Too bad eating zombie popcorn is probably bad for you.

>1. Continue West

Smik 2018/04/28(Sat)23:07 No. 881441 ID: 2474dd
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The party continues west.

A short distance down the path the party finds the path turns North. However a short distance off the path from within what appears to be an overgrown gift shop there is a cry for help. The voice is feminine and cockney British.

What does the party do?

A. Investigate the cry for help.
B. Ignore it and continue down the path North.

>>881441
A.

A, but get into stealth first. Find out if it's a trap.

"Marie! Noone else can match your pace. That poor lonely desperate maiden needs someone right now! Go to her! We'll be right behind you..."
B.

>>881441
A

Smik 2018/06/18(Mon)16:18 No. 889314 ID: 2474dd
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You decide that the party will investigate but that Mary will go first.

She flutters down a short ways off the path and around some fences.

Mary: It's some bun with big titties trapped in a dunk tank! She's dressed like a slutty ninja!

The party follows her, and as you come across the remnants of a walkway they find exactly what Mary described -- a bunny woman with large breasts, stuck with some sort of snap-trap on one of her legs inside a sort of glass enclosure, suspended above what you assume is water, with a target in front. A dunk tank.

Mary: I bet it's some sort of wet T-Shirt dunk tank combination!

Bun: Fuck that you dumb cunt, get me out of here!

What does the party do?

A. Help the bun.
B. Leave the bun.
C. Dunk the bun.
D. Something else the bun?

>>889314
>Fuck that you dumb cunt
I vote C. This bun is rude and therefore must be dunked.

>>889314
D: Ask the bun how she got in there.

A. Help the bun.

B+: Inform Mary that this is, indeed, a wet-shirt competition, and that she should find a video recorder and some dance-music. And a trampoline.
Then run away quickly while Mary is distracted. Pray that leaving the bun alone with Mary doesn't greatly affect our karma.

... you can't ditch party members so don't try.

Kitty: Grope the Bun for hidden weapons.
Spike: Stay away from the Bun.
Stranner: Disarm this deathtrap.

Smik 2018/08/05(Sun)01:33 No. 896092 ID: 2474dd
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Snoogie-Boo decides their options with their mighty, mighty brain.

Smik 2018/08/05(Sun)01:34 No. 896093 ID: 2474dd
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Resolving impassé...
GET DUNKED ON!

Smik 2018/08/05(Sun)01:57 No. 896094 ID: 2474dd
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Soaking Wet and Cold Bun: You all are a right bunch of cunts.

What shall the party do next?

A. Now help the bun.
B. Now leave the bun.
C. Something else?

A. Now help the bun.

C. Ask the bun how she got in there anyways.

Come on, what else were we supposed to do with a dunk tank? Not use it? Heresy! Now let's get you out of there.

Smik 2018/08/26(Sun)21:36 No. 899231 ID: 2474dd
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Bun: About bloody time. Look, I'm just in this place to find my brother. He says he likes this place for hunt'n but I think he's just look'n to chat up some goblin tarts.

Kitty: Funny, we're also looking for some goblin tarts -- ones that have stolen some mystic bra and panties from the dwarves.

Bun: Well I'm not actually look'n for goblin tarts, I'm just trying to find m' brother.

Smik 2018/08/26(Sun)21:51 No. 899233 ID: 2474dd
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With that, you part ways because the group's gotten too big to invite anyone along.

Something about the bun's mannerisms bothered Kitty however. It's not until the group's continued along the path some distance North that they realize that the bun must have lifted their wallet before she left!

But then Spike pointed out that the party spent all the cash anyway so all she got was an empty baggie.

>>899233
Couldn't we have treated her as an npc we're escorting instead of a member of the party? And we never found out how she got in the dunk tank! There's a sinister dunk-tank-locking-people-in force at play that we're entirely ignorant of!

Smik 2018/08/26(Sun)22:24 No. 899237 ID: 2474dd
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The party continues down the path to the north until they reach what was originally some kind of log ride which has since been converted into a bar. Sitting on one of the former log cars is a GO-GO GOBLIN.

Go-Go Goblins are easily differentiated from other goblins because they tend to have a height of 5'8" and about half of it will be leg.

This one has tawny skin, cotton candy pink hair, and is examining a very interesting set of shimmering silver panties.

What does the party do?

A. Ignore the goblin.
B. Try to talk to the goblin.
C. Attack the goblin!
D. Marry: "I ROLL TO SEDUCE THE GOBLIN!" (God dammit, Mary)
E. Something else?

>>899235
>Couldn't we have treated her as an npc we're escorting instead of a member of the party? And we never found out how she got in the dunk tank! There's a sinister dunk-tank-locking-people-in force at play that we're entirely ignorant of!

This is playing with the Fighting Fantasy game book, "Forest of Doom" -- my very first game book. In the book, the thief is someone you stumble across. It's not known if the thief really did get caught in a trap or was just playing the player but he originally does steal your gold. He might not be lying either since there is a masked hunter you can meet on another path in the forest.

Behind the scenes, Kitty blew a detection roll or you would have gotten more options.

>>899237
B and also D

C - Knock her with excessive force so she flies out of her underwear!

Because seriously, it's right there. In her hands. Comedy.

Sex jokes aside non-lethal takedown before she can do a thing!

>>899237
Solid D.

Smik 2018/11/03(Sat)12:02 No. 909389 ID: 2474dd
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Mary rolls to SEDUCE GOBLIN!

OH NO! GOBLIN was actually an ALIEN SHAPE SHIFTER!

It wraps its tentacle-like tongue around Mary's neck and yanks her towards its horrid, gaping maw!

Smik 2018/11/03(Sat)12:02 No. 909390 ID: 2474dd
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Spike: PANTY GET!!

Smik 2018/11/03(Sat)12:03 No. 909392 ID: 2474dd
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Shapeshifter: Wut.

Kitty: Spike? What the hell are you doing covered in women's underwear?

Her voice becomes slightly more tense.

Kitty: Whose underwear are those anyway?

Smik 2018/11/03(Sat)12:07 No. 909394 ID: 2474dd
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Mary: OOOoooo! Nice! Let me rub my face in a few and we'll see if it's anyone I know or have on record.

The shapeshifter unwraps its tongue from Mary's neck but doesn't pull it back into its maw. Instead, it quietly slinks off and scrubs its tongue against a tree. It appears to be shaking involuntarily. Soon it disappears into the forest.

Apparently the panties were just part of its illusion.

Mary, are you really going to let a possible seduction target escape like that? It is a shapeshifter! Think of the possibilities!

>>909412
Seconded. What does that tentacle tongue think it's doing, stopping at second base?!

Smik 2018/11/20(Tue)13:37 No. 911317 ID: 2474dd
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>>909412
The shapeshifter briefly pops out of the shadows to flip you the bird.

While it appears that the panties were also an illusion, Spike has found and already ingested some of the purple, spotted mushrooms next to the ride car the shapeshifter was sitting on.

The mushrooms seem to have no effect on Spike, but this is Spike we're talking about and the fact that he seems fine doesn't necessarily even indicate that the mushrooms aren't poisonous.

What do you suggest the party do?

A. Someone else eat a mushroom.
B. Ignore the mushrooms.
C. Ignore the mushrooms, get a report on the panty owners from Mary.
D. Choose someone to eat a mushroom, then get a report on the panty owners from Mary. If you choose Mary to sample the mushroom, please indicate if you want the report BEFORE or AFTER she eats one.

D) Mary does half the report before eating two whole mushrooms.

>>911317
Have Mary eat a mushroom, they look like something she loves after all. Don't worry about the dosage being way off for her size either, that's never a problem in games!

Smik 2018/11/23(Fri)16:24 No. 911568 ID: 2474dd
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Mary sees no problem with the plan of eating strange mushrooms as long as it is FOR SCIENCE!

Smik 2018/11/23(Fri)16:25 No. 911569 ID: 2474dd
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The effects don't take long to kick in.

Smik 2018/11/23(Fri)16:39 No. 911571 ID: 2474dd
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Mary has eaten part of a MIX UP MUSHROOM!

Unlike the rest of your party, Mary's attributes are defined by the HORNY FUTA QUEST S.E.X.U.A.L. system. Probably because she's a sexual scientist.

A Level 6 Faerie (Neo Pixie) Sexual Scientist.

The MIX UP MUSHROOM swaps one of Mary's attributes with another. Due to a particular element about her biology, her (E)LASTICITY stat is fixed.

As the party leader, you can try to influence the outcome. Because it could potentially be funnier this way. You're on your own for finding out what the other stats are, but the TGChan Wiki might help.

What do you do? Choose ONE only:

A. Let the mushrooms take their normal course. In the original "Forest of Doom" game book (which this quest is inspired by) the mushrooms swapped the player's SKILL and LUCK stats. Mary doesn't have such attributes but whatever.

B. Dice the mushroom results; two stats other than her (E)lasticity will be randomly swapped.

C. Enhance chaos and scramble all her stats [except her (E)lasticity].

D. Try to focus on which attributes to swap. You'll need to supply which two.

Chaos, chaos!

>>911571
I don't know what the other stats are but I'll vote

C.

S and L are almost the same, so swapping them would be mostly harmless.
D: X_U no, no, wait, that would be too obvious...
D: S_U

Swap Unusual and X-tra Large

Attack of the five foot fairy!?

Smik 2018/11/23(Fri)20:37 No. 911583 ID: 2474dd
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>Mary's stats have been scrambled.

New stats:
S21
E55
X1
U11
A3
L6

>Mary's SEDUCTION has been swapped with her UNUSUAL.

New stats:
S11
E55
X1
U21
A3
L6

>Mary's UNUSUAL has been swapped with her X-TRA LARGE.

New stats:
S11
E55
X21
U1
A3
L6

Mary: Ugh, I feel funny. Do you think another dose might straighten me out?

Would you like to have her eat more of the mushroom or leave her as is?

>>911583
This is fine.

For the uninitiated, or forgetful, here's where the S.E.X.U.A.L. stats are explained (NSFW):

>>/questdis/96017
>>/questdis/96018
>>/questdis/96020
>>/questdis/96021
>>/questdis/96022
>>/questdis/96023
>>/questdis/96025

> Do you think another dose might straighten me out
Sure, why not! (Come on, swap that 21 into ability)!

>>911583
Keep this I think.

Smik 2018/11/23(Fri)23:54 No. 911601 ID: 2474dd
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Mary: Am I any taller? Is anything different about me? Anything important larger?

Spike: Important? Like FISTS?!

Mary: Big fists aren't important for... well, for ME to have.

Spike: Muscles?!

Mary: No, not really interested in that.

Spike: FIGHTING!?

Mary: Is he trolling me or just stupid?

Smik 2018/11/24(Sat)00:13 No. 911603 ID: 2474dd
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Kitty: Honestly sweetie, I still haven't figured that out.

Spike picks up some extra mushrooms for... God knows what reason. The path splits.

What do you choose?

A. NORTH
B. EAST

I'm not familiar with the original adventure so in absence of any other distinguishing factors North.

>>911603
North!

>I'm not familiar with the original adventure so in absence of any other distinguishing factors North.

That's OK, Spike & Kitty aren't playing the original too straight anyways. Prior knowledge not required.

Smik 2018/11/24(Sat)11:49 No. 911641 ID: 2474dd
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Further north down the path, the carnival is more overtaken by forest growth. Despite that, up ahead the party sees a lit display, apparently plugged into a nearby tree.

Somehow.

Regardless, it seems to be advertising "The Amazing Chair". It appears to be a simple stone chair with a surprisingly pristine cushion despite the outside having some mossy growth on it.

Next to the chair is a small table on which there is a surprisingly pristine looking plate of cookies and a glass of what appears to be milk.

There's also some sort of sign in a foreign language, but it's been ruined by a black mold of some sort. It was probably either marketing or legal information.

Wat do?

A. Have someone sit in the chair. Note that Mary is too small to volunteer and Kitty probably won't listen to you anyways. Stranner looks hesitant, so you will probably have to choose between Spike or Flycatcher.

B. Ignore the chair and press onwards.

>>911603
Venture off the paths and go west, young man.

We didn't come all this way to ignore The Amazing Chair. Spike can fit, Spike can sits.

Wouldn't Spike fits better upside-down?

Set it on fire

Smik 2018/11/24(Sat)19:13 No. 911691 ID: 2474dd
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>>911643
Spike sits.

Smik 2018/11/24(Sat)19:13 No. 911692 ID: 2474dd
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>>911652
OK.

Smik 2018/11/24(Sat)19:13 No. 911694 ID: 2474dd
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>>911653
OK.

Smik 2018/11/24(Sat)19:15 No. 911695 ID: 2474dd
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Kitty: God dammit, Spike! Stop doing EVERYTHING Snoogie tells you to do. That chair's not even made of anything flammable! It's a STONE CHAIR. The only thing remotely flammable is the cushion which you have SOMEHOW MANAGED TO NOT LIGHT ON FIRE.

Smik 2018/11/24(Sat)19:16 No. 911696 ID: 2474dd
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Random Demon: Oh my gosh. What have you done to the Chair of Life Draining? That was our floor model!!

Smik 2018/11/24(Sat)19:20 No. 911697 ID: 2474dd
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Kitty: See?! And now you've gone and wrecked a floor model.

Smik 2018/11/24(Sat)19:21 No. 911698 ID: 2474dd
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Chair of Life Draining: Naw man, t'sokay, I'm made of stone, yeah?

Smik 2018/11/24(Sat)19:25 No. 911699 ID: 2474dd
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Kitty: I'm sorry, I had no idea he was contagious.

Demon: Just go. Please.

The party continues onwards...

Wait, eat those cookies and milk. Compound your crimes!

Mary: Seduce off the demon's tie, use it to construct a rudimentary saddle, affix saddle to Kitty's ponytail, acquire free transportation.

Smik 2019/01/27(Sun)22:51 No. 919238 ID: 8d26c4
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>>911742
Kitty: Are you eating the cookies and milk?

Spike munches quietly.

Kitty: You know they're wax, right?

Spike munches quietly.

Kitty: Are you eating the plate too?

Spike munches quietly.

Kitty: God dammit, Spike.

Spike eats wax. You are what you eat. Twirl Spike's hair for use as a candle wick.

Also: Spike, thine are thus tasked to quest for a mitey steed!

>>919365
Spike also eats moldy old popcorn booths. Spike will eat a lot of stupid things Quest asks him to eat.

>Also: Spike, thine are thus tasked to quest for a mitey steed!
I already know what the next 'encounter' is. Their quest is about to go sideways again.

To the west!

Quick bump post so S&K don't get graveyarded while I was working on other quests, especially since I already know what I'm gonna do for 'em. I just need the time to do the art.

Smik 2019/03/21(Thu)20:00 No. 926758 ID: 8d26c4
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The party journeys further into the abandoned fairgrounds/open air dungeon. It's peaceful. They journey along the path, flanked on either sides by the rotting fences overgrown by tall grass outside various currently unused buildings.

Suddenly with a roar a great warthog bursts onto the scene!

Warthog: OK SLIMEBALLS, this is a STICKUP! Hand over all ya got or you're DEAD!

Smik 2019/03/21(Thu)20:02 No. 926759 ID: 8d26c4
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Spike: MIGHTY STEED GET!!

Warthog: Wut.

I suppose you could make a suggestion. Things will happen regardless but feel free.

>>926760
Look out for his partner, unless you want a horn up your ass.

Uhh... quest completed! Your reward is in another castle! Or the castle might have left by its own means?

Search for a Stetson for our new friend.

3,2,1 let's jam.

Smik 2019/03/29(Fri)12:16 No. 927817 ID: 8d26c4
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"Look out for his partner, unless you want a horn up your ass."

Smik 2019/03/29(Fri)12:17 No. 927818 ID: 8d26c4
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Bebop: Naw that's not gonna happen.

He begins to sob.

Bebop: IT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN AGAIN! *snort* ROCKSTEADY WENT AND STARTED A GAME STUDIO AND LEFT ME BEHIND!!

Smik 2019/03/29(Fri)12:17 No. 927819 ID: 8d26c4
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"... Bebop and Rocksteady broke up?"

Smik 2019/03/29(Fri)12:18 No. 927821 ID: 8d26c4
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"Wait, Bebop and Rocksteady were GAY?!"

Smik 2019/03/29(Fri)12:19 No. 927822 ID: 8d26c4
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Dr. Stranner: I find it hard to believe Rocksteady's smart enough to do game dev. This isn't the same Rocksteady, right?

Flycatcher: I have no idea who anyone is or what you all are talking about.

Smik 2019/03/29(Fri)12:19 No. 927823 ID: 8d26c4
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Bebop continues to sob.

Smik 2019/03/29(Fri)12:20 No. 927824 ID: 8d26c4
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Spike: Does it make me gay if I get off of a gay guy?

"You could beg for a job as DLC."

Please make a suggestion. Smik 2019/03/29(Fri)12:35 No. 927828 ID: 8d26c4
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...

Well. How shall we proceed now?

1. We leave the poor, sobbing pigman to his misery and carry on with our quest. Spike, get down off the Bebop. ("You don't get down off a Bebop, you get down off a duck!" >Goddammit, Spike<)

2. Help Bebop with his personal problems, shifting gears once again from a dungeon crawl to what might wind up being a gay furry dating sim. Stranner and Flycatcher will resume the dungeon quest on their own and probably have a better time of it. Mary will accompany Spike & Kitty because there's no way she's missing out on a gay furry dating sim.

Use stranner-hat to create Cowboy-Bebop.
Alternately, use sweatervest to create Cosby-Bebop.

I'm not sure what I'm trying to accomplish.

Cowboy Bebop is tempting... but I gotta go with leaving him to his misery.

TGchan never ceases to surprise me.

Smik 2019/05/15(Wed)21:44 No. 932969 ID: 8d26c4
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The party moves on and leaves poor Bebop to his sobbing.

They come to a crossroads. The party can now go WEST to the STRONG MAN EXHIBIT, NORTH to the WILD WATER RIDE or EAST to the BIRD SHOW.

What do you suggest?

1. WEST
2. NORTH
3. EAST

East! Birds are delicious. Make certain to take the sign with you, as evidence, in case they try to claim that you went the wrong way.

Smik 2019/06/06(Thu)11:54 No. 935002 ID: 8d26c4
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The party goes EAST to the BIRD SHOW.

Apparently the "Bird Show" is a flock of wall-eyed vultures as they circle above a barbarian, bounded by stakes to a very large cooking sheet.

He is glistening with fragrant, virgin olive oil. It is readily apparent that the intent is for him to bake in the sun and then be eaten by the birds.

What does the party do?

1. Free the barbarian.

2. Ignore the barbarian, continue on their way.

3. Something else?

You heard the bird. Walk away.

>>935002
Politely ask the Barbarian what he did to piss these guys off.

Place a bet on 40-60 minutes. I am feeling lucky! So long as Mary doesn't mess with the result...

Smik 2019/07/15(Mon)18:28 No. 939235 ID: 8d26c4
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The party continues along its way, leaving the barbarian to his delicious fate. Well, it's delicious for the birds. He probably thinks it sucks.

They continue down the midway and discover a decent place to make camp. It apparently is the remains of a bed & breakfast, given the frame of a long-gone structure with a sign that has managed to withstand the ravages of time that says "Bed & Breakfast".

Spike takes a large bite out of the wooden framework, chews thoughtfully and then spits out a campfire. Flycatcher glances at Kitty who just sighs and shakes her head. Spike then sets you down and wanders off.

As the rest of the group try to create some makeshift bedding, there's a screech and a giant vampire bat flutters into view.

Vampire Bat: I see ya took care of the beds, now it's time for breakfast!

Kitty is not amused.

What do you suggest?

1. The joke was terrible, the vampire bats must die.
2. Use your SUPER GARLIC BUDS that you bought near the beginning of this dungeon.
3. Ask if they can transform into SEXY VAMPIRE BATS.

>>939235
Standard adventurer protocol is to put random junked items into your inventory for nonsensical reasons and then inexplicably use them to great effect during an encounter.
Use Garlic On Vampire.

What are you waiting for.

The vampire's bite is kin to the gar's lick: not worth the smell.
...
Challenge it to suck the stupid out of Spike.

>>939235
Put in your orders for breakfast. Eggs, sausage, bacon, beans, French Toast, the works. Use Spike's boneheaded recalcitrance to browbeat the bat into compliance.

Have mary do 3 and kitty do: >>939251
>suck stupid out of spike
while at the same time have spike do: >>939527

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