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Now what's this nonsense of shunning pariahs, fraudulence, and threats?
Nay. Quite the contrary, it has been established that they already worship Us by -albeit vague- indirect lip service. Almost by purest happenstance. And calling out to them, well, We can safely assume that anyone related to this individual (as in the entire bloody "village") will have similarly felt the same thing. We rather seriously doubt random forgotten gods come along and start literally tugging the strings in the hearts of mortals every other day. That kind of spiritual experience? No, no that's world altering for simpletons like themselves. They're gonna all already know the jig is up. Just saying. :V
They'll react with a great deal of confusion if anything, a none too insignificant amount of fear to boot,... and from what We have seen they're far too cowardly and spineless to do anything. Not "do anything to displease Us" but "do anything period." Kinda pitiful, but kind of endearing in its own perverse way.They are free to be shaped at the faintest whim and they'll throw themselves into bedlam to do so.
Boy do We have our work cut out for Us with these poor wretches,...
Now, all serious business,... Yeah, no, fuck that noise I'll buy that for a buck fiddy and a half.
We really do need to play this one by the cuff, and yes that does mean we really need to play up the mystery. Hell, we are probably quite literally the biggest fish presently walking the earth. Godly shenanigans quite literally flows through whatever vein analogues run through that actual glorified colossus. So the question is precisely how do you exploit any advantages available?
Well for starters, assume that, by virtue of sheer size, magnificence, dignity, and yes even power over these little things you're "overbearing" in every sense. That's bad, at least in this case. Your mere presence is going to set them back further and further from ideal usefulness, and (my personal, ultimate goal at least) not being insufferable. Getting them to think, and getting them to reflect are the best ways to get them using their brains. And when they're using their brains, they might just realize they have SPINES for a REASON. The best way to pull that off thus far at least is to play the part of the aloof totally-seriously-100% holier-than-thou divinity. Keep them at an arms length. Don't let them try to defer to you for everything. Keep squashing those damnable platitudes (okay seriously I really want a crusade to hunt down and eradicate the things. Can we murder concepts? I hope so.) Better to be a god of logic and reason with followers that go out of their way to serve your whims before you even know you want them. Than you know,... the mindless alternative that are too ass backwards to follow the simplest instructions without start a "holy" civil war. Many times over. That lasts for centuries.
The only thing they need to know is that you are their mysterious benefactor, and as long as they keep paying you genuine respect they'll be able to expect the same in return. I mean, I don't know if you noticed, but this tiny ass village full of ignorant creatures no better than children somehow through sheer force of innocent honesty managed to generate enough force of belief that it registered at all, let alone enough to be a NOTICEABLE quantity in comparison to your memories of the faith we can assume the Sapengkadbuk EMPIRE managed to crank out. (Ya know I'm going to start calling those poor blighters Sapens, that's getting out of hand) That's kind of nuts. As terrible followers they may be, considering your current position that is nothing to turn your snout up at. Easy to keep in line, and if they step out they can still be easily cowed back, a good population of them would serve as -if nothing else- a good, cheap, dirty, but reliable generator of power for you. Compared to no power, that's one hell of a starting boost.
AND SO! The best place to start doing so, I agree, is with taking the opportunity to try working a small miracle. Get a feel for the scope of your meager power, and get used to have to exercise A WHOLE LOT of finesse if you want to do anything. The bottom of the barrel requires deficiency! And your target should be simple. Fruit tree? Too paltry an effect, and inefficient. Nay, the bottle neck is that these ruins are not capable of supporting a larger population. And a small population will always be more primitive unless they can become sufficiently advanced, which they can't do without a larger population anyway. Helluva pickle huh? So let's start by filling their water barrels! Water is everything in a dessert and it is far easier to gauge just how much of an effect you have with a simpler task like strengthening the spring. Any small amount helps, and ideally we want an oasis here anyway if we want to begin rebuilding the not-desolate-wasteland that was the old empire. In turn,they will be grateful and all the more fervent in their worship. Which in turn strengthens you and lets you further improve their living conditions. Quite simply getting them to associate your pleasure with benefits for them and you're golden! well more golden than ya already are.
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And hey if you feel adventurous afterwards, ya might try rejuvenating that poor old chump as a reward for being,...
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Ugh, I'm hesitant to say "useful" but at least "helpful" compared to our only other example of their kind. Gotta start somewhere with the little blighters.
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