It better be, do you know how many favors it took Daddy to get this place defunded?

Charlotte 2017/10/26(Thu)16:35 No. 839954 ID: 0d7db5
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Kelly pulls out her flash light and does that thing where you shine it up under your chin to be spookier.
"An actual, real, abandoned insane asylum. These walls were once filled with tortured lunatics whose screams and wails of despair still echo through the halls and everything's all gross and scary as fuck!"
This place is crumbling and filled with broken glass and debris.

"Is this place even safe to be wandering around in?" I ask.
"NoOoooOOOoOoo..." Kelly replies. "It's really dangerous and it's actually pretty illegal for us to beeEEeeEe heeeEEeere."

Kay seems indifferent to this.

Gotta love your friend that gives you the horrible idea of going to creepy places.

Charlotte 2017/10/26(Thu)16:48 No. 839957 ID: 0d7db5
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"There's not going to be anything scary, is there? I don't think I'd be able to handle it if a bunch of skeletons jumped out at us," says Isis.
Adrian scoffs. "Don't worry, babe. There's no such thing as skeletons."
Greene examines some graffiti that might be a dirty limerick.

"I read online that the west wing of his place caught fire and sixty-seven inmates burned to death in the isolation cells," Coi-shi pipes up.

That's... fairly terrifying. I don't know anything about wandering around in creepy old buildings, so I'm wondering what's the best way to do it?

>>839957
well, step one is to pick up the short one by her bulbous head, affix her to your dick as a living codpiece, and start pelvic-thrusting your way through the various doors around you.

>>839957
Stay together, don't wander off alone or you might fall through a hole in the floor and die. Make sure your phones are charged. Don't stick your hands in holes in the wall, brown recluses like those.

Otherwise, just keep your torches low to make sure you can see here you're walking and don't step on rusty shards of metal.

Step one would be don't start any fires. Step two would be to take a tour of this place, and find the best/worst place to camp for the night.

>I don't know anything about wandering around in creepy old buildings, so I'm wondering what's the best way to do it?
Don't go first. Or last. Stragglers get picked off, and the person out front will be the first stumble into traps.

Obviously this is just a creepy non-haunted building so split up for maximum spook factor.

Unless it seems like there might be hobos living in here then don't split up, you might get shanked if you do.

>>839957
first step is to give Adrian some space. Boy looks like he weighs more than any three of you put together.

>>839958
Sure, why not? It's not like you're not here to sneak off and start fucking anyway.

Start exploring allready! you won't find anything if you just stay still in one place! Try to rembember where the exit is, just in case, mark the walls or something, NOT like that horribly drawn nazi symbol in the background. And stay together, obviously, you know what happens in movies and shit, don't even fuck with that.

Don't worry, buildings can't catch on fire twice, it's not how it works. Statistically that makes the wast wing the safest place here!

does anybody have a map?

Ah, one more thing, are you buddy-buddy with ALL the people here? What is up with that? It reallly important.

I recognize some of those furries, but beside the pyromaniac I know nothing about them. Should I leave the suggestions to people who know what this is about?

If not:
Stick together. It's true that there is safety in numbers, so it make the place somewhat less scary, but if there was a real reason to fear you wouldn't be here anyway. The most important point is that you got to make fun of your friends for been spoked, if you separate you will miss most of their humiliating moments.
Also separating is only worth to hook up, unless everyone is already divided in couples it will be annoying to be left alone while your friends go make out somewhere else.

Judging by the butched swastika, edgy teenagers frequent this place. Hope your shoes are strong, there should be broken bottles and piss everywhere.

As for destinations, the innate rooms are the best places to bullshit scary stuff, but the administration may have some cool documents left behind. Go to the rooms so Kelly can do her thing then look for the real horror stories that may have survived the time.

Kay is secretly the killer don't trust him

Make sure Isis doesn't wander off with someone, especially not Kay. She might end up doing them without even finding out their name first and we all know that goes wrong in any scary spookem stories.

calling it now, birb is gonna die first.

For the warhounds haunting this place, Halloween is too far away, yet Christmas came early!

Why don't you all head to the entrance, realize it's sealed, and scream your little heads off?

Can we split into teams of hunters and teenagers this time?

Charlotte 2017/10/27(Fri)00:23 No. 840079 ID: 0d7db5
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I explain to everyone how we need to stay together for safety and... they're all gone.

They ditched me in this crappy hallway. This is the opposite of what I said. I hate all of these people.

Hey there's still a tail going off to the right, catch up to it.

Okay, it's safe for you to change into your hockey mask and bloodstained overalls now. Let's start with the quiet one.

Well, this isn't 1980 anymore. You're not going to wait until the hunters get their communication interference tech up and running.

Instead, you're going to do what every professional youtuber starts with and make a big fussy deal that causes millions in collateral damage that you will be exempt from due to scantily-clad media outlet laws, while you rake a hidden profit from universally underestimated propaganda!

Call your COMP and send a program to text 911 your exact location in five hours. With terrorism threats. And stock audio of a porn star's orgasm.

If you hate them, then maybe you should scare them a bit. Set up some props. Write the names of your friends on the walls and cross them out etc.

They all already hooked up? And you were the odd one out? That sucked. I though Kelly would be the one left, she looked like the most invested in the spook pretense.
Nothing to do but get your revenge. Move around sneakily as possible and got your phone camera ready.

Scare them by screaming and then going home

>>840079
Well. They're all gonna die! Crappy friends anyway. Either way, explore the main corridors and avoid the burned sections of the building. Maybe you'll get lucky and find something valuable that was left behind!

>I hate all of these people.
Your vengeance will be both swift and terrible.

Charlotte 2017/10/30(Mon)15:29 No. 841069 ID: 0d7db5
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I don't have any traps, costumes or murder implements and I'm not going to kill anyone. That's silly.

I'm just going to have to follow them. It's not that scary here anyway.

...

Once I turn the corner, it tries a little harder to be a terrible dark hole of despair and there's nobody here either. Are they trying to mess with me?

>>841069
Probably lots of teens have been here over the years to fuck around.

Speaking of fucking, fuck going through the far door with all that puddling; floor might collapse and it's just gross. Check the one on the right, looks smaller, like it's a dead end. Might as well cross directions off the list as we go.

damn, those graffiti vandals really went all out in this place.

Oh well, just take a moment and listen as I'm sure your friends aren't going to be sneaking around (we'll maybe the midget) and they only just ditched you so you should be able to hear where at least one of them wondered around so you should be able to track someone down.

>>841069

Your friends are probably setting up a nasty prank. There's no reason for them to just up and disappear on you like that, otherwise.

Time to turn around and go home!

Or, at least, if you want to not fall for their prank, circle around the building from the outside and peek in through windows to see if you can see lights and locate where your friends went. Might even get to spy on what they're up to, if it's a ground floor window.

>>841069
Yeah fuck this, let's bounce and go get some cheap junk food and a spooky movie.

So what exactly prompted you to come here? clearly your genre sense is not strong. You really shouldn't be here.

Ok, this went from tipical rundown place to fairly creepy rundown place,in just one turn of a corner, thats good progres. You could have some sence self preservation and kiss this place goodbay, but that would be boring, so keep going foward, to the main hall.

Go straight forwards through the double doors.

At least you have a light, right? And yeah. Follow straight forwards. What could possibly go wrong!

welp heres the one thing that you need to keep in mind, dont invoke murphy's law, just dont do it

>>841069
Just follow your ears. Your friends are loud chatty assholes, right?

>I don't have any traps, costumes or murder implements
Any handy looking murder implements among the junk on the floor? Something blunt and whacky, or sharp and stabby?

Ditch these fools. Go home for a hot bath a nice cup of coffee.

Charlotte 2017/11/04(Sat)00:05 No. 842448 ID: 0d7db5
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Is it after midnight already? Dang. Now it's too late for anything spooky to happen.

Time to get a coffee and go home.

You've traveled through time, though! That's pretty spooky! I mean, look at all these Christmas decorations. It must be September!

>>842448
Christmas decorations? This cannot stand. Steal that candy cane.

Walk home while enjoying the sight of the lights and decorations.

Check the date on your phone.

Oh come on it's not even turkey day yet and people are already putting up their lights, plus your friends ditched you. Man tonight sucks. Might as well go home and just play some video games until you pass out.

Don't you just love it when the holiday spirit throws a curveball at you.

>>842448
Haha, did you just ditch your friends and leave them in that shithole?

Serves em right. Maybe if you're lucky they'll be freaked out when they can't find you.

Smart girl. Now let's see if she can make it to the front door without being ambushed by a stalking hunter.

(psst, that's your cue)

Well, in the best case scenario, no one dies, so let's chill, what else is there to do at this hour?

>>842448
Go have a nice candle lit bath at home and reflect on how its great not to get murdered in some spooky run down mental institute.

And this has now become Final Destination.

>>842448
Wait a moment... this isn't coffee! It never was!

Charlotte 2017/11/04(Sat)23:54 No. 842649 ID: 0d7db5
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I'll sit in a hot bath and they'll think I was kidnapped by murder-hobos. They ran off to try to prank me, so I'll prank them back.

Relaxing, comfortable pranks will show them.

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>>842649
Haha, yeah, and if they're upset tomorrow you can give them a blowjob and nobody will ever believe them.

The perfect revenge.

Insomnia: Activate.

Charlotte 2017/11/05(Sun)00:45 No. 842660 ID: 0d7db5
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Something feels wrong, like it's gnawing at me...

Christmas decorations this early is just wrong.

ALRIGHT, TIME TO TEAR THIS SHIT DOWN. GET TO IT.

>>842660
Get out of the tub and check the date on your phone.

Trip over shadow monster.

>>842660
a spook wants handholding

>>842663
Pretty much do all of this.

>>842665
And attempt to seduce the shadow monster into being your boyfriend/girlfriend and not kill you!

>Christmas decorations this early is just wrong
Maybe with stores pushing christmas decorations out earlier and earlier each year some smart ass decided to pull a nightmare before christmas and put out his christmas decorations on halloween and then put up his halloween decorations on christmas and everyone in the neighborhood thought that it was funny and copied him?

Some countries start their Christmases as early as September. Where do you live?

>>842660
You can get rid of that gnawing feeling with masturbation, pretty sure.

Is this your house?

>>842660
give that hand a squeeze scare whoever is trying to scare you.

I think you should: 1. Do not fall asllep, you can drwon, accidents happen, and there is a spooky hand trying to reach you. 2. Blow the candle, if it is a shadow, it shuoldn't be able to form with out a surce of light.

Open your eyes and focus.

>>842660
How did you leave the asylum?

Charlotte 2017/11/11(Sat)23:13 No. 844438 ID: 0d7db5
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I don't see how I could trip on anything, doing something simple like getting out of the tub.

Oh my God!

Fall and make sure to expose your ass.

Fall on your butt.

Will you stop flailing around before you trip and crack your skull on the sink ahp too late.

Quick grab that towel rack before you fall on your face!

that's what you get form tempting fate.

Be sure to land in an unintentionally sexy position.

>>844438
Grab the towel rack for balance!

>>844445
>>844449
This!

You have a very nice rack, I mean, towel rack. Of course.

Don't keep your mouth open tho, could end up in an embarrassing situation if you landed on something long and round. What did you trip over anyway?

The average wall mounted towel rack wouldn't support the weight of a child at play, let alone an adult in mid fall.

It's probably better to cross your arms in front of your head to absorb the impact, instead of winding up with a metal rod torn out of the wall with the screws exposed.

Charlotte 2017/11/12(Sun)00:05 No. 844456 ID: 0d7db5
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I try to catch the towel rack, but there is no towel rack... or wall, or bathroom. Just a dirty floor in a dark room.

Masturbate furiously.

Check if there's anyone around. Can you locate your clothes?

Oh god where are your clothes? Are you STILL in the asylum!? Time to sneak around and avoid people until you figure out where you left your clothes while you were hallucinating.

>>844456
There's only a 3 explanations for this!

1.) Theres some kinda gas leak and the fumes have you hallucinating and you never left the asylum.

2.) You left the asylum and you were in your house, but something pulled you back to the asylum without your clothes.

3.) You never left the asylum and a dark presence messed with your mind to make you think you left the asylum.

Did you take any drugs before heading out on this halloween adventure? because that may have been a -terrible- idea.

>>844462
These seem like some reasonable ideas within the context.

>>844459
Also, check if your boobs are still real.

Alright, now this is more like it!
Now, you seem to have gone cuckoo in the head for some reason. Try to locate
your clothes.

>>844456
Oh. Great. You're back in the madhouse, naked.

>>844462
There's some reasonable possible variations. Instead of a gas leak, one of your asshole friends might have drugged you or something.

Or maybe this is a nightmare, after you fell asleep in the tub (hopefully you don't drown).

where the hell are your clothes? I mean if you just hallucinated that you took a bath shouldn't your clothes be nearby?

Well the ghosts tricked you into getting naked. That does not bode well.

Try to figure out where you are.

>>844456
You've been possessed! Oh shit! Uhm.... do you know any religions? Pray! Pray REALLY HARD.

>>844456

Looks like going home wasn't the best idea.

Pro: At least you had coffee and a warm bath before something terrible and unnatural happened tonight.
Con: You're now wet, naked and questioning your sanity. You also no longer have your flashlight.

Assess the situation somewhat rationally. Do you recognize the room you're in? IS it the asylum? Can you find your way around? Stay quiet for now, see if you can hear if anyone else is around.

>>844456
Oh no, I've read about a movie like this before. The haunted hospital there managed to trick the protagonists by actually simulating the outside world for several miles before revealing they were all still in the same building and never left. You're screwed in a metaphorical sense. Better find some clothes or else it might be in the literal sense.

Listen for any sign of your friends.

>>844456
Pet fluffy tail for comfort.

use current naked status to encourage friends to return

>>844456
Well, good news is you don't look wet anymore? So you won't immediately freeze or anything. Or leave an easy to follow trail.

More concerning is your sudden lack of balance earlier. It might be safer to move around in a crawl, so any loss of balance is as safe as possible.