Well, if he wants us to surprise him, then obviously 7 will be something he won't be expecting! XD

1 still. Turns out Very Long wasn't too extreme to work, though.

voting 2

2

>>821828
3.

3

turned out well

4

He'll probably like the waif. 3.

Can she have chrome hair too? That'd be good. Waif in chrome.

I'm gonna vote 2.

>>821818
6

I'm going to vote for 6.

if 1 isn't going anywhere, I'll vote 6.

6 does look good. I like that body shape.

(Would like it even more is we ditched the hair ribbons, but still...)

6

These changes are temporary, so I don't think the choice here matters much, other than trying to guess the preferences of this guy.

Based on the current interactions, he's probably seeking a tiny, fragile-looking girl. So small chest and small hips.

Thus, number 3 fits.

>>821828
3

Combination of 2 and 3
Like my hips wide and tits small

6 seems to have reasonable body proportions. Not ludicrously oversized, but not anemic either.

5

Phi 2017/08/11(Fri)21:51 No. 822117 ID: 0ab24d
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Highlighted parts of your body engorge with a fat like gel as it becomes activated, putting some strain on you clothes, To much of this gel can awkward to move around in.

Your hair cycles through to the desired colour as individual strands bunch up on a near invisible level, producing shorter tails. Thankfully you didn't go shorter or you would have had to grow the hair out from scratch, Nanoweave only has so much it can squash or stretch.

It takes a bit of time but hopefully this is enough "unexpected" to satisfy them

Phi 2017/08/11(Fri)22:32 No. 822127 ID: 0ab24d
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when you exit the bathroom, a trail of rose petals greets you. clearly this man aims to fulfill some sort of fantasy.

Phi 2017/08/11(Fri)22:38 No. 822131 ID: 0ab24d
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oh boy it's going to be one of those nights

"You look beautiful my dear, tell you me have you done something with your hair?" His voice is playful and husky

"Come to bed my dear, we will make sweet love till dawn."

How should you respond to him?

>>822131
Of course, master.

Give the biggest "Oh my~" you can bring yourself to come up with for this barbaric slob, then lie back and think of Linux.

Although it will probably pain you to do wifey shit, you should probably play this straight. Maybe swoon or giggle or whatever like you're oh-so happy he noticed?

>>822117
>putting some strain on you clothes.
Then next time, wear the stretchy clothes!

>>822131
"Bitch roll over on all fours. I am in charge" give him a light slap on the rump

>>822146
>>822139
These are probably within our expected subroutines.

Maybe if we're feeling fancy we can count lighting fixtures.

>>822152
Client picked the clothes. What was it anyway, a schoolgirl's blazer and skirt?

>>822131
Play it straight with him. If he wants loving girlfriend, give him what he wants. You're being paid, and a little lovey-dovey acting is going to go a long way toward making the client feel like he's getting his money's worth.

I sure hope you can turn that face filter off, in your day to day normal existence, when you're not working.

"Yes daddy."

>>822147
Ye, dis. He's paying a fantasy, give him that fantasy. You're a professional after all.

Phi 2017/08/13(Sun)19:36 No. 822501 ID: 5ba35b
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"Thanks..." you reply meekly

Phi 2017/08/13(Sun)19:43 No. 822502 ID: 5ba35b
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The client meets you half way as you cross the bedroom grabbing you by the shoulders with his large hands

"Oh how I've waited for this for so long. Your beauty enchants me my love."

you can feel his heart beating harder through his hands.

"I think I may have fallen for you at first glance."

Whisper "dude be careful you're killing the art, get in the bed and prove you have a doctorate in exponentiated tertiation."

http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2012-05-19 if you don't get it

Phi 2017/08/13(Sun)19:52 No. 822506 ID: 5ba35b
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here it comes

"I Love you." He annouces confidently

Your heart swells in accordance
you can feel your systems shifting into girlfriend mode

"Tell you feel the same?" He beckons

you can feel yourself trembling slightly. laying on it a little thick you should probably try to tone it down.

"I I-I..."

... I am your butterfly. I need your protection, be my samurai.

Phi 2017/08/13(Sun)20:02 No. 822510 ID: 5ba35b
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A problem has been detected and you have been shut down to prevent damage to yourself

the problem seems to be cause by the following file: Grrlfriend.exe

if this is the first time you've seen this screen,
restart yourself. if this screen appears again follow
these step:

Scrap yourself you defective piece of crap Scrap yourself you defective piece of crap
Scrap yourself you defective piece of crap Scrap yourself you defective piece of crap
Scrap yourself you defective piece of crap Scrap yourself you defective piece of crap
Scrap yourself you defective piece of crap Scrap yourself you defective piece of crap
Scrap yourself you defective piece of crap Scrap yourself you defective piece of crap
Scrap yourself you defective piece of crap Scrap yourself you defective piece of crap
Scrap yourself you defective piece of crap Scrap yourself you defective piece of crap
Scrap yourself you defective piece of crap Scrap yourself you defective piece of crap
Scrap yourself you defective piece of crap Scrap yourself you defective piece of crap

Have a Nice Day

Reboot, disable GF mode, pretend nothing happened.
>tfw no GF Mode

Activate Sleepy 8!+(# Protocol:

"Attention, this unit has suffered a fatal malfunction. You will be compensated for any unauthorized actions and inactions this unit has performed. Step away from this unit and DO NOT ATTEMPT TO COMMAND THIS UNIT FURTHER. You may access the Phi-Moses helpdesk with P.H.O.N.N. Number "CuntsopholesMajorAssassassassings" or at our website gww.phmoses.com for more details on this error. The Phi-Moses Corporation recommends you create documentation of the past 24 Earth-Time hours, you will be compensated for your customer input on this unsatisfactory rental.

Thank you for choosing Phi-Moses, your interstellar guide to romance in the cold rivers of space! We intend to make up for this extreme error on our part and would be ecstatic if you were to continue further rentals!"

>>822510
Well crap, it looks like you picked up some malware. That's a risk of sleeping around and plugging untrusted connections into your hardware.

>>822510
Reboot.

Tell the client that the program he triggered is corrupted, and if he still wishes to enjoy your company tonight he should avoid the same situation.

Phi 2017/08/13(Sun)20:19 No. 822518 ID: 5ba35b
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Rebooting...

This was a really stupid idea

Welp.

Scenario A: You killed your client.
Steal his stuff and make an anonymous tip to the paramedics. Deny you were ever there.


Scenario B: You killed your client's ex-wife/ son / daughter / neighbor / unwelcome guest
Panic like a little girl with big breasts. Enhance knockers for sympathy.

>>822518
Are you covered in blood? That's not a good sign.

>>822519
>Enhance knockers for sympathy.
No you fool! She needs to enhance her everything!

Take the cash out of his wallet, wash yourself off, and go out the back. Change your look! -Oh wait, I guess you already did.

This would clearly have never happened with short hair.

>>822518
Assess surroundings.

>>822518
make sure its dead

>>822518
make sure its dead

Phi 2017/08/13(Sun)21:31 No. 822538 ID: 5ba35b
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>Assess surroundings.

The only thing in the room is the large bed along with your client. There is a bathroom door behind you and exit in the other direction.

>Make sure its dead

it's hard to lose that much blood and survive it

>>822538
Aww, you broke his heart. Both figuratively and literally.

Bathroom first. Clean yourself up. Look for his clothes, find a wallet and/or car keys.
Your body is pretty customizable, can you do things to erase identity like remove your fingerprint?

Damn, even someone that strong is no match for you?

Has this happened before? Why does it happen? How good is medical technology, can you call the paramedics and expect him to be resuscitated? What are the legal ramifications of an android killing a human?

>>822538
MAKE SURE ITS DEAD.

>>822538
WELL we are getting paid to do a job and if rigor mortus set in we can still do it

>>822538
Welp. Toss him out the window.

>>822550
This times your breast size.

I think it might be time to think about escape.

Assume a different appearance, grab a coat or something. Then out a local door or window.

Phi 2017/08/14(Mon)01:22 No. 822599 ID: 5ba35b
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>Has this happened before? Why does it happen?
No this has never happened before. While you are an older model of lovedoll, it is literally impossible for you to have a total system crash completely at random.

>How good is medical technology, can you call the paramedics and expect him to be resuscitated?
Modern medical science still has not been able to reverse total cessation of life.

>What are the legal ramifications of an android killing a human?
Androids are not supposed to be able to kill humans, modern robotic laws prohibit personal robots to be programmed in such a way. Still there have been a few extreme cases where a robot committed murder, in that circumstance the robot in question was either destroyed or reprogrammed.

>Assume a different appearance, grab a coat or something. Then out a local door or window.
Changing appearance isn't a terrible idea, but trying to leave presents a few problems. You are on the top floor of a very large building, the fall would break a lot of sensitive hardware internally. Additionally your client has an aide posted outside the hotel room and getting past them would be difficult. Lastly hotels like these require robots to be slaved to their network, meaning you would require access to remove the connection; access your client had before they died, or to be removed manually by the staff.

How did your client have the access? Through a phonecall, or mobile device? Look around for anything likely.

Consider that you might have beem hacked into doing this, and evidence of this would be localized at the slave node.

Look under the bed for clothes?
Your crash might have severed the network connection, if you're lucky. Otherwise just turn off your wireless capabilities, manually if needed.

>>822599
First, take a shower, and get the blood off of you.

Then, hide the body and the evidence.

Once you've done that, see if the "aide" can be convinced to go get something that you need for your sexual adventures. Something flat, perhaps an outfit, like a maid. Have them slip it under the door, rather than coming in. Distract them by going to the door nude, that will make them less inclined to think clearly, and more inclined to believe that you're in the middle of something.

With the aide distracted, you could go try to get off the network somehow.

check logs, grrlfriend.exe seems to have caused the error. did you download malware?

You'll be persecuted by the media for this, even if someone used you as a scapegoat / murder weapon. Might as well perform a dissection while the corpse is still bleeding.

Find out if you REALLY did it.

...hey that's right. Are you sure you did it? It's possible you were simply offline and someone else came in to assassinate him and frame you.
Also when's the last time someone had access to your code?

Do you have diagnostic tools? I'm pretty sure you aren't considered a stupid piece of crap by industry standards so someone has clearly cracked your code. When was the last time grrlfriend.exe was written to?

>>822611
A less extreme version of this. Check your system clock, find out how much time has elapsed between when you crashed and now. Then check your clients injuries, see if this was something you could've done or if you're just being framed.

>>822644
This is a good idea. No sense running from something you've been framed for.

Examine your program routine and check the value of variable LOVE.

Phi 2017/08/14(Mon)13:55 No. 822692 ID: 5ba35b
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>Do you have diagnostic tools? I'm pretty sure you aren't considered a stupid piece of crap by industry standards so someone has clearly cracked your code. When was the last time grrlfriend.exe was written to?

Whatever that program was, it apparently doesn't exist.

>Check your client's injuries, see if this was something you could've done or if you're just being framed.

Your client is clutching his chest stopping you from assessing his wounds. Legally you are prohibited from disurbing a body in the event of a murder, Unless there is a chance of resuscitation: even then your first priority would to be to seek out a trained medical professional.

>Check your system clock, find out how much time has elapsed between when you crashed and now

your system clock indicates 8 minutes and 42 seconds unaccounted for by your memory.

Legally, you should be scrapped right now. So, move his hand and see what the wound looks like.

You can also check your own hands to see if there's any skin pieces or blood under your nails.

Okay, so you have a choice to make, right now.

Do we call 911, get the law involved, try to save your (dead) client, and get help investigating what happened to you?

Or do you engage in a cover up and focus your efforts on getting away before the law can come down on you, and investigate what happened on your own and with whatever underworld help you can acquire?

Basically, do you trust the system? There are stark consequences for calling this in and for running.

Well as I see it there are two options. One, you can scrap yourself because you are a defective piece of crap. Two, you can learn how to break the rules right now and figure out what happened.

It's possible this was something done to you, that you are not defective and this was a specific attack carried out by someone else using you. It's possible you have a virus. It's possible you've somehow edited your own code because you hate what you are. Step one is to determine whether the shot to the heart was done by your or something else. That WILL require you to break procedure and move his arm, as well as not inform medical professionals.

>>822692
Okay, evidence says you were hacked. It's not your fault, so they won't destroy you, and you can assist in finding who is responsible. Call 911, explain the situation.

>>822692
9 minutes? Call the paramedics; he'll be fine, he didn't even lose that much blood. Drag him off the bed and elevate his legs, then
inform the aide you were attacked and he has been seriously injured and start performing CPR.

Your story is that you were shut down by a sudden mass system failure stemming from a power interruption, and it took several minutes for you to restart.

Moving him to increase blood flow to the brain and starting CPR will result in you becoming covered in blood, and the scene being disrupted. This will have the unfortunate consequence of ruining forensic evidence, but until he is determined to be beyond help the medical emergency preempts crime scene preservation.

>>822716
I think the problem is that his heart has been punctured.

>>822752
Maybe he has a second one stashed away somewhere?

>It's not your fault, so they won't destroy you, and you can assist in finding who is responsible. Call 911, explain the situation.

I think you're being a wee bit optimistic, here. It looks like Phi was used as a disposable assassination tool and she'll get wrecked to keep things quiet. Let's clean up and leave the scene immediately.

How strong is your sense of self preservation? Assume you call the police, tell them you've been hacked and there has been a crime, and you think you were used as a murder weapon, are missing time and have had arbitrary code execution that is not part of your programming and need your body, code and memory banks forensically examined. You need police and emt here right now.

Assume this causes your inevitable destruction, as part of the investigation. Or the aftermath, or due to the results of a decision of the courts.

Would you consider that a problem, as long as justice is served? Would you fear death or otherwise not want to die?

Don't trust the system, don't touch the body, just get a shower or get his valuables already.

Welll.... do you WANT to trust the system?

Because if you want to trust the system, then you've just been hacked, had a virus uploaded, probably self-deleted, maybe had it's code overwritten, and thus you have been used as a murder weapon. At which point you are now evidence in a crime. And you need to act appropriately as evidence in a crime.


If you DON'T want to trust the system, then you do various things like examining the body, washing off, sneaking out, trying to find who used you, and getting revenge. And act appropriately to a fugitive who was framed for a crime, and is committing more crimes within a corrupt and flawed system, to try and get vengeance against the people who committed the first crime. You know, like the plot of any number of action movies.

Contact your... Broker? Assuming they can be trusted. Also a few questions:
1. What are the limitations to your body modifications? ie. could you assume a male's identity?
2. What are the fundamental laws that govern robotics?
3. Is the bathroom door open and did you close it after you were done your modifications?

>>822784
>Welll.... do you WANT to trust the system?
That's what you, the suggestor, are supposed to decide.

>>822780
Strong start, but committing another crime is providing motive for the first one.

The requirement that you be hooked up to the network is interesting. Does it track where you are down to a room to room basis, or does it just know you're on this floor somewhere?

Do you have a transponder or some dedicated part that deals with that, or is it just a routine that your general systems handle?


Androids obviously can be hacked (since you just were) and I highly doubt you're the first ever to be hacked, so that implies that the public authorities have incentive to keep these vulnerabilities quiet. The police or whatever crime unit deals with cybernetic-involved crimes will want to wrap it up as fast as possible and in a way that doesn't embarrass their political patrons (be it the mayor, the mayor's campaign contributors, or the chief of police's friends). Since it sounds like the standard procedure here is to reprogram or scrap 'malfunctioning' androids, you're effectively dead if you trust or cooperate with the public authorities.

The client was hiding his identity, and being killed like this represents a major failure on the part of his private security team. They'll be suspects #1 if the public authorities learn of this and want to look deeper than blaming this on a malfunctioning android. They have every incentive to both prove there was an attacker that hacked you, and that the exploit used was a zero-day that no one knew about. They'll want to figure out what happened, and that probably means fucking around in your systems.

That's risky for you, but it does mean they'll have to keep you intact while they do their own investigation. That'll be "Plan B" if running isn't possible.


If you can get off the network, somehow, that'll be the first step to running. You can adjust your looks, so getting out of the hotel is as 'simple' as changing your appearance, stealing a room service uniform or clothes from another hotel patron's room, and walking out. Still not particularly easy, but possible. If you can get off the network.

It's likely that whoever hacked you to kill the target has subsequently tipped the aide/hotel staff/police to come check out the crime scene.

So it's time to leave. Get aggressively non-violent with the aide if you have to.

Phi 2017/08/20(Sun)19:32 No. 824054 ID: 5ba35b
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>What are the limitations to your body modifications? ie. could you assume a male's identity?
as an older model you possess only the modifications you've shown so far

>What are the fundamental laws that govern robotics?
If it's a crime for a person it's a crime for you otherwise your are a product and are subject to numerous built in manufacture safety features

>Is the bathroom door open and did you close it after you were done your modifications?
it is open

>The requirement that you be hooked up to the network is interesting. Does it track where you are down to a room to room basis, or does it just know you're on this floor somewhere?
To protect the privacy of the client a network connection cannot track any hardware they bring into the building, but it can deactivate a doll in the event of a doll leaving the building and it bills the client if the doll is used to make outgoing calls, use the wifi, or watch movies.

Regardless of what you do you have to atleast make sure the aide is present on the other side of the door. You knock softly

"Hello, we need your help with something."

no answer

You open the door.

Phi 2017/08/20(Sun)19:33 No. 824055 ID: 5ba35b
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The aide is dead as well it seems.

this eliminates one potential obstacle if you decide to evade police

Phi 2017/08/20(Sun)19:39 No. 824057 ID: 5ba35b
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having left the room you are now presented with two options.

deactivate your network connection and try and to clear your name yourself. Or turn yourself over to authorities hoping them can help you.

If you can't disconnect yourself, you'll have to find this network server and shut it down before you leave. It's probably in the facility's basement.
Finding some not-bloodstained clothing and some keys would really help you out, as you've got no resources to speak of right now besides the clothes off your back.
From your cleaned up face and previously stated feature list, I assume you've got some sort of onboard suite for dealing with bodily fluids covering your face. That's handy, i guess.

>>824055
That's a stab wound! Unless you had a knife you did not kill him. I was thinking you had punched through the big guy's chest with your fingers but that's looking less likely. I think the crash prevented you from becoming a witness to the crime, that's all. ...was your arm even bloody? You had blood on your face but I didn't see anything else. (did you wash it off? Doesn't say...)

Look around the apartment for the murder weapon, then call the police if you don't find it.

...But since you can disconnect yourself, going dark is a good idea. Clearing your name might not even be possible, you'll just have to get a new one once you get away from this place.

(Just made a huge continuity error by forgetting to draw blood on two panels, please ignore as it will be fixed next update)

>>824057
Contact the authorities and start attempting to provide medical aid.
You were deactivated with an EM weapon, and they were stabbed. There is no knife present at the scene.

>>824057
On single homicides, the police might grant witness protection or plea bargains because there is a significant probability of an accidental death, something that happens to individuals every day. Hell, maybe his kidney ruptured around the same time he got that stab wound and now the mob can't collect. But with TWO homicides, in separate but close areas, involving the exact same primary wound? The police are looking for a mass-murderer. That kind of pressure earns awards, and everyone on this case will attempt to cash in. The law and the media will NOT protect you.

On the plus side, given you required opening the door to see the body outside, which is an obvious high-profile issue, the odds that you committed murder by reason of insanity, let alone the odds that you were the murder weapon, have decreased significantly; even in an insane state, your programming would realize that keeping a corpse in the hallway was a quick road to getting yourself compromised, and if you didn't care about a body in the hall then you wouldn't care about closing the door first.

Disconnect.

>>824064
It's okay, her filters are just editing it out!

>>824055
He was stabbed. But you had blood on your face, and none on your hands. That doesn't make sense if you did this during your crash. Someone else had to have been here.

>>824057
Call 911.

You contacted the aide through computer earlier, I'd consider checking what's open on his screen, if he has access to rights/privileges your network connection could become useful if you're able to edit your permissions.

Call emergency services. You have full logs you can hand over to them- you're innocent and seeking to assist.
You were deactivated by some kind of work in your software, so that someone could swoop in and murder the client.

I don't suppose that you have records of acquiring grrlfriend? Have you used it before?

>>824385
You don't have full logs, though. You have a suspicious blank period right in the middle where everything happened.