>>842798
>[Jerry] : "Something happen?"
>[Dolores] : "...Dangers of the job."
>[Jerry] "...Oh."
Yeah.
This trip has been less "horrifying descent into a den of monsters" and more "confusing romp through a vortex of awkwardness."
Anyway, before we move on, is there anything we can do for you, Jerry? Anything at all?

Hey Jerry what do you think of Lavender now that she's settled in a bit?

Hey Jerry, could you give us a hand opening Daisy's door? ...A 'hand'? Get it? No? Eh.

Analyze Sanity. One of your first encounters in this house was with a Mental monster, and yet your sanity points are full - how do you know their true status hasn't been masked since then? This place defies all common hunters' sense!

Spookzone 2017/11/06(Mon)19:40 No. 843065 ID: 22b85b
File 151002603131.png - (129.00KB , 800x800 , Jerry.png )

> ANALYZE

Sanity: SP or [Sanity Points] are the method in which one's sanity is denoted. One's Sanity points are akin to Health Points, only for mental stats instead of physical. Certain skills require use of SP, just as certain techniques require HP use. Being reduced to 0 Sanity points indicates one has gone Insane, or rather, 'brain-dead'. Sanity Points can be wittled away easier, but also recover far easier. One loses sanity by encountering a situation which is in no amount probable, an impossible scenario. Most Monster Hunters encounter such scenarios very often, and so have become more accustom to very improbable situations, reducing potential sanity loss.

> Jerry listens in to the swaystone for a little, before nodding their head slowly in thought, then looking towards it as they respond.

[Jerry] : "She means well, but she's a bit trusting. She hasn't really much experience with the world at large, and so takes everything in stride. I'm a little envious of how straightforward she takes things."

[Jerry] : "I can't really help you with Daisy's door. She has enough control over her room that she can choose whether it an be moved or not. If she doesn't want you in, she doesn't want you in. That's the long and short of it."

[Dolores] : "You know, you don't really have to answer them if you don't want to, you know. I know half the time I try to ignore some of their comments... lecherous ones... "

[Jerry] : "It's fine. It's thanks to them that some life is finally coming back to this old house, y'know?"

STATUS:
HP: 35/40
SP: 40/40
LP: 4/???

SKILLS
[Analyze] - 0 SP, Analyze a being's characteristics.
[Matron Instinct] -0 SP, Locate hiding objects/creatures

INVENTORY
---
[Tailored Outfit]
[Swaystone]
[Coldiron Mace]
[Combat Armor]
[Crystalline Statue]
[Monsterscale Talisman]
[Throwing Axe]
[Moonstone]

>>843065
Thank him for his help and offer him a hug. Try writing a note and slipping it under the door.

Dolores could just... you know... knock.

Oh... Well, we won't give up yet.

>>843065
>I know half the time I try to ignore some of their comments...lecherous ones...
Oh, come on. We're not that bad! .....right?

>>843068
True.

Spookzone 2017/11/06(Mon)21:34 No. 843083 ID: 22b85b
File 151003288474.png - (191.16KB , 800x800 , Hallway.png )

> Dolores thanks Jerry for his time and asks if he needs anything further. After stating that he doesn't, Dolores heads back to the HALLWAY. She Knocks on the RUSTED door, which remains firmly shut.

[Dolores] : "Alright. From what I can tell, I can either head down into the mushroom trapdoor, try out the door with the faint light, head back to the lounge to meet... the... TV person? or head towards the 'secret' room to meet those people. Any suggestions?"

STATUS:
HP: 35/40
SP: 40/40
LP: 4/???

SKILLS
[Analyze] - 0 SP, Analyze a being's characteristics.
[Matron Instinct] -0 SP, Locate hiding objects/creatures

INVENTORY
---
[Tailored Outfit]
[Swaystone]
[Coldiron Mace]
[Combat Armor]
[Crystalline Statue]
[Monsterscale Talisman]
[Throwing Axe]
[Moonstone]

Visit the trapdoor, it's best to catch him between performances.

>>843084
This.
If the music has dies down, remember to knock first.

>>843083
Seems like Daisy isn't taking visitors right now for some reason... Might have to ask Lavender if she's okay. Lavender was supposed to deliver a songstone to her a while back. If she forgot, I would expect Daisy to be a bit upset about it. Or maybe something else happened.

Anyway if the singing stopped, check the mushroom door. Otherwise let's go with the green door.

Can you ANALYZE the hidden rune?

Knock on mushroom door if there's no music playing.

>>843089
>Can you ANALYZE the hidden rune?
Yes, do that.

And what ever you do, don't touch the rune! Toblerone doesn't want anyone to touch it, not even the other residents of the house!

>>843084
This.

Visit the moth door before you analyze that rune.

Before you enter the trapdoor, I'd like to get your opinion on classic theater, Dolores.

Spookzone 2017/11/07(Tue)15:30 No. 843280 ID: 22b85b
File 151009742888.png - (238.64KB , 800x800 , Reginald.png )

>Dolores tries to find the rune to ANALYZE it but she doesn't have the means in which to LOCATE it yet! It's around here somewhere. In the meantime, she heads down into the mushroom'd trap door.

> The heavy scent of mold fills the air as each step produces a cloud of heavy spores that dance through the air like ghost lights. As she moves, the sound of piano music begins to faintly fill the air. It is slowly followed by violins. ...Some sort of dance? a waltz? It sounds familiar, like she's heard it from some film her kid watched. She enters into the room, which has been stylized into a massive fungal theater to find the being delicately playing away at the grand piano with rootlike tendrils.

> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31nOaXSeqSo

STATUS:
HP: 35/40
SP: 40/40
LP: 4/???

SKILLS
[Analyze] - 0 SP, Analyze a being's characteristics.
[Matron Instinct] -0 SP, Locate hiding objects/creatures

INVENTORY
---
[Tailored Outfit]
[Swaystone]
[Coldiron Mace]
[Combat Armor]
[Crystalline Statue]
[Monsterscale Talisman]
[Throwing Axe]
[Moonstone]

>>843280
(whispering) Politely wait for him to finish playing.

>>843280
Analyze the mushroom man.
Cover your mouth to not inhale any spores.
Wait patiently for the performance to end, then give him a nice round of applause.

Don't call him a fun guy. DON'T clap. Give a polite cough when he's finished.

Spookzone 2017/11/07(Tue)16:07 No. 843296 ID: 22b85b
File 151009962479.png - (238.64KB , 800x800 , Reginald.png )

> ANALYZE

[Reginald]
HORROR Type Monster
RANKING: C
PHYSICAL ATTRIBUTES: [AWARENESS] [SPOREMIND] [TOXIC] [IMMOBILE] [VULNERABILITY: FIRE]
MENTAL ATTRIBUTES: [SNOOTY] [UPTIGHT] [DRAMATIC] [LONER] [ARTISTIC]

> They finish the song after a short moment, before looking over after some time. It seems they were expecting something or other, and did not recieve it. As a result they seem somewhat disappointed.

[Reginald] : "I am surprised you were not moved to tears by this piece. I could have sworn I chose a particularly moving human music piece with which to entertain you."

STATUS:
HP: 35/40
SP: 40/40
LP: 4/???

SKILLS
[Analyze] - 0 SP, Analyze a being's characteristics.
[Matron Instinct] -0 SP, Locate hiding objects/creatures

INVENTORY
---
[Tailored Outfit]
[Swaystone]
[Coldiron Mace]
[Combat Armor]
[Crystalline Statue]
[Monsterscale Talisman]
[Throwing Axe]
[Moonstone]

I am surprised you did not mind being surprised this time.

>>843296
Analyze Sporemind, politely ask him if he requires anything.

>>843296
It's kinda hard to clap when Dolores only has one arm and the rest of us don't even have arms. But she did enjoy the song. Right, Dolores?

And I'll admit *sniff* that was a beautiful performance! *cries a little*

>[IMMOBILE]
What happened to his legs? .....crap, this is gonna make it hard to bring everyone together for that party.....if it hasn't already happened.

>>843296
For what it's worth, twas a beautiful piece, I agree.
Also a beautiful movie.

However, one cannot get tears from a stone.

>>843302
>>843307
These.

Spookzone 2017/11/07(Tue)18:43 No. 843337 ID: 22b85b
File 151010902079.png - (238.64KB , 800x800 , Reginald.png )

> ANALYZE

[Sporemind] is a UNIQUE skill that is the signature of mold, fungi, brain flukes, and other such organisms. Sporemind allows one to communicate though various organisms of the same niche as the user, allowing a much larger sphere of influence as well as higher perception and mental ability.

[Dolores] : "Um... that was from the animated film, right? I think Bea watched it once or twice. ...My kid. Um. For what it's worth it was really good!"

[Reginald] : "I have not need for pity. Ugh. I must have flubbed this one somehow as well. No matter! It is all simply practice. What was that one that Crackle told me about...? Let's see..."

> He attempts to play the piano once again, and this time, though it is indeed beautiful, it somehow... seems off in some manner or another. Dolores doesn't seem to mind. It seems Reginald doesn't need anything at the moment.

STATUS:
HP: 35/40
SP: 40/40
LP: 4/???

SKILLS
[Analyze] - 0 SP, Analyze a being's characteristics.
[Matron Instinct] -0 SP, Locate hiding objects/creatures

INVENTORY
---
[Tailored Outfit]
[Swaystone]
[Coldiron Mace]
[Combat Armor]
[Crystalline Statue]
[Monsterscale Talisman]
[Throwing Axe]
[Moonstone]

Practice makes perfect! Or near enough, anyway.
Leave for Hallway again.

>>843337
I guess if he's not expecting us to stick around and listen to this song, then we should politely and quietly leave.

>>843337
I'd recommend Chopin's works if he's looking for an emotional piano piece. Maybe it sounds wrong to you because the feelings he's putting into his music are not the same kind you're used to, Dolores.

Let's leave him to his practice and head over to the green door.

Leave to the hallway then use maternal instinct to check for hidden objects.

Spookzone 2017/11/07(Tue)19:39 No. 843354 ID: 22b85b
File 151011237666.png - (191.16KB , 800x800 , Hallway.png )

> Dolores leaves him to his piano work, and heads back out into the Hallway, and uses her MATERNAL INSTINCTS. Her ability once again denotes her of the presence of 6 individual beings, each one hiding behind one of the doors, as well as the Hidden Sigil, which seems to be hiding behind the... heart shaped door. Somehow. She's not sure how to get in there. Maybe someone else would know?

> NEW MISSION: A Symbol of Love - Find a way into the Heart Door Room.

STATUS:
HP: 35/40
SP: 40/40
LP: 4/???

SKILLS
[Analyze] - 0 SP, Analyze a being's characteristics.
[Matron Instinct] -0 SP, Locate hiding objects/creatures

INVENTORY
---
[Tailored Outfit]
[Swaystone]
[Coldiron Mace]
[Combat Armor]
[Crystalline Statue]
[Monsterscale Talisman]
[Throwing Axe]
[Moonstone]

>>843354
Either leave the Hallway or try the glowing, green door.

Use GREEN door.

>>843354
The only other door left here is the green door, so let's go knock on the door and introduce ourselves.

>>843354
Analyze the painting in the back. It seems to stick out a bit.

Spookzone 2017/11/07(Tue)20:55 No. 843373 ID: 22b85b
File 151011694691.png - (175.98KB , 800x800 , Luna.png )

> Dolores knocks politely on the green door, only for the light to go out. It takes a bit for the door to creak open, and she finds herself staring at a... Mothman? No, Mothwoman. ...Probably? Their wings are translucent like glass, and looking at her too hard hurts her eyes a little...

[???]: "What kin I do fer you?

> She has a distinct Southern Belle Accent.

STATUS:
HP: 35/40
SP: 40/40
LP: 4/???

SKILLS
[Analyze] - 0 SP, Analyze a being's characteristics.
[Matron Instinct] -0 SP, Locate hiding objects/creatures

INVENTORY
---
[Tailored Outfit]
[Swaystone]
[Coldiron Mace]
[Combat Armor]
[Crystalline Statue]
[Monsterscale Talisman]
[Throwing Axe]
[Moonstone]

>>843373
Introductions, Analyze...

Oooh, Luna looks pretty cool like this. Are those slight visual glitches around the edges of her figure? I bet she's got some cognito-distortion ability.

Hello again Luna. Settling in nicely? Got any bad feelings about something?

>>843373
Howdy, miss Luna.
This here is Dolores. She's just touring around the house and meeting the folks. Toblerone said it was cool, so don't worry about it.
Anything we can do for you this fine evening?

>>843373
Analyze and introduce yourself.

Tell her that Toblerone had sent you around the house to meet the residents and asked that you do favors for them.

Then ask if she has anything she'd like for us to do for her.

Spookzone 2017/11/08(Wed)00:13 No. 843429 ID: 22b85b
File 151012881579.png - (175.98KB , 800x800 , Luna.png )

> ANALYZE

[Luna]
MENTAL type monster
RANKING: D
PHYSICAL ATTRIBUTES: [LIGHT ATTRACTION] [DISASTER MAGNET] [HALLUCINOGENIC]
MENTAL ATTRIBUTES: [DITSY] [SHY] [STRESSED] [HARDWORKING] [BULLIED]

[Luna] : "Er... Do I...Know you from somewhere?"

> Luna observes the stone carefully, then looks up to Dolores, seeming to shrink away slightly. She seems frightened, and Dolores raises both hands non threateningly.

[Dolores] : "I don't, sorry. The swaystone already seems to know everyone here... Whenever I meet someone new they always say stuff like you're all old friends. I'm Dolores."

[Luna] : "I'm... Luna. It's nice to meet you."

> She does a very slight bow, and mumbles 'I'll be in your care' under her breath.

STATUS:
HP: 35/40
SP: 40/40
LP: 4/???

SKILLS
[Analyze] - 0 SP, Analyze a being's characteristics.
[Matron Instinct] -0 SP, Locate hiding objects/creatures

INVENTORY
---
[Tailored Outfit]
[Swaystone]
[Coldiron Mace]
[Combat Armor]
[Crystalline Statue]
[Monsterscale Talisman]
[Throwing Axe]
[Moonstone]

We were with Lavender before. Do you two do anything together? Is she uh, in your care?

>>843429
>Dolores raises both hands non threateningly.
How is Dolores doing that?! She's only got one arm!

>She does a very slight bow, and mumbles 'I'll be in your care' under her breath.
You'll be under our care? What do you mean by that?

>>843429
Analyze: DISASTER MAGNET, BULLIED

You doing ok there Luna? Need us to help you with something?

>>843436
I second this suggestion.

>>843429
What's wrong? You seem stressed out.

Analyze STRESSED. Pre-existing condition?

>> NEW MISSION: A Symbol of Love - Find a way into the Heart Door Room.
I bet you have to kiss someone.

>>843629
No, I think we've gotta spend LP.

Eh, we were... piggybacking? What do they call it in Voodoo? Mounting? Though that sounds perverted. Riding along with Lavender, so we know a bit about the relative recent past of this place.

Dolores: is your phantom limb acting up again? There was an oddity in our perception of the events. I'm sure someone can help with some cognitive trick to help with that, without needing fancy mirror tricks.

Spookzone 2017/11/09(Thu)16:41 No. 843911 ID: 22b85b
File 151027447629.png - (175.98KB , 800x800 , Luna.png )

> ANALYZE

[Disaster Magnet] is an ability that indicates that an organism's presence causes machinery to fail, foundations to wear down, and fires to start. The presence of the being increases the likelyhood of a negative event occuring.

[Bullied] Indicates an organism either is or has been abused in some manner in the past. This can range from minor to life threatening. It takes time to go away, and can affect the subject much later in life.

[Stressed] Indicates an organism is predisposed to feel incredible levels of stress, and is used to being pushed to extremes. This has positive and negative side effects.

[Luna] : "Ah, er... I'm... alright for now. Thanks. I uh. Heard that that phrase was a greeting, so I thought I would, uh... use it to greet you properly."

[Dolores] : "Well, you seem like a fine enough girl. You'll tell me if something is going wrong, right...?"

[Luna] : "Ah, uh... sure..."

STATUS:
HP: 35/40
SP: 40/40
LP: 4/???

SKILLS
[Analyze] - 0 SP, Analyze a being's characteristics.
[Matron Instinct] -0 SP, Locate hiding objects/creatures

INVENTORY
---
[Tailored Outfit]
[Swaystone]
[Coldiron Mace]
[Combat Armor]
[Crystalline Statue]
[Monsterscale Talisman]
[Throwing Axe]
[Moonstone]

>>843911
Ask her if she needs a hug.

>>843911
Dolores: Engage Mommy Mode.
Mother the hecky out of this little moth child.

>>843911
Ask to see her room! I wanna see what she's working on.

Put the 'moth' in 'mother'.

Speaking of which, do you have any glimpses of what will happen regarding the rune?

>>843911
It seems like Dolores has this better than us. Do your thing, girl.

1/2 Spookzone 2017/11/11(Sat)12:10 No. 844304 ID: 22b85b
File 151043105549.png - (175.98KB , 800x800 , Luna.png )

[Luna] : "Er... Not. Right now, if that is alright. I'm a bit... busy? At the moment. You know? I'd like some privacy. Besides, we... don't really... know... each other too well, and..."

> Luna trails off and Dolores nods understandingly. After a few moments, the door closes shut softly, and dolores is left standing in front of the green door once again.

2/2 Spookzone 2017/11/11(Sat)12:11 No. 844305 ID: 22b85b
File 151043110605.png - (191.16KB , 800x800 , Hallway.png )

> Where shall Dolores head?

STATUS:
HP: 35/40
SP: 40/40
LP: 4/???

SKILLS
[Analyze] - 0 SP, Analyze a being's characteristics.
[Matron Instinct] -0 SP, Locate hiding objects/creatures

INVENTORY
---
[Tailored Outfit]
[Swaystone]
[Coldiron Mace]
[Combat Armor]
[Crystalline Statue]
[Monsterscale Talisman]
[Throwing Axe]
[Moonstone]

>>844305
You said there was a hidden gate here? Check out the painting.

To the Painting already? I don't know if Crackle's *that* bad... Return to the Lounge first.

I don't mean the painting in the lounge. There's a painting in this hallway, and a hidden gate.

>>844312
Same destination, most likely.

Spookzone 2017/11/13(Mon)14:44 No. 844823 ID: 22b85b
File 151061304199.png - (343.63KB , 800x800 , Lounge.png )

> Dolores is PRETTY sure that the picture frame in the room doesn't actually lead to the secret area, and even if it was, she wouldn't be able to 'step through' like she's supposed to. As a result, she'd just end up damaging the picture frame. Thusly, she heads back to the lounge.

>The question here is; Does she head to the 'secret' area immediately or stop to chat with crackle?

STATUS:
HP: 35/40
SP: 40/40
LP: 4/???

SKILLS
[Analyze] - 0 SP, Analyze a being's characteristics.
[Matron Instinct] -0 SP, Locate hiding objects/creatures

INVENTORY
---
[Tailored Outfit]
[Swaystone]
[Coldiron Mace]
[Combat Armor]
[Crystalline Statue]
[Monsterscale Talisman]
[Throwing Axe]
[Moonstone]

>>844823
Well.....it'd be kinda rude to not go to the tv. So I think we should go to the tv and say hi!

But let me give you a quick warning, don't change the channel! That monster absolutely hates it when someone does that!

>>844823
Chat with Crackle.

Of course. Be polite, but(t) firm.

>>844823
Crackle.

>>844826
This.

Yep, time to chat with Crackle!

Spookzone 2017/11/15(Wed)20:03 No. 845386 ID: 22b85b
File 151080503979.png - (69.36KB , 800x800 , Crackle.png )

> Dolores moves towards the TV, and finds that after a bit of adjusting her eyes, the grains on the television become more figurelike, until as she's within 5 feet of it, they take the shape of a curious looking figure, who tips their cap and speaks with a definably southern accent.

[???] : "Howdy Ma'am. What can I do fer ya? Yer lookin' mighty fine, might I add."

>Dolores is both confused and immediately flustered.

STATUS:
HP: 35/40
SP: 40/40
LP: 4/???

SKILLS
[Analyze] - 0 SP, Analyze a being's characteristics.
[Matron Instinct] -0 SP, Locate hiding objects/creatures

INVENTORY
---
[Tailored Outfit]
[Swaystone]
[Coldiron Mace]
[Combat Armor]
[Crystalline Statue]
[Monsterscale Talisman]
[Throwing Axe]
[Moonstone]

>>845386
Analyze and introduce yourself.

>>Dolores is both confused and immediately flustered.
This is like the 5th or 6th time you've turned red! That's gotta be a new record or something!

>>845386
Ask not what you can do for Dolores, ask what Dolores can do for you.

>>845386
Well, howdy, Crackle! It's been a while!
You probably don't remember us and I know you don't know Dolores here, so let me explain.
We used to be the voices that palled around with Lavender. We're a rock now. Go figure.
Now we hang out with this gal: Dolores. She's pretty swell. She came here looking for an acquaintance of hers, but now she's just kind of touring the house and offering to do stuff for folks.
It's all on the level. Toblerone gave her the okay himself.
Anyway! What can we do for you, fella?

Was he also a hunter that turned?

It's a shame you never met Garak, he shared your gun totin' pistols at dawn aesthetic.

Spookzone 2017/11/20(Mon)15:09 No. 846487 ID: 22b85b
File 151121934293.png - (69.36KB , 800x800 , Crackle.png )

> Dolores rudely covers up the stone after one of the comments about turning red the 6th time in a row, and hushes it quiet like a mother would a baby that's being just a little too loud in a movie theater. Crackle, on the flipside, just chuckles.

[Crackle] : "Ain't nothin' to be ashamed of, miss! We don't often get yer sort 'round these parts, so 's a sight fer sore eyes whenever we kin get an eyeful anyhow."

> Crackle guffaws, and Dolores is left flustered and confused to just confused. She's not really sure what to make of the monster, who would most likely refer to themselves as a 'feller' anyway.

STATUS:
HP: 35/40
SP: 40/40
LP: 4/???

SKILLS
[Analyze] - 0 SP, Analyze a being's characteristics.
[Matron Instinct] -0 SP, Locate hiding objects/creatures

INVENTORY
---
[Tailored Outfit]
[Swaystone]
[Coldiron Mace]
[Combat Armor]
[Crystalline Statue]
[Monsterscale Talisman]
[Throwing Axe]
[Moonstone]

That's just the way he likes it. Ask if'n there's anything you can do for him, pardner.

>>846487
Ask him if there's a favor you can do for him? Toblerone wanted us to help out!

>>846487
Psst. Analyze.

Reminder: Spookzone's Submit a Monster Contest is still going! Head over to the disthread and submit an entry! Make sure you read the rules before you submit anything!

>>845426

The telescreen works both ways, does it not? Did you capture what happened to Garak?

>>846711
I thought we already knew what happening from talking with the others. Actually seeing it sounds like a unpleasant idea.

>>846722
I didn't ask him to show us. Having a record of it could be vital to any follow-up investigation, or we could just ask his opinion on it.

>>846487
Is he stuck in that television, or can he move about? (...not that many of the monsters here seem to move about).

Spookzone 2017/12/03(Sun)22:28 No. 849683 ID: 22b85b
File 151236889026.png - (69.36KB , 800x800 , Crackle.png )

> ANALYZE

[Crackle]
HORROR type monster
RANKING: B
PHYSICAL ATTRIBUTES: [2D BODYFORM] [PARANOIA AGENT]
MENTAL ATTIBUTES: [VAIN] [CHARISMATIC] [CONVINCING] [NARCISSISTIC] [STUBBORN] [TRADITIONALIST]

[Crackle] : "Me, a hunter? Naw. Shoot, If were a hunter y'all wouldn;t find me stickin' round these parts! Y'all wouldn't really see me as a monster, neither. I'm a bonafide monster, 110 per-cent!"

[Dolores] : "A-and... As for... Garak...

> A quick, sudden flash of a corpse, the flesh of it's face somehow molten over and melded shut, and Many holes punched into the frame of the limp body, hanging loosely from skin flayed from it's ribs to hang it up from the ceiling as swarms of small, blackened childlike figures with swollen, maggot-like heads and distorted, shriveled limbs flashes onto the screen for but a moment. Dolores is startled by the sudden change, but it's gone quicker than she can reacted. Perhaps it was merely a trick of the light...

[Crackle] : "Sure as shootin'! I have the footage that ya seek, hun, but d'ya really wanna see it? It ain't the purtiest picture, unlike what I happen t'be lookin' at.

STATUS:
HP: 35/40
SP: 39/40
LP: 4/???

SKILLS
[Analyze] - 0 SP, Analyze a being's characteristics.
[Matron Instinct] -0 SP, Locate hiding objects/creatures

INVENTORY
---
[Tailored Outfit]
[Swaystone]
[Coldiron Mace]
[Combat Armor]
[Crystalline Statue]
[Monsterscale Talisman]
[Throwing Axe]
[Moonstone]

>>849683
CRACKLE! YOU COST DOLORES A SANITY POINT! DON"T DO THAT!
Keep the footage to yourself. Dolores doesn't need to see that shit.

>I have the footage that ya seek, hun, but d'ya really wanna see it?
You know he died, you know who killed him. There's not much to be gained from watching it play out except self flagellation, and morbid voyeurism.

>>849683
>but d'ya really wanna see it? It ain't the purtiest picture
No, let's not look at that.

>unlike what I happen t'be lookin' at.
Aw, that's so sweet. You hear that, Dolores? Crackle just called you pretty!

>>849683
>SP: 39/40
Well, shit. That's a problem. We need to find a way to restore HP and SP.

>[Crackle] : "Sure as shootin'! I have the footage that ya seek, hun, but d'ya really wanna see it? It ain't the purtiest picture, unlike what I happen t'be lookin' at."
First of all, no. It's bad enough that Dolores is even here. She doesn't need to see the deed. Second of all, flattery will get you nowhere.

I really don't trust Crackle. I don't 100% trust ANY of the monsters around Dolores, but Crackle really throws up some red flags for me.

>>849683
Analyze -> PARANOIA AGENT

So uh if you two were to date how would that work? He's 2 dimensional.

>>849684
Relax, it's one point out of a bunch. It's much easier to restore than health, too.

No, we don't need to see it, it's just a more concrete testimony should his death ever come before a tribunal.
Before you go, you should thank Crackle for keeping an upbeat attitude to lift spirits.
Analyze CONVINCING to get the specifics.

>PARANOIA AGENT
Dohoho

>110 per-cent
whats the 10 is it you dick
do you have a MAGNUM DONG

>>849696
>whats the 10 is it you dick do you have a MAGNUM DONG
That is inappropriate to ask. Quit being an asshole.

>>849696
Of course. What else would fit in a monster condom?

God, you two voices. Stop being perverted! Or if you must be perverted, do if with a bit of finesse and use double entendres or something to seem more intelligent than a boring teenager, please!

Be excellent to each other.
While we're asking questions, we still haven't asked if there's anything he "needs".