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858041 No. 858041 ID: c914a9

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No. 858042 ID: c914a9
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858042

In the very peak of a sunrise, standing gloriously on top of a rock and wielding a sword known for keeping justice, a brave fox knight watches over a small village which will be the next stop in his never-ending quest for PEACEKEEPING.

You aren’t that fox though.
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No. 858043 ID: c914a9
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858043

You’re this fox. And your name is LESKO.

LESKO needs a proper introduction.
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No. 858044 ID: c914a9
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858044

YOUR NAME IS LESKO FERNANDEZ. You’re the true bomb here and all these idiots don’t even fucking know. Who’s slayed more demonbeasts than any other hunter in the history of this area? Your friend, of course! And who was by his side as he did it? YOU, THE GREAT LESKO. You deserve at least half of the credit. You handed him the sword when he lost it. YOU DID STUFF. You most likely was strong enough to beat the demon alone anyways. Your name should be on every single outdoor right now. LESKO, the great demon slayer. But no. It’s never you. Okay, maybe your friend gets no recognition either, but you deserve it more. All he has done wouldn’t be possible without you. Like, fine, maybe it’s true that you invoked the demon who almost killed him in the first place, BUT YOU GAVE HIM THE FUCKING SWORD IN THE END. CREDIT, you deserve CREDIT.

That’s exactly what you’re after right now.

LESKO is in a quest for CREDIT, RECOGNITION, FAME!

And this village will be his fucking kingdom!
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No. 858045 ID: c914a9
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858045

You’re now in the VILLAGE. There are plenty of places to go and people to talk to. And for Lesko, there are plenty of PLACES TO BREAK IN and future fans of your great self walking around. And pretty girls to get laid with! And cute boys to get laid with too, because in the end, no one can resist Lesko’s manly fox charm. Where should he go?
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No. 858046 ID: 33cbe7

To the stalls! Find out if this town's got a fence.
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No. 858048 ID: 91ee5f

>>858045
>no one can resist Lesko’s manly fox charm.
You're friend seems to be doing a good job of resisting.

>Where should he go?
Somewhere with food.
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No. 858049 ID: 13fded

First you should familiarize with the layout of the city and hear some rumors. You will want to know where you are going and move faster than any pursuer.
Find a suspicious looking tavern and try to start a conversation with the locals. Participating in a cards game can be a good reason to ask questions about the town and it's people.
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No. 858066 ID: c914a9
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>>858046
Sounds cool. Nah, not really. Maybe later.

>>858048
>no one can resist Lesko’s manly fox charm.
>You're friend seems to be doing a good job of resisting.
BLASPHEMY. How dare you say such a thing? Yes, while your friend Aiko may be immune to your powerful manly fox charm, MOST OTHER PEOPLE aren’t.

>Where should he go?
>Somewhere with food.

NOW we’re talking. You read his mind. Lesko is really damn hungry.

>>858049
>First you should familiarize with the layout of the city and hear some rumors. You will want to know where you are going and move faster than any pursuer.
>Find a suspicious looking tavern and try to start a conversation with the locals. Participating in a cards game can be a good reason to ask questions about the town and it's people.
PFFT. Man, you think too much.
Don’t worry, THE GREAT LESKO fears no pursuers. It’s not easy to surprise a sly, clever, handsome fox like him. He ensures you he’ll be just fineee.
Lesko certainly would love to partake in some card games and take money from these suckers though, so he decides to seek for that tavern.
There’s a bar right next to him. But it doesn’t look suspicious. It’s just a bar, with the regular bar vibe, filled with drunk fools and cunning bimbos trying to outsmart each other every minute. Certainly a mess. You’re used to it though.


Aiko tells you he’ll go find a blacksmith and see if they can fix his shield, which got severely damaged in the last fight. You nod and wave at him as he walks off. Great, you’re FINALLY alone now, like you wanted to be from the start.
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No. 858067 ID: c914a9
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Lesko finally finds the perfect tavern. He KICKS THE DOOR OPEN and groans viciously as he does so. Everyone in the place stares at him awkwardly. He feels pretty awesome for doing that regardless.
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No. 858068 ID: c914a9
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You sit on the first table you find without asking first. One guy on the table gives you a dirty look, but you don’t even bother returning it. Instead, you lean forward and sweep the cards from his hands, without even making eye contact. The few other people who were on the table walk away.
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No. 858070 ID: 13fded

Making friends already? Slow down. You just got in and is about to be kicked out.
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No. 858071 ID: c914a9
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>>858070
>Making friends already? Slow down. You just got in and is about to be kicked out.
KICKED OUT? PFFT, naw, they would never. If they knew who Lesko is, they'd be begging him to stay there for a little longer. It's gonna be alright.

Lesko can't say he's really friends with that other dog though.

The dog gives Lesko a very angry stare and asks where he came from and what he’s doing here. Lesko can easily tell he’s one of those dogs who only barn and barely ever bite. This should be interesting. What should Lesko do?
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No. 858072 ID: 33cbe7

Lesko should spin him a tale, all true, of the heroic journey that led to this town, where he will become a legend.
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No. 858074 ID: 6cc25a

Tell him that those that got the privilege to talk to you, just like him right now, call you Lesko. And if he's too afraid to play a game with you, then he should buy you a drink.
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No. 858078 ID: c914a9
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>>858072
>Lesko should spin him a tale, all true, of the heroic journey that led to this town, where he will become a legend.
That sounds cool. Lesko could do that! But he doesn't have the patience to do it now. He'll still give a short introduction regarding his brave and heroic deeds.

>>858074
>Tell him that those that got the privilege to talk to you, just like him right now, call you Lesko. And if he's too afraid to play a game with you, then he should buy you a drink.
Hell yeah, he's gonna do that! Lesko decides he'll tweak it a little bit though. Just for emphasis.

Lesko cackles and stares at the dog defiantly.

“I’M MOTHERFUCKIN’ LESKO FERNADEZ. The brave knight, relentless hunter and merciless kick-ass demonslayer. Me and my friend cut off the head of a big CERBERUS by ourselves. His sword draws the blood of the damned and spills it like fucking strawberry juice, AND I CAN DO THE SAME TOO. You wanted to know why I’m here, right? Well, puppy, I’m here because I FUCKING WANT TO BE HERE, and if you don’t like that, FEEL FREE TO GET THE FUCK OUT. Oh, and if too you’re afraid to play this game with me, then go buy me a fucking drink, will ya?”

The dog remains silent.

You can see him trying to grab something out of his pocket.
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No. 858080 ID: 6cc25a

Btw, how good are you in melee combat? Have you ever beat a person your size one-on-one? I mean, I'm sure that if you had an opportunity you would've defeated anything thrown your way, and I'm sure that whenever you got beaten in was just bad luck, I'm just wondering about your past triumphs.

Hmm, what could he be trying to take out of his pocket. Maybe he's so impressed by your words that he wants to give you a gift?
Tell him that he's pretty good looking, almost as good as yourself, so if he's got something for you, you'll gladly accept it.
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No. 858082 ID: 33cbe7

A real charmer.
Well? He's just fishing change from his pocket. What of it?
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No. 858099 ID: c914a9
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>>858080
>Btw, how good are you in melee combat? Have you ever beat a person your size one-on-one? I mean, I'm sure that if you had an opportunity you would've defeated anything thrown your way, and I'm sure that whenever you got beaten in was just bad luck, I'm just wondering about your past triumphs.
PFFT! All, c'mon, OF COURSE he has. For real, he CAN take on someone much bigger than him a lot easier than any of you might think. Yeah. He's sure of it.
>Hmm, what could he be trying to take out of his pocket. Maybe he's so impressed by your words that he wants to give you a gift?
>Tell him that he's pretty good looking, almost as good as yourself, so if he's got something for you, you'll gladly accept it.
I’M SORRY, man, but Lesko has been in this situation PLENTY of times to know that whatever that dog is getting out of his pocket is NOT a fucking gift. That guy thinks he can outsmart the GREAT LESKO? He’s COMPLETELY WRONG.

You’ll teach that bitch a lesson he’ll never-
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No. 858100 ID: c914a9
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>>858082
>Well? He's just fishing change from his pocket. What of it?
... Oh wait.

It WAS just change.
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No. 858101 ID: c914a9
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858101

Damn.

Some growling angry looking dogs start cornering you.

You don’t like that.
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No. 858105 ID: 4cf31e

... just a prank bro
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No. 858113 ID: c31aac

>>858101
"Usually this ends with people pulling a knife on us, made a bad assumption there. I'll patch him up and pay for a round of drinks, sorry."
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No. 858135 ID: 33cbe7

How unfortunate! Looks like you'll be moving on to another town already. Take the money and run.
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No. 858142 ID: 6cc25a

This would've turned out a lot better if you weren't so aggressive. Even if this is how things usually turn out, you can't go around breaking people's teeth based on assumptions. Admit it, you were wrong.

Tell them that it's fine and that you were leaving anyway.
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No. 858155 ID: e1c8f7

They didn't didn't deserve your coin anyways! The dog might have cool though. Tell him you'll raincheck that drink and pay him back for that bloody nose.
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No. 877049 ID: c914a9
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877049

>>858113
>"Usually this ends with people pulling a knife on us, made a bad assumption there. I'll patch him up and pay for a round of drinks, sorry."
WHAT?

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?

PATCH HIM UP MY ASS

HAVE YOU GUYS REALLY JUST FORGOTTEN WHAT I’VE JUST FUCKING SAID?

I’M THE GREAT FUCKING LESKO.

EAT A FUCKING DICK

LITERALLY CHOKE TO DEATH AFTER EATING A BAG FULLA HUNDRED FUCKING DICKS
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No. 877050 ID: c914a9
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877050

This didn’t really go quite as planned.

>>858142
>This would've turned out a lot better if you weren't so aggressive. Even if this is how things usually turn out, you can't go around breaking people's teeth based on assumptions. Admit it, you were wrong.
YEAH, maaaybe you have a point.
Lesko doesn’t regret it all that much though.

Alright, fuck waiting.

Lesko needs to find a way to become stronger and more famous and also richer WITHOUT losing his manly fox charm in the process and PRETTY FUCKING QUICK.
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No. 877057 ID: a48264

Find a strip club and put on a show with your manly fox charm! That's surely the quickest way to increase your fame.

Or if you decide you're not that impatient, perhaps ask around if anyone needs the services of a mighty hero. Slaying weeds and taming cows is a more effective way of getting people to like you than smashing their faces in. You might even make some money in the process!
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No. 877069 ID: 006e5c

There's more than one kind of "famous".

Rob a bank. You'll be famous and rich!

Other than that, I'm not really sure. Maybe stalk some local noble and step in at just the right moment to save him.
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No. 877070 ID: a363ac

>>877050
obtain sharp pointy object and go on murder spree. thats how getting strong works right kill all your enemies? oh look a broken beer bottle!
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No. 878959 ID: c914a9
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878959

>>877057
>Find a strip club and put on a show with your manly fox charm! That's surely the quickest way to increase your fame.
Nah, Lesko isn’t THAT desperate.
He’d rather not exploit his MANLY FOX CHARM in such a way. Plus, that's not QUITE the kind of fame he wants to achieve.

>>877069
>Rob a bank. You'll be famous and rich!
Robbing?! Lesko? Never!... Never again, at least. He may have been a thief in the past, but it’s stayed IN THE PAST.
And plus, robbery gives a rather bad fame, which isn’t something he wants. He wants to be known and feared for more than that.

>>877070
>obtain sharp pointy object and go on murder spree. thats how getting strong works right kill all your enemies? oh look a broken beer bottle!
Yes, but... a murder spree sounds... wrong... That’s not something a hero would do! And Lesko... wants to be a... hero? He isn’t sure.

But in the other hand... Murdering would certainly get him popular pretty fast and effectively, and would also get a lot of people to fear him too... And he’s pretty inclined to the job considering his skill on the matter... Perhaps he could... Give it a try.
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No. 878961 ID: c914a9
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878961

.. Nah, nevermind, Aiko would impale him with the longest sword in his arsenal when he found out. Not very worth it.
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No. 878963 ID: c914a9
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878963

>>877057
>Or if you decide you're not that impatient, perhaps ask around if anyone needs the services of a mighty hero. Slaying weeds and taming cows is a more effective way of getting people to like you than smashing their faces in. You might even make some money in the process!
Hey, that sounds brilliant! It’s certainly something Lesko could do, it would make Aiko proud, and he could even get some money too!

>>877069
>Maybe stalk some local noble and step in at just the right moment to save him.
THAT'S A GOOD PLAN TOO
SPECIALLY IF IT'S SOMEBODY IMPORTANT, OF COURSE!

PERFECT. Lesko has a new, improved plan for achieving fame now!

All he needs to do is put it to practice. Aiko will be proud of him! He knows it’ll happen! Things are already turning out great for him! It’s just a matter of time until he finally reaches his goal!

Now, to work!

- END OF THE PROLOGUE. -

[ This will be continued in a new thread for the sake or organization and such, so no need to write any more commands here, feel free to leave any random kind of comments though! ]
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No. 879000 ID: a363ac

>>878963
find bunny noble
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