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856924 No. 856924 ID: a606da

Once upon a time, there was a very pleasant kingdom. Anyone who knew anything about it could agree that it was fairly top-notch as far as most kingdoms went.

Commoners were educated well enough, tradespeople were able to ply their craft without fuss, the culture was stylish, and all in all it was a very nice place to live.

Yet the country was still called a ‘kingdom’ for a reason, as it had to entertain that most terrible of pests: royalty. Oh, yes, and a royal pain they were! The nobles would get up to all those sorts of nonsense which only the well-off could do; starting blood feuds, forming monopolies, and ruining lots of perfectly good fabric to make very stupid clothes that they only ever wore once.

In the capital city, political drama was widely considered a form of pollution. Despite the best efforts of everyone involved, courtly intrigue was at an all-time record high, and the locals often found themselves quite miserable because of it.
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No. 856926 ID: a606da
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856926

But that was in the capital city. Out in the country, nobility tended to be far more laid-back. (This was partly due to all the farmland separating them, since nobles are, by their very nature, allergic to other nobles.) And there was one noble in particular who hadn’t experienced an iota of intrigue in her entire life.

At this exact moment, she was at the horse races, gambling wildly and hollering at the horses in the gleeful hope that they would run faster. Oh, how she loved to watch them run!

And this noble lady’s name was…?
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No. 856927 ID: 33cbe7

Queeny McQueenface.
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No. 856928 ID: b5fb67

>>856926

Elizabeth Leanna Smockweaver.
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No. 856929 ID: eef407

Scarlet Everdown
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No. 856930 ID: 7fad5d

Sappho DeLaria.
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No. 856931 ID: 3abd97

>>856926
Anna Marsden
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No. 856933 ID: de6d84

>>856926
Sophie Pendragon
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No. 856934 ID: 094652

Polia Vac'Nation
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No. 856937 ID: c88e6d

>>856926
Malorie Wimplethorpe
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No. 856939 ID: 11f77a

Claire von Monticlair
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No. 856940 ID: 2120ee

Dan BloodBringer
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No. 856942 ID: 69d4b9

>>856939
I like this name and endorse it.
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No. 856949 ID: 9b80a5

Beatrice Sieglinde


(yes its 2 dark souls npc's before you ask)
(fuckin love that game)
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No. 856961 ID: cc5f4f

Diana Orange
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No. 856970 ID: a606da
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Yes, of course. Her name was Malorie von Monticlair Dogged, eldest daughter of the Baron Dogged and the (now-deceased) youngest Princess of the land, Sophie DeLaria Smockweaver von Monticlair.

Her father was called ‘Dogged’ because he used to take care of the Royal Hounds before falling in love with the Princess. He’d had no surname at the time, and the King had to make him a Baron something or else the court would never shut up about his daughter running off with the kennel man.

Malorie was so distracted by the excitement of the race that she didn’t even notice the approach of her personal handmaiden and bodyguard, Scarlet Everdown.

“Mistress.” Scarlet spoke up, making Malorie jump.

“I thought I’d lost you back at that turn before the swamp!” Malorie groaned. “What is it?!”

“You are needed back home.”

“Shush, would you? I’m trying to watch the horses!” Malorie wrinkled her nose. “I’m free today. No more tutoring for now. Who cares what carriage leaves what station at what time, anyway?! Sheesh! If you want someone to torture with arithmetic, go bother my sister.”

“Well, that’s just it, mistress.” Scarlet frowned. “Your sister - Leanna - she’s taken ill.”

“Of course she has! You’re giving her lessons.” Malorie snorted. “She’s faking it to get out of them. I did the same, when I was a kid.”

“We thought so, too, at first. But something’s not right with her. She’s been yelling about needing to talk to you and refusing to speak to anyone else before she does. There’s something… off about her. I don’t know how to put it.”

Malorie paused. She almost wanted to stamp her feet and demand to watch the rest of the race. But Malorie wasn’t a cruel or vindictive girl, and she did love her sister. If something was wrong, and she could help… “Fine.” Malorie sighed. “Did you bring my horse?”

“Just mine, I’m afraid.” Scarlet indicated her aging horse, Wimplethorpe. Wimplethorpe glowered at them with his typical and inexplicable hatred. They’d learned to ignore him long ago. “I hope you don’t mind sharing.”

Malorie did mind, a bit. Not out of indignation or haughtiness, just… well, it was something silly, that was all. She tightened her corset and tried not to look at Scarlet too much.
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No. 856971 ID: a606da
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856971

Upon arriving at home and entering her sister’s room, Malorie discovered very quickly that Scarlet had been right, and she had been wrong.

“So small. Weak. Fragile.” Leanna whimpered, staring at her fingers. She ran them over her face, occasionally, shivering. “I thought I was - I mean, I spent so much time preparing, I didn’t even think about... I mean, I didn’t…”

Malorie paused in the doorway, watching her little sister tremble. Leanna kept tripping over her nightgown and staring miserably at herself, and hadn’t even noticed Malorie’s arrival.

She looked utterly wretched. Malorie decided then and there that she would do that thing they always did to cheer each other up. It had been something they shared for years, now, and it had never failed to make either of them smile.

Only… what was it, exactly?
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No. 856972 ID: 33cbe7

Putting her in a headlock and ruining her hair. Well, it always made you smile anyway.
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No. 856973 ID: 7fad5d

Consecutive shoulder punches.
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No. 856974 ID: 3ce125

>>856971
She made a SILLY FACE.
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No. 856978 ID: 094652

Whistle a dead rebel's tune (the best ones come straight from the execution gallows) while she stuffed her sister's face in her chest.
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No. 856982 ID: cc5f4f

She told her a story.
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No. 856985 ID: c88e6d

>>856971
Give her the secret handshake!
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No. 856999 ID: 3d2d5f

Oh no she's possessed

>>856971
Tickle attaaaaaaaaaack!
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No. 857000 ID: 9876c4

>>856972 This
Until
>>856985 This
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No. 857008 ID: 4324ce

>>856974
This, because she looks far too weak to withstand a whole lot of physical effort.
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No. 857013 ID: 9b80a5

the oldest game is what it has to be
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No. 857025 ID: 6780f5

RKO out of nowhere.
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No. 857210 ID: a606da
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857210

Malorie put on a voice, pretending to be a servant. She had grown up around servants, after all, and knew very well how they sounded. “Leanna, your sister is here to see you.”

“She is?!” Leanna turned, startled from her reverie. “Oh, Malorie, you’re-“

Before Leanna could move a muscle or say another word, she burst into laughter. Malorie had, of course, put on the silliest face she could think of. Her tongue was on the tip of her nose, her eyes were rolled back, and her expression was all stretched-out and strange.

“Leannnaaaaa…” Malorie groaned like a ghoul from a horror story. She lurched slowly towards her sister with a ridiculous mock-menacing stance.

Leanna began to back away. “Oh, stop! I know what you’re planning, and you’d better not! I have to talk to you.“

“Talking is for… the living….” Malorie was never one to break character before the end of a show. “Tickle attack!” In a split-second, she leapt forward and was upon Leanna, tickling her without mercy.

“Stop!” Leanna almost cried from laughing. “Really, please!”

“Okay, I’ll stop.” Malorie paused for a moment. An instant later, she bent down and very gently bit Leanna’s cheek. She then grabbed Leanna’s hands and forced her to tickle herself with them. “Oh no, you’ve been infected with the tickle plague! You’re a ghoul, now, too, and you’ll be tickling yourself ’til the end of time!”

Malorie!” Leanna wheezed, pure mirth bubbling up from her in a series of scratchy giggles. “I’m s-serious, cut it out!”

“Okay, okay.” Malorie finally relented. She let go of Leanna, who immediately collapsed with a squeak. “What’s up, little ghoul? Scarlet said you wanted to see me.”

“I do.” Leanna coughed, standing up again. “I have to tell you something.”

“You hate lessons?” Malorie guessed. “If so, I hear you.”
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No. 857213 ID: a606da
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857213

“No, it’s…” Leanna hesitated, staring up at Malorie. “Hang on, I can’t do it from down here, you’re not eye level and it’s freaking me out.” Leanna glanced around her room. Upon spotting her bed, she leapt up onto it, and she struck as distinguished a pose as she could muster. She quickly turned to face Malorie, but the motion made her braids hit her face. “Ow!” Leanna yelped, and what little atmosphere she had gathered was immediately lost.

Malorie laughed.

Leanna blushed. “I’m being serious, you know!”

“Sure, sure.” Still, Malorie grinned.

“But it’ll sound a little mad. Just a warning.”

“Going to sound mad.” Malorie nodded. “Noted.”

Leanna hesitated once again. “Very mad.”

Malorie tapped her foot impatiently. “If you make me wait much longer, I’ll be very mad. I missed the races for this, you know.”

“Alright, then, here goes.” Leanna cleared her throat, then began to speak, her voice both loud and surprisingly articulate. “Malorie von Monticlair Dogged! I am your sister, Leanna Diana von Monticlair Dogged!”

Malorie feigned shock, gasping dramatically. “You don’t say!”

“But I am not the Leanna you know!” Leanna didn’t acknowledge the interruption, for she was really getting into it at that point. (Malorie had the distinct feeling that her sister had been practicing this speech for a while.) “For decades, I have studied the darkest arts, pillaged the most ancient of ruins, and struck bargains with forces both earthly and not, all for a singular purpose I have now achieved! Behold!” She triumphantly slapped a hand to her chest. “I have traveled thirty-four years back in time, and now inhabit the body of my eleven-year-old self! I have come from the future with a warning: In two years time, a terrible foe will descend upon the kingdom, destroying everything and everyone we hold dear. The only one who can prevent this is you, Malorie. You must succeed our grandfather and become Queen, as soon as possible!”

Malorie blinked.

Leanna bit her lip, gazing nervously at her sister. “So, um… well?” She prompted, waiting for a reaction.

And, of course, Malorie did react. But how, exactly?
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No. 857214 ID: 9b80a5

to prove this tell me something you shouldn't be able to know, and or do that magic thing you mentioned and also is the 11 year old version of you gone, and if she is wouldn't that make a paradox
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No. 857215 ID: 33cbe7

Twelve minutes' dungeon for your sister, for wasting your time.
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No. 857217 ID: 17c2ee

Fourfold noogies.
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No. 857218 ID: 3ce125

>>857213
Pshhh, nice speech, are you writing a play?
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No. 857219 ID: d887c0

>>857213
Just accept it.
If this is legit, then you're that much closer to protecting the kingdom.
If she's actually gone nuts, then this might help get to the root of her madness.
If she's pranking you, then just whatever.
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No. 857220 ID: 094652

Laugh.

Out Loud.

Hey, that's a good one! You should put it into that amateur screenplay you've been working on for five years.

... Okay but seriously even if that were true, putting you on the throne would be even worse. You're both 'half-breeds' in the eyes of both royalty and the commonfolk, you've never retained a single lesson of military, politics, or economics for more than a season, and your bucket list includes the intent to commit at least one mass murder to inspire your art (nobody seems to care about the little hamlets that miss their payments).

So if letting an incompetent serial killer rule an entire nation without anyone holding them back thanks to time travel assassinations is a good thing... actually, you're going to continue laughing until she cuts it out.
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No. 857221 ID: 9b80a5

actually if this is true what happened to Malorie our sister and why exactly do we need to become queen, none of that "im a time traveler here to give you a message, you need to (insert herculean task here) or the world will end, now i have to go / dies immediately / fades away as they say an important detail and you cant hear it"
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No. 857222 ID: 69d4b9

>>857213
It does sound quite mad. But if she's a legit time traveler she'll have details. Calmly listening to her doesn't cost anything, so let her make her case.
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No. 857254 ID: cc5f4f

... not just mad, dear, it's insane. Hardly believable. Prove it, dear!
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No. 857288 ID: 3d2d5f

>>857213
You're from the future? Why didn't you give me any tips on the ponies then? I could have made a killing today!

We should just believe her, because she won't be expecting that.

The other obvious thing, if she spent the future studying the dark arts, is to ask her to demonstrate.
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No. 857315 ID: 6780f5

"Well, at least you realize how utterly insane this would sound so... Did you prepare any proof, or are you just expecting me to trust you blindly?"
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No. 857793 ID: a606da
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857793

Malorie tried and failed to suppress her grin. “It does sound quite mad! Not just mad, it’s insane.” Malorie clambered onto Leanna’s bed, lounging lazily.

“It’s true, though!” Leanna insisted.

“Prove it, dear!” Malorie tut-tutted. “You spent the future studying the dark arts, right? Demonstrate.”

“I… can’t. Not for a while, anyway. Magic’s like a muscle, and this version of me hasn’t exercised it.” Leanna deflated a little, gazing at her fingers sadly. “Sorcery isn’t all zip-zappy like in storybooks, either. It’s harsh and nasty. Less sparkles, more blood and guts and lots of memorizing quasi-runic non-phonetic dead languages.”

“Look at you, with all those big words!” With a laugh, Malorie leapt to her feet, picked Leanna up in her arms, and hugged her. “Maybe the lessons are paying off after all.”

“It’s not the lessons! And - and put me down!” Leanna struggled unsuccessfully to escape from her sister’s arms. “This is embarrassing. I’m forty-five, dang it!”

“Gosh, yeah, you’re almost four times as old as you used to be!” Malorie shifted her grip, sliding Leanna into a headlock. “Well, you know what that means: Fourfold noogies!” At which point noogies did of course ensue, and Malorie was quite pleased to be the one administering them.

“Wow. This is happening, huh. I’m back to noogies.” Leanna was both groaning and wincing with equal amounts of misery evident in each. “Great. Definitely worth three decades of painstaking work.”
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No. 857795 ID: a606da
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857795

Eventually Malorie tired of rubbing her knuckles on Leanna’s skull, and let her sister go with a lighthearted pat on the head. “I really do think it’s very creative, though, don’t get me wrong. It’d be a nice speech for a play. But you might want to make it more realistic. I mean, come on, time travel?” Malorie chuckled at the very thought. “Still, I’ll have to try that one out the next time I want to skip lessons. Who knows, right?”

“It’s real.” Leanna gritted her teeth. “I’m not making this up. I’m from the future.”

“Sure, sure, that’s your story and you’re sticking to it. For the dad and the tutors, anyway.” Malorie winked. “There are some glaring problems with it, though. I mean, if you were a legit time traveler, you’d have juicy details about the future.”

“I do have details.”

“Why didn’t you give me any tips on the ponies, then? I could have made a killing today!” Malorie giggled, then hopped off the bed and ambled casually over to the door. “Speaking of which, I have a race to get back to. If I leave now, I might be able to catch the tail-end of it.”

“I wouldn’t know anything about that stuff. I just have my memories, and I didn’t go to many horse races.”

“Convenient. Well, this was a truly entertaining waste of my time, but I’m off.” Malorie strode off into the hallway, calling back to Leanna without turning to face her. “Best of luck with the cover story.”

“You wanted details, right? I do have a few of those you might be interested in.” Leanna’s words were quiet, but audible enough for Malorie to hear. “Here’s one: You spend the rest of your life wishing you hadn’t married your fiancé. Mostly because you like women, not men. Especially your handmaid, who you are… currently falling in love with, I believe?”

Malorie scoffed. “Hah! That… that’s…”
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No. 857796 ID: a606da
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857796

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No. 857798 ID: a606da
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857798

Malorie swiveled around, scanning the hallway for witnesses. Confirming that there were none, she raced back into Leanna’s room, slammed the door, and locked it. Then she rounded on her sister.

“Do you believe me now?” Leanna asked, pouring a universe of smugness into the question.

In response, Malorie picked Leanna up by the collar of her dress and hung her from her own coatrack.

“Hey!” Leanna squeaked unhappily, fidgeting, but she couldn’t easily get down by herself. “You know, I remembered you being a lot less mean when we were kids. Nostalgia’s a funny thing.”

“I believe that someone’s been sneaking around in places where they shouldn’t be.” Malorie hissed, crossing her arms as she only did when she was very, very angry. “You’ve been reading my diary, haven’t you, you nasty little imp?!”

“I didn’t! Or… well, maybe I did, but that’s not how I found out!” Leanna shook her head, recognizing the danger of the situation. A mad Malorie was like a wild horse; untold havoc could occur by proximity alone. “I told you, I’m from the future!

“Shut up! This isn’t a game anymore.” Malorie narrowed her eyes. “Who have you told about this? About my being… about me?”

“I haven’t talked to anyone but you since I got here.” Leanna’s eyes widened with sudden fear. “Wait, are you going to murder me now?!”

“Don’t tempt me.” Malorie bit her lip, anxiety swelling inside her like a balloon ready to pop. “And - and don’t go spreading this stuff around! It’s not true, you know. I’m not… that.

“You are, though. Trust me.” Leanna sighed. “Whenever you get drunk, you start going after girls like a mad sailor. I’ve had to peel you off of more than a few.”

“Stop playing make-believe. This is serious.”

“I know it’s serious. And it isn’t make-believe, it just hasn’t happened yet.”

Malorie realized she was upset, and so she tried to calm herself down and think things through. Her sister was certainly acting very, very oddly. She knew things, too. Thoughts Malorie had never written down, feelings she hadn’t wanted to think about. Maybe it wouldn’t hurt to give her sister the benefit of the doubt. “Okay.” Malorie muttered. “I’ll believe you. Temporarily, anyway. You’re from the future.”

Yes!” Leanna would have jumped for joy, but her feet were off the floor.

“Where’s the old Leanna gone, then? My eleven-year-old Leanna, I mean.”

“I am eleven-year-old Leanna. Mostly. I just… well, it’s awfully confusing. I couldn’t quite travel back in time, see. The best I could do was to stick my memories into the memories of the me of now. So it’s like I’m her - that is to say, me - but there’s so many more memories of the old me that the me I actually am kind of gets drowned out.” Leanna paused, blinking a few times. “So I guess it might be more accurate to say that, rather than being from the future, I just have an extra thirty-four years of memories. But I feel like I lived them.”

“Huh.” Malorie was very confused, but she pretended that she understood it all perfectly well. “So, tell me about the future. What happens to me?”

“The Braying Folk took you away.”

“The Braying Folk? You mean those mule-headed baby-snatchers? But those are from fairytales! They’re meant to scare kids into staying in bed at night, that’s all.”

“They’re real.” Leanna’s expression went blank, and her gaze shifted to the floor. “Ask me about something else, please.”

Malorie was curious about a lot of things, then. But there was one question which stuck out to her as being the most important. What was it?
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No. 857800 ID: bfa535

>>857797
You opened this can of worms, little miss time traveler! Now start talking! Why do I need to become queen so badly? What happened with the Braying Folk? What the Hell is going on? Tell me everything.
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No. 857801 ID: cc5f4f

What happened that's so urgent that you resorted to going back in time? I couldn't be possibly your only option. There must be others like me that you could have tried or chosen.
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No. 857803 ID: 3abd97

>“This is embarrassing. I’m forty-five, dang it!”
You realize I have to treat someone like my eleven year old little sister and not my forty-five year old aunt! And I'm afraid you're rather stuck with the role.

>“You’ve been reading my diary, haven’t you, you nasty little imp?!”
I have not and never will understand why people choose to record damaging secrets in diaries.

>“Wait, are you going to murder me now?!”
Why do you ask that: what did future-me do to convince you I would be capable of murdering my own family?

>But there was one question which stuck out to her as being the most important. What was it?
What in heavens is coming that's driven you to this, and why do think I can stop it by being Queen? (Especially if my future self was offed by a bunch of children's stories).

You only have the advantage of having seen one future, after all. You don't know what's going to happen in a future where the two of us attempt high treason.

If the future is so bad, how did your thirteen year old self survive the end of the world and manage to study the dark arts for decades?
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No. 857805 ID: 3d2d5f

>Especially your handmaid, who you are… currently falling in love with, I believe?
...and how does she feel about that, in the future?
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No. 857808 ID: c0641d

Would these Braying Folk have anything to do with that threat against the kingdom you mentioned? Is there no way to simply warn the current king? “Hey king, these fairy tale monsters are-” okay, yeah, it might be a bit of a hard sell, but there has to be something we can do that doesn’t involve high treason... right?
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No. 857809 ID: 094652

"Okay, let's say you used abomination-powered magic to brainwash your past self with more intelligence than a court of arguing scholars. HOW BADLY DID YOU BREAK TIME? Because if your god-defying ritual destroyed some kind of cosmic tapestry and opened up an easily-accessible gateway for hell to pour through and murder us all, I'm going to beat them to you first."
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No. 857822 ID: 9876c4

I'm not exactly going to get away with being a 'virgin' queen, with no successors, am I?

Who do I actually need to marry?
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No. 857840 ID: 3ce125

>>857798
Why do *I* have to be Queen?
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No. 857863 ID: 69d4b9

If the Braying Folk are real, if dark magics are real, couldn't all your "grown up" memories be a trick by some group or individual who invented the memories and stuck them in you somehow?
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No. 857888 ID: 5b93d3

>>857798
>But there was one question which stuck out to her as being the most important. What was it?

"If YOU figured out how to totally-not-time-travel-technically, [i]who else could too[i]?"
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No. 857895 ID: 28cb85

Okay, supposing you are who you say you are; a sorceress of dark magics many decades removed from anybody I know- who is also, if I'm inferring correctly, asking me to usurp power- why should I trust you and do what you say?
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No. 858112 ID: 67d5dc

How about something from high society? 11 year-olds wouldn't care, but 40 year old witches might.

Who inherited the throne after [current ruler] died? Why?
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No. 858344 ID: 094652

"You'd better have a dark ritual to cure the complete infertility between same-sex relationships.

So, what were the exact conditions that forced you to choose your eleven year old self and not when you were younger or older? You'd be technically eligible at age thirteen and could pass off your abnormal knowledge as being exposed to the eldritch horrors of whatever is coming two years in the future and coming out the other side half-sane and enlightened. Why not go with that? Occultists around the world would flock to your banner."
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No. 858345 ID: a606da
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“Supposing you are who you say you are: a sorceress of dark magics many decades removed from anyone I know - who is also, if I’m inferring correctly, asking me to usurp power - why should I trust you and do what you say?” Malorie reasoned carefully, still trying to wrap her head around the finer points of the situation. “How do I even know you’re you? Couldn’t all your ‘grown-up’ memories be a trick by someone else? I mean, if you figured out how to ‘time travel’, then who else could too?”

“You don’t understand how much I had to work to achieve this. I created the method myself, and now that I’ve changed the past, the future in which I invented it no longer exists. But if my memories are fake…” Leanna blinked some more. She mulled over the thought with visible discomfort. She opened her mouth a couple of times, closed it, and then opened it again. “I can’t deny that possibility. I believe that I’m still your sister, and I love you. I believe that we have to act, or everything will fall apart. I have no evidence besides what I know. You’ll have to choose what you believe, I suppose. Think critically.”

“I will.” Malorie agreed. “So, now that you’ve opened this can of worms: Why do I need to become Queen so badly? Why me, specifically?”

“Because I’m eleven.”

“You sure are!” Malorie smiled as she ruffled her sister’s hair.

“On the outside.” Leanna scowled. “Eleven on the outside. I’m still twice your age, mentally.”

“You realize I have to treat someone like my eleven-year-old little sister and not my forty-five-year-old aunt, right? I’m afraid you’re rather stuck with the role.” Malorie chuckled, poking Leanna in the nose. “Even after all this, I can’t really take you seriously.”

“Yes, that’s my point. No one will take me seriously for years yet, especially not about this stuff. We don’t have years, you’re old enough to make this happen, and I know enough about you that you’ll believe me. By the way, can you take me down from here?”

“Fine.” Malorie pulled Leanna off of the coathook. “But I’ve got my eye on you.”

“Thank you.” Leanna gave Malorie a curt nod, and then went about fixing her dress. “Any more questions?”

“Well, um, yes. About… about me and Scarlet…” Malorie’s words suddenly started slipping out all stuttered and slow. Color flushed in her cheeks. “And how I’m… what you said about me, and the way that I feel…”

Leanna smiled a very specific smile, all gentle and immediate. It was the kind of smile that either made you perfectly happy or perfectly unhappy for receiving it, as it meant the person wearing it understood you completely. “Yes?”

“How does she feel about - ?” Malorie shuddered, silencing herself by clenching her teeth in a grimace. “Oh, what in the world am I saying?!” She sat down on the edge of Leanna’s bed, miserably staring off into space. “…It is true, isn’t it? I walk on the wrong side of the road.”

“There’s nothing wrong with it. It just is.”

“Of course there’s something wrong with it!” Malorie snapped at her sister, even while stifling her own tears. “How will I get married, now? Who am I going to be? Even if I could find a… I mean, what am I supposed to do? No one is like this. No one does this!” She rested her face in her hands, weeping softly. “Don’t you understand, Leanna? This means I’m going to be alone for the rest of my life.”

“You will not!” Leanna sat down beside her sister and gave her a hug. “You know, not all the girls I pulled you off of were entirely opposed to the idea. Just startled, mostly. You do tend to come on strong.”

“Are you sure I stay like this?” Malorie whispered, quiet desperation leaking into her words. “What if it’s just a phase?”

“It wasn’t before.”

Malorie took some time to calm down, but even when she did, she was still upset on the inside. She was always good at acting, though, and so she acted calm then. Leanna saw through it, but she was nice enough not to say anything.
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“Moving on.” Malorie coughed sharply, standing up and pacing around. She was trying very hard to think up a different topic. “What’s going to happen if I don’t become Queen?”

“Everything that was lost will be found again.” Leanna muttered, eyes going blank. “All the old stories, all at once. And we will not be ready.”

“Care to elaborate on that vague nonsense?”

“No.” Leanna wiped tears from her eyes. “Sorry. Give me time and I’ll tell you more. For now, please trust me: it will be bad.”

“Huh.” Malorie wasn’t convinced. “I’ll hold you to that. Anyway… I’m not exactly going to get away with being a ‘virgin’ queen with no successors, am I? So who do I actually need to marry? Who inherited the throne after grandfather died?”

“Well, if we’re going with Plan 1, that would be our cousin, Crown Prince Syovaris IX.”

“Oh, I think I saw Syovaris once. It was a long time ago.” Malorie’s mind was still a bit bogged down with thoughts of Scarlet, and so she noticed something a little late. “Hang on, there, what do you mean by Plan 1?”

“You didn’t think I’d force you to figure this all out on your own, did you?” Leanna grinned. “Before I traveled back, I thought up a few basic plans for how to go about this. Hold on a moment.” She rummaged around in a nearby cabinet, then pulled out her playtime drawing-board and wheeled it out to the middle of the room. She then started scribbling on it with an oddly frustrated expression. Eventually she sighed and backed away from the whiteboard.

“Cute scribbles.” Malorie held back her laughter. “You haven’t been to art lessons yet, have you?”

“I used to be better! It’s this stupid muscle memory.” Leanna grumbled, putting her marker back in its case. “Whatever. That’s not the point. I just wanted to give you a visual aid.”

“Aid seen and understood. Mostly. Do explain.”

“Plan 1 is ascension through marriage to Syovaris. Tricky and a little gross, but also decently safe if you can pull it off. Plan 2 is ascension through coup. Painful in a lot of ways for a lot of people, potentially very risky, but it’ll get the job done quick. Plan 3 is ascension through manipulating the court, using what I know from the future to help you influence high-status people and put yourself in power. It’s slow and a little complex, but I’m confident we could manage it.”

“You realize how far down we are on the list of heirs, right?” Malorie crossed her arms, gazing uncomfortably at the crude sketches on the drawing board. “I have at least half the court ahead of me. I imagine most of them would be a mite upset at me butting in.”

“We’ll burn that bridge when we come to it.” Leanna shrugged. “Anyway, these are the simplest methods of ascension that I was able to come up with. If I think of more, I’ll let you know. What do you think?”

Malorie spent quite a few minutes silently thinking things over. Her mind was practically churning. Finally, after much consideration, she realized what she wanted to do next.

Which was…?
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No. 858351 ID: 094652

The main dish will be the Coup with a dash of court politics. You need the kingdom geared up for war, so turning the capital into a bloody crucible will help forge some champions to fight the "old legends", but you have to keep casualties low or there won't be enough of an army left to fight.

Sadly, the squabbling decadence of the court is the true power behind the throne; every individual member is a corporation in themselves with high-value assets, intel, and connections. Your goal as regent will be to use their desires and rivalries against each other to create a balanced detente where the only weak spot for arbitrage and mass profit is to save the kingdom, do your duty and all that nonsense. In the long term though, technology and magic are going to see a major surge in the near future, so you're going to want to 'subsidize' all your aristocrats and bloat your own power base like a hungry dragon, and the upcoming war against the old legends is a good excuse for getting all your nobles killed. Then invest heavily into research, putting the kingdom in debt but simultaneously increasing the standards of living. Finally, retire hated by the masses but understood and praised by academics and scholars for the next century, and let your successors screw up the technological influx while you're busy porking every handmaiden from here to the Far East islands.
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No. 858352 ID: aae99a

So basically, court a prince, war, or intrigue.
I think 3 is right out.
2...Is not entirely as bad as it sounds given old legends probably will require a competent military...
1 WOULD be simple, except ah, the wrong side of the road issue. But it’s otherwise a very clean path...
I like 1 the most. We might have to either ah, put out or maybe set up a thing where we put up with ‘rumors of infiedelity’ if the former option doesn’t work out...Though maybe we could just be an advisor to whoever rules the land? But that rather sounds like 3 to me...
1 or 3 I’d say.
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No. 858353 ID: cc5f4f

Plan 1 is a safe plan, and should be tried first. If the plan is to fail, we can set Plan 3 with a few grains of Plan 2 in action as plan B.
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No. 858354 ID: d36af7

Asset review. What sorts of magic can you still manage, particularly with reasonably minimal prep? Who else do you have blackmail on, or other anachronistic leverage over? Even small advantages can be pivotal in intrigue if nobody knows you've got 'em.
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No. 858359 ID: 1f6f77

1 is the sensible choice, you wont be the first or the last gay monarch on the throne, duty means putting your own needs behind the needs of the people and lets face it love rearly features in royal weddings.

Marry theprince, get the throne and a hier to prevent counter coup or revolutions, then once the danger has passed either take a misstress or divorce him and move into a sexy nunnery.
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No. 858362 ID: 3abd97

>>858346
What assets do we have, besides your information?

How long will it take you to recover any of your black arts? That's a tool I don't expect many of our rivals are prepared to counter. Even relatively small feats could be useful if leveraged correctly. (Or can you? If the problem is fairy tales appear in the future... is magic not a thing that can we wielded until after that comes to pass)?

One of our first moves should be seizing control of our own schedules- attending lessons on maths or history or the like that you already know is a waste of time you could spend planning, or reclaiming key skills in your younger body. And I can only imagine there are some things I should learn how to do I did not last time. (Like how to stab a fairy tale dragging me off).

Who can we trust? You've had the chance to know these people years longer than I have- who would be loyal if recruited to our banner? ...who already serving our house isn't loyal and needs to be purged?

>I’m not exactly going to get away with being a ‘virgin’ queen with no successors, am I?
Depending on how you get to the throne, issues of marriage and succession could conceivably be put off till after you've dealt with fairy tails coming to life. But yes, if you want the kingdom to be stable after you save it, you will need heirs.

>plans
>plan 1
The problem with plan 1 is that should we pull it off, we are then stuck maneuvering around Syovaris. Assuming preparing the kingdom to face the looming threat will take quick and unusual measures, that might be problematic. Which means he will either need to trust me, or we will need to tell him the truth, or we will need to remove him from the picture after the marriage and coronation so I can rule without interference (assassinate him, subject him to a black magic sleeping curse, etc).

Perhaps the biggest problem with plan 1 is it depends on my ability to act and is aided least by what you know. And as an emotional teenager who is apparently conflicted, confused and uncertain about her own preferences, that might be more challenging than it first appears.

Who's my rival? That is, who did he marry before that I need to displace? I imagine every noble mother in the kingdom is scheming for her daughter to marry the heir apparent.

>plan 2
If the kingdom faces a looming military threat, it seems imprudent to weaken ourselves with internal conflict. A properly executed coup could have minimal casualties, but we can't afford the waste of a civil war if we make a mistake or if things escalate.

It doesn't need to be our first choice anyways- falling back on a bloody coup should another plan fail is possible.

>plan 3
I like this one. Blackmail and backstabbing and intrigue. We win useful nobles to our cause, and eliminate or disgrace those in who will stand in our way, or who will be more of a problem than an asset in the looming conflict.

>If I think of more, I’ll let you know.
There's an obvious variant to plan 1 to consider. If we decide Syovaris' personality makes him too difficult to work with, I marry whoever is second in line, then we remove Syovaris from the picture. (Or third, or fourth, etc, but the further down I marry the more murdering we need to do and the more obvious it will be).
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No. 858366 ID: 33cbe7

If they are dead, they cannot complain. Time to practice proficiency in poisoning!
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No. 858368 ID: 9876c4

I favor a combination of plan 1 and 3.

Neither legitimacy nor foreknowledge is a overwhelming advantage, but both used in tandem might be.

Anyway, we should avoid being too greedy. And keep this timeline with its rightful monarch.
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No. 858369 ID: 5b93d3

>>858346
3 is the one most likely to succeed in a stable manner. 1 is vulnerable to someone offing the Price (and requires beating off everyone else who already has the same idea of marrying him), and 2 allows power to be lost just as easily as it is gained (or more easily, coup governments are always more precarious than the ones they replace).
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No. 861599 ID: a606da
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“Plan 1 seems decently safe. I can start off with that, and if it goes south, we can improvise. Plan 3 will probably be necessary no matter what, and is the most likely to succeed in a stable manner. Plan 2 can be our fallback in case things go wrong.” Malorie spoke hesitantly, still unsure about the direction things seemed to be going. How could she be a queen? She was about as royal as a monarch butterfly! “But… marrying Syovaris will be difficult. I’m sure every lady in the court is after him, and with me on the wrong side of the road - ”

“I wouldn’t worry about that. It might actually make him like you more.” Leanna shrugged. “Syovaris himself tends to jaywalk frequently, if we’re sticking with the metaphor.”

“Huh?” Malorie blinked.

“He’s a bit odd, is all. Open-minded and eccentric. Ah, but never mind that.” Leanna shook her head quickly, sensing Malorie’s discomfort with the subject. “I would say that your fiance poses a bigger hurdle.”

“Oh, of course.” Malorie groaned. “What in the world am I going to do about him?”

“Let’s leave that, for now, and focus on the overall plan. I’m glad you’re on board, Mal. Please continue.”

“I don’t know if I’m on board or not.” Malorie coughed uncomfortably. “But if we’re talking hypotheticals… I don’t know. It’s all so uncertain, still. What assets do we have, besides your information?”

“Nothing but what we already own.” Leanna gestured vaguely around, indicating the estate. “We’re well-off, at least, even if we don’t have much royal respect.”

“What about your magic? How long will it take you to recover any of your dark arts? That’s a tool I don’t expect many of our rivals are prepared to counter. Even relatively small feats could be useful if leveraged correctly.”

“I told you already, my magic is weak because…” Leanna trailed off. She furrowed her brow, thinking heavily. “There is a possible way to recover some power. Is there a hunt planned soon?”

“A hunt?” Malorie wrinkled her nose. “Well, yes, of course. Father loves those nasty things. He’s got a regular party of friends and associates who all get together and leave innards all over the forest. It’s a ghastly business. He’s hosting one tonight.”

“Let’s tag along.” Leanna went over to her dresser and started changing into her riding outfit. “I’ve got a pony by this age, haven’t I?”

“What?! I mean, yes to the pony, you’ve only just named her. Polia, I believe it was. But, more to the point, why would you want to hang around for one of father’s haphazard slaughters? They don’t often let the girls shoot, you know.”

“There is a primal rite only practiced in antiquity, used precisely for enhancing the magical potential of children. I hope to perform it tonight.”

“Why, that’s fantastic!”

“It requires the presence of a dying creature, the ingestion of an hallucinogenic mixture, and a mild amount of skin-stitching. There is little ‘fantastic’ about it.” Leanna frowned, a tempered unpleasantness flickering in her eyes. After a moment, she relented, and her face softened. “Well, not at first, anyway. It gets more interesting after the prep. The rite requires two people, so I’d need your help for it. Would you be willing?”

“What does it involve?” Malorie asked slowly, her anxiety quietly forming again. “I don’t know if I’m much good at runes or chanting or anything like that.”

“Don’t worry. I mainly need you to act as a sort of inverted vessel, your body working as an anchor while your qualia is set adrift on the Springtide.” Leanna paused, realizing Malorie had absolutely no idea what any of that meant. “You would, er… that is to say, your sense of self would scatter into pieces for the ritual’s duration. The rite would have no permanent effects on you, however. You might be a bit shaken afterwards, but that’s all. So, what do you say?”

Malorie wasn’t sure what she would say, at least not until she had taken a moment to consider it. Once she’d properly pondered, however, she did respond.

Only... what was her response?
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No. 861607 ID: 9876c4

There is, at worst, an amusing story likely to charm Syovaris here.
We're at a disadvantage, and need to lose it.

So, Yes.
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No. 861608 ID: c2051e

>>861599
Sure, let's do this.
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No. 861609 ID: 33cbe7

Sounds like a helluva time. We're in!
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No. 861617 ID: 3ce125

>>861599
Yes. We need power, and the drawbacks are minor. Only risk is being discovered in the act.
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No. 861619 ID: 22d3a4

I hope Polia isn't the creature in question...?
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No. 861620 ID: cc5f4f

Uhm... details. Nothing of what you just said might happen seems really inviting.

Well, there might be little 'fantastic,' but it's still certainly 'fantastical.' This is the stuff of fantasies.
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No. 861628 ID: d887c0

>>861599
>your sense of self would scatter into pieces for the ritual’s duration
And I trust you have the wherewithal to manage putting all those pieces back in their proper places?
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No. 861634 ID: 094652

This is the quickest way to prove or disprove every crazy thing you've heard today

And face it, you were going to do something suicidal if you had to spend one more boring day in this back-water countryside where the most exciting event in weeks is watching horses trample each other

Let's do this
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No. 861647 ID: 69d4b9

>>861599
From the very start we need to weigh the risk of discovery. The hunt is convenient, but if Malorie and Leanna are caught acting strangely, or if the marks from the skin stitching (this is the tattooing art, correct?) are found and recognized for the mystic sigils they are, they may lose credibility with the people they need to maneuver around for the crown. Worse, they may lose the advantage of secrecy about Leanna's knowledge of magic if one of the people in the area happens to be more knowledgeable than Leanna thought.

The highest-risk people would be ones who passed away before Leanna came to majority and started getting into magic in her timeline. They may know things she never knew they knew.

There may be secondary risks as well. I get the feeling Leanna is downplaying the risks to herself. She wouldn't risk Malorie, she needs her to succeed or this whole mission is pointless, but she would certainly gamble a little on herself. She already did once, today or 30 years from now depending on how one reckons these things.
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No. 861654 ID: 3d2d5f

>“Syovaris himself tends to jaywalk frequently, if we’re sticking with the metaphor.”
Well if he's going to be pursuing other men on the side I suppose he can't complain about your supposed preferences.

Biggest problem if you marry him will be the freedom for you to do what must be done. He'll need to trust you or be brought into the conspiracy.

>Only... what was her response?
That poor pony. Still, it will be one of our smaller sins on the road to treachery.

So... I'll be mad then, for a little while? Like being drunk, or trapped in a nightmare?

I'll do it. We need every advantage we can, and you're our best one right now. You need to be able to protect yourself.

Can we do this by ourselves though? If I'm mad, I might need to be restrained. Or I might overpower you. *gesture at the coatrack*.
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No. 861768 ID: 6c8fdf

>I hope Polia isn't the creature in question...?
>That poor pony.
I think this will depend on how well we can hunt. If we're good enough, we can capture some live game to sacrifice.
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No. 863232 ID: a606da
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“You said that I would be… scattered into pieces?” Malorie asked, trying her best to imagine it. Her mental picture was dire indeed! “I trust you have the wherewithal to manage putting all those pieces back in their proper places?”

“I shouldn’t need to. You are naturally a conscious creature, bound to life by the flow of the Springtide. Our ritual may skip a stone into the water, but all ripples eventually subside. The Springtide will always attempt to pull things back into their proper places, and that includes you. But I will step in to help, if something wildly abnormal does occur.” Leanna smiled in a comforting manner, lightly holding her sister’s hand. “I can’t be sure of how pleasant the experience will be for you, but I promise that I wouldn’t suggest this if it wasn’t safe.”

“Hm.” Malorie nodded thoughtfully, still understanding half or less of what Leanna was saying. “Can you give me more details?”

“Only a few I can tell you, I’m afraid. Save for the basics, I suppose.” Leanna blinked again, unsure how she might explain. It took her a little bit of thinking, but when she spoke again, she did so confidently. “There are two vague dualistic forces whose push-and-pull defines reality. They can’t be measured in any concrete terms, only in abstract theory. Springtide, which you shall embody, is the force of life, creation, and everything that we consider natural. Wintertide, which I will be handling, is… well, everything else.”

“Oh.” Malorie would think about this for a long time and still have many questions. Most of those questions would never end up being asked, for fear that she might seem silly or stupid. She certainly felt silly and stupid, then, just as she had during her first arithmetic lessons when she was a little girl. Then, struck by a thought, she wondered if magic was going to be like math. “Can you teach me magic?” Malorie asked her sister, now furiously curious.

“Magic can’t really be taught. That’s what makes it magic.” Seeing the familiar confusion on her sister’s face, Leanna quickly elaborated. “Magic is an expression of the Wintertide, the unnatural made real. It is possible because it is not possible. The more you understand magic, the less it will work. So its manipulation must be through carefully-invented languages of obfuscating metaphor and rites performed with minimal comprehension. It’s why the oldest rituals are the most powerful, because the creators had pretty much no idea what they were doing.”

“So… the stupider you are, the more powerful you become?”

“In a way, yes.”

Malorie considered that she may have just found her calling in life.

In any case, she agreed to go along with the ritual. They split from each other for a few hours, which gave them time to dress and prepare and beg their father to let them tag along. He did so fairly easily, excited by the prospect of having his beloved daughters watch him kill things and act powerful. Before long at all, the two sisters were riding off into the woods with Baron Dogged and his hunting friends. The day was nearing its close as they arrived in the forest proper. The dusklight filtered through the trees, painting the world in ashen tones.

Malorie rode closer to her sister, whispering to her. “I wore my cloak, like you asked. Must I, though? It drags terribly while riding. I’d hate to ruin the fabric.”

“It shall double as a blanket and triple as a soft disguise. Hush!” Leanna went rigid, raising a hand. A shot rang out from ahead in the hunting party, and a great fuss arose amongst the men. All at once, they began searching wildly, racing far ahead of the two sisters. Malorie went to follow, but Leanna motioned for her to stop. “I saw where it went. This way.” She whispered to Malorie, and began riding in a different direction.
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No. 863233 ID: a606da
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Malorie followed Leanna. Eventually, they ran into an area too thick with trees for their ride to continue, so they dismounted and tied the horses to branches. “Do stay safe, dear.” Malorie smiled, gently patting her horse’s head. She thought of how beautiful her horse was, and her mind went to the races. They had only happened that same day, but they felt so far away. Realizing she had gotten distracted, she quickly jogged after her sister, who darted rapidly through the trees.

They came to a clearing, then, and Malorie froze. There, on the grassy floor of the forest, an aging doe had collapsed, an awful wound shot through its neck. It tried desperately to get to its feet, but it didn’t seem to have the strength, and so it simply wheezed and glared at its two pursuers. Leanna was standing nearby, still as ice, staring down at the creature from a safe distance.

“The poor thing.” Malorie muttered. “We can’t stay here, can we? Father will call for the dogs, before long. They’ll catch her scent.”

“Before we set out, I stole some meat from the kitchens. I snuck half under the party’s saddles and stuffed the other half into the bottom of their packs.” Leanna shrugged casually, betraying a hint of pride in the gesture. “The dogs will be a problem all their own. We’ll have enough time for the ritual, at least.”

“A dying animal.” Malorie realized, glancing sadly at the twitching doe. “I had thought you meant Polia.”

“I would never!” Leanna gasped at the implied accusation. “I’m not a monster. The hunters would have made a kill anyway. At least this way I can ease its pain.” On that note, she dug around in her pockets, producing a small glass jar and a pair of scissors. Meat had apparently not been the only thing Leanna had stolen from around the house, Malorie noted. The bright cerulean goop in the jar was entirely new, however.

Leanna dunked the scissors in said goop, then slowly, calmly approached the wounded animal. “Shh… I’m going to help. I know it hurts. Relax, okay? Relax.” And with that, she darted forward and nicked the doe’s side with the blade of the scissors, getting the goop into the cut. Just as quickly, she retreated, narrowly dodging a kick from her victim. Before a minute had passed, the creature’s eye had drooped, and its breaths started coming less frequently.
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No. 863235 ID: a606da
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“The mixture’s working. She won’t feel any pain.” Leanna’s voice quivered slightly, though Malorie wasn’t sure why. “She’s almost gone. We’d better do it now. I’ll go first.”

Before Malorie could say a word, Leanna kneeled over the doe and ripped the wound open. She reached into it carefully but quickly, like a surgeon, and pulled a long artery from inside. To Malorie’s absolute horror, she watched as her sister stuck the long vein in her mouth, sucking from it like a straw.

“Ah… ah.” Leanna shuddered, swallowing a mouthful of blood and gore. Pinching the vein in her hand, she immediately turned to Malorie, offering it to her. “Your turn. Quickly, now.”

Malorie stared, transfixed, at her sister. She backed away.

“Oh no. It’s too much, isn’t it? You’re not used to this.” Blood dribbled down Leanna’s chin, painting it crimson. “I told you before: Magic isn’t sparkles. It’s blood and guts.” She tugged the vein in Malorie’s direction, more urgently this time. “Come on, please. You have to drink while she’s still alive.”

Malorie tried to speak, but failed. Her mind had gone utterly blank.

“I’m not crazy, okay? I promise I’m telling the truth, and this will prove it.” Leanna insisted, looking extremely crazy. “The ritual’s already started, but if you don’t drink, it won’t finish properly. Worst case, something unpredictable happens. Best case, the blood will end up being just blood and I’ll probably get very sick. Please, Malorie!” She begged. “You have to drink, now!

What did Malorie do?
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No. 863236 ID: 3ce125

DO IT
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No. 863238 ID: 85538b

>>863232
That... shouldn't work. Here's a theory: you know there are greater forces in the universe who have more power in their pinky finger than our entire world combined. What if one of these forces is half-assedly analyzing our world for any anomalies, people who know how magic works and ultimately a disease to this greater force? The dumber you are, the less likely you'll use a particular "standardized, clean, and well written" spell that is currently watched and get your efforts neutralized by the magic police. So it's like "Inquisitor patrols look for any instance of swordmaking from the peasants and put them down violently, but they'll outright look away from drunk retards who are stomping on beets with their bare feet, and then those retards accidentally invent beer and the world's stability drops by half on the Inquisitors' watch".

>>863235
"Here's to... @#$% it." *Drink up*
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No. 863264 ID: 3d2d5f

>Can you teach me magic?
While knowing something of the art could be useful, time constraints will mean you'll have to specialize. Taking the throne is going to require you become a good liar and actor, a manipulator, a politician, a leader, a statesman, and other things. There's enough to master on the social side of the equation in short order that I think you'll need to leave the magic to your sister / seer / vizier.

>What did Malorie do?
If this has been an elaborate hoax, sister, my vengeance will be great and terrible to behold.

Leap of faith, drink.
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No. 863265 ID: 9876c4

We didn't ride out here for the exercise.

Let's do it.
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No. 863267 ID: 69d4b9

It probably won't be the weirdest thing you've done by the time you're Queen. Do it.
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No. 863273 ID: 2fe26a

The Heimlich maneuver!
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No. 863489 ID: a606da
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“If this has all been an elaborate hoax, sister… my vengeance will be great and terrible to behold.” They were intimidating words, made vastly less so by the fact that Malorie could only mumble them through her nervousness. She took a deep breath, then nodded. “I’ll do it.”

“Thank you, Malorie.” Leanna beamed at her sister, deeply touched by the trust she had shown her. “Thanks.”

Malorie stuck the artery in her mouth. She drank. She tried not to think about what was in her mouth, but her tongue made that difficult. Tears sprang to her eyes as the murky taste of iron began to spred. She started to vomit, but Leanna leapt up and slapped a hand to her mouth.

“Don’t! It’ll be worse if you do.” Leanna yelped, desperately pinching Malorie’s lips shut. “Here, sip this.” She handed the jar of azure goop to her sister. “It’ll make this easier. It’s a hallucinogenic sedative, but the hallucinations are actually to help make things less vivid.”

Malorie drank. The goop had a surprisingly palatable taste. It reminded her of chocolate syrup, but mixed with sweet mint and blueberry. Within seconds, she began to stumble, and Leanna led her over to a tree. Malorie collapsed against it, sliding down into a sitting position.

“There you are. Let’s get you comfortable.” Leanna tightened Malorie’s cloak, wrapping it around her sister like a blanket. Then she undid Malorie’s hair, letting it hang loosely. When that was done, Leanna knelt down and gave Malorie a tight hug. “The hard part’s going to happen any second now.”

“That wasn’t the hard part?!” Malorie’s jaw dropped, unintentionally letting blood-and-goop dribble down her lip. She quickly tried to shut her mouth, but a bit of the mixture dripped onto her coat, forever blemishing it. No soap would ever be able to wipe that stain away.

“No.” Leanna sighed, backing away from her sister. She tried to hide her anxiety, but Malorie caught a glimpse of it. Leanna forced a smile. “You’ll be okay, I swear. Just stay calm. I’m here.”
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No. 863491 ID: a606da
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Malorie swallowed down the rest of the unfathomable juices in her mouth. They ran quite cold, but somehow scalded her throat anyway. “What happens next, then?”

“We wait.”

“Wait for wh
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Once upon a time, there was a bird flying high in the sky.

It was a fairly average bird, and it knew it, too. It wasn’t one to go flapping around without the right feathers, after all. It was a dignified animal, and it knew its place in the order of things. It flew with gusto, spinning deftly in the air currents and sailing comfortably above the world below.

Until a certain point, this bird had lived a wonderfully pleasant avian lifestyle. But then that certain point came to pass, and the bird became extremely confused. On one hand, the bird was a bird. It knew very well that it was a bird. But it also knew just as well that it was not a bird.

And of course it wasn’t. Until moments ago, it had been _______, after all.

But what was _______, it wondered? It couldn’t remember. It tried, but the thoughts wouldn’t come. Perhaps they were thoughts too large for the bird’s relatively small brain to consider, or perhaps there were other forces in play. But it knew this wasn’t what it was supposed to be.

So, with a decisive flap of its wings, the part of the bird that was not the bird decided it wouldn’t be the bird anymore.

Only… what would it be instead?
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No. 863493 ID: 9876c4

It'd rather be a Clownbear.

Fuck, who wouldn't?
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No. 863494 ID: c88e6d

>>863492
The badger.
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No. 863495 ID: 4c71b0

An oak tree.
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No. 863496 ID: a633c6

A deity.
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No. 863498 ID: 6780f5

A dragon.
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No. 863500 ID: f5abbc

Oh hey look a fairy

bee the bee fairy
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No. 863513 ID: c0641d

Be a bee. Remember that you are Malorie.
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No. 863520 ID: cc5f4f

An ash tree. Perhaps a glass of water. Maybe a lion. Could be a wyrm.
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No. 863522 ID: 3d2d5f

>>863492
A fine dress.
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No. 863538 ID: 33cbe7

A dungeon.
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No. 863543 ID: 69d4b9

>>863492
A queen, of course
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No. 863637 ID: 90124d

A phoenix. Light it up, Bird Fire Style.
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No. 863992 ID: de6d84

A flowing cloak.
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No. 863995 ID: c31aac

>>863493
Truer words never spoken.
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