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81971 No. 81971 ID: 30a68f

You are almost alone in the world. You have no job (due to lack of talents), and you live in a crummy rundown apartment. Your few friends are only somewhat better off than you, and cannot afford to really help you. Your rent will run out at the end of the month.

And then one of your friends tells you, "Underground fighting..."

Yes, battles down dark alleys and in grungy bars, bloodsport for the entertainment of the people... and to line your purse with the generous cuts you recieve for participating.
Your friend takes you to one of these grungy bars, a place that calls itself The Bottom Line. He introduces you to a shady man in trenchcoat and aviators.

The man gives you a form and tells you younger is better and to just circle the fighting styles that fall closest to what you use.

NAME:
GENDER:
AGE:
FIGHTING STYLE PRIMARY (circle one): Boxing / Tae Kwon Do / Muay Thai
FIGHTING STYLE SECONDARY (circle one): Wrestling / Judo / Submissions

WHO ARE YOU?

(Fighting style explanations: 'Boxing' means mostly punching; 'TKD' means mostly kicking; 'Muay Thai' means a combination thereof.
'Wrestling' means pro-wrestling moves; 'judo' means martial-artsy takedowns; 'submissions' means joint-twisting, limb-wrenching, and bone-snapping.)
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No. 81975 ID: 30a68f

(hurp a derp derp. Duck onto #RubyQuest if you want to clarify something before posting.)
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No. 82026 ID: bfb14b

>Younger is better
Age: Fetus
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No. 82034 ID: af3e6d

Female, Muay Thai, Submissions. You fuck with me, I break your arm and elbow you in the face.
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No. 82035 ID: 30a68f

>>82026
You write it down and you can tell he's glaring at you behind his glasses, but he doesn't comment on your sense of humour.
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No. 82038 ID: 30a68f

>>82034
And the glare changes to a very definite look of Uh-Oh.

Only one bit to go now.
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No. 82043 ID: 632862

>>82038
Age: 23
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No. 82045 ID: 44ad00

>>82038
Olga Cocksnapper
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No. 82050 ID: 30a68f

>>82045
He takes it and (with the corrected age on it) gives you a snort. "Fine, don't write down your real information; it doesn't matter. Hell, it's probably better. You'll be up first tonight, since you're the newest. You have half an hour."

You are in THE BOTTOM LINE BAR.
You are wearing black jeans and boots, a white tank top, and a black leather jacket with your Tiger on it.
You have THIRTY MINUTES and FIFTY DOLLARS.
What do you do?
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No. 82065 ID: 44ad00

>>82050
Buy a drink to get yourself loose, stretch and warm up, then change into a more suitable fighting outfit (namely your SPORTY BOXERS and WHITE TANKTOP).

Attempt to locate wraps for your fists and feet.
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No. 82067 ID: 30a68f

>>82065
After some asking around, you determine that there are no rules beyond fights going to KO or Tapout, and therefore your current attire is appropriate.

You go to the bar. What do you order?
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No. 82105 ID: d732c1

>>82067
500 litres of ASSKICKING
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No. 82106 ID: 30a68f

>>82105
You get some horrible-looking blue substance the barkeep calls POWERTHIRST. Do you drink it, or pretend to and dump it when nobody is looking?
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No. 82981 ID: 4d7c60

>>82106
DRINK IT
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No. 83141 ID: 718394

>>82981
DEAR CHRIST IT TASTES LIKE SOMEBODY ADDED CHOCOLATE TO AN ELECTRICAL STORM

On the plus side the drink leaves you feeling so energetic that you could probably swim to Hawaii and back.

NOW WHAT?
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No. 83144 ID: 331584

KICK MOTHER NATURE IN THE FACE WITH YOUR ENERGY LEGS
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No. 83222 ID: 608d50

STOMP TIL YOU REACH EARTH'S CORE!
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No. 83354 ID: fe0817

... 400 babies who will be mistaken for Kenyans and deported to Kenya? Nay...

CHARGE UP THE BEARBLASTER!
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