rodentia.

>>865775
"WHY?!"

you took your eyes off of him! He's probably running.

>>865775
And now we prepare to hunt the greatest prey of all, other smolls who may have temporarily borrowed your backpack without permission.

cry

Just imagine him with an exoskeleton. Just shiny carapace all over and little feelers where the ears used to be. Then just smile!

>>865775
go in then.