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>Wait! You can't leave yet! Where's An?!
She is right around the corner, discussing something with Qip in secret. You have to wonder what they are actually talking about…
>Oh, so does this mean you enjoyed being curled around Leon just that much more because he was extra warm compared to you?
Well… maybe~
>...Though, that'd mean you feel cool to him, which wouldn't feel so comfortable.
You’re not that cold… at least, you don’t think you’re that cold… are you?
>Rishi, that is an evil question to ask a male in alien cultures! Whenever a female asks that, the male is then forced to always say no out of fear that the female will get offended.
Offended? Why would you be offended? You asked for his opinion… why would you be offended if he gave it to you? Other cultures are so weird.
>Remember what Ziana said about Vark society's harsh attitude towards the obese of their species? They're considered criminals and monsters, outcasts shunned by other Varks.
Hmm… she did say that… so maybe you used the wrong terminology?
>Hangups Rishi, you're of the only species that doesn't have hangups.
Aliens are odd… interesting, but odd… you need to learn more about them and their odd ideas.
>Just be the stereotypical tactlessly direct Serpens and ask him why he's nervous and reluctant to answer.
Ahaha… hah… um… it’s not… I’m just looking for an answer and… screw it. I don’t think you’re fat, Rishi, far from it. Your hips are big, yes, but your waist and stomach is thin to compensate.
…so my waist is thin but butt big?
Someone that is overweight would be big everywhere, just not on one location like you. Just... compare yourself to that secretary we met at the last case. She was clearly overweight, wasn’t she? Her body is a sign of selfish consummation while your thin waist and wide hips are a sign of fertility.
Hmm… you did say something like that before, didn’t you?
Your hips are godlike, a divine creation of the Skymother herself as the aspect of fertility itself. If you built an altar for your hips, I for one would worship it like a god!
…laying it on a bit thick, aren’t we?
I’m just saying, in my eyes you’re hips are very attractive and not at all a sign of being overweight. They might be big, yes… but they are better that way.
Hmm… well, if you say so.
>Where is this coming from? If you're gonna be like that, then why did you get these mods in the first place? You got these mods because you wanted them!
It’s just… thinking about stairs and ladders and… you know, you never had this hard of a time with them before you got these things… they are a bit hard to move with…
>You wanted hips that'd turn heads for a three block radius and would put a broodmother to shame.
…you guess if you want to look good you’ll need to suffer for it?
>Is this because you're feeling that you're out of shape after your exercise routine with Varinia? Or is just being around such a lovely muscular lady making you feel fat?
Hmm… you know, maybe I need to talk to Varinia about this? Maybe she can make me feel a bit more in shape? …or maybe you just need to go home, sit in front of the holoscreen and suck down a whole flask of soda or something…
Being too distracted thinking about your own hips, you caught by surprise as you suddenly get handed a menu to order from. Apparently you’re already at the place the lizard sisters get their lunch? Having no idea what kind of food they have here, you just order a serpent soup with the local flavors. Hopefully it will be good…
You didn’t order your usual, sis, is something wrong?
Mmm? *Swallow* huh? What? No, I was just in the mood for something with eggs, that’s all. Dunno why, but I just got this craving all the sudden. Heh, besides, it’s good to try something new at times.
I have to remember this place. This food is great… and it was rather cheap too. How about you, Rishi, do you like it?
A bit spicy… I think I’ll order something a bit milder next time, but other than that, It’s great.
I’m just happy to be here, even if I can’t eat.
Now, as I said earlier, sadly I won’t have the time to sit and converse for long, as I am soon needed at my parlor again.
Qip gave me the rest of the day off... so I got all the time in the world, really.
And we need to drop some paperwork of at the station. Actually, seeing as I’m already going there anyway, how about I fix the paperwork and you can take a break, Rishi? After all, you’re the one with the honor of solving… well, mostly solving todays case.
If you’ll do that I’ll be grateful. So, the rest of the day off, eh?
Until they recall us into duty that is…
Which, knowing this quest, will happen in the worst moment possible.
Well, it seems that you’ve gotten some time off… and you have a lot of none-work things that you need to do. Ergo, you might want to do them now.
First off, we have Varinia. She might need a friend right now… and you have a few things you want to talk to her about.
Then we have Zaina, the one from the broodpit, who wants you to find a suitable male to impregnate her with.
And Isan, the serpent guy, whom you promised to trade “exciting” pictures with… and, seeing as he is a very influential and well off person, might be a suitable male to sire your future children with?
Oh, and Lily the secretary, can’t forget her. She is probably still feeling a bit like crap after all that happen… and she might still be this horrible… virgin thing. You really don’t want one of your friends to be that.
…oh, and Kasha, the old female hiver. You need to talk to her about that Q&Q game, don’t you?
… … …and your eggsacks needs to be emptied inside someone… badly…
So… what to do first?
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