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834225 No. 834225 ID: d62b37

We'll be taking beat up old sticks and really just pimpin them the fuck out!
I'm Guy Fieri
Wecome to:

PIMP
MY
STIIIICK!
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No. 834227 ID: 9b80a5

light it on fire and call it the hellstick thet'll sell
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No. 834228 ID: d62b37
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834228

GUY FIERI !- SO TOM! How can we help you the fuck out? That's quite a stick you got there!

Tom- I just sort of found like this old stick in my garden and uhh not being negative but I though hey, It would be so nice if it looked...you know, a bit less wooden.

GUY FIERI !- Less wooden, totally! Radical! So what themes do you want us playing with here?

Tom- You know what would be nice? Like maybe a bit of a Sci-Fi theme. I quite like the color aquamarine. You know, something subtle but not too subtle.

GUY FIERI ! - I got you man! Im gonna go talk to the team, we're gonna spitball some ideas! This is gonna be a fukin amazing stick!

Tom- Thanks Guy.

So I went back to the team to discuss ideas!
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No. 834230 ID: 9b80a5

dip it in white paint and take some aquamarine colored string soaked in hand sanatizer and light that shit on fire so you have a +10 firey wooden staff of death
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No. 834238 ID: 094652

Coat your stick in plastic. Just throw a bunch of your retarded brat's toys in a furnace and dip the stick in.
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No. 834239 ID: fd306a

Let the stick marinate in a tray of aquamarine paint for a few minutes until it is thoroughly soaked before wrapping that baby up in aluminium foil and cooking for 8-10 minutes.
When finished, present with a side of rice add a light touch of herbs of your choice.
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No. 834264 ID: d62b37
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834264

So Tommy clamped Tom's stick to the table and added a super hot base coat of Aquamarizzle!
Then he made a divet in the top, we're gonna fill this badboy up with Kerosene and by the end, she's gonna a light up brighter than a Nun on Prayer day!

Totally fly!

This stick is gonna be the fukin talk of Hollywood yo!
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No. 834275 ID: 3abd97

>>834264
Gotta bedazzle the shit out of this thing.
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No. 834279 ID: 99f45d

PUT SOME SPARKLE GLUE AND GLITTER ON THAT SHIT, WE GOTTA MAKE ALL OF HOLLYWOOD BLIND SO THIS MAGNIFICANT BASTARD WILL BE THE LAST THING THEY EVER SEE.
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No. 834397 ID: 094652

Wrap a wire around it connected to a 9000 volt battery.
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No. 834398 ID: eda54c

how is our boy Tom gonna blow down on some dank purple four twenty shyt without a bowl and a carb-cap yo
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