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"I can't be that dangerous, Truth survived putting me in pigtails without a scratch," you complain. Everyone else at the table giggles, or chuckles.
Gently smirking, Truth responds, "You're here to bang my B-F-F-W-B, aren't you? I guarantee you, she likes pigtails. We both do."
You frown to show your displeasure with talking about sex and fetishes, even as the filthy flirting makes you blush a little.
"She even scowls pretty. Be still my heart, I may not make it through dinner," Gloria murmurs in a low, flirty voice, her eyes fixed on yours. Stop staring!
"You'd better, and for all the evening afterwards. We've got the after dinner drink rush, same as always, unless you want to abandon all those thirsty drunks, eh?" Fluffy's rumbling bass is a glorious relief, it completely interrupts Gloria's full intensity perv-stare.
Gloria's answering whine is odd. "Well, nuts. Walnuts, peanuts, and big, dangly testicles. I don't want to choose, and I have to choose the drunks."
As you continue to eat, Truth asks, "What do you do for fun? I heard about the fact that you're surprisingly good at poker, and dizzyingly good at pool."
Oh thank fuck Truth is asking a question that isn't awkward. "When I'm not taking care of my gear or trying to learn new cooking and craft skills, I web surf, read stuff, try to continue my education, and every so often I play videogames or help, uhm, develop videogames, or, uhm... yeah." Why did you start to think about that? Stupid flirting.
You get to work on eating, gotta get all these tasty greens inside, when Gloria asks, "I'm interested in more details, would you please tell me more about that last, 'uhm yeah?' Sounds juicy."
Turning to Fluffy, you change the subject, "So, goose recipes. Have you ever made goose-neck sausage? You can make all sorts of amusing things out of geese."
His eyes open wide enough you can actually see them, and he asks you, "Please, tell me more. What can you make out of those birds?"
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"Maybe some chef somewhere came up with a brilliant method I don't know about. Until I do, I'll do the sensible thing and cook each part in its particular right way instead. Same goes for turkey, and chicken too."
Fluffy is a dedicated student, asking questions, taking notes, and bookmarking URLs that you give him. Gloria is frowning and pouting slightly, and Truth's small smile seems fairly amused.
An alarm bell sound starts coming from Gloria's cleavage, and she says, "Saved by the bell. Come on, we've got a bar to tend." She hauls Fluffy up by the arm and drags him off.
Truth gathers up the dinner service, and leaves to put it away. She's not wearing the most scandalous of dresses--the hemline goes down to just above the knees--yet you find yourself staring at her ass as she walks.
The spell is broken by her going through a doorway. You look for the other group, but they're already gone. Time to check your messages.
First, it's from Truth:
"Hello, at last we are acquainted. I know Gloria's enthusiasm sometimes gets ahead of her, and I can help. If you're not actually interested in her please say so, and I'll try to let her down for you."
Despite all the lewd behaviour you still somehow like Gloria. You hope that isn't your stupidity making decisions for you.
The next message is from Splendor:
"Hello, would you like to sit with us at dinner? Don't worry, I'm sure I can keep Spade and Blue Smoke on their best behaviour if you're worried about that."
You're conflicted. You mostly like Splendor, but she's a psychic, and not at all shy or quiet. Thankfully she's flat, graceful, and considerate, enough that....
"Waiting for me to invite you back to my church? I think tea and quiet conversation would be lovely." What? There's a heaving pair of jigglings demanding your attention? Oh, Truth is talking to you again.
Fuck it, you are the predator, not prey. "I'm not sure about the choice of topics. I have some experience opening people's third eyes myself, at range, and the results tend to be... messy."
"My goddess did warn me you're an earthy one. Well, I caught you staring at my ass. If you're not ready to search for your hidden third eye, you could try talking me into a search for something else."
You're sure it's some kind of trick or ambush. Nobody's that easy unless they're drunk or high, unfortunately.
-"Bugger all, we only just met! I'm not saying not ever, but no, absolutely not yet. I'm going home, and I'll... I'll talk to you later."
-"No, I don't know who you are. I don't know who Gloria is. If I'm going to be involved with you, we need to talk first, and get to know each other."
-"Try that one again. Your goddess warned you of what, exactly?"
-"How do you know mine's not brown? There's a more important question though, are you fucking serious?"
-____________ <---Alice is way out of her comfort zone, Truth intimidates her. She's got enough spine to stare death in the eye and go for the jugular, though.
You:
-I am terrified.
-I want that ass, now.
-I am terrified, and I want that ass, now. Oh ginger-oiled, burning, pain in the ass, bumfun hell.
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