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780637 No. 780637 ID: 36295c

I feel warm, but I think I'm surrounded by ice. It's hard to think. My vision is blurred for a time, hard to focus...

"Mistress! Mistress! This one's alive!"

The female in front of me is chattering excitedly, but the dragoness behind her seems... disappointed. A simple "Hmm." from her makes my heart sink into my stomach, unimaginable dread crawling up the back of my neck as that one syllable somehow betrays the graceful, commanding strength of her voice.

"It's the one with the overbite?"

"Yes yes! He's waking up!"

"The one with the 'biggest pussy' label over him?"

"Yes yes!"

W-what?

My heart races as I try to find the words to say with the speed of a desperate rat, as I can't begin to comprehend what's going on, but one small slight and my doom will become certain...
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No. 780638 ID: d1d42a

Apologize for taking the dragon's label
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No. 780642 ID: 398fe1

>>780637
Tell her you hope to be of some worth despite your flaws.
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No. 780644 ID: 9145ba

Why do you have a label showing your taste in women over your head?
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No. 780646 ID: eaf326

Be like "Whahuh? Whuh?"

Then "I can work."
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No. 780647 ID: 3373e2

Shit man, any idea of what's going on?
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No. 780648 ID: 2dcc3b

Vomit blood in reply.
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No. 780660 ID: 094652

The dragon desires death and entertainment. One way or another, someone will die for her convenience.

So snap the brat's neck, pluck out his eyeballs, and stuff them up his ass.

For her amusement, of course.
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No. 780666 ID: dce082

Just say hi and offer your services whatever they may be.
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No. 780667 ID: ba506f

well hello to you to. What the hell happened?
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No. 780746 ID: 4063a3

>>780637
Tell the dragoness that she must have dropped her sign, since her pussy is the size of a stagecoach.
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No. 780747 ID: bb78f2

"Blaghel bleh"
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No. 780748 ID: 7f7ea0

Apologize profusely for disappointing her greatest majesty, beg to know what you can do to fix the slight of you surviving rather than another more worthy
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No. 780750 ID: a33f42

Well, might as well look over ourselves and see what we are.
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No. 780782 ID: ca7e3d

definitely >>780638. What better way to start a relationship with a fire breathing dragon.
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No. 780844 ID: 6bda2b

Bite him.
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No. 780939 ID: 652cc3

>>780746
Fuck yeah.
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No. 780960 ID: 2c4dd9

It looks like you're in a crevice. Were you thrown through a wall? I'm assuming the popsicle in front of the dragon is someone you knew.

Grab the Kobold, you need a hostage or your life is forfeit.
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No. 781244 ID: 15a025

Sock'em in the face.
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No. 781254 ID: db0da2

"Biggest pussy? Well, you are what you eat." With a wink.
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No. 781351 ID: 8db6c3

Uuuh... what, I ummm whe... what? how where I... ...
...
Are you hiring?
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No. 781353 ID: 91ee5f

Boop snoot to establish adorableness!
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No. 781355 ID: 60dcf2

"Well, I certainly hope I am the world's biggest pussy, because I need the world's biggest COCK inside me to have any chance of getting off."
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No. 781362 ID: dce082

>>781353
YES, not even dragons can resist a snoot boop.
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No. 781375 ID: 36295c
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781375

>>780660
>>780844
>>780660
>>781244
>>781353
>>781362
I try to grab the other kobold by the nose, but she's too faaaaaaaar...

>>780638
>>780644
>>780746
>>780782
>>781254
>>781355
"I-I-I-I think i-it's y-your sign..."

"What?" the dragoness responds, craning her neck over to look towards me.

"I-it's... the size of a stagecoach?"

The words are out of my mouth before I realize what I'm trying to say, and I can feel the blood drain from my face as I stutter "Y-you... You are what you eat..."

"I think he's delirious, Mistress..." the other kobold says, but the dragoness seems to only be paying close attention to what I am saying like an impartial scribe, as if every word carries grave importance...
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No. 781376 ID: 398fe1

>>781375
Oh my god.

Ask how you can be of service to your mistress. Apparently you're a hardass so no need to grovel, but you should at least acknowledge she's the boss.
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No. 781379 ID: 9145ba

So you were frozen. What year is it? Is dragon-kobold marriage legal yet?
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No. 781381 ID: 3373e2

Try to get onto the ground below you and try to drop to a knee, Try not to fall over and be polite, she can kill you.
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No. 781404 ID: 2c4dd9

You're very cold. Would you be above pleading for a warm towel or blanket?
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No. 781405 ID: ba506f

look around like you're dazed, then notice the dragon like you just seen her for the first time, then shake your head and say, "wait, your... what happened here, why is it so cold, why can't I move?'

make it sound like you're still coming too. Save face.
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No. 781412 ID: d1d42a

step out of your icy prison, or what's left of it
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No. 781430 ID: dce082

The good thing is you have shown that you are in fact not the "biggest pussy" so those insults could have worked in your favor. The bad news is you may have earned the label of "biggest dumbass" instead.

Just ask what they want from you.
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No. 781432 ID: d79f26

>>781375
shake your head to clear your brain.
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No. 781450 ID: 44983d

We have her complete attention. Double down on the lewd comments.
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No. 781492 ID: 1226ae

>>781375
Keep teasing her. With a mind like this, you were probably once a jester. Or a professional smartass. Either way, this dragon has apparently inherited you from somewhere, so you better fulfill your duty and keep it up.
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No. 781539 ID: a33f42

Looks like you were frozen in ice.
Goodness you need to warm up. Grovel to your mistress and use her body to warm up.

Ask about the sign later when you clear your head as well.
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No. 781555 ID: 3abd97

>>781375
Don't back down from the backtalk. She had already written you off as worthless- showing a spine is pretty much your only move to change that right now.
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